Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Lead Sammich]

It's so fucking weird hearing about this guy before the Biden interview. So you're telling me this guy went from some weird loser to meeting the actual President? He's still a loser but how the fuck did this happen..?

Given how fast Dylan has rocketed in popularity in well under a year, I'm becoming more and more convinced he's an industry plant. Either that or we've got a Lightlark situation on our hands.

Speaking as someone who was once an emotionally immature teen/20-something, WOMEN don't move like this, but men doing impressions of women? I'm not sure WHY we do it, but we do. Real women don't do this.

I suspect Dylan's an elaborate troll.

This was linked on one of the previous pages and sums it up very well imo, i didnt really buy it when i first read it but in hindsight it seems incredibly obvious.

And for the record @LonesomeDud it is more likely he is a useful idiot. He is a faggy twink who has never really hung out with women, bc he never had a reason to. He started aging out of being a twink, got desperate and panicked and started thinking of a new grift. He first went to non-binary before trans, and he even had a little catchphrase and theme for those videos too, but they didnt take off.

He knows nothing about women, but neither do most troons. Its why his attempt at being one seems so mocking, bc his only exposure to women is old broadway musicals and other camp gay shit. But his troon videos started taking off, and eventually he got picked up by that plant talent agency.

He is a shill, but hes not a mastermind. Just some lonely faggot trying to delude himself into thinking he can transmogrify himself into a little girl to prevent the natural twink aging process, which is turning into an old faggot that nobody wants anything to do with anymore, especially not hollywood or broadway.

It aint happening Dildo Dylan. You already look like youre balls deep into your 40s, and you havent even hit 30 yet.

I really hope he goes balls to the wall, what with his newfound (((funds))) from his faustian bargain burning a hole in his pocket, and gets every troon surgery he can think of. And after he gets FFS and a stinkditch and the other run-of-the-mill procedures done, he can then get a couple groundbreaking experimental ones, like surgically fusing hipbones from a heifer to his pelvis or some shit, and if there is a god out there, he will fuck his shit WAYYY up, as to be the perfect example to all his followers that SRS is the experimental mutilation that we have all been warning them it is. He doesnt even have to admit it himself, just him coping super hard in front of his millions of followers while obviously being a broken shell of his former self should be enough for a decent amount of them to get peaked.

Man, i hope he goes to Rumer or Gallagher. Shit would be so cash.

 

[Baraadmirer]

He is a faggy twink who has never really hung out with women, bc he never had a reason to.

I have to disagree with this. Minor PL, but when you do musical theatre, you definitely come into contact with a lot of women, and if you're as campy as Dylan, it's highly unlikely that you're not going to hang out with your show-girlfriends for post-rehearsal/show food runs as the sassy gay friend.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I have to disagree with this. Minor PL, but when you do musical theatre, you definitely come into contact with a lot of women, and if you're as campy as Dylan, it's highly unlikely that you're not going to hang out with your show-girlfriends for post-rehearsal/show food runs as the sassy gay friend.

Yeah, he strikes me as the type of twink who pretty much only hangs out theater kid fag hags. Ironically, trooning out and now hanging out with other trannies is probably his first time making male friends.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Some poor waiter had to film Dylan for this

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Thats a slip he's wearing. He's wearing literal underwear as clothes. I am laughing in disgust and my dead grandmother is clutching her pearls.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Thats a slip he's wearing. He's wearing literal underwear as clothes. I am laughing in disgust and my dead grandmother is clutching her pearls.

Slip dresses are back in style. They looked terrible in the late 90s and look terrible now.

 

[Lead Sammich]

I have to disagree with this. Minor PL, but when you do musical theatre, you definitely come into contact with a lot of women, and if you're as campy as Dylan, it's highly unlikely that you're not going to hang out with your show-girlfriends for post-rehearsal/show food runs as the sassy gay friend.

