Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 307 26.5%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 824 71.0%
  • Total voters
    1,160
Nobunaga said:
Trump thread 2.0 incoming
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Elon is an autist with an ego. Sometimes that's funny. But he's not a lolcow. Even though Trump says some hilarious shit sometimes his thread is just a hugbox of retards hanging on his every word like he's about to start Ragnarok. It was full of the most pathetic seething I've ever seen until the V-Tuber thread took the crown. A lot of people seethe about Elon in the same way even though he's done even less retarded shit than Trump. Who didn't even do that much retarded shit anyway.
 
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Kosher Snake said:
ngl I really doubt that Musk Cultists are worse than Musk A-logs
I see a musk bootlicker's take and I go "ehh thats nothing" while a musk a-log take would make me go "hah what a fag"
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They're both kind of retarded really, but it's almost like goobergrape where both sides were retarded but one side was retarded and had kind of a point while the other side was retarded and flat-out evil.
 
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Steinercard said:
I'm sure you spent the 44 million you earned much more wisely.
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Literally any way would have been better. Putting it in a big pile and burning it would make for cool photos.

I worry the anti-anti-musk people who are happy to see anyone upset the libs lose sight of how cringe he is. He’s a balding grown man posting ifunny watermarks while tanking any moderately successful business he’s attached his name to. All while neglecting his ever-increasing brood of half-african children.

Would love to die in a cybertruck, though.
 
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Rorschach Test said:
Literally any way would have been better. Putting it in a big pile and burning it would make for cool photos.

I worry the anti-anti-musk people who are happy to see anyone upset the libs lose sight of how cringe he is. He’s a balding grown man posting ifunny watermarks while tanking any moderately successful business he’s attached his name to. All while neglecting his ever-increasing brood of half-african children.

Would love to die in a cybertruck, though.
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You sound really upset that people are enjoying a really rich retard fucking up a bunch of other retards.
 
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Musk is very fitting for a thread however op still has much more work to be done. Also please look at other threads to see how formatting is done, the fact your titles are the same format as everything else is just awful. If photos take up more room in a lolcow op than text, you have a problem.
A type of formatting that would work much better.

Family: (main section )

Father: (sub section )
Everything with his father

Ex-Wives: (sub section )
Here write a general overview of it

Ex-wife 1: (subsubsection)
More details of each wife and their relationship with him, if any of note.

Ex-wife 2: (subsubsection)

You also need far more topics, a good chuck of this op should really be on his business dealing. and more info on what you already have. You can't just write "He also killed 3 people. According to him at least." in a op without giving more details, least show us a clip or text with him saying that. Also if you are talking about his SNL video why not post the video it's self.

Really needs a section about his simps and haters, don't have to go super in-depth just small rundown of any people or communities of note. Also remove cringe, stuff like SNL/ media appearances, politics and dumb business deals can be their own sections. The keffals stuff is pointless to the topic as Musk has 0 reaction to it, so that should also be removed.
 
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The Notorious RGB said:
Musk has something like 9 kids now, but it appears they are almost all IVF? Isn't that funny? Is he the worlds most successful incel or is he just not that fertile (and compensating by numbers)
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It was IVF, but you need to understand that the unimaginably rich don't exactly engage in "family planning" the way regular folks do. Rich people like Musk have options that regular people don't have. For example, they can pay to use IVF to have all their children at once in one go, so that their wife doesn't have to go through serial births for them to have the desired total number of children. They can also opt to have unnecessary caesarians (aka "too posh to push") to preserve their wife's vagina. These are all options available to the very rich that poor people don't have. Musk had tripplets with Justine, then twins, so he had 5 kids in a short period of time because it was more convenient to him.

