Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

I had to share this discord exchanged that a friend posted. It's like a blink of retarded discord insanity.
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I found this cop-watch person in Texas that thinks he is leading some holy crusade against the local police. Most of his stuff is innocuous and he has even done some good getting body cam footage of rights violations, but he is a bit off his rocker.

https://www.youtube.com/c/NOTTXSHEEPDOG88/

He sits out in his car at 3am looking for police doing traffic stops, then pulls up behind them and starts recording. Except he can't keep the camera straight, and he tells people in the comments to fuck off for calling him out on it. He'll also randomly go on live streams where he is surrounded by cop cars at night with no context other than the police are trying to fuck him up.

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He put a camera on a RV car too to do "remote watching"


He was once recording on public property out in the middle of nowhere, and some fat boomer came up and tried to steal his camera from him. This led to assault charges against the boomer. But the local tabloid media phoned in saying that the cop watcher was harassing the veteran (the boomer) and thus the cop watcher brought a defamation suit against the local tabloid who is ran by a lolcow in his own right.

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But of course this isn't enough for him. Now he has bought an AR pistol that he going to carry around with him why watching the police. And he really wants them to be scared.

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And the best fucking part is he bought a Sherif's car from an auction that still has police markings and lights on it. AND HE PLANS TO DRIVE THIS WHILE WATCHING THE COPS. So he his armed, in a police car, stalking the police to film them. I have no idea how this is going to end, but he just keeps getting more and more insane.


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And the final touch.
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Surprised that more people don't keep up with the community for Disney's Toontown Online and its array of private servers ever since the original game closed. It's an entire small community's worth of terminally online furries.

Anyways, there's this guy who got popular back in the day for doing gameplay tutorials when the original TTO was still up, channel here. He was particularly famous for A) his voice filter he used so he could sound like a duck and B) raising his voice when he got mad at other players in his videos (apparently him playing a character, but that's up for debate.) He also claimed on a stream that he's around 70-ish years old ("Born when Nixon was president.")

He got exposed a while back (link to doc) for some nasty behavior out of his Coach Zucchini persona. It's not really interesting; just some sperging about politics and gays on Livejournal so not really worth a thread. What is interesting is that he wrote a song called "Want Cub Porn" to the tune of the credits music of Portal 2. He later claimed this was a joke according to the doc.

I have to wonder what the hell compels a grown ass man with seventy years of life experience to attach personally identifiable information of himself to a song called "Want Cub Porn," where he expresses a profound love of furry child porn.
 
Surprised that more people don't keep up with the community for Disney's Toontown Online and its array of private servers ever since the original game closed. It's an entire small community's worth of terminally online furries.

Anyways, there's this guy who got popular back in the day for doing gameplay tutorials when the original TTO was still up, channel here. He was particularly famous for A) his voice filter he used so he could sound like a duck and B) raising his voice when he got mad at other players in his videos (apparently him playing a character, but that's up for debate.) He also claimed on a stream that he's around 70-ish years old ("Born when Nixon was president.")

He got exposed a while back (link to doc) for some nasty behavior out of his Coach Zucchini persona. It's not really interesting; just some sperging about politics and gays on Livejournal so not really worth a thread. What is interesting is that he wrote a song called "Want Cub Porn" to the tune of the credits music of Portal 2. He later claimed this was a joke according to the doc.

I have to wonder what the hell compels a grown ass man with seventy years of life experience to attach personally identifiable information of himself to a song called "Want Cub Porn," where he expresses a profound love of furry child porn.
If he was born during Nixon's presidency he'd be no older than 53.
 
