DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

He did the exact same thing to Keemstar and didn't learn his lesson. I hope Mister Metokur publicly scolds him.

 

[Boom Boss]

I meant that Mister Metokur should scold DSP again soon. I know that he's scolded DSP multiple times in the past.

 

[Wodanaz]

Wasn't Phil's complaint that he searched him on Youtube and saw a bunch of videos mocking him by Metokur?

Is it really slander to point out that Jim made detractor content and went on the Sons of Kojima show?

I don't know. Maybe. But that's the point, it's about as slanderous as all the people talking shit about Phil in the first place. He's just talking shit about Jim. If Phil wants to set the record straight and give his side of the story, then why isn't he even extending the same courtesy to someone who expressed a genuine interest in burying the hatchet (if there even was one, since phil claimed to not know who jim was) and do a serious interview? Obviously it is because Phil has the emotional maturity of a retarded child, and instead of watching the stream clip where Jim expresses interest in the interview, he just googled his name and watched a few videos from FIVE YEARS ago, but it's still infuriating. Also apparently Jim just called sok faggots on their stream.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Iron Father]

I don't know. Maybe. But that's the point, it's about as slanderous as all the people talking shit about Phil in the first place. He's just talking shit about Jim. If Phil wants to set the record straight and give his side of the story, then why isn't he even extending the same courtesy to someone who expressed a genuine interest in burying the hatchet (if there even was one, since phil claimed to not know who jim was) and do a serious interview? Obviously it is because Phil has the emotional maturity of a retarded child, and instead of watching the stream clip where Jim expresses interest in the interview, he just googled his name and watched a few videos from FIVE YEARS ago, but it's still infuriating. Also apparently Jim just called sok faggots on their stream.

I don't think it's slanderous for Phil to point out that Metokur has made content shitting on him. I agree that Phil's hypocritical for not giving someone a chance to show that they've changed though. But at the same time, has he? Metokur's interest in Phil is purely from the angle that he's a lolcow retard to be laughed at.

I dunno, people clutching their pearls on behalf of Metokur are cringe imo.

 

[Dona Morte]

Tis the season for guilting your viewers. Also love the name. All I can offer is memes in exchange.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

DSP keeps saying it's something "we've always done" in regards to the paywalled Christmas, but isn't it something he's only done the last two years? I could swear that the entire thing being paywalled is very recent, and the Christmas marathon was always a thing with maybe drinking being paywalled? I could be giving DSP way too much credit, though.

 

[Wodanaz]

I don't think it's slanderous for Phil to point out that Metokur has made content shitting on him. I agree that Phil's hypocritical for not giving someone a chance to show that they've changed though. But at the same time, has he? Metokur's interest in Phil is purely from the angle that he's a lolcow retard to be laughed at.

I dunno, people clutching their pearls on behalf of Metokur are cringe imo.

I simply gave phil the benefit of the doubt and assumed he wanted to be adult about things, for once, after pretending for years that he couldn't hear all the haters making fun of him. But it seems he still holds the same mentality as ever, since he's not even willing to seriously look into a potential interviewer who in my opinion would be perfect for the job.

 

[Corpun]

It's amazing that in the same stream he gloated about getting marketed to with a Black Friday deal for a stroller because he had YouTube money he also said how he wanted better streaming equipment. He also ordered it instead of going to the store and buying it, so he paid as much if not more than the original store price.

This retard's financial problems even without gacha are awful. If he wasn't an addict, that home would be a hoard of random gamer junk, his blu-ray collection is a great example, especially when you consider the fact that he's stated he has duplicates there. Yes, this moron just bought copies of movies he thought he didn't have. He doesn't watch them, he just buys them cause they are there.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil's refusal to adapt to jumping in CoD is funny as fuck. Classic Phil, never adapt or improve. Just whine like a little bitch.

 

[myone]

since he's not even willing to seriously look into a potential interviewer who in my opinion would be perfect for the job.

