Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Troon Destroyer]

"No, child, I was not fact-checked on being a fat pedophile swine with a gunt that rivals Ethan Ralph's. No child, I do not look like a mix of Onision and Nicocado. No child, I was swatted 50 times just THIS DAY.
And no, child, you are a stalker, child.
And no child, I am still not a necropedozoophile. Still never was, stalker."

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Imagine if he actually had a fraction of talent that his ego projects. The more I see his interactions the more I see him as Brian Griffin, Fatrick is exactly that stereotype. Pseudo intellectual, superiority complex, self aggrandizing.

At least Brian has the excuse of being a dog and owned by Peter as to why he is a shiftless drunken lazy liberal, Patrick is allegedly an adult!

Also we need a counter of the amount of atalkers sent to prison, child. Sure it will always be zero but you just know every day he thinks ‘today is the day I win!’

 

[ShinyStar]

"Thuk"? "Kivits"? "Chusexx"?

What are these, names of characters or the sounds your fat arms make as you type?

As for twitter:

Once again needlessly shoving himself into a thing with only the weakest, most minuscule connection to him
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As well as something oddly fitting for him, except for the hero part of course
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It's not surprising that Pat's in favor of writers not writing. He's also not writing, so that equalizes the field.

The beginning of a massive recession, when publishers are looking to shed dead weight seems like a really bad time for writers to go on strike. @Boston Brand , is there any hot goss you can share with us about how industry insiders are viewing this strike? Is Pat ingratiating himself with the people he wants to work with by standing in solidarity with the strikers?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I hope a bunch of MPD officers aren't eating their teeth right now.

They'll be eating their teeth if they're lucky. We've all seen Rick's proficiency with firearms; he could go Dirty Harry on them any time he feels like it, child.

Also, why are we all assuming it's Pat beating Nikki and not the other way round because she finally got tired of hearing him scream at Twitter through the wall of their separate bedrooms? It's a well known fact lesbians have a disproportionate propensity for DV.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You know, you almost forget that among all things that Fatrick is, it’s that he is an actual fucking cuck. A man literally fucked his wife and stole her because he’s a fat pseudo-intellectual who barely graduated highschool.

The image of Jon holding his wife as he seethes at the camera is proof. Unless I see a DNA test, I’m thinking Annabelle was Jon’s. I think he knew Jon was fucking his wife, I think Pat might unironically be a virgin after re-listening to the Josiah tapes and excerpts from his crappy books.

 

[I Do Not Post]

With all the swatting, Pat can get away with grounding up little black babies into pepperoni now! Who's going to believe it now?! The cops will just assume it's more shenanigans. Think of little Tyrenol and Cialicious! THINK OF THE BABIES!

 

[Maude Snew]

THINK OF THE BABIES!

Ah, the SFWA motto.

 

[FinnSven]

With all the swatting, Pat can get away with grounding up little black babies into pepperoni now! Who's going to believe it now?! The cops will just assume it's more shenanigans. Think of little Tyrenol and Cialicious! THINK OF THE BABIES!

This certainly adds weight to the theory that he is behind the swatting himself.

It’s brazen and risky, but should it play out, no amount of calls about missing black children near Patrick’s hovel will be taken seriously.

 

[Helvetia]

i had a fucking dream where i seduced fatty and went out on dates with him (and saw the micropenis) and got loads of juicy info like the fact nikki had been living with her parents for a month and he thought the age of consent should be 16 like the uk. i genuinely just spent 40 minutes in the shower scrubbing myself i am so disgusted.

edit: if any of you fucking faggots try and gaslight me into thinking it was real i swear i will tell the rascals that you hate norm macdonald

 

[FinnSven]

You know, you almost forget that among all things that Fatrick is, it’s that he is an actual fucking cuck. A man literally fucked his wife and stole her because he’s a fat pseudo-intellectual who barely graduated highschool.

The image of Jon holding his wife as he seethes at the camera is proof. Unless I see a DNA test, I’m thinking Annabelle was Jon’s. I think he knew Jon was fucking his wife, I think Pat might unironically be a virgin after re-listening to the Josiah tapes and excerpts from his crappy books.

Where does he stand technically on the virginity front, if he has been pegged by both wives with strapons as that is what he thinks sex is?

 

[bile demon]

This certainly adds weight to the theory that he is behind the swatting himself.