Yeah but hes a faggot. He wasnt paying attention to them in any meaningful way bc he wanted dick. If he had, he wouldnt be making such glaring faux pas in his days of girlhood series. If he ACTUALLY hung out with women, he wouldve picked some facts about being a female up, but he hasnt. And he wasnt even paying attention to women in order to imitate them either judging by his lack of ex-boyfriends. His life was animals and theater, and maybe his mom on top of that.

Im a straight male and im infinitely more knowledgeable about women bc ive had girlfriends and a sister and lots of female friends. This isnt me bragging, its me actually being surprised bc in my experience gay dudes DO usually have a lot of female friends and are more knowledgeable about womens issues bc of it, and that absolutely DOES NOT describe dylan.

Dylan lived on a farm with a bunch of animals. He has two female friends, and one of them is in her 50s, and the other one is her autistic daughter. Thats pretty much it. Hes barely had any male friends judging by his non-existent sex life. Im betting that he was a mommas boy his whole life, and that animals were his only friends. He def put all his eggs into the theater basket tho, but probably to the point of social detriment. He was in the book of mormon and when that went tits up, he had no plan b. He didnt give a fuck about any woman that wasnt audrey hepburn or mary tyler moore until earlier this year when he started his most recent grift.

Yeah, he strikes me as the type of twink who pretty much only hangs out theater kid fag hags. Ironically, trooning out and now hanging out with other trannies is probably his first time making male friends.

You might wanna go through the thread or actually watch his videos then bc im pretty sure youre completely wrong on that front. This dude thought different tampon sizes were for different sized vaginas and not bc of flow volume. If he had been hanging out with girls his whole life he wouldnt be such a retard when it comes to being a female. And like i said above, he has 2 female friends that we know of from before he started getting famous, one of them is in her 50s and the other is her autistic daughter. He barely has any male friends it seems, but he def spends/has spent more time with men, and even then, he was a lonely mommas boy.

Spoiler: I basically just repeated what i said up above so im spoilering it to avoid my post looking like a wall of text.

His entire exposure to women is audrey hepburn and other broadway shit. I wouldnt be surprised if hes spent more time with his families farm animals than any women his own age. Just look how he dresses, its mary tyler moore from "That Girl" and shit from the golden age of cinema. And even then, he has no real female friends to help him with fashion. Hes basically just winging it in his girlhood series.

The dude is a super lonely fag, even when it comes to men. I dont even think hes ever had a boyfriend tbh. Hes most likely a virgin, and like i said, he lived on his families farm, was very obviously super sheltered by his rich parents. His old ass mom is most likely all the meaningful female socialization hes ever gotten, and they are super accepting of the tranny shit and they were super accepting of him being a fag, so shes probably insufferably woke. And judging by how his best friend is a geriatric enby woman (who probably sexually abused her autistic daughter judging by how they act together and that pic that was posted earlier in the thread where she was full on tongue kissing her tiny daughter), she probably reminds him of his mother.

This is just what ive picked up from this thread and his other videos tho, i could be completely wrong, but Dylan would have to be an incredibly skilled actor and a mastermind to act as ignorant as he does as consistently as he does for that to be the case.

If anyone had any evidence otherwise i would love to be corrected. But i think its pretty obvious this dude has always been pretty fuckin lonely, all things considered. He seems like he put all his eggs into the theater basket, and when the pandemic hit and ruined the book of mormon for him, he had a bit of a mental breakdown, and that got us to troon Dylan. Before that he was even MORE retarded when it comes to women.

 

[Tybalt The S@ucy B0y]

This video is from a year ago, but it definitely reminds me of Dylan.

Some of you may know of Brendan Jordan. He is a hyperfeminine gay, of the pre transition Blaire White or Gigi Gorgeous type, who identifies as genderfluid. I’m 2014, he went viral as a 14 year old for dancing like Lady Gaga on the news.

He explains that in this video.

Like Dylan is now, Brendan got to model, meet famous people, and enter commercials. Here he explains that it ruined his life because he felt he always had to put on a preppy, excited mask to entertain everyone.

Now Brendan has a fraction of the following he has and mostly makes Instagram reels, tiktok videos, and YouTube shorts of, as he puts it, “mentally ill queer content.” At least he has a supportive family and friends in his life.

