Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Simon]

I was wondering something. She's been awfully quiet about us lately. Is that because, right around the time of the big farms outage, her thread was moved from BP to Deathfats? She may have looked in the BP, not found her thread and assumed it was taken down. Surely she should know that we're back up by now. And if she knew we were talking about her not taking Gomez to the vet, she'd be dropping angry TikToks by the dozen. NOT THAT I THINK ANYONE SHOULD TIP THE COW. The trailer arc is just now ramping up, now that we have the super important and much wished-for floor stickers. I don't want her locking down all of her shit again.

I think she genuinely doesn't know we're still here. She used to reference us constantly before, and now, barely anything. Pissa may not be clinically retarded, but she is a dim bulb.

 

[Melankia]

As much as I’ve argued Poorlissa is just a fat redneck I would completely believe Joh is some kind of retarded

He’s from Dayton, anyone who isn’t retarded is ashamed to be from there unlike him.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

I'm a bit bemused about the power tools. If her loyal squad of male relatives are doing the renovations, surely they have their own tools? (You can rent power tools in my country if you only need them for a short time.)

You can also rent tools in Burgerland from a dozen different places no matter where you live, including Home Depot. I was going to comment this exact same thing, where are these handy male relatives' tools? Are they not willing to sully their tools on this irrepairable tin can?

I also find it amusing that every time she posts her list of trailer donation needs, it gets longer. No one is donating for that mess.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Sped power level on. I would unironically buy that 24 dollar shower curtain.

PL tax; fat, no coitus, etc.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'm very curious about why the pastor sent Josh and Polly to a "kook shrink." (Very progressive terminology, Josh.). Deep South Baptist pastors aren't known for their close ties with the mental health profession, so what did he see that made him send them to therapy?

 

[Kweeksilva]

I'm very curious about why the pastor sent Josh and Polly to a "kook shrink." (Very progressive terminology, Josh.). Deep South Baptist pastors aren't known for their close ties with the mental health profession, so what did he see that made him send them to therapy?

Likely an informally trained church-based counsellor, hence "kook shrink"

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I’m curious why they sent them both to a shrink in the first place? Or was it like one of those Christian marriage encounter things

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Her Vivaldi Tik Tok still has me giggling. This would have been the wife of a merchant or well paid professional who was part of the new middle class, hundreds of years ago, a new class struggling to be accepted as better than serfs & poorly paid labour. And just going by the misplaced, haughty expression on her face, would have been gleefully, maliciously whispered about as "aping her betters".

She would have driven her husband mad demanding the finest fabrics, accessories & dress makers & fastidiously copying the dress style of her social superiors in order to be accepted. She would have taken pride in her excess avoirdupois as a sign that she came from a SUCCESSFUL family!

She would have endlessly schemed to marry off her lumpen daughters to men of higher status or potential status & ruthlessly squeezed acquaintances to place her dullard sons into realms where they might bring added status to the family - to HER.

She would have driven her housekeeper & cook mad with her insistence of only the finest viands for herself & family while ruthlessly squeezing every last farthing or penny from the food bills of her hapless servants. Utter bitch to work for - that's a given.

Ah, Po'Lissa, dreams hang on stubbornly when we feel entitled to only the best, don't they?

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

The check address thing must be a specific Walmart rule.

It may be business dependent. I've known businesses that won't accept starter checks, checks below a certain number, or any check without the account holder's address whereas others don't care so long as the the name on the check matches with the bearer's ID.

With. I want the raccoons to take over the whole place, make it their own dumpster palace, and drive all intruders out with the tenacity of emus fighting Australians.

If that happens, Tub Trumpet Terrace will become Trash Panda Palace. Either way, I won't be shocked if the trailer is uninhabitable due to critters of any sort whether bedbugs or raccoons or anything in between.

Some Southern Baptist churches ask members to tithe 10%. Some just ask for what you can give.

Polissa telling you to not donate to the Salvation Army because it’s a fake charity:

If someone grew up in a certain religion, they should know what expectations exist in terms of contributions to support the church. Yes, some denominations do expect a fixed percentage of your income. Others recommend it as a way to get into the habit of giving back to others but ultimately accept whatever is given. Regardless, Polissa behaves sanctimoniously when she complains about religion in one breath only to act pious and self-righteous in the next.

