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she says she has something that holds her phone so she can record herself in a barely conscious state and somehow that is supposed to make sense.
she just posted this today
Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death
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she just posted this today
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Hey yew, hey yew all. Just wanted to say I deserve the human right to shit myself in bed and if my mom doesn't clean it up, that's abuse.
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@Tard Whisperer She got herself SSI thats whats funding all this shit.
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There's something fucky going on with the other sister being a) adopted b) either very homely compared to chelsea or mosiac-downieish she's got a bit of a syndrome face and c) having had a genuine serious illness.
It's a common factor with loads of munchies a sibling with a terminal or life threatening illness. Maybe golden singleton child Chelton felt displaced by Nurse Mother taking in a cuckoo into the nest and not just that a special needs one which then had the nerve to get sick and draw even more of mummy's attention away.
If you think of the rest of Chelseas life as a giant pants shitting tantrum for attention you're probably not far wrong.
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LLLLOOOOLLLLL God bless this cow and @GenociderSyo for bringing her to the Farm.
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This is so unbelievably fake I couldn't make it even halfway. Still has the dexterity to record, edit and post. AMAZING.
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Other people found her way before me, but they seem to have left the farms. I just figured shes so active she deserved her very own thread.
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She's one that has a clear fixation with round the clock care. It seems to have started with that first back surgery/meningitis saga. She loves nursing homes, but they all boot her pretty quickly. They're happy to send her back to the hospital when she has an episode and isn't improving. I'll have to look in my Chelsea archive to find the posts surrounding that first go around.
She's been a pet of mine for years due to her prolific caring bridge and I'm so excited that others are also seeing her nonsense. I loved how she jumped on the FND dx with all kinds of advocacy/fundraising until she realized it was them saying she did not have seizures. I think she was indeed given a formal FDIOS dx and clearly the hospitalists or whomever from both hospitals and her primary spoke to each other.
A deep thank you to the OP and anyone else who archives her tiktok and insta. I can't stand to listen to her.
She's been a pet of mine for years due to her prolific caring bridge and I'm so excited that others are also seeing her nonsense. I loved how she jumped on the FND dx with all kinds of advocacy/fundraising until she realized it was them saying she did not have seizures. I think she was indeed given a formal FDIOS dx and clearly the hospitalists or whomever from both hospitals and her primary spoke to each other.
A deep thank you to the OP and anyone else who archives her tiktok and insta. I can't stand to listen to her.
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Totally normal to tape and broadcast to tiktok during episodes. Shouldn't call her a faker due to this at all due to her ability to be completely fine long enough to tape. Or at least thats what the people on tiktok think.
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In a crowded field, this bitch really is the least sympathetic munchie. Thank you for putting all this down.
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I am so glad Chelsea has her own thread.
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I'm glad I skipped her last year's worth of shit because her caringbridge timeline read like the countdown at the end of a JOI video. I missed you, Minnesota Fashion Week Fats.
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Breaking News!
Cheeks saw a quack that gave her everything she wanted and even entertained her fantasy of dying on hospice. You wager she paid out of pocket?
Cheeks saw a quack that gave her everything she wanted and even entertained her fantasy of dying on hospice. You wager she paid out of pocket?
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Oh man, the guffaw I let out upon reading that Mayo caught on to her shenanigans and slapped her with a FND diagnosis. Being seen at THE Mayo Clinic is something many munchies aspire to but maybe they should be grateful they didn’t get their heart’s desire. And then she has the nerve to act like Mayo, one of the top hospital in the world especially when it comes to groundbreaking research, isn’t good enough for her. The hospital that required an international airport be put in little Rochester, MN because Saudi royalty need to be able to fly their personal jets directly there for medical care - it just isn’t skilled enough to handle our poor one in a million zebra Chelsea!
I’m curious what Twin Cities hospitals she frequents. She mentioned a few times about transferring to ‘the other campus’ which leads me to believe she mainly munches her hospital stays at the University of Minnesota, as they have both a West and East Bank campus. There’s also the pic from the back of the ambulance/medical transport that clearly said U of M on the back windows, though with so many medical facilities and hospitals in the Twin Cities, you can find ambulances and transports from every system at all the hospitals. Her precious Dr Byrd is a U of M Fairview hospitalist as well.
