Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Ophelia]

Live and let live. I try to not be sensitive about what other people like to be called. I only use “she” for Yarrow because I don’t think she’s settled on any pronouns and I don’t want to bother learning new ones over and over again. Plus she presents as a woman like Phil presents as a man.

Who would be a worse roommate, Gyro or Chris?

 

[glass_houses]

Who would be a worse roommate, Gyro or Chris?

Depends on whether you're a True And Honest Woman, or if you have a soft birb. A True And Honest Woman, you're going to have Chris trying to give you that healing touch. If you have a soft birb, Staph is going to drill holes in the wall so she can watch you shower. If you're the same sex as either one, you're going to be ignored until they want money and then they'd both be relentless.

Personally I'd rather sleep on a park bench than share a unit with either one of them. At least it'll smell better.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Who is this "they" you keep talking about? Staph is one person and a woman.

Staph and her ghost husbandos of course. They're getting robbed of their fake testosterone as well.

I agree that 'they' sometimes gets confusing, and I think Staph is just a woman trying hard to be special, but social media does enough pronoun policing IMO, so I personally don't care how people want to refer to her. After all, we are just here to laugh at the same woman/person/beast.

She's been very boring recently. I wish she would give less of a shit about what people think and unprivate the alt, even though I know I'll be disappointed that it's not as milky as I'm imagining.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She's been very boring recently. I wish she would give less of a shit about what people think and unprivate the alt, even though I know I'll be disappointed that it's not as milky as I'm imagining.

The arc I'm pining to hear more about is the grant.

Staph was given real-world money for her completely fake charity. I'm from a simpler time, when there would be a series of very small articles deep in the Local section of the paper eventually. In this world, it seems like it's just dangling there for someone with darker skin and better social skills to notice and kick up a social media fuss.

At least Staph's parents, who do the paperwork and handle the money, should be concerned that someone wrote their sped a big check. They've dealt with her being a groomer; you'd think this would be ringing alarm bells.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Giving out her address for free shit


Lmfao.


Clay Aiken post, wonder if or when he dies (if its before her) hell become a ghost husband?

 

[Gef Mongoose]

I’ve been away from the thread for a couple of days, but I just have to say that Staph taking Nugenix and thinking that it’s not anything more than enhancement for older men that they push with “could also be used as a late night telemarketing segment on TV”, is absolutely hilarious to me. It’s on par with her dumbass putting her address out there.

This is a slight PL, but I see multiple Nugenix advertisements in a 3 hour time span, when I watch On Patrol Live on Reelz every weekend. It’s marketed towards older people who sit at home and watch TV all day long, every day of the week.

At least we know what else Staph spends her free time on now. Watching bad cable TV.

 

[Ophelia]

She's been very boring recently.

The Thanksgiving fireworks didn’t happen. Her clan is too accustomed to her. It’s for the best, but it’s dull.

I wish she would give less of a shit about what people think and unprivate the alt, even though I know I'll be disappointed that it's not as milky as I'm imagining.

It’s probably just grody fanart of that emo baddie in the new Star Wars. She is compelled to say the entertaining stuff in public. Her ego demands it.

Giving out her address for free shit
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Help! Help! I’m being doxed!

Lmfao.
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“True, I can psychoanalyze and diagnose
anyone” bwahahahahaha slow down there, John Douglas.

Clay Aiken post, wonder if or when he dies (if its before her) hell become a ghost husband?

Definitely.

 

[CalderaScar]

The arc I'm pining to hear more about is the grant.

Staph was given real-world money for her completely fake charity. I'm from a simpler time, when there would be a series of very small articles deep in the Local section of the paper eventually. In this world, it seems like it's just dangling there for someone with darker skin and better social skills to notice and kick up a social media fuss.

At least Staph's parents, who do the paperwork and handle the money, should be concerned that someone wrote their sped a big check. They've dealt with her being a groomer; you'd think this would be ringing alarm bells.

I've been theorising for a while now that the cheque funded Staph's independent living larp. Possibly justifying it as 'office space' for her totally legitimate real life charity?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I've seen many an Amazon list being linked for people to buy you shit (that is one of the Amazon wishlist's purposes), but someone telling you to buy something from their Etsy wishlist is a first for me (to my recollection). She really is that desperate for shitty bottle cap pronoun pins, isn't she?

Even "they" is technically misgendering Staph according to her. I mean, she's definitely a she, but I'm amused in that way. Also it's just something Vandy does so I guess I'm used to it.

I'm excited for a T arc even if it plays exactly like Milo Stewart's T arc. She already sounds and looks so much like a grandma, and soon she'll be granny but with more Kermit voice.

 

[glass_houses]

If she does push through with a transition arc, she's going to fumble giving herself an injection exactly once and then give up completely.

I'd raise doubts about her candidacy for medical transitioning given that she's legitimately intellectually impaired and can't give informed consent; but then they amputate children's breasts on a whim, so what would I know?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Lots of autists are given the green light to transition. Not sure, legally, what makes Staph any different.

