Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnOminous]

>I would rather die standing for what I believe in than die on my knees
>I would rather die standing for what I believe in than die on my knees
>I would rather die than die
is someone planning on ACK!ing in the near future?

He's a literal retard who can't even say his faux-heroic statements accurately because he's too blasted out of his gourd on drugs.

Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is your friend even if he is a cuck and a shit lib

Why does anyone even say this bullshit though? The enemy of my enemy is not my friend. They're probably both enemies.

It's just cool when my enemies fuck each other's shit up so I don't have to.

 

[Vect]

There's a thread for journoscum Taylor Lorenz.

Christ, what a witch. Thread ahoy, then.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I still chortle with glee knowing that Lucas became a virgin eunuch when he was still a greasy and disgusting teenager. Even better? He became a virgin eunuch in Thailand.

You could’ve just paid a hooker to love you long time like 99.99% of white men visiting Thailand for the first time.

But nah, he paid for a festering groin wound.

It really is mind boggling for someone to not at least try to have heterosexual sex once. Imagine how many "gay" people are actually straight, and they just don't know because they've never had a good partner. I don't believe in this notion that people "just know they're gay" but then have sex with toys designed to emulate vaginas or lesbians using strap-ons...shaped like penises. Of course, they never match the natural heat emnated from another person during sex, the muscular convulsions, the sweat, a woman's natural lubricant, etc.

It just seems like all homosexuals are the result of traumatic sexual experiences when they were younger. For all we know, Lucas was molested by one of his parents and since the nigga never left his house or had interaction with the opposite sex (since he is a misogynist), his brain got fucked up. And now, he's just never going to know what it feels like to be with a woman. What an actual woman looks and feels like. He'll never know.

I welcome any homosexual Kiwis to give their input on this. How do you know you're gay, or trans, or w/e if you don't have heterosexual sex at least once?

 

[umami's milk]

I welcome any homosexual Kiwis to give their input on this. How do you know you're gay, or trans, or w/e if you don't have heterosexual sex at least once?

not a faggot but how do you know you're not gay if you've never fucked a man at least once? how do you know you dont want to fuck a stinkditch? you just haven't had a good one yet.

the 'just try it !!!!!' line of thinking is what troons have used to lure innocent victims into fucking their mangled genitals for years now. so for the structural integrity of our glass house, i'll have to live and let fags live.

troons like keffals, though? we'll let die.

 

[Dread First]

I welcome any homosexual Kiwis to give their input on this. How do you know you're gay, or trans, or w/e if you don't have heterosexual sex at least once?

It's pretty easy to work out what features you find sexually attractive. I ain't gonna wax poetic about female features I find attractive, but I'm not particularly attracted to the prominent brows, broad shoulders, strong jaws, and facial hair that men have.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

not a faggot but how do you know you're not gay if you've never fucked a man at least once? how do you know you dont want to fuck a stinkditch? you just haven't had a good one yet.

the 'just try it !!!!!' line of thinking is what troons have used to lure innocent victims into fucking their mangled genitals for years now. so for the structural integrity of our glass house, i'll have to live and let fags live.

troons like keffals, though? we'll let die.

That line of thinking doesnt work because it's not heterosexual men who are buying dildos for themselves. Heterosexual women arent buying vagina-shaped sex toys. Yet gays are buying vaginas, lesbians are buying fake penises. There is clearly some acknowledgement what they do is unnatural and they are attracted to the opposite sex in some manner, yet they engage in sex with the same sex anyway because "yas queen i'm born that way". So, no. Homosexuality just looks like a cope for traumatic or non-existent sexual experiences.

It also goes without saying that globohomo prevents scientists from making any studies on the brains of homosexuals due to concerns for neutrality, so for all we know there could legit be a cure for homosexual behavior like Pad Gardener's pad obsession but we will never find it. Glass houses, my ass.

 

[umami's milk]

That line of thinking doesnt work because it's not heterosexual men who are buying dildos for themselves. Heterosexual women arent buying vagina-shaped sex toys. Yet gays are buying vaginas, lesbians are buying fake penises.

there's quite the difference between a genital that is attached to a living human being and a genital shaped piece of plastic. from what you're telling me, gays are not delusional and have realized that vaginas were meant to have things in them, and that penises were made to be put into things.

I think the most damning evidence thst homosexuals have a legitimate problem with relating to the opposite sex is having them describe the genitals of the opposite sex. Try it with your gay friends. They never know how to describe them like they've never been to health class

lol wut.

 

[Vect]

That line of thinking doesnt work because it's not heterosexual men who are buying dildos for themselves. Heterosexual women arent buying vagina-shaped sex toys. Yet gays are buying vaginas, lesbians are buying fake penises. There is clearly some acknowledgement what they do is unnatural and they are attracted to the opposite sex in some manner, yet they engage in sex with the same sex anyway because "yas queen i'm born that way". So, no. Homosexuality just looks like a cope for traumatic or non-existent sexual experiences. Glass houses, my ass.

