"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 116 37.3%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 195 62.7%

  • Total voters
    311
I assume he's already made arrangements so his obituary and the online announcement won't happen until after the funeral so his family can grieve in peace without Ralph showing up to punch the casket and declare victory
If Ralph actually did something that tasteless I think he would get his ass kicked every single time he left his house. Justifiably.
 
He said in that supercut he's already made plans to get cremated. He and Jade must know it's going to be over soon.
Maybe I’m just 🌈, but I feel like he has a few more years in him. (Not making videos necessarily, but, you know, being alive.) The emotional pain of cancer & other fatal illnesses is you’re better one day, then worse, then miraculously cured, then dead, within a week period.

But Jim will be fine. He has Potato Jesus to protect him. 🥔 ✝️
 
He never said that. He said he has no Internet friends because there's no such thing.
I know that outlook and share it to a degree. Jim's take is a very Internet 1.0, old school troll way of looking at things, at people. I don't entirely buy into it, though. I've encountered some incredibly bright and engaging people online over the years, people I've never met IRL and whose real names I don't even know, but I still think of them kindly. Are those people friends? Yeah, maybe, could be. Define friend and I'll think about it, see if they qualify.
 
Jim's take is a very Internet 1.0, old school troll way of looking at things, at people.
No it isn't. It's a normal sane person way of looking at things. It's a non-retard way of looking at things.

Sorry, you appear to be looking at things from a retard way of looking at things. Sorry about your chromosomes.
 
@The Internet Dick @AnOminous This is a puzzler to be sure. I kinda think you're both half right. I think it's complicated and has probably even been made into several psychological studies by now - but I can't be arsed to go looking for them.

I think a friend is someone who you develop a family-like attachment with but who isn't genetically linked to you (however family members can also be friends); it's a platonic love for another human being, who you want to share your company with but whom you don't wanna fuck. That's a friend.

Whether you meet someone online and exchange emails and social media to stay in touch; or met someone in a pub who you strike up a conversation, form a rapport with and socialise whenever you see each other in that pub - it's kinda the same sort of amicable acquaintance. Your relationship is limited by a specific set of conditions (either the Internet or the pub) so it's a shallow friendship. But it's still one that can be developed further if both parties are willing to put in the extra effort.

You could invite your pub-mate over to drink at your house instead of just the pub or go see a game with you. And you could invite your Internet fwen to meet irl at a convention or stay at your home if they're ever in the country. Internet fwens are basically just the pen-pals of the modern era. It's not something new; just the way that pen-pal is discovered is "new"

Tl:dr Internet frens are on the same level as irl acquaintances and can also be developed into full friendships if both parties are so inclined. Ergo: you're both kinda right.
 
@The Internet Dick @AnOminous This is a puzzler to be sure. I kinda think you're both half right. I think it's complicated and has probably even been made into several psychological studies by now - but I can't be arsed to go looking for them.

I think a friend is someone who you develop a family-like attachment with but who isn't genetically linked to you (however family members can also be friends); it's a platonic love for another human being, who you want to share your company with but whom you don't wanna fuck. That's a friend.

Whether you meet someone online and exchange emails and social media to stay in touch; or met someone in a pub who you strike up a conversation, form a rapport with and socialise whenever you see each other in that pub - it's kinda the same sort of amicable acquaintance. Your relationship is limited by a specific set of conditions (either the Internet or the pub) so it's a shallow friendship. But it's still one that can be developed further if both parties are willing to put in the extra effort.

You could invite your pub-mate over to drink at your house instead of just the pub or go see a game with you. And you could invite your Internet fwen to meet irl at a convention or stay at your home if they're ever in the country. Internet fwens are basically just the pen-pals of the modern era. It's not something new; just the way that pen-pal is discovered is "new"

Tl:dr Internet frens are on the same level as irl acquaintances and can also be developed into full friendships if both parties are so inclined. Ergo: you're both kinda right.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
 
Well since Jim admitted the end is soon , I have to ask. How many overly attached fans will try to attend his funeral? My guess is about a hundred.
So we skip battle at Jim's driveway and go straight to the siege of Jim's funeral? He'd probably do a harambe smile from the heavens at that one.
Jim/Internet Aristocrat/Metokur is very fatalistic; I don’t doubt he has cancer, but he likely has a more pessimistic view than most. That’s not to say he will live forever, but I would hold off on the death bell for a bit. His disgust for Web 3.0 will sustain him longer than God intended.
Could be, I wouldn't be surprised this is less he will be dead and buried in a year and more very very disruptive medical procedures that could last years. Honestly death almost sounds better. But remembering how much of a faggot he was about covid even when that whole shitshow was falling apart I'm pretty sure he is pretty jittery with health stuff in general. So hopefully he thinks it's a lot worse than it ends up being, but who knows.

I will be sad at losing Jim, be it to death or just not being able/willing to keep doing internet shit. He certainly ain't perfect but in the sea of grifters and faggots he is one of the few I can think of that didn't devolve into absolute dissapointment, be it by taking himself too seriously or just being unable to take a joke/some bantz. I still remember fondly his "I got doxxed" stream.
 
>Jim's coffin is filled with his unused medication and then rattled to ward off the attentions of Ethan Ralph, who has ghoulishly driven 100s of miles to gloat outside the crematorium.

>The gay cowboys from Ram Ranch perform a sombre campfire rendition of Don't be Rama Rama. The rap is provided by Sargon, who attends the funeral as a telepresence.

>A priest delivers a moving sermon regarding "gangster Frankenstein controls" which he ends with a request for the donation of a manual typewriter.

>Jade is briefly allowed out of her cage, but has to be re-quarantined after she bites someone wearing Gundam T-shirt.

>Thousands of environmentally-destructive crickets are released in the moonlight as a tribute.

>A link to Jim's online hat store is added to his gravestone.

>The dollar and all crypto currencies collapse. The US launches a new economy based on the 'hat standard.'

>The blue force ghosts of Jim, Terry Davis, and Mobility Mary manifest in Ralph's swamp.
 
No it isn't. It's a normal sane person way of looking at things. It's a non-retard way of looking at things.

Sorry, you appear to be looking at things from a retard way of looking at things. Sorry about your chromosomes.

There is a third position here

everyone has friends and acquaintances.

Most people don't understand that not everyone rates the relationship the same way. You can think some one is your friend when they are an acquaintance. Most "Internet friends" are like this.

But internet friends can be real friends

if reallolienjoyer6969 would help you move into his town? Or if you need to be picked up from the airport? Or if you need a place to crash in his town for a week while apartment shopping? He might be an actual friend.

Some one who can connect you with people to do you a solid? Give you money when you need it? Share emotional shit and help both people level up?

This test also applies to people who live in the same town as you

TLDR: Most friends are shit. Cultivate quality relationships
 
No it isn't. It's a normal sane person way of looking at things. It's a non-retard way of looking at things.

Sorry, you appear to be looking at things from a retard way of looking at things. Sorry about your chromosomes.
Your loneliness is palpable. Sex dolls can talk now. You can do that.
 

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