Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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I know this has been said before but the hyprocrisy is what really gets to me. If somebody said it would be a noble cause to set off bombs in Jerusalem for any reason as a joke would get immediately shut down and shit on by Ethan and Hila. Those jokes might not land but the part that rubs me the wrong way is that Ethan started by making edgy jokes and now is the only allowed to make edgy jokes or they have to be approved by him and his ilk.
 

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Why does his mind always go to violence?

You can tell that that slipped out, it wasn’t a prepared joke (nothing in his podcast is prepared), when he’s trying to find the next word or next thing to say when talking about things he doesn’t like he always goes to violence.

“ I mean with an army, I don’t have an army“ even though he does have an army of brain dead, extremely far left sycophants who want to get his attention.

How many times does Suzan need to down a box of Franzia and sweep this up for him?
 
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I know this has been said before but the hyprocrisy is what really gets to me. If somebody said it would be a noble cause to set off bombs in Jerusalem for any reason as a joke would get immediately shut down and shit on by Ethan and Hila. Those jokes might not land but the part that rubs me the wrong way is that Ethan started by making edgy jokes and now is the only allowed to make edgy jokes or they have to be approved by him and his ilk.
I think thats exactly what he's trying to provoke here. He's not getting enough antisemitic remarks to claim victim status, he's just rightly getting called out for his own fuckwittery, petulance about losing his twitter and generally being a cunt.
By bringing religion into it he's hoping for a few choice phrases or anti-Israeli statements to be slung back at him so he can play the "What I said was only a joke, But these responses are over the line" card

Problem is people have grown wise to his faux outrage schtick and he's running on fumes at this point
 
Ethan jokes about the deaths of:
☑ Jews
☑ Catholics

Ethan has yet to joke about the deaths of:
Muslims

:popcorn:

I hope after he hits the big three religions he moves onto alphabet people jokes :smug:
Thats the thing. If he would REALLY get back into "edgy humour" and shit on EVERYONE, preferably those in actual power (Elites, Alphabet mafia, etc.), I'd respect him again. Hell, even if his jokes were bad, because I actually like bad jokes. I chuckled retardedly even about his musk impersonation.

But no, he is a progressive now, and the only path left for him is to either troon or divorce hila and bang troons. Alternatively, Hila troons.
 
Then again it was his own employees who gave incorrect dox info on Amouranth's husband's identity where they had the wrong guy, despite the bearded guy repeatedly saying to stop. Other than him, it seems they deserve each other.
Dan use to suck up to Ethan; Haven't seen him do it for a long time (at least since Gokanaru specifically made fun of him).


The only thing I know about AB (StarKilla) is that he went after Nick DeOrio (the one NULL made fun of for being fat and having Orio in his name) right at the beginning of Content Nuke arc and Nick DeOrio BTFO'd him pretty hard. AB ended up backtracking every argument and he got hired by H3 later. In the following clip AB accuses Nick of being a hypocrite or something (I don't know what his point was, IMO, he's pretty stupid).

Here's the full "debate" between them and this is pretty much how it goes, StarKilla (AB) accuses Nick of something, Nick proves him wrong and Starkilla backtracks.

There are two more employees since then, I have no clue about who they are.
 
Ethan threatening to bomb Vatican city as a joke
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>I-it’s just a prank, bro!
His lack of self-reflection and how certain he is of his own views is what gets me.
It’s just as with Boogie1488; what they say isn’t the problem, how everyone else interprets it is…

Fucking narcissists, man.
 
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Is Hila Klein ok?
Hila is going through her white-trash crack whore arc appearance-wise in what I can only assume is preparation for her literal crack whore phase because her brain damaged husband seems determined to get them both booted off the internet. I eagerly await Ethan Klein's transformation into fellow white trash Ethan Ralph, the amount of weight in one body will crack concrete and measure on the Richter Scale.
 
Ethan reminds me of the loser kid in school who used to eat grass or dirt for shock value, once people got bored of the weird dirt eating kid, he upped his routine to involve live worms. Once that began to be ignored, pencil shavings was next. When people finally had enough of him and began telling him to fuck off, he'd immediately run to the teachers saying he was being bullied.

Stop eating dirt Ethan. You're boring us now.
 
I genuinely thought this was Narcissa Wright at first.
The guilt of her IDF days must weigh heavy.
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This is so obviously what Ethan is into and not Hila. Also, its horrifying. I saw someone saying crack whore above and thought "come on, now", but no, its entirely accurate. Crack whore trying to look like a teenager.
 
It must take a lot of practice and talent to spout edgy shit of this caliber, be this painfully unfunny, and maintain a major mainstream presence at the same time. I'm looking forward to episode 28 of 'oh no, that's terrible, here's a slap on the wrist' so the fat man can be back online saying unfunny retarded shit and clutching pearls that someone said 'retard' somewhere or claimed that the human being with a penis is male.

I genuinely thought this was Narcissa Wright at first.
The guilt of her IDF days must weigh heavy.
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The garish chinesium sweater pairs nicely with the thousand mile stare of a middle aged woman experiencing ego death.
 
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