The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Iron Hamster]

Looks like they are grifting off of last night mass shooting at a gay club in Colorado.
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the last people you want 'training' you.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Maybe it'll send penny over the edge and into a violent rage. He seems well on his way

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Looks like they are grifting off of last night mass shooting at a gay club in Colorado.
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The answer to shootings is to hole up in a failing cult compound and become increasingly paranoid?

Big tragedy happened so come bring us food

"Gates unlocked just shoot me a message and come on up"

For people under constant siege they sure do like tweeting about ways to easily circumvent their Earl-proof defenses like an unlocked(???) gate.

 

[Ghostse]

Since they are bringing this shit back up:

tl;dr: The Battalion thing is more IRA LARP by Phil.

In the US, a battalion is supposed to be 2 to 10 companies, each company made of 2-6 (usually 4) platoons, each platoon being 30-60 (usually ~45) soldiers. So a couple hundred maxing out around 2000, but usually about 1000.

But Phil is doing an IRA Larp.
Specifically in the Commonwealth army, a Regiment fills the organizational structure slot of a Battalion (roughly, its not 1 to 1). Commonwealth Battalions are special-purpose units that sit at the same level as regiments (right below division) but are usually smaller, and created to fill a special need that doesn't need a full Regiment - i.e. specialized support functions. In operational environments a battalion's elements might be broken up and assigned to different regiments in the division. (example, an armored is made of several regiments that in an operation would rotate between frontline and reserve functions. A maintenance battalion would support whatever r were on the front)

So the IRA organized into Battalions, which were usually not full strength, as a way to segment command - if a battalion was compromised, only that battalion's companies (i.e. cells) were compromised and the rest of the IRA untouched. This also implied that they were "irregular" troops to support the formal Irish Army
But in reality, the reason you organize things this way is simple:
A Battalion is supposed to be commanded by a Major or Colonel, a company by a captain, and a platoon by a lieutenant. Therefore, if you have 40 drunk irishmen and want a fancy rank for a title, you declare they are a Battalion instead of a Platoon. Instead of Lt, you are now a Major.

So by making a "2nd Unicorn Battalion" he can both declare himself Colonel Flipdick while having 'command' (and I use the term very loosely) of 4 troons, distance himself from any fuckups made by 2nd Battalion, but make it look like they are much larger and more important than they are.

 

[Trianon]

The answer to shootings is to hole up in a failing cult compound and become increasingly paranoid?


"Gates unlocked just shoot me a message and come on up"

For people under constant siege they sure do like tweeting about ways to easily circumvent their Earl-proof defenses like an unlocked(???) gate.

"Gates unlocked just shoot me a message and come on up"

It really is sending a mixed message.

 

[AMHOLIO]

>Tragedy happens to a more vunerable part of the Queer community
>Bring us things and we will train you to kil

Ok Osama Bin Lougen, commit people to your fake LARP so you personally feel in control while your community suffers. God those poor bastards who were there don't deserve this.

Looks like they are grifting off of last night mass shooting at a gay club in Colorado.
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"GENDER WAR NOW GENDER WAR NOW"

I wish Phil saw a therapist to calm his shit. Or a stay in the looney bin like Chris.

Whoever goes will never be allowed to leave.

If you took a shot for every time penny says the word "train" on the unicorn account, uoud die.

He says train so much you coulr mistake him for a Thomas the Tank Engine enthusiasts.

Hes been manically sperging about building a troon army for like 6 hours. It's like he's having a psychotic break

Maybe it'll send penny over the edge and into a violent rage. He seems well on his way

Honestly I'm surprised he kept this up after so many of his fucking crew left him. I guess reality doesn't hit people when they're out an hour away from civilization.

The answer to shootings is to hole up in a failing cult compound and become increasingly paranoid?

It works because the more violence you make the bigger your feudal land becomes. ....wait.

"Gates unlocked just shoot me a message and come on up"

For people under constant siege they sure do like tweeting about ways to easily circumvent their Earl-proof defenses like an unlocked(???) gate.

Don't worry Mr. Trump isn't back on twitter yet, the chuds won't use twitter until then.

Therefore, if you have 40 drunk irishmen

That's still 40 more people more qualified than anyone at the tranch. Every single one of those men drunk is worth 4 unicorns.

