Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[SlaanyChaser]

Every time I see a pic of Jen or read one of his insane tweets, I have a Pavlovian flashback to this guy:

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Jen is still baffled as to why anyone would think being a coprophage is disgusting.

Maybe he's also trans-species and is letting his inner lagomorph or guinea pig out.

You know this might just be sperging but it does kind of fit lol. Guinea pigs have a complex social structure and any deviation or attempt to change it is met with complaining and faux-fighting to assert dominance, and introducing a new one to the herd can cause the social structure to collapse. Much like how a certain robotbabybird arrived last year...

 

[Hitman One]

Why is he being screamed at?

If you lived with Kevin you'd be screaming too.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Phil: "Like a retarded hillbilly, I can't afford to have "chewing teeth" on the right side of my mouth, and I am in pain and I must scream."

Kevryn: "I'm gonna buy a heckin' queer Transformer toy to toss in a storage bin with the rest of my rat-shit-and-piss covered Transformer toys. I love you so much, Mixtrexx, and it gives me gender euphoria to show it by buying useless consoomer tat!!!"

Kevryn, deciding what to do while Phil gums his food:

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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Penny looks like he has a stalker shrine to Jodie Foster in his bedroom.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

Kevin larping about having OCD


He also retweeted this. Kevin you hate anal, you have thousands of triggers and limits and most importantly your sexual life is non existent (can't even masturbate the amhole), why do you retweet this crap?

 

[fishercat]

Kevin larping about having OCD

Feeling satisfied after doing something =/= OCD. I wonder if he genuinely believes that organizing pixels is the same as OCD rituals or if he's just flinging the disorder's name around like it's nothing.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Feeling satisfied after doing something =/= OCD. I wonder if he genuinely believes that organizing pixels is the same as OCD rituals or if he's just flinging the disorder's name around like it's nothing.

He thinks that psych disorders make him special and that they constitute superpowers, so he wants to collect them all.

 

[FinnSven]

Penny looks like he has a stalker shrine to Jodie Foster in his bedroom.

I agree.

He also seems very much the type who would read A Catcher in the rye and then shoot Joe Biden to try and impress her.

Failing him, MacCartney and Starr should stay well away from Colorado.

Kevin larping about having OCD
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He also retweeted this. Kevin you hate anal, you have thousands of triggers and limits and most importantly your sexual life is non existent (can't even masturbate the amhole), why do you retweet this crap?
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It’s because he wants to freak out the cissy straights with what a deviant he is.

It’s like he is trying to be Frank Zappa weirding out the squares, except if Kevvie heard any Frank Zappa, Bobby Brown Goes down in particular, Kevvie would go into anaphylactic shock at the “twansphobia” destroying his gentle fee-fees.

 

[Elysian]

God, whenever I see Jen in shit like this, it brings me such joy. He's their charismatic offering to the world? Like, Phil yeah, he runs it and Kevie runs the social media or whatever for cons so I can make that make sense in my brain, but fucking JEN? Really? That's the best they got?

I love it.

It’d make more sense to have Fedposter Jarrod there instead of Jen since he actually does manual labour around the place, but they probably can’t trust him not to fedpost and get the stream taken down.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Feeling satisfied after doing something =/= OCD. I wonder if he genuinely believes that organizing pixels is the same as OCD rituals or if he's just flinging the disorder's name around like it's nothing.

Funny enough I think this case of organizing video game items obsessively IS a sign of a disorder. Just not OCD.

It's his autism.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

J-Fed couldn't attend because, as resident permaculture expert, he had an ecosystem crisis that needed emergency remediation.

He discovered a solitary blade of prairie grass growing on the tranch, and so, launched Operation Scorched Earth to remove that biological threat to the purity of the barren wasteland that he has worked so hard to bring about.

The other troons may have time to go put on a dog and pony show for the suckers, but only because they can rest assured J-Fed is standing tall and holding down the fort.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Maybe he's also trans-species and is letting his inner lagomorph or guinea pig out.

You know this might just be sperging but it does kind of fit lol. Guinea pigs have a complex social structure and any deviation or attempt to change it is met with complaining and faux-fighting to assert dominance, and introducing a new one to the herd can cause the social structure to collapse. Much like how a certain robotbabybird arrived last year...

But guinea pigs are cute and make great pets. Troons are disgusting and shouldn't enter anyones home.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

The other troons may have time to go put on a dog and pony show for the suckers, but only because they can rest assured J-Fed is standing tall and holding down the fort.

You mean  hunched

 

[FinnSven]

Funny enough I think this case of organizing video game items obsessively IS a sign of a disorder. Just not OCD.

It's his autism.

Childishness.

Got to hand it to him though. Not many people could retain a child like sense of wonder throughout living in a nightmarish hellscape.

 

[AnOminous]

Childishness.

Got to hand it to him though. Not many people could retain a child like sense of wonder throughout living in a nightmarish hellscape.

Being childlike can be sometimes good. Being childish is never good.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He also retweeted this. Kevin you hate anal, you have thousands of triggers and limits and most importantly your sexual life is non existent (can't even masturbate the amhole), why do you retweet this crap?
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But the "true" answer is merely a rephrasing of the "boring" one.

I imagine Kevin and the other morons who enjoyed this tweet did so because they don't understand how everyone negotiates and consents to things. These idiots are why we have websites explaining this to people in the first place (highlighting done by RAINN/Google, not me):

 

[AfghanBlue]

Maybe he's also trans-species and is letting his inner lagomorph or guinea pig out.

You know this might just be sperging but it does kind of fit lol. Guinea pigs have a complex social structure and any deviation or attempt to change it is met with complaining and faux-fighting to assert dominance, and introducing a new one to the herd can cause the social structure to collapse. Much like how a certain robotbabybird arrived last year...

Guinea pigs also only shit in one corner of their dwelling

 

[Thumb Butler]

And then. There's the pic of the tranchers, who give off the vibe of those kids who just got kicked out of special ed for being violent, and for throwing their own shit at their classmates while howling like rabid monkeys.

Jen would never play with his food like that.

 

[BScCollateral]

Guinea pigs also only shit in one corner of their dwelling

And they're delicious.

 

[Hitman One]

Kevryn is absolutely SEETHING (and coping) because someone called him a man.


I too make insane posts on social media using words like "fagdyke" when someone says something that I disagree with but totally doesn't bother me.