As for the Salvation Army, I could respect her opinion to not donate to them if it was because of their religious beliefs or what they do (or don't do) with their money and outreach. To dismiss them as fake, however, is a riot when one considers how many fake charities do exist. NGL, it wouldn't surprise me if she's one of the many that love to post online hate of the Salvation Army for no real reason.

I’m curious why they sent them both to a shrink in the first place? Or was it like one of those Christian marriage encounter things

If Polissa and Josh were part of an encounter group, I can picture the former not wanting to write about the dialog topics when she'd rather troll for pity and sympathy.

Pretty much everything on there is pre-made or a ridiculous choice for someone on a budget.

During my most recent shopping trip, I happened to notice Jimmy Dean bowls and I believe they sold for around US $4.50 each. As others have pointed out more eloquently, budget-minded people can buy something for that same price that lasts longer than one meal and be as good as or better nutritionally. Also, others are right that those who track their spending or keep a budget already know food prices have noticeably increased while inflation is high. Empirically, it's been about an 8-14% increase over the past 12 months in this part of Kiwi Land; YMMV.

If she weren't a lazy whiner, she could make some cute decorations to spruce up her house. There's a ton of stuff you can make with just paper and glue, and we know she has other craft supplies around.

One doesn't even need glue. Thanks to a magazine article I read as a younger kiwi, I can make a lantern-like Christmas decoration by taping foil to a piece of paper and using markers and a push pin to decorate the outside. I made one a few Christmases ago for old times sake and enjoyed doing it. As we've all seen, though, Polissa would rather complain and tweet #PleaseSendHelp than do anything quick, easy, or economical that would do wonders for her body, mind, or spirit.

Oh, the creativity that trumpet spawned.

Sadly, Polissa is more creative at making excuses why she can't do stuff than she is at acting to better herself.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

Along with speculation about how sick Gomez actually is. I am beginning to speculate how actually poor she is.

As in. When she begs and pleads poverty, she actually has 200 in her account but that's ring fenced for something else so she wants to go beg for money so she can keep that 200 for her medicine or whatever. She always seems to have money and just in time and I doubt her mother always has this cash lying around. Its like a couple a hundred a month at least.

I also think she loves the oppression points of being poor / broke so she claims that too along with all her disabilities, her racial heritage, her religon, her experiences and every other thing. Ultimately also since she does have her addictions, I just cannot see how she'd let herself get low on these. I bet she's always got spare soda around or food. Her size definitely denotes that she has never gone without. I bet she's got a hidden few things from Joh as her secret stash. Could explain why joh looks like he seems to go without and yet she doesn't. Anyway.

In all. She's a profilic and unwavering liar who lies.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

WTF does she need "winter shoes" for? Bitch, you live in fucking Alabama and the only time you go outside is to go to Walmart for Jimmy Dean, and I know your fat ass ain't waddling your way there.

#freedobby #freegomez

 

[Broken Pussy]

Gomez is never going to the vet, you guys. At this rate, she’ll probably keep it to herself when he does die, to avoid the reprobation.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I was wondering something. She's been awfully quiet about us lately. Is that because, right around the time of the big farms outage, her thread was moved from BP to Deathfats? She may have looked in the BP, not found her thread and assumed it was taken down. Surely she should know that we're back up by now. And if she knew we were talking about her not taking Gomez to the vet, she'd be dropping angry TikToks by the dozen. NOT THAT I THINK ANYONE SHOULD TIP THE COW. The trailer arc is just now ramping up, now that we have the super important and much wished-for floor stickers. I don't want her locking down all of her shit again.

I agree with @Simone that she just does not realize that we're gone. Most of her most recent references to us are in the past tense or were shortly after we were Tor exclusive for a brief moment. Sucking Keffals's inverted dick for taking us down, shit like that. The most recent mentions were around Thanksgiving when she was lecturing TikTok for calling her a scammer and "y'all, I was doxxed by KiwiFarms, this is is nothing to me [but I'll scream at you anyway]."

If we get a tipping, I really would rather we get it after she bitches about us on TikTok. Imagine how much more she could convey about the situation in a six part rant than with limited character space on Twitter.

I'm so stoked for tub trailer terrace to be a reality, though.

