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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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Eh, I hate to side with the tranchers, but farms have feedstores, feedstores have mice and so farmhouses (especially with housecats) get mice.
You need a prevention strategy, which I'm sure these lot don't have, but there's no keeping them out 100%...

And Kevin tidy your room.
Yeah. You live in the country, you get rodents.
Don't leave traps where the cat can get to them, and check your traps daily because sadly, they don't always kill.
 
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Yeah. You live in the country, you get rodents.
Don't leave traps where the cat can get to them, and check your traps daily because sadly, they don't always kill.
Sorry, I should say I was surprised they had them in the house. I shouldn't be since the mice are just looking for warmth, but I'm just aghast they're in the house, and the house is horrifying. The most terrifying part is trying to clean all those amazon boxes and the hoard. I give more of a pass to the barn and storage areas because it really is inevitable.
 
Sorry, I should say I was surprised they had them in the house. I shouldn't be since the mice are just looking for warmth, but I'm just aghast they're in the house, and the house is horrifying. The most terrifying part is trying to clean all those amazon boxes and the hoard. I give more of a pass to the barn and storage areas because it really is inevitable.
Are they still doing the “send us things from Amazon to give to the Indians” grift? It would be ironic if the mouse-pissed-on items end up causing a hanta virus outbreak or whatever.
 
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So really, the only good justice is mob justice where fates are decided on everything from good evidence to a whim. As long as they have a chance to participate in violence and feel like the big commando hero they always wanted to be, gotcha. There is absolutely no way this could ever backfire nor be abused in some way by unscrupulous parties.

Even in a perfect post right-wing facist society where it's feudal gangs of antifa run violence, this could be used and abused by members of their own community. Fucking Bonnie/Paul would be using it to call a hit in on them as soon as he wasn't able to convince Penny to let Alyssa/Kindness stay on the ranch.
 
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Is J-Fed really this stupid? According to his logic, the good cops should have "quietly doxxed" people like the tranchers so the locals could take care of shit on their own. Which would have entailed following, and then curbstomping, the tranchers after they beat up that old lady at the 4th of July parade.

Or, the good cops should "quietly doxx" the FBI and ATF about the numerous red flags they've observed at the tranch, up to and including J-Fed's online posting.
 
Sorry, I should say I was surprised they had them in the house. I shouldn't be since the mice are just looking for warmth, but I'm just aghast they're in the house, and the house is horrifying. The most terrifying part is trying to clean all those amazon boxes and the hoard. I give more of a pass to the barn and storage areas because it really is inevitable.
Part of it is also Feeders, any food scraps or building material on the outside. My last sperging on page... 860? about some of the construction shows bird feeders, some food scraps outside and building materials that could make for a nest. It can happen to people in the burbs too.
the last people you want 'training' you.
Instead of tweeting them and asking if they teach an "L-shaped Ambush" we should band together and ask if they can teach the "T-shaped Ambush"
 
Dear god Paul Bonnie🌸 for the love of god, come here and spill tea. We will be nice and play pretend with you, heck you can go hog wild in the beauty parlor board. Just give us the juice.

You can’t be happy with the ranch having two or three GoFundMe‘s at the same time as they let your investment get eatten by rats.
 
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