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CultcowEvangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
EDIT: I read what was below his photo. Goddamit.
I think people forget LinkedIn is a professional network and not used like Facebook. Posting on Facebook that you have no bottom teeth is fucking weird, but posting on LinkedIn is beyond fucking stupid and would surely turn away any employers or colleagues from connecting (not that he cares about that).
Just found this, thought I'd post it for ya'll.... It's another minor gem, similar to "SOTP!"
This time, he's LOOKING at the correct spelling, for reference, and spelling it wrong out loud. I've got the video embedded (and cued up for you) below.
I've noticed that this is the second time he's fixated on the "u" in "cellulitis." There's some other vid where he's like, "It's SELL! YOU! ITUS! Sell-YOU! Not 'E,'! Get it right! Sell-YOU-itis!"
Strangely, he spelled cellulitis correctly in the video's title... I don't upload videos to youtube much- do they spell check video titles?
Also worth mentioning- at 8:40ish he starts on this similarly pissy rant about how it's "HYPO, not HYPER! HYPO! Get it right! Hypo means low! Hyper means high! I have HYPO-glycemia!"
Barely 90 seconds later (10:10 ish) he gets confused and declares he has HYPER-glycemia.
I love how you can almost see the rusty, squeaking gears grinding away inside his head, under immense protest. I mean, every time he says "hypo/hyper" he has to stop, and think to himself, "Wait a moment, is that right? Am I a hy-PO, or a hy-PER?"
I've noticed that this is the second time he's fixated on the "u" in "cellulitis." There's some other vid where he's like, "It's SELL! YOU! ITUS! Sell-YOU! Not 'E,'! Get it right! Sell-YOU-itis!"
To be a full-fledged member of the Catholic church, you have to receive the Sacrament of Confirmation. In the Western world, that means that once you're on the cusp of adulthood (say, a senior in high school), you must thoroughly devote yourself to religious study & take on the name of a saint. If it's done "correctly," I guess, you spend your entire childhood being built up to that point. The year I was to take Confirmation just so happened to be the year my something something powerlevel, so I actually spent an ungodly (heh) amount of time studying Scripture & trying to figure out if the voices I was hearing really was God trying to talk to me, as my mother kept insisting.
TL;DR I just happen to know Jesus shit eight ways to Sunday & I am also fluent in batshit crazy. &, in my time on the Farms, I've picked up autism as a third language.
I noticed nobody had posted this video. Not only is it really funny, it shows us some more about what Renes stepfather is like: a smug motherfucker who the fuck out of Bob.
I noticed nobody had posted this video. Not only is it really funny, it shows us some more about what Renes stepfather is like: a smug motherfucker who the fuck out of Bob.
I noticed nobody had posted this video. Not only is it really funny, it shows us some more about what Renes stepfather is like: a smug motherfucker who the fuck out of Bob.
I'm not sure how I came upon this particular video. I don't think it's been posted yet, apologies if it has. I've pulled out some good bits I wanted to share.
(4:07-4:45)
Marriage isn't a right! That's Government Propaganda they're brainwashing you into believing. Marriage is a threesome (he says “holy union”) between Man, Woman and God!
(5:04-5:12)
Hey @BOLDYSPICY! – Ever heard of “The Lamb's Book of Life?” Is that like, St. Peter's Book of who's allowed into heaven? Anyway, he mentions “The Lamb's Book of Life...”
(5:12-5:35)
And here's where I'll start the video for ya'll, as well as quote him, verbatim.
“You have to be a chosen one, like me! I'm a Chosen One, because... I know I'm a Chosen One. I was told I was a Chosen One. And if you don't wanna believe that... That goes to show what kind of intellect you really have, and what kind of spiritual faith you really have!”
Checkmate, motherfuckers!
(5:58- 7:16)
Things take a turn towards the personal! He quotes Corinthians, “Keep your marriage vows!” Because really, who does that? Who actually KEEPS, their MARRIAGE vows? Well Bob did. HE did. But because other people started running their mouths, which made his ex feel like NOT keeping HER vows, so she threw him out of the house. And then she went bi-sexual. Then full-on lesbo...
Does he hate her? NOPE! Seriously guys, he's totally cool with it. Water off a duck's back!
(7:17- 9:15)
Meh... This is, to my mind, some pretty run-of-the-mill, holy roller, apocalypse/Bible talk. Nothing particularly worth quoting. The words “wife” and “marriage” seem to leave a visibly bitter taste in his mouth, every time he says them.
