Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Tal E Whacker]

Why does Salad always look like he's trying to put Chantal into a chokehold when they take photos together? It's fucking weird.

Mainly because that is what he actually would like to do, imagine being trapped with chinny in what equates to a hen cabin and with her squished in there probably smells ten times worse.
He touches her like people touch a distant family member, his mouth is smiling but his eyes say… FUCK SAKE HELP ME.

OY NADER, Salads Grandad said your mother is a crap shag and stinks worse than Chantal .

 

[Schmooo]

I believe that as long as she's in Kuwait things will stay pretty boring.

Gunt's existence revolves around food and male attention and right now she's getting both, even tho Salah treats her more like a special needs cousin than a wife.
Yes, we might get more community post micro-rages in the future, but the Hamplanet has everything she needs to fake happines at the moment.
Even the crumbs of a fake relationship are more than enough to fuel her delusions.

Her going back to Canada will be interesting, tho and I'm sure she'll blame her downfall on the evil, corrupt western society.

Also, I'm so fucking tired of hearing about the middle east. Can we get a Korean fetish or something similar next season?

My dream for her next season is… Scientology.
Chantal as a thetan in Canada would be vastly more interesting than this boring AF Middle East arc.

 

[Fatty liver]

Because she isn't dead apparently.

Honestly, tax evasion... every other country would have the tax controller at the Luxery villa. Although... Canada seems like a you can do fuck all country.

Getting away with every TOS violation on earth.

Yes her life is miserable, but she revels in misery.
I still want to know what she does every single day (besides eating) and watching dumb and dumber...

Can't wait till she is back in the country of infidels. Ready for her fake persona to crash and burn.

 

[Tailor Maid]

It means somebody wanted to fuck the daughter the old fashioned way, not just poking around in her folds, which is all Chantal gets. And Chantal hates mothers so much it probably contributed to her impending aneurysm.

Ann said that her daughter was grieving both her father and husband/partner who she had been with since leaving college or uni. They also had a family together. I guess highlighting that these are things Chinny would know nothing about. And she never will, she's guaranteed to never have anyone except Peetz the Pet!

FB talking about cultural differences and attempting to be an intellectual is hilarious. Her face gets slimmer each video. She must be getting more adept at wrapping, pleating and tying 'em tight! Looking down her nose and talking about Ramadan. Laughable!

 

[Studmuffinstuffin]

@edgieidiot I can't quote but the UAE is comprised of several countries you fucking stupid retard

 

[Neko GF]

TRY SHISHA WITH US AFTER TGI FRIDAYS!​

(12.02.22)
Original:

 

[ADHD]

@edgieidiot I can't quote but the UAE is comprised of several countries you fucking stupid retard

Kuwait is not in the UAE. Calm down.

 

[Cock wombler]

@edgieidiot I can't quote but the UAE is comprised of several countries you fucking stupid retard

"The United Arab Emirates, sometimes simply called the Emirates or UAE, is a federation of seven emirates (states): Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Sharjah, Ras Al Khaimah, Ajman, Umm Al Quwain, and Fujairah."

3 seconds on Google could have saved you all the incoming dumb ratings.

 

[DongMiguel]

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Yes her life is miserable, but she revels in misery.

Yup. Originally, I thought deep down Chantal hated what she had become and was miserable for it. But she clearly isn't and somehow looks at her life as some great adventure with no responsibility and compromise. I do think there's still moments, though very fleeting, of lucidity where she gets it, but like I said, they don't last.

Chantal is as content as a pig in shit. She absolutely sees herself as a traveling influencer with a sexy, exotic boy toy on her arm and that every hater is just jealous.

The great thing with Chantal, though, is that her happiness is always fleeting too. As you said, this will eventually come crashing down for her.

She'll have her very manic episode, work through the pain and realization her life is going nowhere but then take up the next interest and use that to basically distract from real life - whether it's food, drugs or some poor fucking immigrant.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She can LAARP, 'happy, happy wife' until she even bores herself with that faux mindset but towards the end of her last live, she asked viewers:

"Why would you want me to go home & be miserable?"

If finding herself a "soul mate" & all these unspecified changes she claims to be making have so vastly improved her life & outlook on same, why would returning to home in Canada make her miserable? Too much cold, hard reality, perhaps?