As for the Salvation Army, I could respect her opinion to not donate to them if it was because of their religious beliefs or what they do (or don't do) with their money and outreach. To dismiss them as fake, however, is a riot when one considers how many fake charities do exist. NGL, it wouldn't surprise me if she's one of the many that love to post online hate of the Salvation Army for no real reason.

PL but my parents have used them when I was younger because we were just that fucking broke. They may have some questionable practices, but every charity does. It also isn't exactly like the pro gay and trans charities are much better. (See: Trans LifeLine. I die a little inside every time they get recommended.) I don't usually carry change but I've been seeing the ringers more and I'm tempted to drop a nickel or two into a bucket just to indirectly spite Polissa.

Also, others are right that those who track their spending or keep a budget already know food prices have noticeably increased while inflation is high. Empirically, it's been about an 8-14% increase over the past 12 months in this part of Kiwi Land; YMMV.

I went to the closest grocery store from my place today to grab something I needed for tonight's meal. Decided to look at the eggs and the regular large 12 count was $7. They're still $3 at Aldi so I know where I'm grabbing eggs after an appointment tomorrow. Polly has clearly never budgeted or shopped around before. Not to mention she almost always buys name brand even if it's double or triple the price of generic. She doesn't live in super bumfuck Alabama where Dollar General is the only option. She literally lives a block from a state university branch. She has options.

Along with speculation about how sick Gomez actually is. I am beginning to speculate how actually poor she is.

As in. When she begs and pleads poverty, she actually has 200 in her account but that's ring fenced for something else so she wants to go beg for money so she can keep that 200 for her medicine or whatever. She always seems to have money and just in time and I doubt her mother always has this cash lying around. Its like a couple a hundred a month at least.

I also think she loves the oppression points of being poor / broke so she claims that too along with all her disabilities, her racial heritage, her religon, her experiences and every other thing. Ultimately also since she does have her addictions, I just cannot see how she'd let herself get low on these. I bet she's always got spare soda around or food. Her size definitely denotes that she has never gone without. I bet she's got a hidden few things from Joh as her secret stash. Could explain why joh looks like he seems to go without and yet she doesn't. Anyway.

In all. She's a profilic and unwavering liar who lies.

I think Polly and Joh are a lot better off than they claim. Especially with Josh working they're earning hundreds that are not being accounted for. Either they're spending $500+ on just pot or something else is going on. Not to mention all the help they regularly get from Polissa's family. Commutes, food, ceiling fans, the trailer... They're fine. She's just a greedy leech.

Which reminds me...

WTF does she need "winter shoes" for? Bitch, you live in fucking Alabama and the only time you go outside is to go to Walmart for Jimmy Dean, and I know your fat ass ain't waddling your way there.

#freedobby #freegomez

Worse. They're not even winter shoes. They're fucking slippers. I need to double check the receipt to find the exact ones but I can say that all the $16 slippers at the Florence, Alabama Walmart website aren't even full cover slippers but the traditional flip flop type. Polissa does have the tendency to wear nightgown muumuus to 'garden' but slippers outside is like nuclear level trashy.

Gomez is never going to the vet, you guys. At this rate, she’ll probably keep it to herself when he does die, to avoid the reprobation.

She's already pigeon holing the vet visit. No update in two days, and we only got the last one because someone asked her about him. If we do get a vet visit it'll only be after another urgent cry for help when she had the money to take care of a sick kitty a literal week ago but blew it on more Jimmy Dean instead.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

New polissa tiktok dropped!

 

[Simon]

New polissa tiktok dropped!


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Looks like a cross between Danny Devito and Chantal.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Looks like a cross between Danny Devito and Chantal.

The gang tries to open a rescue shelter..

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Looks like a cross between Danny Devito and Chantal.

My brain immediately went to Kelly Lenza.

Polissa has been mostly quiet today but did make two angry TikToks.