(9:16- 10:30)
In the Good Ole Days, once a woman had lain with a man, she was considered unclean, and wouldn't be allowed to re-marry or be with another man. As for men? Well, that's when he starts reading the Bible, and I have no idea what the fuck he's saying, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't either. Something about believers vs non-believers?
(13:00ish he displays a textbook "Claw of Fail")
(18:00-18:10)
I'm not sure I'd say that he threatens the judge, but it's kind of “threat-adjacent.” He muses that, in the good old days, they would hang judges that tried to undermine the will the people. I'm thinking that this is the sort of thing thing that got him in trouble with the mayor.
Finally, it's worth reading the comments on the Youtube page itself, courtesy of the inimitable John Andrews.
"YOU say at 9 minutes into this video a woman is not to remarry as she is unclean. I happen to know your shack up girl friend was married before! You have just been JUDGED a law breaker of bobs law! You live in sexual sin! You are a false teacher. You say one thing & teach another! In the English language we call that a hypocrite!"
And also... "It's always the hypocrites that rush to judgement first. You judging anyone on marriage while shacking up to deceive the taxpayers is the turd telling the toilet it stinks!"
I'm going to post this video link, even though it's giving me a viewing error (I haven't actually watched it past the 3min mark or so). I'll let you guys know if I make it through, and if there's anything good on it. The reason I'm posting it, is because there's more, unfiltered John Andrews goodness in the Youtube comments, which I'll reproduce for you here; bold emphasis is mine...
John Andrews wrote, "`A real husband would sacrifice his radio gear/scanners, etc. to buy a lift chair for his wife but you are too selfish to do that. 1 Tim. 5:8 not even being a real man and taking care of those in your household, you are WORSE than an infidel. Shame on you for making what's going on with Rene's crotch public.You are truly lower than whale crap. Jesus said "the Kingdom is at hand!" and "the kingdom of God is within you!" If God indwells us then that's where his kingdom starts. In us! Here and NOW! I'm to the point now that I'll will simply outlast your miserable hateful soul. PS I show Becky everything I say to you and she agrees!!"
Becky Andrews wrote, "Shame on you for publicly posting about Rene's private issues, that was uncalled for. Also, I do see what John posts on your page. It is no wonder why we stopped giving you money; all you want to do is talk down to us and call us names.
And then John writes again, "At 27 min. Nobody sees it? Are you serious!! Was I invisible while I sweated and coated your roof of your mobile home and rode 15 hours round trip to do so? Was I invisible as I have bought you hundreds of dollars for gasoline over the years? Was I invisible as I've handed you cash over the years? Was I invisible as I drove to a bank over 100 miles round trip to deposit $ in your account because you get high interest payday (Un Christian) loans? Was I invisible when I said don't worry about repaying me? Was I invisible while I opened up my home to you multiple times? Was I invisible while cooking you food to order, serving and waiting on you and taking you out to eat at multiple other places? Was I invisible as I paid for a hotel room for you? What an ungrateful piece of human crap you are! You live beyond your means and expect everybody else to cover your poor choices. That's when my $ flow stopped from my wallet and that's why you are mad. The tit dried up! I was throwing my hard work down the toilet giving it to you. That's the problem with people that have never worked, they know the price but can't comprehend the value of anything. If being a Christian means being like you, I rather be a goat sacrificing pagan! Copy and save that!"
Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. responds, "John, you have totally lost it. We were over there for Christmas in 2008 and 2009 when Rene was in the hospital with Cellulitis and again in 2010 for the family reunion in August and again in early December of 2011. We stayed at you home because Rene and I are married, a marriage you will not except because it is not a legalistic marriage. Something you say that I am. We went over in August of 2013 to the family reunion and you helped and paid for a hotel that I found a roach that you blamed Rene and me for taking over with us. We went over for Thanksgiving of 2013 and stayed in a hotel and paid our way over and back because we barrowed money on my van. The money you gave for gas and you stuck in my shoes when we stayed with you was Christmas gifts. The time you came over and paid around $100.00 for roof coating was again something you did to help me out. I am thankful, but when you keep calling me names, and Rene’s mom that you are married to don’t know everything you are saying to me turns around and defends your actions, makes me think there is more than what you are just saying. It is all about you and your ego not about “here I am Lord, send me”. You want a pat on the back for the things you have done to help Rene and me, I Thank You for Everything, but you are not getting the big picture here. I am not asking you for any more help. I am asking anyone else out there that can help and to show people that their tax dollars don’t go to help the sick, lame, and crippled like it is supposed to.