Dylan should take the message from people in his “community” who experienced the same things he did, because he’s going to fall hard in a year when everyone forgets about him and moves on to the next big trans story, leaving him with surgical deformities that he got just for the attention and praise of other trans people.

One line in Brendan’s video stands out. “I went from being so euphoric and on top of the world and all my dreams coming true to crying myself to sleep every night because I had no idea what I was doing.”

Dylan, listen to this queer younger.

Also, Brendan both tries his hand at grooming while also telling his followers “be safe online!”

 

[JambledUpWords]

Dylan in a bikini, this time with a butt shot

 

[ATaleOfSofa]

This was linked on one of the previous pages and sums it up very well imo, i didnt really buy it when i first read it but in hindsight it seems incredibly obvious.

And for the record @LonesomeDud it is more likely he is a useful idiot. He is a faggy twink who has never really hung out with women, bc he never had a reason to. He started aging out of being a twink, got desperate and panicked and started thinking of a new grift. He first went to non-binary before trans, and he even had a little catchphrase and theme for those videos too, but they didnt take off.

He knows nothing about women, but neither do most troons. Its why his attempt at being one seems so mocking, bc his only exposure to women is old broadway musicals and other camp gay shit. But his troon videos started taking off, and eventually he got picked up by that plant talent agency.

He is a shill, but hes not a mastermind. Just some lonely faggot trying to delude himself into thinking he can transmogrify himself into a little girl to prevent the natural twink aging process, which is turning into an old faggot that nobody wants anything to do with anymore, especially not hollywood or broadway.

It aint happening Dildo Dylan. You already look like youre balls deep into your 40s, and you havent even hit 30 yet.

I really hope he goes balls to the wall, what with his newfound (((funds))) from his faustian bargain burning a hole in his pocket, and gets every troon surgery he can think of. And after he gets FFS and a stinkditch and the other run-of-the-mill procedures done, he can then get a couple groundbreaking experimental ones, like surgically fusing hipbones from a heifer to his pelvis or some shit, and if there is a god out there, he will fuck his shit WAYYY up, as to be the perfect example to all his followers that SRS is the experimental mutilation that we have all been warning them it is. He doesnt even have to admit it himself, just him coping super hard in front of his millions of followers while obviously being a broken shell of his former self should be enough for a decent amount of them to get peaked.

Man, i hope he goes to Rumer or Gallagher. Shit would be so cash.

Back in the olden days, twinks who reaching the end of their shelf life would just hit the gym. I guess Dylan is popularizing a slightly more "interesting" alternative route they could take. Truly, nothing is more tragic than a faggot twink on the wrong side of 25.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Dylan in a bikini, this time with a butt shot

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...with a long, thick mermaid tail between his legs.

 

[ATaleOfSofa]

...with a long, thick mermaid tail between his legs.

His infamous princess wand, destined to be shredded to pulp and inverted into a bonafide barbie pouch.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Dylan gives a boob update while shilling for EOS

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Call me late or whatever, but he's giving serious Retarded Policeman vibes saying boobies.

 

[Oerlikon]

Dylan in a bikini, this time with a butt shot

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The view that the tictok brigade holds of him (larping as an infant) is very appearant in this video.

 

[Trombonista]

His infamous princess wand, destined to be shredded to pulp and inverted into a bonafide barbie pouch.

Oh please, if he's talking about "normalizing the bulge," then there's no way he's getting himself a "barbie pouch.'

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Oh please, if he's talking about "normalizing the bulge," then there's no way he's getting himself a "barbie pouch.'

I love how troons complaining about people being uncomfortable seeing their bulge in public don't seem to realize that people would be just as uncomfortable seeing a woman wearing something that drew attention to their camel toe. With all of the stinkditch threads I've been reading lately, I can't remember if it was on this thread or not, but someone posted a news article with the headline "Trans Women Shouldn't Have To Tuck So You Can Feel Comfortable" or something (I could've sworn it was on this thread). They had a picture of a trans woman in a bikini with a very prominent bulge. People would be just as uncomfortable to see a man in a banana hammock. No one cares what's in your pants - we just don't want to see it.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Oh please, if he's talking about "normalizing the bulge," then there's no way he's getting himself a "barbie pouch.'