So by making a "2nd Unicorn Battalion"

Wait, what the fuck was the first one? Or is this military?

 

[Brain Problems]

Wait, what the fuck was the first one? Or is this military?

Took 41% attrition and were re-formed.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is not a fully formed thought so sorry if what I'm trying to say is not finessed.

They are the problem with guns in this country. Disaffected men who don't fit in with society thinking that owning more and better kit than a whole Russian unit is a solution to some imagined social problem. Thinking that showing off how armed they are makes them impressive. Meanwhile if I were George Gramlich I would worry that Penny or Fedposter J was going to decide to take the war to me. The US military does this, or at least has done this. Vietnam/Iraq/Korea/Grenada isn't at our door now, but they could be unless we do something, so bombing the shit out of them is a purely defensive move on our part, right? Like that article where they were at a party and Fedposter J was fedposting IRL and obviously the other leftists at the party were uncomfortable. They haven't done anything yet to trigger Colorado's red flag laws, and I live several states away so I don't feel threatened by their gun ownership, but as I have said before, their attitude is terrifying. They think they're the good guys with guns. They're not.

 

[Oxyjen]

Fully agree with the sentiment,
Upping the rhetoric and fantasising about the inevitable shootout isn’t exactly helpful.

The recent massacres have all been 18-22 y/o males with some ideological obsession that becomes worth dying for. They basically become suicide bombers because of whatever it is - god hates fags, pedos in drag indoctrinating kids, whatever the internet is inciting them about today.
On Penny’s end it’s a righteous fight to exist. They are coming for you and you must be prepared to kill or be killed.
Penny is just a vet who never saw combat acting out, but at some point one of his 18-22 year old male followers will decide to take the fight to the enemy first.

Drop military-hardware-as-personality into the picture and I’m surprised there aren’t bloodbaths on this scale every single day.
Culture war begets civil war begets the overthrow of democracy, which is exactly why a lot of public figures on the right are stirring this shit up. It’s a fucked up culture.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Fully agree with the sentiment,
Upping the rhetoric and fantasising about the inevitable shootout isn’t exactly helpful.

The recent massacres have all been 18-22 y/o males with some ideological obsession that becomes worth dying for. They basically become suicide bombers because of whatever it is - god hates fags, pedos in drag indoctrinating kids, whatever the internet is inciting them about today.
On Penny’s end it’s a righteous fight to exist. They are coming for you and you must be prepared to kill or be killed.
Penny is just a vet who never saw combat acting out, but at some point one of his 18-22 year old male followers will decide to take the fight to the enemy first.

Drop military-hardware-as-personality into the picture and I’m surprised there aren’t bloodbaths on this scale every single day.
Culture war begets civil war begets the overthrow of democracy, which is exactly why a lot of public figures on the right are stirring this shit up. It’s a fucked up culture.

Yeah, it's those evil right wingers who want to overthrow democracy .

 

[Ghostse]

Wait, what the fuck was the first one? Or is this military?

The Tranch is the 1st BTN, they were talking with some other crazied Tranny in some other Pacific-timezone hellhole just a little ways back to form a 2nd.

 

[HackerX]

"We're here for you in these trying times. What do you mean you didn't bring any food?!"
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I don't know which gun video was worse. This or Pat Tomlinson doing his. This is borderline deranged if it was ironic, but Mr. Ma'am is completely serious.

 

[CIS White Droid]

I don't know which gun video was worse. This or Pat Tomlinson doing his. This is borderline deranged if it was ironic, but Mr. Ma'am is completely serious.

Drawing practice for proficiency is fine. Doing it for internet ass-pats or to broadcast how badass you are is retarded, especially when you aren't very good at it.

 

[AprilRains]

Since they are bringing this shit back up:

tl;dr: The Battalion thing is more IRA LARP by Phil.

In the US, a battalion is supposed to be 2 to 10 companies, each company made of 2-6 (usually 4) platoons, each platoon being 30-60 (usually ~45) soldiers. So a couple hundred maxing out around 2000, but usually about 1000.