1) Anyone digging into social media around Oct. 19, 2014 best beware, as it appears Robbie overshared something to do with Rene's cooter. Actually- I wonder if this video is what let the "cat" out of the bag?
2) This is the first I've heard of Becky, ostensibly someone the Reverend respects (or respected)? Rene's stepmom, most likely? Or maybe aunt/sister? I wonder if this incident was the straw that broke the camel's back?
3) Sounds like Mr. Andrews actually did quite a lot for them, over the years. And he's had it with Bobby's shit for awhile. And this was the moment that got Becky finally 100% onboard.
4) OMG John is such a motherfucking pimp!
On a different note, I'm a little worried when I look over Dr. McKim's history- he seems to average about 1.5-2 videos/day, and I haven't seen any facebook or youtube activity out of him for over 48 hours now... I sincerely hope he's not receiving, much less following, any sensible advice to stay off the internet.
Quick Edit - I got some of the video to play, and then it crapped out on me... Some sort of error Maybe someone else can get it to play?
I CAN give you one big takeaway, though. I think they bought a nice, new Lazy-Boy Reclining chair, but Rene's been having trouble waking up in time to get to the bathroom. So she's given the chair BOTH BARRELS! She has soaked the chair in both piss and diarrhea. I'm guessing this is "the crotch problem?"
I'm going to post this video link, even though it's giving me a viewing error (I haven't actually watched it past the 3min mark or so). I'll let you guys know if I make it through, and if there's anything good on it. The reason I'm posting it, is because there's more, unfiltered John Andrews goodness in the Youtube comments, which I'll reproduce for you here; bold emphasis is mine...
John Andrews wrote, "`A real husband would sacrifice his radio gear/scanners, etc. to buy a lift chair for his wife but you are too selfish to do that. 1 Tim. 5:8 not even being a real man and taking care of those in your household, you are WORSE than an infidel. Shame on you for making what's going on with Rene's crotch public.You are truly lower than whale crap. Jesus said "the Kingdom is at hand!" and "the kingdom of God is within you!" If God indwells us then that's where his kingdom starts. In us! Here and NOW! I'm to the point now that I'll will simply outlast your miserable hateful soul. PS I show Becky everything I say to you and she agrees!!"
Becky Andrews wrote, "Shame on you for publicly posting about Rene's private issues, that was uncalled for. Also, I do see what John posts on your page. It is no wonder why we stopped giving you money; all you want to do is talk down to us and call us names.
And then John writes again, "At 27 min. Nobody sees it? Are you serious!! Was I invisible while I sweated and coated your roof of your mobile home and rode 15 hours round trip to do so? Was I invisible as I have bought you hundreds of dollars for gasoline over the years? Was I invisible as I've handed you cash over the years? Was I invisible as I drove to a bank over 100 miles round trip to deposit $ in your account because you get high interest payday (Un Christian) loans? Was I invisible when I said don't worry about repaying me? Was I invisible while I opened up my home to you multiple times? Was I invisible while cooking you food to order, serving and waiting on you and taking you out to eat at multiple other places? Was I invisible as I paid for a hotel room for you? What an ungrateful piece of human crap you are! You live beyond your means and expect everybody else to cover your poor choices. That's when my $ flow stopped from my wallet and that's why you are mad. The tit dried up! I was throwing my hard work down the toilet giving it to you. That's the problem with people that have never worked, they know the price but can't comprehend the value of anything. If being a Christian means being like you, I rather be a goat sacrificing pagan! Copy and save that!"
Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. responds, "John, you have totally lost it. We were over there for Christmas in 2008 and 2009 when Rene was in the hospital with Cellulitis and again in 2010 for the family reunion in August and again in early December of 2011. We stayed at you home because Rene and I are married, a marriage you will not except because it is not a legalistic marriage. Something you say that I am. We went over in August of 2013 to the family reunion and you helped and paid for a hotel that I found a roach that you blamed Rene and me for taking over with us. We went over for Thanksgiving of 2013 and stayed in a hotel and paid our way over and back because we barrowed money on my van. The money you gave for gas and you stuck in my shoes when we stayed with you was Christmas gifts. The time you came over and paid around $100.00 for roof coating was again something you did to help me out. I am thankful, but when you keep calling me names, and Rene’s mom that you are married to don’t know everything you are saying to me turns around and defends your actions, makes me think there is more than what you are just saying. It is all about you and your ego not about “here I am Lord, send me”. You want a pat on the back for the things you have done to help Rene and me, I Thank You for Everything, but you are not getting the big picture here. I am not asking you for any more help. I am asking anyone else out there that can help and to show people that their tax dollars don’t go to help the sick, lame, and crippled like it is supposed to.