Stop sucking Metokur's cock. Not wanting to be interviewed by Jim is one of the most sane and understandable things Dave has ever done. There's absolutely 0 chance that it would be good for Phil.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't know. Maybe. But that's the point, it's about as slanderous as all the people talking shit about Phil in the first place. He's just talking shit about Jim. If Phil wants to set the record straight and give his side of the story, then why isn't he even extending the same courtesy to someone who expressed a genuine interest in burying the hatchet (if there even was one, since phil claimed to not know who jim was) and do a serious interview? Obviously it is because Phil has the emotional maturity of a retarded child, and instead of watching the stream clip where Jim expresses interest in the interview, he just googled his name and watched a few videos from FIVE YEARS ago, but it's still infuriating. Also apparently Jim just called sok faggots on their stream.

I mean that's just classic Phail. Meh-Toker restreamed him 8 years ago - he's still an irredeemable piece of shit whose khantent serves no purpose and who should be deleted off the internet, thrown in a jail cell and have the key to his cell thrown away. Phail gets shit on for something he said 8 years ago - I CHANGED AND MACHOORED DOOD! If Phail didn't have double standards he'd have no standards at all. But yeah, Phail would still be retarded if he let himself get interviewed by Meh-Toker. It wouldn't go the way he imagines it would, which would involve a mentally ill detractor child yelling at him for still playing WWE Legendary Legends and using two fangirls for sex and money, Meh-Toker would be slick and let him hang himself with his own rope which would be much worse for him.

This retard's financial problems even without gacha are awful. If he wasn't an addict, that home would be a hoard of random gamer junk, his blu-ray collection is a great example, especially when you consider the fact that he's stated he has duplicates there. Yes, this moron just bought copies of movies he thought he didn't have. He doesn't watch them, he just buys them cause they are there.

Phail's gated community (his neighbors especially) can count themselves lucky that the vast majority of Phail's spending addiction now goes to digital pictures of sweaty oiled-up shirtless men. If he still spent most of his money on gaymer statues and merch, blu-rays and various other useless knickknacks and tchotchkes he'd be like those people who end up getting featured on Hoarders, especially since Khet is just as lazy as he is so she'd enable it. I mean it took him what? 3 streams to clean out his closet? And yeah to be fair most of it was because he spent half the stream either D'VOURing disgusting-looking lukewarm delivery food or him showing a box of extension cables on stream and spinning a tale more epic than Beowulf about it. Plus he kept a lot of the trash that he found in that closet and excused keeping it by using the classic aspiring hoarder line of "I STILL MAY GET SOME USE FOR IT SOMEWHERE IN THE FUTURE SO IT'D BE A WASTE TO THROW IT AWAY!"

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

DSP keeps saying it's something "we've always done" in regards to the paywalled Christmas, but isn't it something he's only done the last two years? I could swear that the entire thing being paywalled is very recent, and the Christmas marathon was always a thing with maybe drinking being paywalled? I could be giving DSP way too much credit, though.

You guys could've put this debate to bed before it started.

He's going to do it, regardless.

He's a fucking 9yo girl. He loves tarting up his broom closet in crumbling popcorn chains & red/green polyester shrubbery & that half-lit strand of blinky rainbows. He gets a whole month to exploit the corporation-soaked "season of giving" to his Retard Cabal.

The only thing he gets off on harder is his brain tumor-tier cringe Birthday Week.

This is going down no matter what. He'll scream about how his little Santa begparty is in peril until he most likely gets his toy & one of his 4 or 5 sugar sockdaddies will save the day. If not, he just unleashes the DJ DSPirit of Giving spin doctory & announces that he's such a kickass dude that he realized he should do his charity showcase anyway. And continue to pretend that him getting sloshedhammered on camera is not an obvious nightly endeavor.

He won't even pitch a 4-week temper tantrum on this one. Pissbrat wants to play dressup & scream for e-nickels, so Pissbrat is going to do exactly that. He just gets to suck himself off about it if his 2nd paywall shits the bed.