First one is a reply to a comment she got on the video where she started crying that she wants to move into the trailer but no help came

See, that's not what we're gonna dooo. *deep breath* We're not gonna tell people to shut up just because we don't wanna hear their stories. We're not gonna do that, baby. *deep breath* Y'know, *deep breath* I really hope you have the day you deserrrve [what the fuck was that tone inflection]

The video in question (will need to do another edit but it's always satisfying seeing Polly cry):

Second one is a Politicalissa video where she lectures Lauren Boebert about not only religion and the patriarchy but also the First Amendment. Always fun (it’s not)

Spoiler: old woman yells at cloud, thinks The Handsmaid Tale is the future

Miss Lauren! Now, now, we need to have a Coming to Jesus moment, okay? So first off- you're a woman standing in a church pulpit, preaching to men about separation of church and state. Now I know a handful of preachers right off that would find that as a sin, and find you an unrepented woman, and they would question why your husband is so weak that he would allow you to do so! So you might want to starting thinking about what side of the line you're on! Because there's a good portion of those people who want a religious state, that want your rights as a woman gone! And that includes the right to be a Congresswoman!

Now you were a Congresswoman, right? So you should know the United States Constitution! But you just like to just skip to the Second Amendment and talk all about the Second Amendment! Second Amendment this, Second Amendment that, guns this, guns that! Y'know what? *mmm* *lip smack* *deep breath*

We need to have a conversation about the First Amendment. Because you've clearly forgotten that it exists! But it's the very first Amendment of the United States Constitution.* Let's read it together, sweetheart.

*shows screencap on First Amendment*

*deep breath* First Amendment. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or the press; or the right of the people peacefully to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

*jump scare back onto screen*

Now. *deep breath* You need to go back and rethink your ways and your statements and get right with Jesus. Because until you do you gonna get getting corrected by people like me

*This has been bugging the shit out of me, but in a way Polissa is actually right and wrong. The First Amendment appears in the Bill of Rights, a document attached to the actual US Constitution. The Bill of Rights, which constitutes the first ten amendments, is a response to items unaddressed in the US Constitution. So the First Amendment is part of the Constitution, but it's also technically actually part of a different government document altogether. When I was in school First Amendment discussion was often tied to the Bill of Rights versus the Constitution. This is the original Constitution and the Constitution that the United States of America still uses, obtained from the federal National Archives site. Here is a version that includes the Bill of Rights and further amendments. Feel free to correct my wrongs if they are indeed wrongs. It has been awhile since I've been in a political studies class. But I think we can agree that Polly isn't exactly the best source of info about anything, from the government to pet healthcare. Not to mention she is butthurt that Christians get the same chance to express their religion, speech, and right to assemble as her. It don't work like that, baby!

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Second one is a Politicalissa video where she lectures Lauren Boebert about not only religion and the patriarchy but also the First Amendment. Always fun (it’s not)


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I may have figured it out. Let me know what you guys think but is she doing Dixie Carter as Julia Sugarbaker? That's where she's getting it I'd swear to gourds.

Edit to clarify, referring to her accent.

 

[Resting Bitch Face]

I may have figured it out. Let me know what you guys think but is she doing Dixie Carter as Julia Sugarbaker? That's where she's getting it I'd swear to gourds.

Edit to clarify, referring to her accent.

Lol. This accent is definitely new. Started sometime mid November. Here’s what she talked like before.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Well if I interacted with her on TikTok or anywhere, I'd quite happily tell her to shut up - as often as she opened her yap with her same old tale of woe. Her inflection at the end of that short one is clear - Miss Piss wishes ill on anyone not showering her with grift bucks to "bring her home".

I'd forgotten her Home Dream on Others' Money went back as far as June. Even if it's the end of June that's 5 months she's been trying to manipulate people into funding & doing the work required to turn a decrepit dump into a passible habitation. She's pleaded poverty, whined about her health, railed against religion & capitalism... she likes the term 'free enterprise' as she interprets it as being enterprising enough to score everything free.

Her House of Dreams was going to be a Real & True HOME, a base from which she could plan & plant a large garden, (no doubt trying to organize weeding parties to do the hard graft), be closer to her long suffering family & just generally have a Better Life. Shame on us for keeping her downtrodden, mired in perpetual poors. We're not even human or humane enough to be swayed by her maudlin background music or her wistful tales of her Glowing Tree enriching the life of passers by.

She can't claim people are not seeing her incessant begathons & ever growing wish lists. If she refuses to even think about why people might not be interested, she's doomed to perpetual disappointment past what she'll feel when it finally dawns on her there's no way she's getting her Christmas Dream.