She spoke of going to Thailand after her sojourn in Kuwait - go there with Salah. That's out of blue & really speaks to her wanting to avoid returning to her very many real problems awaiting her at home. And what about his job, eh?

She's still gushing over Salah being just like her, (God forbid!), but if that's the case, he resembles her while he's in HIS comfort zone. What happens when he doesn't have overt, state sanctioned controls over her behavior? He's soft - mentally & physically & that is becoming increasingly clear. There is no way in hell he can keep a grip on her behavior outside of a repressive country & Lord knows, she can't control herself when faced with her favorite temptations.

Don't let her fool you - she is just chafing to get to a place where she can dive back into the THC & in the absence of that - booze. She spoke of having a daily routine & loving it - utter tripe. She is to routine what a septic tank is to a pleasant smell.

Any man in her life that doesn't stand up to her becomes an object of contempt & I have a feeling, this squidgy little dude can't stand up to squat when he's not in a comfy setting. He may be a tall man but he presents as small - I can't help seeing him as a well padded Nader in stature.

She may think she's found her soul mate in him but her real soul match is languishing back at the villa, trying to fend for himself & slowly clearing up her filth. Wonder if he managed to make rent & other monthly bills?

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

Watching Chantal pretend to inhale shisha is one of my least favorite things. Same with the throat clearing tic.

And why must she loudly "ahh" after drinking a beverage?

Such a sped. Yes I'm being MATI leave me alone.

She says her looks aren't important anymore and makes that annoying fart sound with he lips, indicating her disapproval. She says people aren't going to remember how many chins she has or how yellow her teeth were. They will remember her good heart.

We beg to differ, Chins.

 

[Constellationzero]

So... Since Chins isn't in the Kuwaiti clink or forced on an elevator ride with a sudden stop at the end, I can assume she did not ask about the Jack Daniels Signature Menu at Fridays.

 

[Fatty liver]

The Thailand arc could be interesting. Salad letting her go for a shemale. Like a stranded whale on the beach.

 

[NaggotFigger]

The Thailand arc could be interesting. Salad letting her go for a shemale. Like a stranded whale on the beach.

And she’s also going to make him broke and scam the shit off his baht swiftly.
I’d guess that in the Thailand arc, she’ll forget about wearing hijabs, fuck everything, just go with a bald head and some wigs to hide your ugliness, and go after that shemale.

 

[B'owl]

New video on Salah and Chantal!

Spoiler: 720p Local Archive

Chantal looks worse than usual, maybe it's the lighting.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

I wonder if all family photos of Al-Saladhin is of him doing the same “lean back, one eyebrow raised”-move. It seems to be the only one in his repertoire.

Also, in the same thumbnail you can see one of her chins escaping the lower half of the hijab. How embarrassing. I guess even the Prophet Himself (Shit and Piss be upon Him) couldn’t wrap a hijab tight enough to contain her.

 

[Psyduck]

I think i might have something against repetition, cause Salad's leaned back/arched up eyebrow is starting to annoy me, and besides autism that's the only reason i can come up with

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

I wonder if all family photos of Al-Saladhin is of him doing the same “lean back, one eyebrow raised”-move. It seems to be the only one in his repertoire.

Also, in the same thumbnail you can see one of her chins escaping the lower half of the hijab. How embarrassing. I guess even the Prophet Himself (Shit and Piss be upon Him) couldn’t wrap a hijab tight enough to contain her.

I thought his face was stuck like that from a mini-stroke or something.

 

[Baby Beluga]

I thought his face was stuck like that from a mini-stroke or something.

And here I thought he was going for the John Belushi or Mr. Spock one raised eyebrow look.

 

[Who Now]

I couldn't believe it when she said she no longer liked The Shining. I realize she has to act like she likes what he likes, but you would think she would have learned after being with the coke head. She doesn't have a real personality of her own or she thinks she has to get him to want her by burying it. Suddenly, she no longer is interested in true crime or horror movies. Such bullshit.

I know we will have to wait awhile, but I wish this arc would hurry up. I might be dead before I get to see the huge meltdown after-arc

She is probably sick of watching Jim Carrey movies