"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Nick Obre]

Someone in the superchats recommended him the experimental cancer therapy Ssethtzeentach researched and gave a lecture on.

Indirect crossover!

 

[MooseGump]

Someone in the superchats recommended him the experimental cancer therapy Ssethtzeentach researched and gave a lecture on.

Indirect crossover!

"Hey hey people, today I will review this fossil of the internet Mister Metokur and I gotta say this guy sure has a fucking knack of appearing everywhere doesn't he?"

 

[Foxxo]

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I skimmed through the last 10 pages and haven't noticed anyone posting it yet. Accurate mimic of Medicare mannerisms. It's from the same guy who made PPP and Tardski short clips/songs.

We need a "What the fuck is that" rating.

 

[BoomerPrime]

That last little blurb about his future tests and treatments got a little too real for a second there.

That was a Black Pill in an otherwise funny YotC recap. NGL, my boomer ass teared up a little hearing that his health is declining even further. He appears to be handling it better than I would; I can't say I'd be laughing monthly with people online in the face of my own mortality, but God bless him for doing so. Only thing to do aside from those intense treatments is exactly what he said: have as many laughs as he can while he can.

God, groypers are the biggest faggots right now. Is there any archives anywhere?

People have listed a few, but Xyzern also has a presence on Odysee: https://odysee.com/@Xyzern:5 Get fucked, you groyper faggots.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It's kind of ironic that Jim's dying and the internet is dying. It says though the man himself was the internet or at least the spirit of it laughing at fucking retards. That's what it was about. That's what it always was about

 

[Wodanaz]

>my health is shit bro, I think I'm coming to the end of streaming
when you realize a man is just making as much money as possible to leave it to his family after he's dead
jesus christ

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

In 2018 on a Vee live stream with Metokur and Null. The stream was about Sargon and Metokur fight.
Towards the end of the stream after Metokur leaves. Vee's argument that Metokur has friends and would not go after them. But Null disagreed and stated if someone like Ralph went crazy Metokur would roast him
So, Metokur was never Guntguarding

and Null knows Metokur very well and predicted the future

the clip

It's weird hearing old livestreams where people talk about Soigon/MundaneMatt like they're a big deal lmao

 

[spacko]

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I skimmed through the last 10 pages and haven't noticed anyone posting it yet. Accurate mimic of Medicare mannerisms. It's from the same guy who made PPP and Tardski short clips/songs.

the blown-out low quality microphone effect is fucking perfect

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

>my health is shit bro, I think I'm coming to the end of streaming
when you realize a man is just making as much money as possible to leave it to his family after he's dead
jesus christ

Reminds me of when Ulysses S. Grant was writing his memoirs. He was dead broke due to mistrusting the wrong people and found out he had throat cancer not long after. Grant pushed himself to finish his memoirs before he succumbed to the cancer in order to leave something behind for his family. Though he passed away not long after he finished his memoirs, his efforts paid off and it became one of the best-selling books in American history.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

if its as bad as it sounds, than i will be sad when his gone. it will be the end of an era.

Maybe at the end, Jim would just be glad he could help.

 

[MooseGump]

He also briefly mentioned passing the flame but who is capable of handling all these retards like Jim did? And in today's internet?
However I do find it funny that there's fonder memories to be had with Jim than a certain other cancer patient, Totalbiscuit

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

He also briefly mentioned passing the flame but who is capable of handling all these retards like Jim did? And in today's internet?
However I do find it funny that there's fonder memories to be had with Jim than a certain other cancer patient, Totalbiscuit

In all sincerity, maybe that is a sign you should do yearly check-ups?

 

[Sprate Header]

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I skimmed through the last 10 pages and haven't noticed anyone posting it yet. Accurate mimic of Medicare mannerisms. It's from the same guy who made PPP and Tardski short clips/songs.

This video was so good I started cough-laughing.

 

[EyeGuy]

Oh no, where will I get my ice cold, two week late readings of KF threads mixed with forced laughter now?

Jim has turned into a massive faggot and I'm glad that he won't be around much longer. Thankfully God got to him before he could could inflict his cancer genes on any unfortunate hapa offspring.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm a man of the cloth as you would say and just want to put my two cents in.
Death is an interesting thing. Every second, death creeps closer and closer, and it is inevitable that we must all go, but that doesn't make it easier, does it? Friends, family and total strangers die every day and it's crazy to think.
I respect Jim being up front about it. Really is a ballsy thing to admit that you're gonna die soon and take it in stride.
In Times of strife, we often turn to religion or those around us, or if you're an autist, e-celebs.
Ironically enough I faced my mortality a while back myself and the Bible provided no closure. A crazy thought. Ironically enough, it was the movie Jacob's ladder that helped the most.
"If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."
Jim is taking his angels with open arms and it's. Interesting.
We're potentially being broadcasted snippets of what could be a man's final hours.
I would love for the Jim and David alien stream to happen and some more stuff with Null, but only time will tell.
Hey hey, my my, Metokur will never die.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Reminds me of when Ulysses S. Grant was writing his memoirs. He was dead broke due to mistrusting the wrong people and found out he had throat cancer not long after. Grant pushed himself to finish his memoirs before he succumbed to the cancer in order to leave something behind for his family. Though he passed away not long after he finished his memoirs, his efforts paid off and it became one of the best-selling books in American history.

Imagine thinking your brother or son must of done something really nice to leave you all some money after he passed.
Then you find out it's him laughing about the word Moon Crickets and calling people Nigger online.

 

[3322]

Lmao at the parasocial sobposting in this thread.

 

[I Do Not Post]

>you can't be sad someone is dying or else that's parasocial

another word slowly losing its meaning

 

[Shard]

Lmao at the parasocial sobposting in this thread.

So I can’t pity a dying man just because I don’t know him in real life? Fuck you.

 

[Near]

Once he is actually gone, expect unprecedented gravedancing from nearly everyone he's ever laughed at.