DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

It's a weird ego thing for him. All his talk about other people's e-penises about playing at hard difficulties is just pure projection, The Guy is still so buck broken about TIHYDPs that he feels like he has to prove his gaming e-penis by playing normal to glide through the games easily (he still fails lmao) and reading guides every step of the way.

You always say what I was gonna say before I can.
His thin-skin about the game difficulty shit is absolutely because of his e-penis.
He loves to ack like everybody else has the ego but it's 100% him projecting. Just look at him shitting on other Let's Players for sucking, to defend himself.
He cries like a baby bitch in every single competitive game he plays. Even ones he's never even remotely been good at (eg FPS games). Zero self-awareness.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

There's not a dent in his chat that watches the Day One Babble session and goes

"thanks Phil. I'm glad you called out this unimportant thing. I'm especially glad you PAUSED THE FUCKING CUTSCENE to ask what will happen next or why events are happening that will get explained in the next few minutes."

They were all saying just pay the game and shut up.

 

[UsedUp]

DSP is everything he accuses other game play streamers of. He literally only plays games for money, his enjoyment of a game is predicated by money, want him him to play certain games? -Allah sub goals- give money. Huge difference between DSP and the others is sure some make money playing games, but unlike him they can leave there homes any time they want, go on vacations, visit with friends, stream 1 day a week if they wanted and would still survive, game companies even reach out to some of these streamers. For the quadrillionth time, DSP is a goddamn poser. If DSP wants to talk so much about how games should be played or experienced then he should literally become a Platinum Trophy and or 1000 GamerScore gamer for every game he plays from here on out.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Does that mean it's an automatic ban if you call his wife easy?

That depends. In a way, she's not as "easy" as she used to be if you catch my drift.

Man what I'd give to see those early DMs between them...

Kat: "Hey I just saw you followed me on Twitter and liked my picture thaaanx"
Phail: "Hello, sir."

 

[Paladin Derich]

You always say what I was gonna say before I can.
His thin-skin about the game difficulty shit is absolutely because of his e-penis.
He loves to ack like everybody else has the ego but it's 100% him projecting. Just look at him shitting on other Let's Players for sucking, to defend himself.
He cries like a baby bitch in every single competitive game he plays. Even ones he's never even remotely been good at (eg FPS games). Zero self-awareness.

Its the same for action RPGs. After finishing the FF7 remake, I looked back on the TIHYDP, and holy fuck, he sucked. He died to trash mobs. Fucking trash mobs! In a game that was basically a movie.

 

[Iron Father]

Kat: "Hey I just saw you followed me on Twitter and liked my picture thaaanx"
Phail: "Hello, sir."

If she looked then how she looks now, Phil woulda LIMB'd with the quickness.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Hmm his gamer credentials get put on the line and he loses it.

When did that Kirby game come out again? The one he rage quit at the final boss?
Also that Dragonsquest Builder 2 game he just quit around the final boss too.

I would love if he gets pissed at the game and quits when it actually gets hard.

 

[Peko]

Max played God Of War on max difficulty, and this game on hard. Phil's just looking for opportunities to throw shit at people and come off as the bigger man.

What's this obsessions with "size of e penis"? Is this just him coping with being remember as "the guy who is bad at videogames, and jacked off"?

Phil cycle of things is to be snide/toxic towards others, get called out for it, feign ignorance and cry victim.

Edit: also I have heard the game is broken technically and gameplay wise...with mechanics not working the way they should. So it's not just an isolated incident.

Max actually played Calipso or w/e on "Medium security" or "Normal" and still got his shit pushed in by the games admittedly non friendly camera. Unless stealth is the name of the game then there's just no way lil piggy is gonna make it through mobs of enemies without a massive bitchfest.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You always say what I was gonna say before I can.
His thin-skin about the game difficulty shit is absolutely because of his e-penis.
He loves to ack like everybody else has the ego but it's 100% him projecting. Just look at him shitting on other Let's Players for sucking, to defend himself.
He cries like a baby bitch in every single competitive game he plays. Even ones he's never even remotely been good at (eg FPS games). Zero self-awareness.

Its the same for action RPGs. After finishing the FF7 remake, I looked back on the TIHYDP, and holy fuck, he sucked. He died to trash mobs. Fucking trash mobs! In a game that was basically a movie.

What's worse is that he has actually deluded himself into thinking he's good at most game genres just because he's played them (and sucked at them) for more than 10 years, when in reality he's somehow become worse at every single genre of games he's played. In FPS games he still walks around aiming his gun at the ground or at crotch level, something most complete newbies at competitive online FPS games consciously fix a month into playing their first ever FPS. For Elden Ring before the game came out he had multiple navel gazing sessions on the Copecast where he sucked himself off for being such a Souls game OG and a true master of the games, yet he's had the most deaths relative to game length of all Soulslikes he's played despite being handheld the most. It also crowned Melania as the new detractor video game character Hall of Fame Souls queen because she killed him over 100 times. While playing Yakuza 7 there were multiple autofellatio sessions where he bragged about how good at JRPGs he is, meanwhile he fucking ragequit Purse Owner 3 on easy difficulty and in Yakuza 7 he RQ the second challenge dungeon after he grinded for a month (he also did it wrong btw, leave it to Phail to grind the wrong way in a JRPG) only to get one-shot by a mage-type enemy which he let buff itself. Plus he had zero characters in the active party who were healers (a must in that dungeon) because only the 2 female characters can learn to switch to the healer class and DSP hates video game women.

