Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Nate Higgers]

Checkmate, child.

Imagine thinking arguments on the internet are important lol.
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He looks like Baron Harkonnen here

Only fatter and gayer and with more AIDS

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Well I'm surprised, I've expected gigasperging and an unprecedented amount of smug, instead he went for very questionable porn. What's got me surprised is that usage wise this seems normal for him, he's still below his daily average. You know, just posting a tweet every 25 minutes 24/7, or every 17 minutes if you think allows himself 8 hours of sleep to step away from twitter.

 

[breadandcircuses]

On his deathbed dying of obesity related health complications he will spend his final moments on his phone telling some pest "I am not dying, stalker, wrong in every detail as always."

Optimistic of you calling it a death bed and not a death stool. No way Fatrick isn't dying at Hooligan's and not expire face first in a plate of cooling, half eaten meatloaf.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Margaret Sanger (the founder of Planned Parenthood) said this in her autobiography.

I say this with love, but you and @Uncle Buck are not alone in buying the blue-pilled story on Margaret Sanger.

Despite the propaganda to the contrary, Sanger was pro-life and invented Planned Parenthood to stop abortions. At the time, discussing contraception via the mail was a felony and inspecting letters was common. Even doctors refused to educate patients under penalty of conviction.

Thread: https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1340178374220771328

 

[Associate Rick]

Optimistic of you calling it a death bed and not a death stool. No water Fatrick isn't dying at Hooligan's and not expire face first in a plate of cooling, half eaten meatloaf.

He might even go out like Elvis, with a colon full of impacted meatloaf while clogging the Hooligans toilet.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I say this with love, but you and @Uncle Buck are not alone in buying the blue-pilled story on Margaret Sanger.



Thread: https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1340178374220771328

>using Michael Malice as a source
>any year

but why? I haven’t opened the twatter link yet so I could be mistaken and that angry denim-jean-fetishist manlet has some primary sources but I don’t trust anything he says nowadays

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

He looks like Baron Harkonnen here

Only fatter and gayer and with more AIDS

“When is a gift not a gift?”

AIDS. It’s a bloody illness.

The Blue Check was supposed to be a certification that the person running the account is who they say they are. But then it became a status symbol of orthodoxy (I knew this for sure when I saw people complaining to Jack to "take away their checkmark!").

Watching their coveted trophy of correctthink become desecrated makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

If I was Musk I’d give it to household names and brands for free, and charge everyone else. But if I didn’t need the money making them squirm would be worth it for that alone. Good on Elon.

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

I just really like how that blue checkmark was THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER a month ago, but now that same blue checkmark is TOTAL SHILL CRAP YOU PAID FOR IT.

Fucking nigger cattle.

We need a black cow reaction for niggercattle. Terry was a fucking prophet.

 

[Broadside]

He is on Hive, bitching about Twitter.


Move on Patrick. Elon just isn't into you.

Classic leftist projection I've noticed; they think the right wingers admire Elon and other billionaires (aka successful people) because they think simping for them will cause these billionaires to bestow some gifts upon them, like some slovenly sycophant begging at a ruler's throne.
This describes a lot of Leftist's (and especially Pat's) behaviour perfectly. Remember Pat trying to suck up to that Democrat activist who just called him a creep ad him to fuck off? That guy radiated absolute chad energy to say he was a liberal lol.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat's already tweeting, he sent a tired "stable genius" joke about Elon. I guess he's trying not to scare everyone off yet.

His Saturday morning was spent taking an old article and re-writing it into a bad tweet thread. The entire afternoon involved hiding all critical replies, blocking, and the occasional "paid for Twitter" meme. And then a full Saturday night of replying to absolutely everyone, posting about CP, calling people child and blaming them for a shooting, and then passing out. What a life.

This reply really made me laugh - Garth Marenghi is a better writer than Pat, at least he finishes his books.

 

[RussianParasite]

He is on Hive, bitching about Twitter.


Move on Patrick. Elon just isn't into you.

Pat is too dumb to realize it, but he just admitted that he is an absolute nobody*. In reality though, these “serious people” discussing the “merits” of some retard tweet is rich. Who the fuck cares what Beyoncé or Justin Timberlake think about any given topic outside of music?

*those without a sacred Blue Check Mark.

Patrick is also a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

This reply really made me laugh - Garth Marenghi is a better writer than Pat, at least he finishes his books.

you know things are bad when you have a worse work ethic than an author who's not even a real person

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Whoever taught these retarded terminally online fatties the term "Dark Money" needs to be shot. It's just a byword for "I'm too retarded to understand what I'm trying to say"

If there's any phrase that describes Rick to a tee, it's that one. He's a real elliptic fellow,

I’m pretty sure Fat Rick paid $5K the first time to get his account back, and another $5K to get it back a second time, but it didn’t come with his certified wanker tick that time around.