This specimen is not a complicated creature.

Can we talk more about this widowlicking mong spacker retard faggot & his galaxy-brained tripledown/retcon on asthma puffers now? Because I'm pretty sure I will never stop laughing my jingle bells off at this one.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

The only day of thr week that he can spend with his wife.....

Turned out he just been watching his old videos with Leanna in them

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Turned out he just been watching his old videos with Leanna in them

Unless Leanna is in a bunch of 80s ads I don't think he did...

 

[Iron Father]

Phil isn't sure if Singapore is a city or a country.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The only day of thr week that he can spend with his wife.....

Turned out he just been watching his old videos with Leanna in them

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These holiday events man. Sometimes it just astounds me the vast difference between a normal person and a DSP dent. Imagine you let The Guy scare you into believing if you celebrate Thanksgiving, then you're a mark. Now he pignotized you into thinking Black Friday is a scam by ((((companies))) where you're almost guaranteed to get hurt in a crowd. So what do you do? Spend a whole day being advertised to. Not being able to let go of the past. Watching a privileged fat slime ball eat, whine, laugh, and secrete various bodily fluids. Do this for 5 hours.
Or
You go out. Go do some black Friday shopping. Treat yourself. Buy Christmas gifts for friends and family. Enjoy the winter air. Don't be a hermit whose afraid of people like DSP is.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The only day of thr week that he can spend with his wife.....

Turned out he just been watching his old videos with Leanna in them

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Poll idea: How many 15+ minute rants reminiscing about his childhood or his glory days is he gonna go on after watching an ad?
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[RaidenAUndertale]

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Tis the season for guilting your viewers. Also love the name. All I can offer is memes in exchange.

This went from classic DSP malice to Chris-Chan levels of turbo autism. I really can't imagine what the logic behind this could be. Sheer fuckin hubris perhaps.

First he gets huge members bombs and sub bombs that are clearly bots and I guess he somehow pignotized himself into believing they were real? He's either lost his grip on reality and fooled himself into thinking they were real or he's just doing an insane charade. The problem is, the subs and members went away because of course they were gonna go. THEY ARE BOT ACCOUNTS, you dumbass.

And just to further drive the point home, this man knew he was gonna drop from 900 to like 300 members and he still kept the goal past 1000. I have no idea what the point of that was. Ego perhaps? Or sheer incompetence. My guess is he was baiting really hard for a whale to swoop in and gift 700 membere, which is insane. Only OIC is retarded enough to do that and he knows this.

Now he went from banning people who suggest lowering the goal to lowering the goal TWICE, and it seems like another one might be on the way. Leaving aside just how slimy this whole ordeal is, the whole members goal count is just straight up code for begging now. Phil is begging his tards to basically fund his salary. This is, in my opinion, another example of DSP sinking lower than you thought possible. You'd think that when he begs for members, it's like a smarter, more long term grift in order to increase his channel and improve his operation and maybe bring some new dents in and increase his pignosis on them, but this kinda shows how he sees members like just another tips goal. Like, in his piggy brain, it's all about getting short term money gains for jpegs, progress be damned. For someone who calls this shitshow a "business" and who has an actual business degree, you'd swear this was run by a 6 year old child.

People criticize him for paywalling the Christmas event, but he's not even doing that right. HE'S TRYING TO, but so far he's failing miserably. The funny thing is he acts like paywalling it but in a twisted way, that Christmas event has only gotten cheaper and cheaper. The conclusion is: DSP, stop being a bitch about it and shut your trap with this beg. You're obviously doing the Christmas begathon anyway. You lowered the goal twice now from 1025 to around 400. You WILL lower it again if running the risk of not hitting it so spare everyone the headaches and just stop linking events to member goals.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

The only day of thr week that he can spend with his wife.....

Turned out he just been watching his old videos with Leanna in them

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"I just spend hours"

"await us as I react to them"


Phil, you're drunk"!!!"