Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Dr. Butt]

What about that time when Elon was in school and another child threw him down the stairs, and his father said he deserved it? Was that real or a meme?

 

[Arianne Chan]

But he's the owner of Twitter, doesn't that mean he hates himself?
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[Still Exceptional]

I will never understand the near cult like following this man has. He's not some savior of humanity that's totally going to get us to Mars singlehandedly. He's not Tony Stark. He's just a billionaire autist who likes playing with rocketships. But a lot of people treat him like the second coming of Christ. Even Star Trek sucked him off once, basically saying he was one of the greatest minds humanity ever produced.

Hell, a few years ago it was mostly leftist sucking him off. Then he bought Twitter and now they fucking HATE him. That's some funny shit right there.

 

[mofu mofo]

Hell, a few years ago it was mostly leftist sucking him off. Then he bought Twitter and now they fucking HATE him. That's some funny shit right there.

They were starting to turn a few years ago when tales of the working conditions at Tesla leaked out and Elon went full anti-union. There's bipartisan issues that've put people off as well, like Tesla's comical build quality issues and abysmal aftersales support (like 6 month waits for repair panels) and the Hyperloop scam.

 

[Montalbane]

The main issues is OP is more bootyblasted by elon than anything else.
He needs to rewrite this from the ground up.
Otherwise it just comes off as seething at muskolini (i feel very gay for typing that)

 

[JaneThough]

Nothing stopping you from making a thread on Soros

Literally every time a thread is made on someone the A&H fags worship they trot out the "WHAT ABOUT *insert lib of the week here*" as if they're incapable of making a thread themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

Literally every time a thread is made on someone the A&H fags worship they trot out the "WHAT ABOUT *insert lib of the week here*" as if they're incapable of making a thread themselves.

They may actually be, though.

 

[Vott]

Literally every time a thread is made on someone the A&H fags worship they trot out the "WHAT ABOUT *insert lib of the week here*" as if they're incapable of making a thread themselves.

Musk doesn't stand out to me as the Lolcow type but there should be a community poll Elon Musk style to vote on if Musk is a lolcow, If the majority vote yes then he's getting a better fleshed OP. It's hilarious watching what Musk is doing with Twitter and driving everyone insane, Him flip flopping might be him testing the waters.

Donald Trump has a thread because he keeps making an ass of himself daily and throwing tantrums about stupid shit and I also think Alex Jones would be worth a thread, George Soros donates to corrupt officials but he's not a cow.

 

[JaneThough]

Elon Musk isn't that much of a cow and neither is Soros, This has nothing to do with politics whether I agree with them politically or not, Donald Trump keeps making an ass of himself repeatedly and throwing tantrums about stupid shit so having a thread on him is reasonable, Elon Musk just rolls with the punches and makes fun of everyone, it's hilarious seeing what he's doing with Twitter and upsetting everyone who tried to take Kiwifarms down. Alex Jones is more worthy of a thread than anyone imo

There should be a community vote Elon Musk style to vote on if Musk is a lolcow, If the majority vote yes then he's getting a better fleshed OP.

The thing is that’s what the prospering grounds are for. If he’s not worthy of being a cow the thread will die and never move out of here. But all his Stan’s coming in to argue how he’s so totally not a cow is like the Streisand effect and brings more attention.

If he’s not a cow, ignore the thread and let it fade into obscurity. The last person who needs a bunch on autists white knighting for him on KF is Elon Musk.

 

[mofu mofo]

Elon breaking records again:


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tfw when the lockdown tech bubble ends and everybody realises that you were only the world's richest man cos your wealth is mostly derived from the value of a single stock that happened to be one of the hottest ones in said bubble

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Literally every time a thread is made on someone the A&H fags worship they trot out the "WHAT ABOUT *insert lib of the week here*" as if they're incapable of making a thread themselves.

Congrats on being almost as malding as the OP. When the SEC threatened to remove Musk as CEO of Tesla I was repeatedly told no celebrity threads.

 

[Halmaz]

I will never understand the near cult like following this man has.

This is just the effect of media programming on NPCs.
I have an acquaintance, who is generally an inept loser, but yearns to be some kind of a hotshot. Basically, he is the kind of guy, who thinks Jordan Belfort, or Patrick Bateman and his cohorts, from American Psycho, are shining examples one should follow. Needless to say, he doesn't know Belfort is not a fictional character. He used to adore Elon and gushed about him almost every time I met him, up until current year, when he suddenly did a 180 and started dissing him. Being a malleable, spineless idiot, with no opinion on his own, he fell for the bad press, which risen in the wake of the Twitter buyout. This guy is the first time in my life I saw someone undergo complete reprogramming IRL, seemingly overnight. People who blindly support Musk are like this, but fall on the other side of the political spectrum and now love him even more than before. Personally, I always viewed him as just another billionaire, who serves his own interests first and foremost. Sometimes he does stuff, which makes people I dislike seethe, which I find entertaining, but he is no friend of mine.

I like the idea of an Elon Musk thread, but it needs to be reformatted, the juiciest bits fleshed out with more info and it should be funnier. Also, @Polentic, I think it should say "if the company didn't kick out" here:

When he left the office had decided that they would quit if the company kicked out Elon Musk from his position.

 

[byuu]

Congrats on being almost as malding as the OP. When the SEC threatened to remove Musk as CEO of Tesla I was repeatedly told no celebrity threads.

By whom? We have dozens of threads on celebrities.

 

[JaneThough]

Congrats on being almost as malding as the OP. When the SEC threatened to remove Musk as CEO of Tesla I was repeatedly told no celebrity threads.

Dude there is literally a thread on Madonna.

 

[Product Placement]

Don't think there is any saving the OP at this point, needs a full redo rather than building on poor foundations it has.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

By whom? We have dozens of threads on celebrities.

This was 4 years ago and the dm's a long gone, but it was an active mod and I'd been here a month.

Dude there is literally a thread on Madonna.

Like BP has rules.

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

>Elon shills using the chronological feed on Twitter instead of the default one
>I do just that
>I stop seeing his political takes and boomer sense of humor
so much losing

 

[AgendaPoster]

I was skeptical that a billionaire can be a lolcow, but after Elon got Twitter and had the freedom to shitpost as CEO and mess with the corporation, I think he's one of the most lulzy cows out there and is involved in drama and milk production 24/7.

 

[Kiwisee]

Elon should’ve kept his promise to let people say the N word with impunity

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

I think Musk is definitly a lolcow, especially after his twitter deal. Actually perhaps it's Mustards who are even funnier. Imagine shilling for a billionaire, lol.