It’s brazen and risky, but should it play out, no amount of calls about missing black children near Patrick’s hovel will be taken seriously.

20 years without parole for hovelcaust denial, child. Prison awaits.

 

[Hot Dog]

He's doing it to himself and wants the attention it brings. Maybe the first few were legit but he exaggerates everything he does to the point that it turns into a farce. Notice me! I'm persecuted and important!

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"You're going to jail forever and your wife will leave you (like my wife left me) and your family will shun you (like my family does to me) and it'll ruin your lives (like fighting the internet has ruined mine) and I'll get to stand up in court and tell everyone just how much I hate you and then I'll never have to think about your hurty words again ever ever EVER!!!" - some fat retard with bitchtits retreating into a comforting fantasy

 

[Chef Red Pill]

It's ironic that Fatrick is displaying his weak grasp of the English language with the words weigh and weight.

 

[Ophelia]

Unless I see a DNA test, I’m thinking Annabelle was Jon’s. I think he knew Jon was fucking his wife, I think Pat might unironically be a virgin after re-listening to the Josiah tapes and excerpts from his crappy books.

Have you seen pictures of Annabelle? She looks too much like Pat to be John’s. But in all the ways that matter, John is her father. Pat is just a sperm donor.

“Patrick is a virgin, teehee! He likes butt stuff!” is the kind of weird insult he’d come up with.

 

[FinnSven]

Have you seen pictures of Annabelle? She looks too much like Pat to be John’s. But in all the ways that matter, John is her father. Pat is just a sperm donor.

“Patrick is a virgin, teehee! He likes butt stuff!” is the kind of weird insult he’d come up with.

I thought that being mislead into sexual activity in which he is the receptive partner is the kind of baffling failure he would somehow manage to achieve.

I don’t think he likes butt stuff per-se, more that he endures it thinking that big strong alpha tough guys have lots of sex, so so should he.

There is always the possibility that the first wife pressed too hard on his prostrate, and got the sperm donation that way.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

There is always the possibility that the first wife pressed too hard on his prostrate, and got the sperm donation that way.

I think he just used his narcissistic charm to get on Adrienne's family's good side (he is still friends with her brothers and other family members on Facebook), then used the peer pressure to move in on Adrienne. I don't think she was ever happy. By Patrick's admission, they pretty much never had sex, and Annabelle's birthday is roughly 9 months after Patrick's, indicating that she was probably conceived during birthday sex. Knowing their marriage was coming to an end, it's possible that Patrick stealthed her to leave his mark.

 

[FinnSven]

I think he just used his narcissistic charm to get on Adrienne's family's good side (he is still friends with her brothers and other family members on Facebook), then used the peer pressure to move in on Adrienne. I don't think she was ever happy. By Patrick's admission, they pretty much never had sex, and Annabelle's birthday is roughly 9 months after Patrick's, indicating that she was probably conceived during birthday sex. Knowing their marriage was coming to an end, it's possible that Patrick stealthed her to leave his mark.

Reasonable explanation, but you left one glaring hole.

Patrick is charmless, even if he is a narcissist.

On a slightly more serious inquiry, how do brothers and family members peer pressure someone into marriage?

Maybe I have just been too immersed in a culture which such practices are considered to be backward and confined to certain religious groups?

I have heard of parents being strong matchmakers, but actual peer pressure would be frowned on.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I assume Fatrick used to be in better shape and a lot closer to average-looking. Maybe he behaved less like a toddler. He may have had her convinced he was going to be a famous and rich author soon, and be a great provider for their future children. Ade may have had seriously low self-esteem, or Daddy issues. We will likely never know why a woman as cute as her married the Milwaukee Squealer.

 

[Hambubger]

I assume Fatrick used to be in better shape and a lot closer to average-looking. Maybe he behaved less like a toddler. He may have had her convinced he was going to be a famous and rich author soon, and be a great provider for their future children. Ade may have had seriously low self-esteem, or Daddy issues. We will likely never know why a woman as cute as her married the Milwaukee Squealer.

Nigga you lying pat was never in shape. Pat definitely weaseled his way into her pants with promises of being the next JK Rowling when is nothing but a lier and cheat. Unfortunately Adrienne was probably born in a family where the rest didn't have looks, brains or talent. The family conned her into thinking it was either Pat or a chimpanzee. Wisconsin isn't known for hot dating prospects