Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%
  • Total voters
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dressedsad said:
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Oh course the whole, "if the salsa is good..." bullshit. Here's the thing. There's two types of salsa out there. The stuff they get commercially and the stuff they make themselves. A lot of places wind up getting a company to make their salsa to keep the product consistent. Tomatoes are too acidic one day, the jalapenos aren't as hot the next day can lead to the product being inconsistent. But these food companies also make the commercial stuff you find on your store shelves. It's made in the same place with the same ingredients but maybe it's been tweaked a bit here and there.

Jagoff is just trying to look like he knows something about the restaurant biz and food in general. Meanwhile he'd give anything a "gud" rating if it had enough salt & fat in it.

And his food looks like what the toilet looks like after eating at the restaurant.

Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
The couple being filmed is clearly uncomfortable and confused. Jack whips out the camera and Tammy has to tell them to start eating anyway, which isn't a very natural instinct because most people don't like being filmed while eating. I like to imagine J&T play it off before dinner as "oh Jack is going to take a picture of your food before you eat, hope you don't mind haha" and then they get blindsided with full video right as the food comes out & chaos is maximized.

This also isn't the first time that Jack "forgot" to film the ending for a restaurant review (last time was Pacifico's). I think the same thing happened where Jack or Tammy got bitchy -probably because the couple stopped putting up with their shit halfway through the meal - and Jack couldn't use the rest of the film because the mood was too negative. Guess this is another couple the Scalfatties won't be latching on to?
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They're losing friends because of Jagoff. The man is so toxic to be around.
 
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dressedsad said:
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And this is proof enough that the fat baby is so bootyblasted by Uncle Roger and August making fun of him at once that he doesn't wanna cook. What a fucking Narc; gets mocked to shit and back for years and only cares because it's different when bigger channels than him make fun of him. He can't dismiss that, and the wounds to his bloated, malformed, and malignant ego are too great.

In retrospect we should've seen it. It was when critikal made fun of him first that he did things like close comments and shit like that. I just hope the fucker did have a panic attack and cried after that train video he made.

As for this, same snoozer because the fat toddler just wants an excuse to eat, and fuck trying anything new. Let's just eat the same mexicano style shit. Only difference is it's with an even uglier spread of food than normal. Still gud though because glutton.
 
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Adamska said:
And this is proof enough that the fat baby is so bootyblasted by Uncle Roger and August making fun of him at once that he doesn't wanna cook. What a fucking Narc; gets mocked to shit and back for years and only cares because it's different when bigger channels than him make fun of him. He can't dismiss that, and the wounds to his bloated, malformed, and malignant ego are too great.

In retrospect we should've seen it. It was when critikal made fun of him first that he did things like close comments and shit like that. I just hope the fucker did have a panic attack and cried after that train video he made.

As for this, same snoozer because the fat toddler just wants an excuse to eat, and fuck trying anything new. Let's just eat the same mexicano style shit. Only difference is it's with an even uglier spread of food than normal. Still gud though because glutton.
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You know, if this was the early 10's or late 00's era of youtube where it still is a wild west of a website, people back then were more brutal in terms of making fun of someone that some of them become an internet meme that you'd find in 4chan and ED after they get thrown into obscurity. Best example I can think of right now is Angry Homo/Christian Kid.

You literally get channel to channel drama, in the comment section of the channel, and direct video responses that show underneath, around the comments. And YouTube poops being more prominent than before. I think this fat ball of lard got lucky or missed the era.
 
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Staffy said:
You know, if this was the early 10's or late 00's era of youtube where it still is a wild west of a website, people back then were more brutal in terms of making fun of someone that some of them become an internet meme that you'd find in 4chan and ED after they get thrown into obscurity. Best example I can think of right now is Angry Homo/Christian Kid.

You literally get channel to channel drama, in the comment section of the channel, and direct video responses that show underneath, around the comments. And YouTube poops being more prominent than before. I think this fat ball of lard got lucky or missed the era.
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He was around for that and was actually pretty big back then. He’s been a meme on /ck/ from that time at least (jannies always delete Jack threads though). Somehow he avoided inter-channel drama. I’m not aware of any YouTube channels that made fun of him until Critikal.
 
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Neko GF said:
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He made this shit already and it looked revolting back then as well. Who in their right mind would combine all these things together? And then I remember that it's Mushbrain we're talking about.

Mundane Ralph said:
Not only did he already make it, but this is a video from last year that he just reposted after slapping "golden series" on it
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Is it the same video? I don't particularly want to go back and see it if it is.

charlesdickens said:
Is this a sign that by January Jack is going to give up? Post-stroke "golden series" replay videos is lazy even for Jack.
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That's assuming he hasn't given up already. I mean he sure gave up a lot of things in his time like:

  • Healthy eating
  • Losing weight
  • Exercise
  • Physiotherapy
  • KETOOOOOO whatever
  • Not being a little bitch
 
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Yep, it's the same video. he just added the stupid intro and somehow cut a minute out of it.
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It's just him reuploading the same slop to avoid getting made fun of. I predict that's what Jack will do the entire month since he dunwanna cook because he got mocked ruthlessly and he doesn't want to try. I also will laugh if he still gets mocked for this and for being lazy, since reminder he's diabetic when making this one.
 
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