Having watched the last MATI podcast thought, I don't understand why so many of you think Elon Musk is a bad parent because he has a lot of wives and kids. Have you considered the possibility that him being committed to a single wife or family might actually put their lives at risk just for merely being around him? There have been a few assassination scares in his life. In the biography I am reading right now, he literally says that he suspects the Russians might want to assassinate him over SpaceX. Don't you think the actual reason he starts a new family every few years is because him being with a new woman is a way to protect his other women and kids? Every time he dissociates from a woman and the children he had with her, she and the kids presumably stop being a target. If might seem like indifference and opportunism on his part, or it might be a conscious survival tactic. Plus he can afford to have multiple families, it's not like they're left to fend for themselves. Most ex-wives do not receive an $80k monthly alimony like his ex-wife Justine did. His messy divorce with Justine which was a PR disaster for him at the time (because she had a blog about their relationship, see below), but his other divorces seem to have been more orderly. I hope people are willing to consider the fact that Elon Musk has to organize his life and the lives of his closest family with a risk factor in mind that is unlike anything anyone else is potentially subject to or has to plan around. Distancing himself from the people he loves the most might be a harsh but necessary risk management strategy.

Another thing that's brought up in the bio I am reading is his ex-wife Justine's blog (which was a Livejournal blog, http://moschus.livejournal.com | archived) from when the couple moved to Bel Air. This started out as a blog showcasing their glamorous Los Angeles lifestyle, but it eventually turned into a divorce blog that online publications such as ValleyWag were using as a primary resource to attack Musk.

(p 183 - 185) Musk enjoyed his rising profile. It fed his ego and provided some fun. He and Justine bought a house in Bel Air. Their neighbour to one side was Quincy Jones, the music producer, and their other nieghbor was Joe Francis, the infamous creator of the Girls Gone Wild videos. (...) In one interview, Musk calculated that his life had become 10 percent playboy and 90 percent engineer. "We had a domestic staff of five; during the day our home transformed into a workplace," Justine wrote in a magazine article. (...)

Justine appeared to relish their status even more than Musk. A writer of fantasy fiction novels, she kept a blog detailing the couple's family life and their adventures on the town. In one entry, Justine had Musk saying that he'd prefer to sleep with Veronica than Betty from the Archie comics and that he'd like to visit a Chuck E. Cheese sometime. In another entry, she wrote about meeting Leonardo DiCaprio at a club and having him beg for a free Tesla Roadster, only to be turned down. (...)

For a while, the blog provided a rare, welcome glimpse into the life of an unconventional CEO. Musk seemed charming. The public learned that he bought Justine a nineteenth-century edition of Pride and Prejudice, that Musk's best friends gave him the nickname "Elonius", and that Musk likes to place one dollar wagers on all manner of things - Can you catch herpes from the Great Barrier Reef? Is it possible to balance two forks with a toothpick? - that he knows he will win.

[This next part is for those of you who listened to MATI last Friday and caught the part where Null remarked that Musk looks like an oblivious dumbass on one of the pictures he was browsing.]

Justine told one story about Musk traveling to Necker Island, in the British Virgin Islands, to hang out with Tony Blair and Richard Brandson. A photo of the three men appeared later in the press that depicted Musk with a vacant stare. "This was E's I'm-thinking-about-a-rocket-problem stance, which makes me pretty sure that he had just gotten some kind of bothersome work-related e-mail, and was clearly oblivious to the fact that a picture was being taken at all," she wrote. "This is also the reason I get such a kick out of it - the spouse the camera caught is the exact same spouse I encountered, say, last night en route to the bathroom, standing in the hallway frowning with his arms folded.". Justine letting the world into the couple's bathroom should have served as a warning of things to come. Her blog would soon turn into one of Musk's worst nightmares.
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BTW, since Justine disclosed on her blog that one of his aliases amongst his friends is "Elonius", I feel this ought to be added to the title of the OP in accordance with KF custom of listing people's aiases, together with "Rocketman" which was the alias Elon Musk was using while DMing with Amber Heard.
 
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He deleted this one fast, but it's real. YOBA x Musk is the crossover we need.
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You laughed, I laughed. The autists laughed back.
The LOLcow uprising in upon us. From Chris, 6 steps of separation to President Trump and this guy.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Imagine being booed at a Dave Chapelle show and having to cope and make up shit for a fragile ego

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He deleted the above tweet by the way

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Teasing us by not posting the vid, tut tut.



I couldn't tell you the exact percentages but it was definitely a mixed reception.

In conflict on a scale not seen since Longcat vs. Tacgnol, the battle for the very fabric of reality rages on between Woke Mind Virus and Fragile Ego:
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