He's also talked about the desire to get pregnant, if he thinks a womb transplant is even somewhat plausible, he'll be getting the snip.

This guy strikes me as being extremely fickle, and he contradicts himself constantly.

 

[NoReturn]

Dylan in a bikini, this time with a butt shot

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Eww, wet Dildo.

 

[Lead Sammich]

It's just me or They act like a black person despite the skin color of a cracker?

There are light skinned black people, its not that unusual. But im pretty sure this troon is hispanic. Possibly mixed hispanic, or just your modern zoomer amerimutt. Ultimately, hes just speaking in the generic "urban" accent for zoomer females, and fags who wanna be females apparently. Its definitely an affect that he is leaning into, tho.

He's also talked about the desire to get pregnant, if he thinks a womb transplant is even somewhat plausible, he'll be getting the snip.

This guy strikes me as being extremely fickle, and he contradicts himself constantly.

I really think he saw the whole trans thing as just a character at first, his new theatric venture. But its like some fucked up method acting that ultimately consumes the actor, like Andrew Dice Clay but for a twinky faggot. Andrew Dice Gay, if you will.

That phenomenon has happened to a few stand-up comedians over the years, where they actually become the bit. I think it happened to Dildo Dylan sometime in the past year. I mean getting drowned in gifts and (((cash))) and adulation from millions of adoring fans handmaidens is some pretty strong positive reinforcement it seems. Or like many a narcissist before him, he started believing his own bullshit.

Either that or he actually  did have a mental breakdown after getting kicked off The Book of Mormon, and were now about a year into a Dylan Mulvaney delusion by way of psychotic break lol.

 

[ATaleOfSofa]

I love how troons complaining about people being uncomfortable seeing their bulge in public don't seem to realize that people would be just as uncomfortable seeing a woman wearing something that drew attention to their camel toe. With all of the stinkditch threads I've been reading lately, I can't remember if it was on this thread or not, but someone posted a news article with the headline "Trans Women Shouldn't Have To Tuck So You Can Feel Comfortable" or something (I could've sworn it was on this thread). They had a picture of a trans woman in a bikini with a very prominent bulge. People would be just as uncomfortable to see a man in a banana hammock. No one cares what's in your pants - we just don't want to see it.

I’ve seen my share of troons screeching “Stop sexualizing my lady boner while I’m walking around naked in the locker room, TERF!”

 

[shivermetimberz]

Dylan is in Bora Bora now
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im almost surprised if nobody is mad about this, i would've thought id see someone saying bread is harmful to fish or some shit in the comments lol

Dylan in a bikini, this time with a butt shot

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ugghhhh between this, the sleepover video, dressing as dorothy (a teenage girl), the barbie bullshit as well... & probably more that i'm forgetting... it's not hard to see why people paint all trans people as predatory freaks when this behaviour is rewarded & considered a shining representation of the community. if you want to "grieve your lost girlhood" please do it in fucking private because you look like a skinny 30-40 yr old! dylan wants the fame & glory of being able to meet the president & being granted chances to speak at summits yet he acts like this online & doesn't seem to have a single speck of self awareness lol. you're an activist now, dylan, everything you do is going to be incessantly dismantled & seen as a reflection of your community & morality as a whole. this just girlhood crusade is doing more harm than good to the average working class person's view on trans people who isn't a rich american that hasn't lifted a finger or left their suburb lined with mansions in years! but your head is too far up your own ass right next to the sponsorship hands that help puppeteer your weird, flailing bony cartoony ass to shill products to ever have any true introspective lol!

also, i just noticed he reminds me of elphaba from wicked, funnily enough. maybe if your voice didn't sound like a screeching homosexual hawk then you'd actually have a chance at running on broadway for wicked dilly!