it has always bothered me how off he looks. its actually something a fair amount of the troons that have threads here have in common. they all have this same dead look in their eyes like they got dropped on their head when they were a baby or maybe got super into huffing paint fumes when they were young. in the case of keffals his eyes are off center it seems or it could be the shape of his head that makes it look that way.
Oh no, Kiwifarms is gonna have to stop another suicide this month.I got booze, mixers, a glass full of ice, and a will to watch and criticize, with timestamps referencing the videos on this very site, Keffals...fart...porn...the more the merrier I guess.
God help us all.
Do you wanna know how I got this gash? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes me to Singapore, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why no flatulence?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why no flatulence?" He sticks the blade in my ass - "Let's put a smile on that sack!" And... why no flatulence?
Internet is the only place those people can exist or spread their retarded ideas. The moment they walk out of their caves, everyone who's normal and see such faul beasts laugh and point their fingers at. I remember seeing some old fag walking in skirt at market and every single person I saw, was laughing. That's why they don't want Chuds like us on the Internet or twitter. It's the only place they can hide behind avatar of what they think they are and suck eather ego off, while feeding their delusion. They don't want Chuds to remind them even in internet how they don't pass and never will be women.
You cracked it man. This is the whole thing. They cannot and will not be able to live in the real world which is why they do what they do online. These are the only places that these things work in or at least can be discussed. This is why it didn't happen in the early 2000s because there simply was no way to live terminally online unless you were physically handicapped.
The funniest cope to me is when he tries to claim people have fucked his rotpocket and haven't known he's a man.
Hilarious that the tranny has the deepest voice out of everyone on this stream.Keffals appeared on Nicholas DeOrio's stream a couple days ago (guest-starring small Destiny clone Bunk and AugieRFC later on):
Mr. Logging-Off-And-Done-With-The-Drama Roberts immediately started by saying @Null is on hormones, and to Nick's credit he points out this glaringly retarded inconsistency, to which Keffals dodges. LOL
Also apparently something abut a copyright lawsuit against the forum from someone on Twitter? Haven't heard anything about this, if Josh wants to elucidate that.
EDIT: At 4:08:50, Keffals claims that he got an email from Yandere Dev asking for help in taking down Encyclopedia Dramatica
At 4:11:42, Nick asks Keffals if he's seething over Nick Rekieta being unbanned from Twitter, which leads into DADDY JIM sperging on Nick's part - "would you ever consider purchasing a hat from Jim?" type dumbassery. Keffals essentially responded with, "I watched my dad die from cancer, and I coudn't imagine spending my last days on Earth doing what Jim does." Good lord...
At 4:18:42, Lucas claims he's still involved in legal action against the Ontario police. Also says that he "doesn't even know" if the alleged deadnaming from the police was even malicious, that being deadnamed doesn't bother him much (lol), and that the arresting officer that allegedly deadnamed him said they didn't know what a deadname was.
At 4:34:12, AugieRFC joins and immediately asks why the forum is still up, LMFAO. Keffals also lied about how much of Vsys's info No-Dong Jones tweeted (and he quote-tweeted), saying it was just a phone number and email. Lucas, why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue?Also Keffals claims that SalvoPancakes is constantly horny in his DMs (LOOOL), and that Augie is the only person allowed to be transphobic to Keffals (cring). The three spergs bond over shared hatred of Flamenco.
HOLY SHIT, at 4:42:24, Augie says that Kiwi Farms is the only reason that tranny pedophile Scrimzox / Nathorix / Natigska / Nattie Forsyth is still alive, as the wellness check that Nick DeOrio called in on them following a public suicide attempt was only possible thanks to information that we had compiled on them. Nick DeOrio corroborates this. Damn, lmao.
At 4:45:44, Luke shares a story of accidentally dosing his friends with DMT.
At 4:52:40, Augie asks Keffals what he thinks about Destiny currently. Keffals says Destiny "should be more nice to me and less mean to me", which Nick says sounds like a threat (which Keffals denies). Keffals says the two should make up because Destiny is into insane women, which ngl is actually a sick burn, Destiny sisters what happened???
At 5:02:57, Keffals says he loves political drama (but wants to get out of both politics and drama?
At 5:16:18, the Catboy Ranch gets brought up, and Keffals claims the Catboy Pen and DIY HRT channels in his Discord are just for shitposting, conveniently not mentioning the Trans Elder Advice channel that isn't shitposting, which we only know because we leaked it. Actually funny anecdote from Nick here, when they were trying to find Nattie Forsyth's address to call in a wellness check, he at one point considered reaching out to Keffals because Keffals might have sent Nattie HRT in the mail, and idk why that story is so funny to me. Keffals also said that Augie should go on bathtub HRT so he could grow tits and Keffals could suck them. You know, things that women typically say
my headcanon is that all people who didn't ran away never really saw a vagina before, all the time they had the chance to see one, it was either pixellated or covered with black lines.
I was at the shooting range and had a pistol and I’m not sure what caliber it was so I tried a to chamber a .45? .46? .22? Aw hell I dunno I’m bad with math and science and also can’t open my own jars or something.
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Someone that you can mistake for TheGreenAmhole is not something with astute mental ability.
Even so, why does he carry around a walking stick typically meant for the blind (when he's not) or use a wheelchair at "disability events" (when he has no issue with walking)?
That mister mom part was EXACTLY what I was thinking as I typed that lol. Dammit stay outta my head.Mr. Mom: "220, 221... Whatever it takes..."
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A SIMPLE INJECTION
Retarded question, of cause they are that stupid - They cut off their cocks for a better orgasm
Okay I walked into that.
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