What’s been lost in the sexual liberation movement is that homosexuality is measurable - arousal is an involuntary physiological response to erotic stimuli. It’s hard wired. The same sometimes asinine little details that might drive a red-blooded heterosexual wild - little muscular definitions, the curves of their body, the way their hair falls, the way they move or even smell - is the same thing I might look for in another man. I can appreciate a woman’s beauty, even sexually, but it would be at such an incredibly abstract level it’s almost theory - hence why us faggots are generally good judges of what looks good on women because we can do so dispassionately.

I suspect gays buy vaginal whatsits - fleshjacks - because they’re more available, they raise fewer questions and because it’s a lot more material to invest in recreating man ass.

And a shot in the dark, but I believe lesbians occasionally use strap-ons because they can enjoy each other’s bodies while experiencing the pleasure of penetrative sex without erectile dysfunction or risk of pregnancy and other annoyances.

Thing is, it’s repressing this sexuality that turns people crazy. We had a girl in the Telegram chat when we were down who was absolutely convinced that she had to hack her tits off because she didn’t want to have sex with men. This logic of ‘no you’re not gay you just need to be corrected’ is exactly what the Trooniverse preys upon.

 

[umami's milk]

keffals do something im starting to derail

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I doubt he'd rent an expensive luxury apartment just to abandon it and move to Northern Ireland. On the other hand, Lucas is retarded.

It’s because he has zero friends irl and has “PTSD”. Why the fuck would you go to a shithole like Belfast otherwise? Personally, I think he should just take Pop Smoke’s advice and get high to deal with his PTSD. That way he can burn thru his money quicker and maybe get back into smoking weed like any good terminally online socialist.

He might still be active on Twitter, just very passively based on his following count dipping. At least one of those is due to an autistic woman he followed getting harassed off Twitter over giving chili to her neighbors. It’s funnier if I don’t elaborate. He could also be getting blocked or there are other account suspensions/deactivations I’m not terminally online enough to know about.

Oh yeah, Lucas is currently in the other major shithole in Britain.

 

[MoonState]

Also: Keffals wants to have his own Mastodon instance.

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Not sure how it would work, since he's too stupid to join Mastodon, let alone maintain a server.

Looks like the fediverse arc is about to kick off, keffals.social has been registered. Nothing on it yet, though.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Looks like the fediverse arc is about to kick off, keffals.social has been registered. Nothing on it yet, though.

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I don't even get why he'd bother. It's gonna be as dead as his Reddit. He'll be lucky if it gets near the activity of his dying Discord. I've yet to see any of these niggers retain their followings after making the jump from Twitter. Lucas will be no different.

 

[AltisticRight]

It really is mind boggling for someone to not at least try to have heterosexual sex once. Imagine how many "gay" people are actually straight, and they just don't know because they've never had a good partner. I don't believe in this notion that people "just know they're gay" but then have sex with toys designed to emulate vaginas or lesbians using strap-ons...shaped like penises. Of course, they never match the natural heat emnated from another person during sex, the muscular convulsions, the sweat, a woman's natural lubricant, etc.

It just seems like all homosexuals are the result of traumatic sexual experiences when they were younger. For all we know, Lucas was molested by one of his parents and since the nigga never left his house or had interaction with the opposite sex (since he is a misogynist), his brain got fucked up. And now, he's just never going to know what it feels like to be with a woman. What an actual woman looks and feels like. He'll never know.

I welcome any homosexual Kiwis to give their input on this. How do you know you're gay, or trans, or w/e if you don't have heterosexual sex at least once?

No, I'm not going to have a consent accident myself once to find Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" field CTO of honeycomb.tv and his actions reprehensible.

I'm also not going to rape a dog carcass so I can safely say that zoosadists are disgusting.

 

[Aria]

So his lucas said anything about the non-binary mass shooter.

 

[DrNow]

Ay Tone, gedda load of that narrative collapse

 

[Pargon]

I think he deserves one. Look at what happened to Elliot "Liz" Fong-Jones - nobody paid attention to him or his crimes for years until he finally got his own thread. None of Ben's colleagues will ever know how corrupt and retarded he is as long as his corruption and retardation is buried under 2000 + pages on Luke's thread.

The Kiwi Farms does not exist to chronicle the behavior of people you think are meanie dumb-dumb heads. Start a blog if you want that.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Its always disappointing when attractive women are consciously insufferable.

Wait

Did you just imply Taylor is attractive?

 

[Beavis]

Will Keffals shit out a half hearted apology to Destiny or try to grift more for a court battle?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Will Keffals shit out a half hearted apology to Destiny or try to grift more for a court battle?

I'm hoping Lucas draws it out and we get another lolsuit to dig into.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Will Keffals shit out a half hearted apology to Destiny or try to grift more for a court battle?

I am betting on both. He's gonna put together a cringy, half-assed apology and then he's gonna go straight back to flinging shit, because he's a drugged up retard that has absolutely zero filter or impulse control. Which of course will lead to Destiny taking legal action.