Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%

  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%

  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%

  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%
  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Props to her mom for calling out her fake accent. I’ve wondered if she’s trying to lean into the “Southern Cat Lady” identity or if there’s a southerner on TikTok she’s trying to ape. Maybe she’s channeling one of her Cherokee Witch ancestors. Truly impossible to say.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
Polissa discusses the fake accent! Claims ol mom called her ass out, blames sickness and neurodivergence (both autism and ADHD)


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(she really put banjo in the background omg)

Hey y'all! How are you doing today? I'm doing pretty good! My mama just made me think and give me a bunch of laughs! She called me out, y'all! My mama called me out, and she's like "what is this accent that you were using?" And I want to explain something.

*deep breath* So neurodivergent people- autism, ADHD- tend to be people pleasers, right? And I really had to think this through [uh huh] because- and put together a bunch of stuff in my head that I'd heard from other people [uh huh] and this is making sense so much right now.

*deep breath* Um! *long pause* We tend to be people pleasers and in that we like to give a voice that people would like to hear, to make us more palpable. Now in my case, I don't intentionally do it. I, I'm half the time not even aware I'm doing it. And my mom's like "you always sounded more northern, and all these videos you sound like a southern belle!" And I'm like [laugh] good lord! And I'm like the more I try not to do this accent- this southern accent- the worse it gets!

*deep breath* And when I'm sick there's another thing to it. I've been sick for a month. Y'all, like it has been a month of my voice just hating me and my voice *deep breath* I have to force so much air past my vocal cords right now just to get sound out. I swear it makes my sounds even more longer and drawn out and more southern. So that's why in some videos I don't sound as southern as I do [uh huh] and others like if it is literally my brain and me are having *deep breath* an argument over *scoffs* how I should sound! Me trying to control that, I have control issues with how loud and how soft I get anyways when I speak. I jumble my words constantly. My, my husband calls me the White Zebba, you know from CSI? Yeah, yeah, I say some really funny mixed up sayings.

Anyways, *laughs* I hope that clarifies some things for y'all. If you've noticed over the video sometimes I sound more southern, sometimes I sound more northern, sometimes I don't even know what it is I sound like! *snickers*

Oh, anyways, so shout out to my mama, hi mama *giggles* Thanks for busting my chops over it and giving me a good TikTok video to have a chuckle over. *deep breath* I'll talk to y'all later, bye babies!

(I think it really was mom because if it was because of our recent discussion she would not be as jovial as she is in this)
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That's a long way to say "I faked my accent to get people to sit through my boring droning videos."
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
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I understand that this is not an easy decision, nor one that should be made lightly.

*sighs* My suggestions would be to make a pros and cons list. Write down every single con, every single fear you have about this process. *deep breath* And then, uh, pros list. Put out all your dreams, what do you want your life to look at, look like. Put it on paper, so you can see it. Don't let it sit and run around free in your mind because that's just gonna make it worse.

Not everybody has bad experiences with Job Corps. Apparently your girlfriend [sic] did have a good experience and that's great. I'm glad she had a wonderful experience. See, there are good things like the trips they take you on [ding ding ding]. They take you to see the movies, and they take you to play putt putt and bowling and sometimes. *sputters* The place I was at, because we were so close to the Orpheum Theater in Memphis, they took us to see the ballet and they took us to see an opera. I mean, those were wonderful life core memories that I will cherish for the rest of my life!

*long pause* *deep breath* I will also give the suggestion that it is something that you don't want to go forward with, *deep breath* look into GED courses or high school classes, if that's what you need. Or even look into trade classes locally. A lot of times those classes are free to you, just like they are at Job Corps. I know here in Alabama, very close to us, the, um, the community college has those trade classes for free. So that is an option. Now if you have any other questions, feel free to ask. I'll be more than happy to answer any questions you have.

*deep sigh* I don't want you to be discouraged! And I really hope this video helps you make your decision! Alright, now!
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Basically, Princess Fiona's "hot take" on joining the job corps:

First, she says some nonsense about some school project she had to do 15 years ago.