Tyler Jung is a Facebook user that posts like 400,000 times a day and has been banned from nearly every facebook group he has joined, due to him spamming posts that are about the exact same things but slightly different, leading a lot of people to think he was a bot, until he started posting really strange videos of himself talking in the same manner


His favorite topics include
- Which niche magic the gathering youtuber do you find most attractive?
- JACKFRUIT IS NOT GOOD FOR MAKING PULLED PORK x25
- Getting high from eating lots of hot peppers
- Strange obsessions with fursuits BUT IM NOT A FURRY
- "I'm going to stay so fucking hydrated at the special olympics i am going to drink until I am satisfied"
- Why I will never have a girlfriend
- This fucking video


He also has a fetish for wanting to turn someone in to a real life doll that he can manipulate and dress up
I’ve recently come across this guy named Tyler Jung and he’s a fucking weird sperg. He’s constantly posting in the magic groups I’m in. It’s always the same handful of tangents where it seems like he’s either trying to bait an argument or convince people that playing a particular format is better. His spergy post are amusing enough as is, but the kigurumi stuff is just a chef’s kiss. I don’t think this guy’s worth a thread, but he’s amusing to me and that’s what matters.

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I happened to stumble across a highly autistic man named Dan Sobel. For those with no idea who Dan Sobel is. He is kind of like Toby J Rathjen if he were an IGUA/VGCP member who uses GoAnimate/Plotagon videos to "ground" people. He is one of those people who make angry responses to trolls and even people who annoy him slightly and insults them with random insults to try to appear funny (which it can be ironically) although he doesn't have as much rage power as BosherStudios254. He remains one of the centerpieces of an autistic ghetto where his fanbase and hatebase are autistic alike and can be a fairly decent person to document too.

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I happened to stumble across a highly autistic man named Dan Sobel. For those with no idea who Dan Sobel is. He is kind of like Toby J Rathjen if he were an IGUA/VGCP member who uses GoAnimate/Plotagon videos to "ground" people. He is one of those people who make angry responses to trolls and even people who annoy him slightly and insults them with random insults to try to appear funny (which it can be ironically) although he doesn't have as much rage power as BosherStudios254. He remains one of the centerpieces of an autistic ghetto where his fanbase and hatebase are autistic alike and can be a fairly decent person to document too.

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Compilation of his best moments
I feel bad for his parents
 
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This poor bastard I knew awhile back was tailor-made for his own thread here, but he was so obviously and visibly a paranoid tweaker mess all the time for years on end that I felt bad about potentially alerting anyone to his presence or encouraging any more pointing and laughing than he already felt he got, I guess, I don’t know. However, he died recently (suicide or overdose, I think suicide), and since I apparently have less respect for and more will to speak ill of the dead than the living, which probably speaks poorly of me, here we go.

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He was a friend of a friend when we were all in our late teens. Artsy, Lady GaGa/ fashion gay, generally chaotic and insane but of the sort that’s kind of fun when you’re all young, you know the type. We let him stay in our apartment for a week, wherein he snorted all our generic sudafed, ate all our food (and bizarrely shoved wrappers and other food trimmings between my friend’s bed and her wall), stole makeup from me, honest to god did not stop talking the entire time, really just typical tweaker behavior for those familiar with such.
A few months after that, we spent the evening on the phone with cops trying to locate him because he had told us he was going to kill himself and then shut his phone off (he was found very much alive at his parents’ house eventually). That was our last contact with him, about 10 years ago or so, and since then I just watched him be crazy on Facebook.
Now you get to see him be crazy on Facebook, too.

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To years of progressively more
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And assorted interactions
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^pretty sure that’s actually his mom, he had all sorts of stories about how they abused him and so on. I honestly don’t know much about his family except that his sister did her best to help him, so not sure of the actual happenings and can’t comment except that he’s almost certainly an unreliable narrator
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^Homeless homies
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He also alerted me to the presence of a Facebook group called Flail Watchers, because he posted an angry rant about being featured on there multiple times since he was NOT even a tweaker he’s MENTALLY ILL (why is it so common for these types to pretend it’s impossible to be both of those things at once?), but I unfortunately can’t find that one. He might have had an alt or two, I can’t remember.
Here’s the group in question:
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bonus police report:
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It is sad in general. He for sure used and abused friends and family for his entire adult life but he was also for sure super mentally ill even without the drugs, and young enough that he maybe had the time to turn it around, so I feel sad for his family. Even if it’s grief mingled with a little bit of relief, which is probably how I’d feel, it can’t be pleasant for them. Also, they wrote a really nice obituary for him. So. Kind of a bummer to cap this off, but he’s just… he’s too perfect for this thread not to post, so please forgive me for laughing at his memory.
 
