The Cole Smithey Thread

I'm curious to know what Chris' half-sibs are like from Barb's side? I get a feeling that the kids Bob had with other ladies ended up having decent lives, but all of the spawn that came out of Barb's crotch from all her years of bar-hopping have turned out to be nothing better than lowlifes and fuck-ups.
 
I'm curious to know what Chris' half-sibs are like from Barb's side? I get a feeling that the kids Bob had with other ladies ended up having decent lives, but all of the spawn that came out of Barb's crotch from all her years of bar-hopping have turned out to be nothing better than lowlifes and fuck-ups.
I bet. At least Bob's kids went on to decent lives.
 
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If we ever decide to piss off Cole, let's just petition Twitter to add a "Verified" Tag to OPL's Twitter-account.

Then again, Cole will never be interesting enough to warrant so much effort.
Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.
 
Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.
Chris reviewing "The American Rabbit". That alone would send my sides into orbit.
Cole blowing a fuse when he realises he's bested by his half-brother is just a cherry on top.
 
Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.
This is one of the best ideas put forth on this site.
 
Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.
I think @AnOminous would want you to do this.
 
Cole reviews Sonic's arms
 

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Heh, one possibility is to go for the nuclear option: get Chris to do video movie reviews.

I bet a single movie review video on Chris' channel will get more views than all of Cole's videos combined.

I've refrained from actually trying it, mostly because not even I'm that cruel. But I don't know, maybe one day Cole will do something else retarded to attract a lot of ire and my sympathy will melt away.
I seriously can't see a downside.
 
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