Next - "Y'all can make cherished memories there. y'all'l get to go to putt-putt golf, and movies, and bowlin'. OH! And the time they took us to the ballet, that was wonderful!! But, nah! Fuck them thar job corps. Do somethin" else. Now, y'all let me know if'n y'all got anymore questions, ya hear?"

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I imagine she is against it because in between all the fun and frivolity, they were focusing on helping her learn how to navigate life without waiting for a handout.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
Autists are the opposite of people pleasers. They don't know what to do to please. That's what makes them autistic. WTF?
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If autists were people pleasers, a good 85% of KF wouldn’t exist. Hell, KF itself wouldn’t exist. Higher functioning autists may learn social cues as they get older, but still do their thing.

It’s so clear that Polissa wants to be seen as a quirky interesting girl by appropriating autism. Which I frankly find insulting. She’s neurodivergent, but it’s not the “fun” aspie diagnosis she wishes she had. She’s a cluster b mess that refuses to even take care of her severe ADHD, let alone her animal hoard.


FarmerKhourtney said:
But will she stop doing the fake accent? Because I can’t sit through more fake accent to find out
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I wish, but doubt it. She already made cop out excuses to justify it like “when I try not to sound like fat Blanche it happens anyway!” RIP my ears and brain cells. I should be entitled to hazard pay.

Frog The Dry Socket said:
Basically, Princess Fiona's "hot take" on joining the job corps:

First, she says some nonsense about some school project she had to do 15 years ago.

Next - "Y'all can make cherished memories there. y'all'l get to go to putt-putt golf, and movies, and bowlin'. OH! And the time they took us to the ballet, that was wonderful!! But, nah! Fuck them thar job corps. Do somethin" else. Now, y'all let me know if'n y'all got anymore questions, ya hear?"

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I imagine she is against it because in between all the fun and frivolity, they were focusing on helping her learn how to navigate life without waiting for a handout.
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She sure had such fond memories of doing putt putt when you’d think nearly dying multiple times would’ve completely turned her off to anyone doing Job Corps.

That floor buffer story is such bullshit. It has multiple holes as big as the hole in Polissa’s foot. That alone or the medication mix up would be enough trauma for someone to be traumatized at the thought of Job Corps.

Pissa posted two random pointless TikToks while I slept. Also a political response one, but the last one I clicked began with her squealing like a stuck pig and the memory is too fresh and I’m afraid to click on it. But just from the hover option it seems like another “watch a guy talk and nod/shake your head” one. Pass.

I don’t know why but Polly was very happy to be a woman last night (audio is soundbite)





This one is to a cover of my girl Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman” but it’s more historical filter slideshow shit. Not as funny as the Vivaldi one, but delusional gender euphoria night continued all the same




These fluff vids are the equivalent of a memory I just unlocked. My Kindergarten teacher would let us choose trinkets from her “treasure chest” when we showed off our art or stories to the class. I got greedy one day. Really wanted something I had spotted in the treasure chest last time I was there but had no idea what to make! So what I did was “write” some very half ass story that was more a stack of one word cue cards then anything. I showed this to the class. Teacher responded: “that’s a nice story. I’m afraid you don’t get to go to the treasure chest today, however. It needs a little more work.”

So my thoughts about this clear padding: cool vid. You don’t get shit. Except my mockery, that is.
 
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Polissa attended the Yule festival, Renaissance Faire headband on her head. We also got our first onscreen appearance of Joh!

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Polissa: Y’all, it’s Yule here in Tuscumbia! [it’s not Yule anywhere dumbass] Let’s see what we can get into!

*Joh comes from behind*

Polissa: This is my hubby! Say hi Josh!

Josh: Hi Josh

Polissa: *giggles*

I swear, Polly chose an even worse fake Southern accent to fuck with me her loyal viewers

I am anticipating more footage of her actually attending the festival, but we’ll see. At the very least I think we’ll get something on Facebook or Twitter tomorrow.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
Polissa attended the Yule festival, Renaissance Faire headband on her head. We also got our first onscreen appearance of Joh!