Here’s a Yugioh based retard who haunts one of the Yugioh Tournament Discords that I lurk in.

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Victor Li is a consistent and comically loud presence in the Duel Links Team Wars Discord. For those that do not know, Yugioh Duel Links is one of the Yugioh Mobile games, and this Team Wars discord is meant for hosting unofficial tournaments for the game.

Victor Li is infamous in the server for being shit at the game and an obnoxiously loud cringelord.

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Yeah there really are niggas who talk like this.

He has been suspended from playing in Team Wars Tournaments on at least one occasion due to being a shitter.

But if this were just a case of someone being an ass going LMAO and being a cringelord in a discord, it wouldn’t be worth talking about. There are two more interesting points to Victor Li.

The first point is that this dude is a banker… who has a link to his linked in on his Linked on carrd.co, a site used more commonly by autistic artists peddling anime commissions. While it does not seem to affect his work, it does make him look like a turbosperg.


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The second Strange point is that this man has written 2 books, as seen and linked above. Those two books are VICTORY GAMING: The #1 System for Success in the Game of Yugioh and BANKER MASTERY: The #1 System for Career Success in the Banking Industry. Those of you with pattern recognition skills may have noticed similarities between the two titles. They even share near identical page designs on the Carrd page.

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I have not read his banking book, but if it is close to the quality of writing to the Yugioh Guide, then this book is robbery.

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I can attest to the Yugioh book's lack of quality, which I have read and is an in-server meme. For 10 dollars you get a 15 page pamphlet that breezes over the basics of Yugioh and Yugioh Tournament play. Road of the King this book is not.

He does have some credentials in yugioh, having placed in several regional and even national yugioh tournaments several years ago. That said, some veterans of Yugioh Competetive play may notice that the decks of choice (Most notably Qliphort, Kozmo, True Draco) are decks considered as "straightforward decks for retards" and even then tournament success does the opposite of excusing a poorly written book.


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The hopeful or schizophrenic among you might claim that that this is a banker chink psy op designed to sell some shitty books. I doubt it, because on his podcast and Youtube Channel, he sounds like a mushed mouth retard. The youtube is just a sample of Mr. Mush Mouth but the podcast is an extra kind of exceptional because he plays the intro music into the microphone. I remind you that this nigga is a supposed to be a senior investor and probably pushing 30.

https://www.youtube.com/@VictoryGaming25


Overall, this dude is just exceptional enough that I think that the world needs to know about LMAO PAL
 

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Derek Randal Gegner
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DOB: January 1990
Mother: Kimberly Scanlan Gegner
Father: Randal Gegner
Location: Saint Paul Minnesota/Twin cities Minnesota
  • Nazi lolbertarian (despite being a faggot).
  • YouTuber that grooms straight men into muh soggy knee, inceldom, and political Faggotry.
  • Has cluster b personality disorder.
  • Has Klinefelter syndrome
  • Has HIV
  • Defended known pedo apologist/activist, James Cantor in a video response despite autistically screeching about how circumcision is pedophilia


  • Has an autistic hatred for teenaged girls possibly stemming from the fact that he's a washed up cum dumpster.
  • Said that circumcision is worse that rape and that women talking about their rape related trauma is evidence of "rotten female nature".
  • Encouraged violence against people that circumcise their kids.
  • Is a druggie that has done crack, cocaine and meth.
  • Said that the synagogue shooting was justified because of circumcision
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  • Looks like the awkward love child of a transgender vampire and a sewer rat.
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His Facebook
His sister's Facebook
His mom's Facebook
I forgot to mention that he goes by spacepan or "the antisocial contract"
 
One of my new co-workers has become a lolcow for me ands everyone else on the team. Firstly, he's Brit'sh, so automatically a lolcow. Secondly, he has some of the worst sports & video game takes you'll ever hear. And mainly, he's a serious drug addict and substance abuser; coke, weed, heorin, you name it. Along with smocking like chimney and has already gotten drunk multiple times.

During one of his drunk episodes he couldn't make it to the bathroom and needed another one of my co-workers needed to hold him up while he pissed, having to see his dick in the process. Fucker is also already in deep shit after creeping on one of the younger line workers. May or may not have been fired after only 2 weeks of starting the job, lol.
 