1) Anyone digging into social media around Oct. 19, 2014 best beware, as it appears Robbie overshared something to do with Rene's cooter. Actually- I wonder if this video is what let the "cat" out of the bag?
2) This is the first I've heard of Becky, ostensibly someone the Reverend respects (or respected)? Rene's stepmom, most likely? Or maybe aunt/sister? I wonder if this incident was the straw that broke the camel's back?
3) Sounds like Mr. Andrews actually did quite a lot for them, over the years. And he's had it with Bobby's shit for awhile. And this was the moment that got Becky finally 100% onboard.
4) OMG John is such a motherfucking pimp!
On a different note, I'm a little worried when I look over Dr. McKim's history- he seems to average about 1.5-2 videos/day, and I haven't seen any facebook or youtube activity out of him for over 48 hours now... I sincerely hope he's not receiving, much less following, any sensible advice to stay off the internet.
John Andrews' history with the good Pastor is becoming more and more bad-ass. Like some twisted super hero origin story, watching John go from a normal step-father-in-law to an avenging angel, out for justice against the wicked Pastor Faggot.
I'm going to post this video link, even though it's giving me a viewing error (I haven't actually watched it past the 3min mark or so). I'll let you guys know if I make it through, and if there's anything good on it. The reason I'm posting it, is because there's more, unfiltered John Andrews goodness in the Youtube comments, which I'll reproduce for you here; bold emphasis is mine...
John Andrews wrote, "`A real husband would sacrifice his radio gear/scanners, etc. to buy a lift chair for his wife but you are too selfish to do that. 1 Tim. 5:8 not even being a real man and taking care of those in your household, you are WORSE than an infidel. Shame on you for making what's going on with Rene's crotch public.You are truly lower than whale crap. Jesus said "the Kingdom is at hand!" and "the kingdom of God is within you!" If God indwells us then that's where his kingdom starts. In us! Here and NOW! I'm to the point now that I'll will simply outlast your miserable hateful soul. PS I show Becky everything I say to you and she agrees!!"
Becky Andrews wrote, "Shame on you for publicly posting about Rene's private issues, that was uncalled for. Also, I do see what John posts on your page. It is no wonder why we stopped giving you money; all you want to do is talk down to us and call us names.
And then John writes again, "At 27 min. Nobody sees it? Are you serious!! Was I invisible while I sweated and coated your roof of your mobile home and rode 15 hours round trip to do so? Was I invisible as I have bought you hundreds of dollars for gasoline over the years? Was I invisible as I've handed you cash over the years? Was I invisible as I drove to a bank over 100 miles round trip to deposit $ in your account because you get high interest payday (Un Christian) loans? Was I invisible when I said don't worry about repaying me? Was I invisible while I opened up my home to you multiple times? Was I invisible while cooking you food to order, serving and waiting on you and taking you out to eat at multiple other places? Was I invisible as I paid for a hotel room for you? What an ungrateful piece of human crap you are! You live beyond your means and expect everybody else to cover your poor choices. That's when my $ flow stopped from my wallet and that's why you are mad. The tit dried up! I was throwing my hard work down the toilet giving it to you. That's the problem with people that have never worked, they know the price but can't comprehend the value of anything. If being a Christian means being like you, I rather be a goat sacrificing pagan! Copy and save that!"
Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. responds, "John, you have totally lost it. We were over there for Christmas in 2008 and 2009 when Rene was in the hospital with Cellulitis and again in 2010 for the family reunion in August and again in early December of 2011. We stayed at you home because Rene and I are married, a marriage you will not except because it is not a legalistic marriage. Something you say that I am. We went over in August of 2013 to the family reunion and you helped and paid for a hotel that I found a roach that you blamed Rene and me for taking over with us. We went over for Thanksgiving of 2013 and stayed in a hotel and paid our way over and back because we barrowed money on my van. The money you gave for gas and you stuck in my shoes when we stayed with you was Christmas gifts. The time you came over and paid around $100.00 for roof coating was again something you did to help me out. I am thankful, but when you keep calling me names, and Rene’s mom that you are married to don’t know everything you are saying to me turns around and defends your actions, makes me think there is more than what you are just saying. It is all about you and your ego not about “here I am Lord, send me”. You want a pat on the back for the things you have done to help Rene and me, I Thank You for Everything, but you are not getting the big picture here. I am not asking you for any more help. I am asking anyone else out there that can help and to show people that their tax dollars don’t go to help the sick, lame, and crippled like it is supposed to.
1) Anyone digging into social media around Oct. 19, 2014 best beware, as it appears Robbie overshared something to do with Rene's cooter. Actually- I wonder if this video is what let the "cat" out of the bag?
2) This is the first I've heard of Becky, ostensibly someone the Reverend respects (or respected)? Rene's stepmom, most likely? Or maybe aunt/sister? I wonder if this incident was the straw that broke the camel's back?
3) Sounds like Mr. Andrews actually did quite a lot for them, over the years. And he's had it with Bobby's shit for awhile. And this was the moment that got Becky finally 100% onboard.
4) OMG John is such a motherfucking pimp!
On a different note, I'm a little worried when I look over Dr. McKim's history- he seems to average about 1.5-2 videos/day, and I haven't seen any facebook or youtube activity out of him for over 48 hours now... I sincerely hope he's not receiving, much less following, any sensible advice to stay off the internet.
Quick Edit - I got some of the video to play, and then it crapped out on me... Some sort of error Maybe someone else can get it to play?
I CAN give you one big takeaway, though. I think they bought a nice, new Lazy-Boy Reclining chair, but Rene's been having trouble waking up in time to get to the bathroom. So she's given the chair BOTH BARRELS! She has soaked the chair in both piss and diarrhea. I'm guessing this is "the crotch problem?"
It screwed up on me at first but the second time it played through.
I don't feel like sitting through that again for timestamps (I had some rather un-Christian feelings of wanting to slap the stupidity and entitlement out of some one) but around the 4 minute mark he shows a couple of letters they received from Rene's medical assistance program that denied coverage for certain medications. I paused the video to read them and it looks like the standard 'we won't pay for name brand when a generic is available' policy that most companies/government programs have, so my guess is some one (doctor, pharmacist or Bob and Rene) insisted on using 'the good stuff.'
I could do a rant about how un-Christian his attitude is, but I think this comment sums things up rather well:
My husband and I DO give to those in need, very generously. I'm sure most Christians who are able to do so, do it as well. Those I know who might not have the financial means to give as they would like to, serve in other ways. What you don't seem to understand is that your greedy, ungrateful, entitled attitude turns people away from you. Give me, and all those "anyone else's" out there you are begging and trying to shame, a good reason why I should give you money for food, or anything else, while you live above your means and spend your money on WANTS like cable tv, phone, internet, and your other unnecessary devices FIRST instead of taking care of your NEEDS first, then adding in those wants if you have money left over. It doesn't escape anyone's notice that if either of you want a new computer on a whim you somehow find the money to get one. You wouldn't dream of going without your wants, would you? We don’t even have cable in our home. Why not, you ask, when we can easily afford it? Because it allows us more money for retirement and giving. Not a dime of which will ever go to you, by the way. Nobody in their right mind would help you with anything, because nothing is ever good enough for you. If I sent you $100 today, there would be a video tomorrow saying that I did, but you really needed $150. Use your own numbers in that scenario, it doesn’t matter. The point is, you’re never satisfied.
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
And you have no business “preaching” to anyone (gay, lesbian, or straight) about sexual morality when you live with a woman you’re not married to. No matter how many times you say you are married, or how many excuses you make, until you legally marry, you are NOT MARRIED!!! How big of a hyprocrite are you? You are turning more people away from Jesus than you are bringing them to Him. As a Christian, you should be living your life in such a way to be a good example to others. By refusing to purchase a marriage license and legally marry, you are being a really bad example. Others will look at you and think that fornication is ok because after all, you’re a Christian and you do it. 1 Thessalonians 5:22 says Abstain from all appearance of evil. It doesn’t matter how you feel about your relationship, by living the way you do, you are setting a bad example for others and potentially leading them astray. https://archive.is/xX4Mb
the fuck out of Bob.
Maybe someone else can get it to play?