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Polissa: Y’all, it’s Yule here in Tuscumbia! [it’s not Yule anywhere dumbass] Let’s see what we can get into!

*Joh comes from behind*

Polissa: This is my hubby! Say hi Josh!

Josh: Hi Josh

Polissa: *giggles*

I swear, Polly chose an even worse fake Southern accent to fuck with me her loyal viewers

I am anticipating more footage of her actually attending the festival, but we’ll see. At the very least I think we’ll get something on Facebook or Twitter tomorrow.
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Is it me or are his eyes all pupil?
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
If autists were people pleasers, a good 85% of KF wouldn’t exist. Hell, KF itself wouldn’t exist. Higher functioning autists may learn social cues as they get older, but still do their thing.

It’s so clear that Polissa wants to be seen as a quirky interesting girl by appropriating autism. Which I frankly find insulting. She’s neurodivergent, but it’s not the “fun” aspie diagnosis she wishes she had. She’s a cluster b mess that refuses to even take care of her severe ADHD, let alone her animal hoard.
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I'll never understand how autism became the scapegoat over cluster B. None of them even have traits (can't think of a death fat that fits, they are all loud, entitled, and incapable of taking responsibility.. ok, maybe Sarah because she has no concept of how absurd she is). There's a reason the whole "self DX is valid" movement is around, and it's a wave of angry BPD/narcs desperate to relabel to something they can claim isn't their fault. There's plenty of autism in the extreme cringe variety of cow, but the social obliviousness that comes with grandiosity? Nah. People like Polly sure love that neurodiversity talk, though, because to them it means they just "are as God made me" and get a pass. Meanwhile, permanent and untreatable with ASD doesn't mean patients can't and won't work their asses off and compensate and cope.

People pleasing is actually really common with ASD patients (with closer to normal IQ). Like said above, can't tell who to please or often how, so they end up just trying to please everybody all the time. You'd be surprised the patients you see that just grovel and hide and apologize until they essentially disappear, which is why it's extra hilarious to see one of these attention seeking histrionic nightmares calling themselves autistic.

I agree, she's an untamed ADHD nightmare. Sucks that her comorbidity is defined by seeing nothing wrong with her, because she excludes the possibility of improvement with treatment. Doesn't matter, she doesn't want to improve. For her type, conditions are like collectables to put in a glass case and point to anytime someone tells her to be better.
 
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Princess Fiona Polly added more Yule festival vids.

First is her “meeting” the Krampus




Hey y’all! I found Krampus! This is what the city of Tuscumbia was up in arms about! This is the seven foot tall Krampus that they were pitchin’ a fit over!

(It’s Santa with horns and chains. It’s not even black or has a long tongue like most depictions I’ve seen.)

Next is literally just this sign and fifteen seconds of Christmas music. I have no idea why this wasn’t part of a vlog versus its own thing. More padding, I guess.




Finally, Polissa revealing she bought crystals at the festival




Polissa: Hey y’all! *giggles* So I uh, might’ve spend a small amount on some, some beautiful gemstones—

Josh: She’s spoiled rotten! Spoiled frickin’ rotten!

Polissa: *giggles*
 
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Josh: We live in soul-crushing poverty.
Also Josh: My wife is spoiled.

Pick a lane, Josh.

And, yeah, Gomez is never going to the vet. Polissa and Josh are the type of people who use their tax returns to buy TVs instead of pay bills. If they have to choose between wants and needs, they’ll choose wants every time.
 
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Breadbear said:
Well, at least we know where the insurance money went. Not to her animals.
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Good luck getting insured.

Eta: 13:03 my time. 6am her time.
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How about you use your crystal money, fatass?? If you're so spoiled, surely you have enough money coming in to buy some of that wish list shit. What a fucking idiot.
 
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