James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
I dunno, James seems like someone who doesn't ask for much but to let him fuck around with his projects. His wife obviously knew he's very autistic going in. I'm sure it helps she's married to a millionaire who just needs to put out some phoned in video with some fat guys every month or two to pay the bills.
She met him before James got big. IIRC, they met around 2005-2006, and started dating when James still had to work a regular job

EDIT: They met in 2006 after James had filmed only 2 of the Nerd videos and had encouraged him to do the Nerd episodes even when they were financially struggling. So yeah, April isn't some gold digger who jumped on the e-celeb train like what Pandalee did to DSP
 
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is he really that good? I keep hearing his name pop up but never watched the dude.
I don't really care for him, but I'm probably not the guy to ask. I don't really find any gaming youtube personalities good outside of laughing at for being cringe so I'm probably not the guy to ask if he's "good" or not.

I just know that people 20-30 seem to like him a lot while they either think AVGN is cringe boomer shit, if they even know who he is at all.
 
DVD skipping is a major pain in the ass though that can even happen to CLEAN discs. I see where he's coming from with that. Most damage that I've ever encountered with a VHS was the player itself eating the tape, but that was easily fixable.
VHS tapes can develop mold on the film so you always gotta watch out for that if you're buying one at a flea market or thrift store. If I get a DVD that skips I try to rip it on my computer sometimes that does the trick.
 
If I get a DVD that skips I try to rip it on my computer sometimes that does the trick.
key word being "sometimes". idk if thats dependant on the software or on the hardware side (DVD-R drive). but i tried doing that with 2 clean DVD's, and when it got to the part that skips, it sounded like the dvd was having an internal fight with the disc drive for like a few minutes till the program said "fuck this!" and spat the disc out.
 
key word being "sometimes". idk if thats dependant on the software or on the hardware side (DVD-R drive). but i tried doing that with 2 clean DVD's, and when it got to the part that skips, it sounded like the dvd was having an internal fight with the disc drive for like a few minutes till the program said "fuck this!" and spat the disc out.
As someone who used to be an avid VHS collector, I understand this. VHS tapes do not last as long as DVDs or Blu-Rays. It's like with classic console cartridges, they do not last as long.
 
This is painful to watch. Not only does it confirm the massive disconnect between James’s level of talent and his ego, along with his refusal to admit any of his faults, but the sheer autism - both figurative and literal - puts his old videos in a new light. The closest example I can think of is when Etika died a few years ago; I was never a big fan of his, but it made me wonder if his mannerisms in older videos were genuine or a symptom of his manic depressive disorder.
 
I don't really find any gaming youtube personalities good outside of laughing at for being cringe so I'm probably not the guy to ask if he's "good" or not.
I think that's the problem. Regardless of whatever opinions and such we've stated, James's interest in film and movie making got him to know how to act, present a film based narrative, and pull it off well with AVGN. It's one part old knowledge of knowing how to make a film, one part knowing what and how to film about the topic you're aiming for, and the end result is something that is new and yet builds upon what we have come to know in terms of entertainment.

The others that exist out there can't really compare. I can't even call them competitors in comparison with James. Off the bat, the first ones that come to mind are the "game reviewers" themselves. Outside of even Pat the NES Punk, the lot of them are typical geeky looking people who have kind of no charisma, or have not cultivated or hit the right notes for their on stage presence, and they just drone on and on about video games. Seriously, if you put them together with some shitty video game publication top ten video or whatever or even spliced their videos together, you could fool me into thinking they worked under the same umbrella. I also personally believe they are lowlife bottomfeeders who contribute nothing back to society and video gaming as a whole. Also, why are the lot of them scrawny problem glasses wearing wojaks? As to quote AVGN, they make James look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Next we have streamers and let's players. I'm too old for this shit, but the lot of them who have gotten popular are super spazzed out people like Markiplier and Pewdiepie, and while I'll let them bathe in their money, I also don't really buy into them. They help give good face to the video game industry, which is a double edged sword. I know about Vinesauce, but I also can tell even their group has internal politics played out to a T. Joel used to be fun and had a variety of interesting games, while over the years I can tell that Vinny got angry that Joel had the better community presence and attitude, and eventually demoted him to playing less popular games and forced him to be a cringe monkey that wouldn't garner attention away from him. I also used to watch Azuritereaction, but he got so burnt out and became such a sell out trying to relive his glory days. While they can get they are popular and they're pleasant at times, they're also admittedly replaceable and they can't gnaw at their leash if their masters abuse them or if they want to make waves. That's all I can say on them, imo, all of that.

While this doesn't call for hysterics and doompilling, James and his legacy really does feel like he's the only pillar holding up the entire gaming youtube entertainment community/industry/circle. He has the ability to provide presence that can stand out from the game reviewers and the freedom that the streamers/let's players don't have. If he goes, so will the rest of them, I feel.
 
is he really that good? I keep hearing his name pop up but never watched the dude.
He is knowledgeable about what he talks about and the humor is natural and isn't forced or cringe. Though his catch phrase, "Hey there, Scott here" as the beginning of each video was initially cringey to me. His "skits" are funny as they don't last long and are quick.

There is a big reason why he quickly boosted in popularity and I can’t think of an episode which I didn’t like. I find him infinitely more enjoyable and rewatchable than even peak AVGN. Just compare his Wii shovelware videos to what James put out at the beginning of this year to see how the difference between them is night and day.
 
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This is probably the most infuriating excerpt yet. James whining that he has to work and that he shouldn't have to because he has kids. Basically admits he doesn't want to work ever again because he wants to be a full-time helicopter parent.
très bizarre.

Listen, James, if you want to spend all day hanging out with your kids go ahead, if you want to lay down in bed and stare at the ceiling that's fine too. No one has a gun to your head. I assume most revenue comes from old videos people are re-watching anyway.

No one wants to go to work, most people would rather be doing literally anything else. Lots of people have kids, you can't call in to a real job everyday and say you can't work because you have kids. Luckily for James he doesn't have a real job, which kind of just makes this more weird because he can literally make his own schedule and decide when he wants to make videos or not.

Also, how old are his kids now? Don't they have friends their age they'd rather hang out with than be with their dad 24/7.
 
History abhors a paradox and nature abhors a vacuum, so it seems James got manipulated by the invisible red strings of fate to publish this colossally autistic autobiography and take Chris's place after he severed the thread of prophecy.

I mean, explanation as good as any for why he thought officially confirming he's just as retarded and full of himself as people suspected for years was a good idea? Is he that desperate for a few thousand bucks?

A Movie Making Nerd reminds me of Yudkovsky's autobiography, if Yudkovsky ate paint chips as a child.

Also, how old are his kids now?
Their dad's mental age, it seems.
 
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Newt (the guy behind the plagiarism scandal for last year's Monster Madness) dishes more details. Of course he has no proof and this isn't the most reliable person but it is interesting.
 
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