I have seen/heard of a few snapchats from a guy I've known since grade school who has become complete fucking lunatic.

They include (but are not limited to): stealing public bicycles, pissing on a lawnmower, and opening a can of corn by bashing it with a claw hammer.

I don't know him well enough to discern whether he's just trying to be funny, or if he's truly that out of his mind.
 
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So I found this guy on a Facebook thread talking about "JK Rowling BAD! :mad:". I don't think this shit can be made up.
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You can tell by his bio that he's just full degenerate.

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I pointed out that this shit he's doing is just full degenerate trash. However he began to excuse it with "Oh I'm autistic. I need these things to function!" Which just isn't true, and I bet this guy never goes outside at all.

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More excuses to justify being an ABDL. "It's totally not a fetish I swear!!!". Also I like how in that one, he literally admits to being a groomer of some kind. Fucking gross.

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This guy begins to use SOPHIA LABELLE as a defense! The literal sex pest! The jokes just write themselves!

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More Sophia Labelle posting. As if these are good defenses against being a weirdo creep who uses pics of real kids as "reference photos"
I like how in this one, the fact that I questioned his arguments and dared to call Sophia what she really is: a groomer. Suddenly I'm the gross one? No, you're just a freak!

What I have so far. If I run into the guy again I'll post more. Apologies if this post sucks, I've never posted anything this big before.

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Instagram
Steam
I saw screenshots of some of this drama unfolding on one of the Troon-bashing FB pages that I'm on, Im not sure if it was "Nice Balls Nigga", "Excuse Me Sir But Your Pronouns Are Hanging Out Of Your Dress" or maybe another one. Not sure if you posted them or not, but it was hilarious watching the meltdown of this degenerate faggot trying to justify his pedophilia and autistic behavior. Also, anyone defending the child kink-sketching hulk known as "Sophie" Labelle immediately loses all credibility in my eyes.
 
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This is an interesting one I just found.

One of the old devs of the Beyond Skyrim mod has apparently hijacked its facebook page so he can scitzopost to its 20kish followers about sex trafficking, reptillians, and the fourth reich. Constantly. Like...I was going to post images but where to start....this goes back further than I have even scrolled yet and the comments are just people wondering what happened to the group and making fun of him.

Kudos to one of the less insane devs for staying in the comments looking for whenever someone asks what happened to the team and responding every time with the new link to their mod team's backup and non-scitzo'd new page.

I will be keeping an eye on this in the future, I think.

Page info has a link to a personal blog which looks suitably insane but not much there yet.
 
I have come into contact with a horror cow on a now deleted discord server called "Xyzys" or something.

I have a catalogue of his videos from his now deleted YouTube channel, but here's an unlisted video of him committing arson:


I'll hop onto my pc later to send the rest of his videos that I saved in a zip file. The videos are of him being homeless and skitzo rambling about his problems.

The story behind the video in the spoiler section is that the arson guy was homeless for about a week or two, living in a dingy tent (and occasionally smoking crack)

A friend gave him a place to stay, they got into a verbal scuffle a couple days in. And so crime ensues.

Hes now facing prison for destruction of property and arson. I dunno his name.
Remember to archive the videos here, newfriend!
 
Stumbled across this guy last night and I have become strangely fascinated with him.

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He's not especially unique: he's an ultra-liberal faggot from New Jersey who tweets ultra-liberal things to a very meh following for Twitter. But I think he is quite possibly the angriest person I have ever seen on social media. His hobbies are stanning for the Democrats, Biden, Harris, Buttigieg and Meghan Markle, and by God he'll reply to everything he sees. Everything he tweets is him playing up to the Bitchy Gay stereotype, hard to find a tweet of his where he's not insulting someone:

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As you can see all of these tweets were made in the last 24hrs. He never stops, just constantly having a go at people. Usually referring to them as an incel.

As you can see he has run his profile pic through some kind of image editor to make himself look gayer. Here's what he actually looks like, courtesy of his Instagram

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When he's not freaking out on social media, he goes travelling and, if his Tripadvisor account is anything to go by, acts like a complete Karen:

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