Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[draggs]

Based Ethan rejecting the fards the Bishop of Rome wafts all over Christendom with his lying mouth

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

Have you guys come across online some version of "anti-Italian racism" jokes online? They're popular with the same circle of weirdos who label themselves Chapos and like to call anyone to the right of Stalin "chuds". Every time I've come across them in the wild they are always cringe as fuck. It's not hard to pinpoint what exactly is going on with them, believe it or not the same people rabid for censorship and cancelling others for microaggressions also think racist jokes are funny, whether they acknowledge it or not. They just can't voice any actual opinions with bite without fear of reprisal, so they do this gay song & dance always targeting Italians because they're white and therefore a safe target.

Of course they wish they could rip off a healthy faggot or chink from time to time, they're simply not allowed within their community of isolated weirdos, the H3 sub is a good example of this. That's the feeling I get watching whatever attempts at edgy jokes these are from Ethan. He wants to be edgy but he can't anymore, so he's left with jokes with no punchlines that have the same amount of bite as the word chud used as an insult.

I'm curious what the top-down response would look like if Vatican City was switched for Tel Aviv.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Yeah the Catholic Church protected pedos but other religions also have pedos. Like Jews that suck baby dick after a briss. He going to bomb them?

 

[The handsome tard]

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I love how he changed his tune from "YEAH LETS DO IT" to a meek "hehe-com-come on, its a joke!" the moment he realised that everyone around him properly are judging the shit out of him instead of egging him on. He legit think that changing it into "with an army, not a terrorist- you know" makes him look any better, what a delusional sad little man.

He literally pulled the "I was just pretending to be retarded" card

Its honestly really sad to imagine people once took this man's words seriously. He keeps looking more and more crazed with each major controversy he finds himself in and given the rate that they are happening, its scary to see how mentally he is falling. But then again, I think he deep down knows his career is slowly dying and he is REALLY struggling with accepting that reality, especially since its all mostly his fault its happening.

But yeah, I just love to see how everyone around him grew instantly uncomfortable, kind of wanting to visually say "Okay, we are NOT with this guy, people. Mock him, not us"

And the worst part we know that Ethan will not be punished for saying this, he hasnt been punished for other things before so why would it begin now? So the best we can do is properly mock him and make sure he knows he is a fucking joke instead of a comedian.

I swear his employees must hate him more than anyone else on the internet does. I don't even bother looking up his podcast or clips but whenever he steps on shit and one of the youtubers I follow make a video about it his employees have this expression that just shouts "*Sigh*, here we go again... This fucking idiot."

Dude, I cant imagine no worse position. We are seeing him from far and he is already unbearable, imagine having to work with this guy and tard wrangle him. And you are cursing every life choice made you reach this point.

"Could have become a lawyer or engineer but no, had to try to be a rebellious shit and now Im tard wrangling this manchild...you win, mom and dad..."

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

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And when he is once again raked over the coals because of this comment, once AGAIN he will scurry like a rat to his jew friends and use his "I'm a jew" excuse to avoid repercussions.
You do know, KIKE, that there is sexual violence against children in Jewish schools, right?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

"It's antisemitic not to bomb the Vatican."

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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We have to protect the kids. We need to kill all the rabbis and bomb Israel.



Ethan is a classic example of a man who gives but cannot take.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yeah the Catholic Church protected pedos but other religions also have pedos. Like Jews that suck baby dick after a briss. He going to bomb them?

Mormons and pedophilia is a story as old as Mormonism itself. When will Ethan bomb Salt Lake City?

 

[Friend Drazha]

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Here's an actual joke:

Two Catholic priests are on a crashing plane with children who were there for a school trip. Only two parachutes on the plane were there.

First one goes:
"Take the parachute and go!"
Second one:
"What about the children?!"
"Fuck the children!"
"Do we even have time for that?!"

Back to Ethan "Diaperman" Klein... man, looking now you wouldn't believe this dude was actually funny once.

When do you think his decline truly began? IMO I think it was the utter embarassment of a podcast he did with Bill Burr where Ethan made a complete ass of himself 4 years ago.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Ethan needs to keep eating so that way the guv'ment can use him as a bomb

 

[FunPosting101]

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What the fuck is that orange shit on the side of his head and in his hair? Did this silly faggot dye his hair and parts of his head in spots for maximum attention whoring or some shit?

 

[WonderWino]

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My grandfather had a saying jokes are statements in disguise

This definitely qualifies. He opened his mouth without thinking and said what he really thought

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Have you guys come across online some version of "anti-Italian racism" jokes online? They're popular with the same circle of weirdos who label themselves Chapos and like to call anyone to the right of Stalin "chuds". Every time I've come across them in the wild they are always cringe as fuck. It's not hard to pinpoint what exactly is going on with them, believe it or not the same people rabid for censorship and cancelling others for microaggressions also think racist jokes are funny, whether they acknowledge it or not. They just can't voice any actual opinions with bite without fear of reprisal, so they do this gay song & dance always targeting Italians because they're white and therefore a safe target.

Of course they wish they could rip off a healthy faggot or chink from time to time, they're simply not allowed within their community of isolated weirdos, the H3 sub is a good example of this. That's the feeling I get watching whatever attempts at edgy jokes these are from Ethan. He wants to be edgy but he can't anymore, so he's left with jokes with no punchlines that have the same amount of bite as the word chud used as an insult.

I'm curious what the top-down response would look like if Vatican City was switched for Tel Aviv.

Ethnic jokes about Europeans (Except Jews) fall under the category of "Safe edginess". The same category where shit like "Be gay do crime" and jokes about overthrowing capitalism reside.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

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[Ralph Barnhardt]

For me this is the same thing as when he was banned off Twitter. I find it extremely hard to care about whatever consequences he might face because he has advocated for life ruination for far, far less. The one I feel the worst for is Hila. Her fuck up of a husband is tanking whatever future her and her children have with the world that he helped create. That's not even factoring in how he's mindfucking her.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

“Oh no, the cancel and pearl clutching culture I helped develop is now turning on me! Whyyyyy?!” - A fat retard who should neck himself.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Strap me to a missile and launch me at tel aviv, by Allah i am ready

 

[TheRetardKing]

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What will Ethan say next?

 

[Fuck Taxes]

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Is Hila Klein ok?

Actually thought that was a troon for a good few seconds,

 

[The handsome tard]

I think Mr. Ethan here is an extremely good example of how it's better to fade into irrelevancy than desperately cling to your bygone fame.

Its best to step out of the stage with grace rather than fight security and make a jackass of yourself trying to stay on it for just a minute more.

SJWs be like "we are the good guys" but are actually horrible human beings

SJWs are fascinating creatures. They are the result of constant exposure to double think and the results would be fascinating if not socially concerning.

Either they dont know what they do, which is bad, or they KNOW what they do and they dont care, which is worse.