In general she comes across as incredibly self absorbed when she talks about how she can’t get the care she needs in her area. The Twin Cities has a large number of well regarded hospitals that cover basically every specialty that you can think of. Mayo of course, Abbott for heart and neurology, U of M for research, Regions for burn and stroke, Gillette and Childrens for pediatrics, both HCMC and Regions are level 1 trauma hospitals that receive trauma patients from all over the Midwest. And that’s just off the top of my head - I know there’s a lot more that I just don’t interact with. There’s the Fairview, Healthpartners/Park Nicollet, and Allina care systems that have hundreds (if not thousand) of specialty clinics in Minnesota. It’s not fancy in the Midwest but they do have excellent medical resources without having to go to the coasts for specialty things.
Chelsea, the reason you can’t find the care you want even among so many top notch options is because you just want doctors to shower you in benzos, opioids, and that sweet sweet attention without questioning anything you tell them because there’s not actually anything physically wrong with you!
I’m curious what Twin Cities hospitals she frequents. She mentioned a few times about transferring to ‘the other campus’ which leads me to believe she mainly munches her hospital stays at the University of Minnesota, as they have both a West and East Bank campus. There’s also the pic from the back of the ambulance/medical transport that clearly said U of M on the back windows, though with so many medical facilities and hospitals in the Twin Cities, you can find ambulances and transports from every system at all the hospitals. Her precious Dr Byrd is a U of M Fairview hospitalist as well.
In general she comes across as incredibly self absorbed when she talks about how she can’t get the care she needs in her area. The Twin Cities has a large number of well regarded hospitals that cover basically every specialty that you can think of. Mayo of course, Abbott for heart and neurology, U of M for research, Regions for burn and stroke, Gillette and Childrens for pediatrics, both HCMC and Regions are level 1 trauma hospitals that receive trauma patients from all over the Midwest. And that’s just off the top of my head - I know there’s a lot more that I just don’t interact with. There’s the Fairview, Healthpartners/Park Nicollet, and Allina care systems that have hundreds (if not thousand) of specialty clinics in Minnesota. It’s not fancy in the Midwest but they do have excellent medical resources without having to go to the coasts for specialty things.
Chelsea, the reason you can’t find the care you want even among so many top notch options is because you just want doctors to shower you in benzos, opioids, and that sweet sweet attention without questioning anything you tell them because there’s not actually anything physically wrong with you!
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She looks like she’s laying in a travel cot or a bassinet like a giant baby good god that’s disturbing.
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Not only did Chelsea find her dream doctor (Dr. Moron I’m assuming), she’s turning into a contender for the Deathfats forum. Who knew that tube feeds on top of a full day of meals and snackies would cause the exact same issue so many munchies have? She looks happier than a pig in shit. I personally cannot wait for this doc to realize massive mistake of validating Chelsea and drop her like all her previous ‘care teams’.
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Please PLEASE tell me someone has her magical music frequency video somewhere! For those unfamiliar, at one point she claimed that hearing sounds at certain frequencies could relieve her symptoms. The video was a glorious mess of her pretending she can’t move or talk properly the n suddenly she can. Top notch. Haven’t seen it since munch snark.
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I wish the video had been "hey you, hey you all, I have fantastic news" and then she shoots herself in the mouth with a handgun.
She could never do VSED, the fatty. At least actually dying people tend to want food a lot less so it can be easier, for food at least idk about drinking.
I think she definitely paid out of pocket, courtesy of her online paypigs. Maybe even a naturopath. In some places they can prescribe real things like antibiotics.
What a clown, so happy about an oxygen tank she doesn't need. My dad has severe COPD and even he doesn't use an oxygen tank, nor does he want to or be so joyful if/when he does need one.
How do you sanitize those neck braces she wears? She probably stinks wearing them a lot while not cleaning them, having lots of neck fat, shitting the bed and only taking sponge baths.
The "then they all started singing Eye of the Tiger" thing sounded like a "and then everyone clapped" story.
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Imagine being so mentally fucked up that cosplaying a statue while your mother literally wipes shit off your ass is somehow better that getting a job.
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Pretty sure it's right at the top of the OP. It's extra special because in the middle of demonstrating that she can't unbend her arms the phone falls down and she straightens her arms to grab it.
Re the new doc I'm trying to remember which one is the big MCAS quack who saw beef swellington. Is it Afrin?