 

[glass_houses]

Lots of autists are given the green light to transition. Not sure, legally, what makes Staph any different.

She's an autist, but she's also intellectually impaired. Autism is a social and sensory processing disorder. While often it's associated with low IQ, it's not always the case and there are many autists that are of 'normal' intelligence. To put it in American, "Plenty of booksmarts, no common sense."

Staph is intellectually impaired. She can occasionally be very cunning and she's definitely manipulative, but she's thick as two bricks.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

She's an autist, but she's also intellectually impaired. Autism is a social and sensory processing disorder. While often it's associated with low IQ, it's not always the case and there are many autists that are of 'normal' intelligence. To put it in American, "Plenty of booksmarts, no common sense."

Staph is intellectually impaired. She can occasionally be very cunning and she's definitely manipulative, but she's thick as two bricks.

With skin as thin as tracing paper and enough lard to rival an elephant seal.

 

[Anna O]

I mean yeah ideally intellectual disability would be a barrier to playing fast and loose with your hormones or getting your "teets yeeted" but Stephanie-level retards get medically trooned out all the time

 

[Vandy2]

Even "they" is technically misgendering Staph according to her. I mean, she's definitely a she, but I'm amused in that way. Also it's just something Vandy does so I guess I'm used to it.

I'm excited for a T arc even if it plays exactly like Milo Stewart's T arc. She already sounds and looks so much like a grandma, and soon she'll be granny but with more Kermit voice.

I think I've tried using the neo-pronoun thing before but honestly if I'm going to lose brain cells I'd rather get out the tequila and do it the fun way. But I also remember using singular they for people or characters of unknown sex in the 90's and 2000's before the gender boom happened so I guess that was an easy transition for me. (Ba-dum-tss.)
The peepeepoopoo song was in a Kermit voice too wasn't it? Imagine. Double the Muppet. If they actually ponied up and bought a stand-to-pee prosthetic do you think they'd sing it at a urinal?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If I had the opportunity to travel back in time and space, I think one of my first stops would be to the bathroom on that iconic day when she sung the peepeepoopoo song. For a year, whenever I've introduced Staph's thread to a friend, we have each given renditions of how we imagine the tune sounds and I just have to know who is the most accurate. Yes, it would be a disgusting 5 minutes and its very autistic of me, but I need to know the tune of this legendary song. I hope one day she will be in a manic mood and records herself singing it.

 

[The Salt Mines]

Fuck like rabbits. Aahahahahah. Oh Yarbles. Her being horny on main is both equally horrifying and side-splitting. I legit do not know if this broad has ever had an orgasm. I don't want to think about it too much, but her concept of sex and what adults do is stuck at the 7th grade. I'm sure she expects sex to be something that lasts all night long, is always super hot and srs, and for 30 seconds of thrusting to do the job. Lord help this girl if she ever does actually get laid.

Also, I shudder at the thought of her buying a stand-to-pee device. You know it'll be a host of UTI infections doing the conga.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Fuck like rabbits. Aahahahahah. Oh Yarbles. Her being horny on main is both equally horrifying and side-splitting. I legit do not know if this broad has ever had an orgasm. I don't want to think about it too much, but her concept of sex and what adults do is stuck at the 7th grade. I'm sure she expects sex to be something that lasts all night long, is always super hot and srs, and for 30 seconds of thrusting to do the job. Lord help this girl if she ever does actually get laid.

Also, I shudder at the thought of her buying a stand-to-pee device. You know it'll be a host of UTI infections doing the conga.

if she ever has real life secks she's going to be so disappointed. it will be like the opposite of the Adam driver pussy thrashing she imagines. also wouldn't it possibly be painful for her, i forget the exact verbiage but she says it's shallow or malformed or something?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

if she ever has real life secks she's going to be so disappointed. it will be like the opposite of the Adam driver pussy thrashing she imagines. also wouldn't it possibly be painful for her, i forget the exact verbiage but she says it's shallow or malformed or something?

Sorry to be completely haram but my theory is that her 'small' vagina is probably her sticking a finger in dry and thinking that the average vag is just permanently gaped. Also, when women have a full hysterectomy/go through menopause, don't their vaginas atrophy a bit and they can opt to dilate to prevent it? Maybe Staph's has shrivelled since her hysterectomy and she wasn't told this would happen, so assumes its some evidence of an intersex condition?

 

[Chromeo]

Sorry to be completely haram but my theory is that her 'small' vagina is probably her sticking a finger in dry and thinking that the average vag is just permanently gaped. Also, when women have a full hysterectomy/go through menopause, don't their vaginas atrophy a bit and they can opt to dilate to prevent it? Maybe Staph's has shrivelled since her hysterectomy and she wasn't told this would happen, so assumes its some evidence of an intersex condition?

Oh my god, a literal case of "if you don't use it you lose it." She never used her vagina so it just withered and died!!