But Phil is doing an IRA Larp.
Specifically in the Commonwealth army, a Regiment fills the organizational structure slot of a Battalion (roughly, its not 1 to 1). Commonwealth Battalions are special-purpose units that sit at the same level as regiments (right below division) but are usually smaller, and created to fill a special need that doesn't need a full Regiment - i.e. specialized support functions. In operational environments a battalion's elements might be broken up and assigned to different regiments in the division. (example, an armored is made of several regiments that in an operation would rotate between frontline and reserve functions. A maintenance battalion would support whatever r were on the front)

So the IRA organized into Battalions, which were usually not full strength, as a way to segment command - if a battalion was compromised, only that battalion's companies (i.e. cells) were compromised and the rest of the IRA untouched. This also implied that they were "irregular" troops to support the formal Irish Army
But in reality, the reason you organize things this way is simple:
A Battalion is supposed to be commanded by a Major or Colonel, a company by a captain, and a platoon by a lieutenant. Therefore, if you have 40 drunk irishmen and want a fancy rank for a title, you declare they are a Battalion instead of a Platoon. Instead of Lt, you are now a Major.

So by making a "2nd Unicorn Battalion" he can both declare himself Colonel Flipdick while having 'command' (and I use the term very loosely) of 4 troons, distance himself from any fuckups made by 2nd Battalion, but make it look like they are much larger and more important than they are.

I think you're overthinking this. Penny probably doesn't understand anything of substance about command structure. It's probably just the idea that "battalion" sounds martial and tough, so their cult must be a battalion, and oooh here's another one!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I think you're overthinking this. Penny probably doesn't understand anything of substance about command structure. It's probably just the idea that "battalion" sounds martial and tough, so their cult must be a battalion, and oooh here's another one!

He's not even doing the IRA LARP right.

The Irish (IRA & Ulsters alike) formed & identified as brigades to make themselves sound more numerous, as brigades are larger than battalions. Yet they rarely had enough men (and boys) to fill out an entire platoon, at most.

The bolsheviks did the same thing; and because they didn't have the same sort of manpower problems, they could get away with referring to battalion & brigade-sized elements as divisions & armies.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is not a fully formed thought so sorry if what I'm trying to say is not finessed.

They are the problem with guns in this country. Disaffected men who don't fit in with society thinking that owning more and better kit than a whole Russian unit is a solution to some imagined social problem. Thinking that showing off how armed they are makes them impressive. Meanwhile if I were George Gramlich I would worry that Penny or Fedposter J was going to decide to take the war to me. The US military does this, or at least has done this. Vietnam/Iraq/Korea/Grenada isn't at our door now, but they could be unless we do something, so bombing the shit out of them is a purely defensive move on our part, right? Like that article where they were at a party and Fedposter J was fedposting IRL and obviously the other leftists at the party were uncomfortable. They haven't done anything yet to trigger Colorado's red flag laws, and I live several states away so I don't feel threatened by their gun ownership, but as I have said before, their attitude is terrifying. They think they're the good guys with guns. They're not.

What you're talking about is known in the scientific journals as toxic masculinity and is solved only by eliminating power from men completely. In this case, there's nothing to worry about because these are women just looking to do some community self-defense to protect other women like themselves from the constant existential threat of fascism and transphobic capitalism (aka fascism) that wants to murder trans women for undermining the power of the capitalist patriarchy. The lone man helps prove they are women and since the women are in charge of the authority free autonomous commune he will not be allowed to access toxic masculinity. And if he tries to that's why the women need to be armed to put down the threat immediately before it can spread to his allies like Earl.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

"We're here for you in these trying times. What do you mean you didn't bring any food?!"
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That framed My Little Pony art on the wall...

 

[stupid frog]

Tranch confirmed for having actual rats, not just the eunuch rats.

Also podcast.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Tranch confirmed for having actual rats, not just the eunuch rats.

Also podcast.

Oh my god that's horrifying. How do you clean all that? How did you fuck up so badly you got rodents? This is so awful, you know those tranchers are going to fuck up trying to kill them and accidentally kill a housepet with poison. That house can't be evacuated soon enough.

 

[2525ABC]

Oh my god that's horrifying. How do you clean all that? How did you fuck up so badly you got rodents? This is so awful, you know those tranchers are going to fuck up trying to kill them and accidentally kill a housepet with poison. That house can't be evacuated soon enough.

Eh, I hate to side with the tranchers, but farms have feedstores, feedstores have mice and so farmhouses (especially with housecats) get mice.
You need a prevention strategy, which I'm sure these lot don't have, but there's no keeping them out 100%...

And Kevin tidy your room.