Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His family seems to be a recurring "evil" in his life, huh? Playing hooky from his grandma's funeral and staying in his car in order to play vidya and avoid his family and saying that generic "family problems" were half responsible for him getting diabetes. Why do I get the feeling Bob's family loved him when he was younger, but can't stand him now that he's, well, him?

If that's the case, then when do you suppose the resentment started to happen? Me personally, I think it started when he got that NES.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If that's the case, then when do you suppose the resentment started to happen? Me personally, I think it started when he got that NES.

I'd say that he still had an out at that point. Then he saw this, and there was no turning back:

 

[Doctor Druid]

It's telling when that is the movie that changes your life.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's telling when that is the movie that changes your life.

I'm imagining if they ever quoted him on the front cover of the DVD.

"As memorable as 9/11!" - Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

 

[cypocryphy]

"The Wizard" should get a "Really That Good" review.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Pretty quiet on the Bobbert front as of late. Mostly him sperging about Sanders being "sexist" and his fanatical devotion to Hillary. But this retweet caught my eye:

Methinks he's projecting a little.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Pretty quiet on the Bobbert front as of late. Mostly him sperging about Sanders being "sexist" and his fanatical devotion to Hillary. But this retweet caught my eye:
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Methinks he's projecting a little.

You hate poor people if you want to poop normally. Got it.

 

[RepQuest]

You hate poor people if you want to poop normally. Got it.

It's from Lettuce Dog, so it's something to be taken with a grain of salt. He probably posted it unironically.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

I absolutely resent the bourgeois moralism peddled by these liberal reactionaries and their imbecilic "ethical consumerist" bullshit narrative about going to local farmers markets, Whole Foods, Trader Joe's and other bullshit establishments targeted towards self-important and frankly alarmist "health conscious" tools, thinking they're now somehow the moral presiders of ethical eating habits whilst participating and contributing to the cycle of oppression and exploitation that is the capitalist system while not realizing the irony.

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[Gordon Cole]

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You also basically summed up Bob's writing style.

 

[AnOminous]

It's from Lettuce Dog, so it's something to be taken with a grain of salt. He probably posted it unironically.

There's a whole comment thread of idiots unironically ejaculating all over each other worshipping it as if it were the wisest thing anyone ever said.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

It reminds me of something I saw someone post on facebook: "You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism."

But I LOVE capitalism, and fuck Mondays.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Pretty quiet on the Bobbert front as of late. Mostly him sperging about Sanders being "sexist" and his fanatical devotion to Hillary. But this retweet caught my eye:
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Methinks he's projecting a little.

Nice to know Bob didnt learn a damned thing from getting diabetes. Also his inexplicable support for Hilary Clinton vs an actual socialist is a damning statement about how little he actually understands politics. His rationalale is pretty much everything wrong in American politics.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/654173930551427072

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here's Bob in full-on salt mode over people complaining about excessive amounts of superhero movies:

The guy at the bottom sums it up perfectly. Filmmakers who want to retain more creative control are flocking to television, and some of the best TV shows are making movies look like crap by comparison. Even then, superhero films make up a small percentage of overall films in a given year, they just happen to get more publicity. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?view2=worldwide&yr=2015&p=.htm

Also, I wonder what he thinks about this video:

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here's Bob in full-on salt mode over people complaining about excessive amounts of superhero movies:
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The guy at the bottom sums it up perfectly. Filmmakers who want to retain more creative control are flocking to television, and some of the best TV shows are making movies look like crap by comparison. Even then, superhero films make up a small percentage of overall films in a given year, they just happen to get more publicity. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?view2=worldwide&yr=2015&p=.htm

Also, I wonder what he thinks about this video:

Update: What does David Simon, the creator of The Wire, commonly cited as the best TV show ever made have to say about Bob?

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Update: What does David Simon, the creator of The Wire, commonly cited as the best TV show ever made have to say about Bob?
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Bob just got roasted with a single word.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Update: What does David Simon, the creator of The Wire, commonly cited as the best TV show ever made have to say about Bob?
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And now I fully expect Bob to get into a one-sided bitchfit over this.

That or be confused about what he meant.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Blob Chipman tangoing in a battle of wits with David Simon?

You might as well put Hillary Clinton in a battle of replicating human expression against a plaster model of the Easter Island head Squidward lives inside.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Funny how his complaints about vidya can be summed as:

TOO MANY DUDEBROS WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE NINTENDO

 

[Emperor Julian]

And now I fully expect Bob to get into a one-sided bitchfit over this.

That or be confused about what he meant.

He seems too focused on making excuses for himself supporting Hilary while shitting on Sanders while unironically claiming to be liberal to discuss his actual bread and butter.
I suppose the wire's nuanced complex commentaries and rejection of simplistic stances don't mesh well with someone who votes under "whose least likely to loose to trump."