Him now trying to mock anyone paying $8 a month for a tick, while he STILL doesn’t have one, is absolutely hilarious.

That's not entirely correct. He was suspended for a long time once and paid a sum of money once. The circumstances are sketchy: First he stated that he paid $5,000 to Twitter itself, later he implied that it was an "investment". I think I've also seen him claim that the 5K was for legal fees when pressed by texting atalkers, but you should always take his defensive squealing with a grain of salt.

What you might be thinking of is speculation that he might've paid $5.000 (or some other sum) long before all this in exchange for his checkmark. It's been an open secret that Twitter practices were corrupt and nepotistic and Elon and others have since confirmed it. Rick is and was a complete nobody, so there's a strong possibility that he wasn't eligible for a checkmark and he tried to bribe his way in. There's been talk of Rick having a "contact" at Twitter that's been protecting him but I don't know if I buy that. He was suspended for 10 months until he bought his way back in again, I don't think he had any real friends at the company watching his back, at best a janny intending to squeeze the rube for money.

I think we're all so busy laughing at the fact that he paid $5K to get his account back that we rarely stop to think that, wait a minute, that's really fucking shady. There's clearly some underhanded shit going on there if they weren't legal fees (and even then it's fucking bizarre). It's also the reason I have seen some people theorize on why he never got his checkmark back: he wasn't ever supposed to have one in the first place. When he oinked/paid enough for them to review his account, it probably came up that he wasn"t eligible for one of them. It would also explain why he's been squealing that his should be reinstated on the grounds of the felony imposter accounts instead of, you know, him being a famous public figure like he was before all the trolling.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Pat declared Tesla hater of the day by Tesla fanboy with 17k subs on YouTube and 122k followers on Twitter

video not particularly interesting (unless you're into TSLA I suppose). He pokes fun at Patrick at 2:25 for using "strident" instead of "stringent" and being a shitty writer.

Comments rolling in


If he doesn't get several new pig watchers from all of this we need to re-evaluate our onboarding strategy in the next quarterly meeting.

 

[Associate Rick]

Pat declared Tesla hater of the day by Tesla fanboy with 17k subs on YouTube and 122k followers on Twitter

video not particularly interesting (unless you're into TSLA I suppose). He pokes fun at Patrick at 2:25 for using "strident" instead of "stringent" and being a shitty writer.

Comments rolling in
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If he doesn't get several new pig watchers from all of this we need to re-evaluate our onboarding strategy in the next quarterly meeting.

Rick being dunked on by Asian Rick.

 

[Meat Target]

Pat declared Tesla hater of the day by Tesla fanboy with 17k subs on YouTube and 122k followers on Twitter

video not particularly interesting (unless you're into TSLA I suppose). He pokes fun at Patrick at 2:25 for using "strident" instead of "stringent" and being a shitty writer.

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If he doesn't get several new pig watchers from all of this we need to re-evaluate our onboarding strategy in the next quarterly meeting.

Pat always wants to go viral. When he does, it's seldom-to-never in the way he wants.

Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

I think it's important to remember that the only reason people mess with him is because he said he didn't think Norm Macdonald was funny.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Pat declared Tesla hater of the day by Tesla fanboy with 17k subs on YouTube and 122k followers on Twitter

video not particularly interesting (unless you're into TSLA I suppose). He pokes fun at Patrick at 2:25 for using "strident" instead of "stringent" and being a shitty writer.

Comments rolling in
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If he doesn't get several new pig watchers from all of this we need to re-evaluate our onboarding strategy in the next quarterly meeting.

"Here's Elon Musk who saw that tweet and laughed a couple of times in response to this dummy."

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I think it's clearly intended to be an adult woman. The biggest problem is that is looks like, and most likely is, bestiality fetish porn. For some reason, Patrick is so proud of this that he found it prudent to both defend and repost it multiple times despite being directly criticized for it. Then again, he's so unbelievably dumb that he may just be doing it as an act of defiance and is just too dense to realize it looks like something he peruses regularly, especially when he acts this way.

I've got to defer to the mod of Animal Control on the subject of niche and gross bestiality fetish porn (I am trusting the experts).

 

[draggs]

Piggy reacting to Twitter fact checking him:

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I think Trump handled it better.

Fat boy doesn't understand that you can take any chunk of a company's revenue and say "that is where they made their profits!" (if they in fact made a profit)

But without a full breakdown of paired costs and revenues you're just bullshitting