 

[JimiHendrix]

think it's also important to note that the only thing phil cares about is winning. it doesn't matter how he wins. it doesn't matter how long it takes for him to win. if he won then he can't be doing that bad.

800 deaths in elden ring? still beat elden ring.

had to use 4 golden revive orbs in a row to beat Vergil on normal difficulty? still beat vergil.

think that'll clear up some confusion for you kids on the whole "how can he say he isn't bad at games when he plays like dogshit" because he's still finishing the games and that's the only metric phil cares to use. man spent almost THREE HOURS on Sigrun in God of War on normal difficulty, still beat her tho, so he ignores the 3 hours he spent on it.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

think it's also important to note that the only thing phil cares about is winning. it doesn't matter how he wins. it doesn't matter how long it takes for him to win. if he won then he can't be doing that bad.

800 deaths in elden ring? still beat elden ring.

had to use 4 golden revive orbs in a row to beat Vergil on normal difficulty? still beat vergil.

think that'll clear up some confusion you for kids on the whole "how can he say he isn't bad at games when he plays like dogshit" because he's still finishing the games and that's the only metric phil cares to use. man spent almost THREE HOURS on Sigrun in God of War on normal difficulty, still beat her tho, so he ignores the 3 hours he spent on it.

Yeah I had that on my mind as well for how he would think this way.

It must really bother him that no one: believes him, agrees or cares at all. It's just obnoxious to hear a 40 year old trying to brag about beating videogames and him using all the immature plays in the book to make himself feel better like now where he's passively making remarks about those other gamers/journalist hatin the game because its too haaaard .

The fact it's Phil of all people too, still holding onto that 4th place Evo shit. Now I can get behind being good at a competitive eatsport game like that, but he doesn't compete with everyone else. He's too busy telling a Zelda enemy to eat his ass and take it bitch, WOOO, very nice.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Yeah I had that on my mind as well for how he would think this way.

It must really bothers him that no one: believes him, disagrees or cares at all. It's just obnoxious to hear a 40 year old trying to brag about beating videogames and him using all the immature plays in the book to make himself feel better like now where he's passively making remarks about those other gamers hatin the game because its too haaaard .

it's the reason why fatboy refuses to play on hard, because by his own metric, as long as he beats the game, he can't be that bad.

but he knows if it's on hard he can't beat it.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Max actually played Calipso or w/e on "Medium security" or "Normal" and still got his shit pushed in by the games admittedly non friendly camera. Unless stealth is the name of the game then there's just no way lil piggy is gonna make it through mobs of enemies without a massive bitchfest.

I made an assumption and now look like a bozo, but you caught my bullshit and fixed it lmao.

Heard the game is pretty forgiving as the game goes on, so I don't see piggy having too much of an issue, unless he gets tired of the game, and tries sprinting through a level like he did with The Evil Within.

Don't see the excitement for the game though, but maybe for people who enjoyed Dead Space it's good.

 

[myone]

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He is so mad about the playing on easy shit wow
Big ups @Poems_Future for clipping this.

This is an amazing clip: "Red alert!!! DEFCON 1! DSPs gamer cred is under attack! What about my legacy? One of the best gamers of the country!"

Just further cements how much he hates TIHYDP, he just changed his rhetoric because it was a dead giveaway. If trolls really want to get under Phil's skin they just have to make him look like an idiot gamer - not hard.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

What's this obsessions with "size of e penis"? Is this just him coping with being remember as "the guy who is bad at videogames, and jacked off"?

He always describes himself when talking about people concerned with the "size of their e penis". Why? Let's look at the fact:

-Fat fuck -> smaller dick
-Alcoholic -> whisky dick
-Gout -> ED

He knows we are all aware of his shriveled pig tail.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I made an assumption and now look like a bozo, but you caught my bullshit and fixed it lmao.

Heard the game is pretty forgiving as the game goes on, so I don't see piggy having too much of an issue, unless he gets tired of the game, and tries sprinting through a level like he did with The Evil Within.

Don't see the excitement for the game though, but maybe for people who enjoyed Dead Space it's good.

DSPgaming went the contrarian route, just like he did with Gotham Knights. He seems to be under the impression that the gamers don't like it is because they think its hard or something.

He's been attacking the faceless crowd that have gave it bad reviews, quit the game, or gave their 30 minute youtube video critiques on it CONSTANTLY today. Phil is set on a very biased and very very subjective opinion of the game. Extremely petty.

It has it's problems, he just hasn't got to the point where the game gets more difficult. Though, the meat of the game does not change at all which can be a critique itself. He also made it a point about the checkpoints being bad.

So yeah he will pound his smug, gamer-cred chest until the game ramps up in difficulty and he starts getting pissed off.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

What exactly did Panda mean by this? Lol.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So how much did the hawt new release make him, excluding the obvious whale socks?

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

So how much did the hawt new release make him, excluding the obvious whale socks?

First stream $151, $50 from a single pig
Second stream $65, $50 from a single pig

You can obviously see its all organic and natural.

 

[laetiporus cincinnatus]

"The Guy" got brought up yet again by another big YouTuber recently, with his incident being compared to a fashion brand "accidentally" uploading bizarre ads with children posing next to BDSM toys, who then tried to deflect by blaming the marketing company that directly worked under the brand's supervision to produce these advertisements.

Link to the timestamped video