Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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My cravat doesn't flutter said:
Can we get this added to the OP? Seems more practical than having to repost the list every time he gets another sponsor - which seems to happen about once every 5 minutes these days.
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i would like to remind the masses that any troon who has actual dysphoria and discomfort about having male genitals (and hell, even drag queens and crossdressers) can easily tuck for a flat crotch. there is no excuse for this, dylan. even the sexual deviants still have one above you.
 
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I recently watched Isaac Uncooked's video on YouTube about his response to Dylan and it got me thinking. In the video, he explains how HRT is not going to give Dylan all the results he seems to really want (your hips will never round out, fuck off) and that in Isaac's experience with playing with hormones, depression is likely somewhere in his future. There's no way this unrealistic and continuously bubbly personality is going to stay intact, and anyone who has dealt with depression would probably agree that smiling through it seems to make it feel worse.

Dylan has apparently documented almost every inch of his journey. Is anything private or sacred with him at this point? When you let so many people in like he does, you've basically surrendered privacy altogether. We know about his obsession with tampons, his odd lack of dysphoria concerning his genitals, how he eats like shit (likely a large component of why he looks like shit) and even what the ins inside of and outside of his house looks like. When you go so far up, the only way to go is down. This it all seems like a very volatile spot he's put himself in. Combine that with how fame on the internet is an incredibly fickle thing, and my guess is there will be plenty to document if we give it time.
 
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Derpy Cat said:
I recently watched Isaac Uncooked's video on YouTube about his response to Dylan and it got me thinking. In the video, he explains how HRT is not going to give Dylan all the results he seems to really want (your hips will never round out, fuck off) and that in Isaac's experience with playing with hormones, depression is likely somewhere in his future. There's no way this unrealistic and continuously bubbly personality is going to stay intact, and anyone who has dealt with depression would probably agree that smiling through it seems to make it feel worse.

Dylan has apparently documented almost every inch of his journey. Is anything private or sacred with him at this point? When you let so many people in like he does, you've basically surrendered privacy altogether. We know about his obsession with tampons, his odd lack of dysphoria concerning his genitals, how he eats like shit (likely a large component of why he looks like shit) and even what the ins inside of and outside of his house looks like. When you go so far up, the only way to go is down. This it all seems like a very volatile spot he's put himself in. Combine that with how fame on the internet is an incredibly fickle thing, and my guess is there will be plenty to document if we give it time.
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Does Dylan have any friends? Like genuine, real friends outside of the influencer sphere? Does he have any kinds of support network to lean on with his wobbly mental state? Someone's gotta be behind the camera occasionally, sure, but that's about it. To my knowledge, we haven't seen him interact with another human in Bora Bora (other than the waiter he forced to film him). He seems very isolated.
 
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My cravat doesn't flutter said:
To my knowledge, we haven't seen him interact with another human in Bora Bora (other than the waiter he forced to film him). He seems very isolated.
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This has been bugging me since the bread video. I kept listening for a laugh in the background or waiting for someone to walk on camera. Then “we” go swimming with him. His eyes never break from the camera except to acknowledge what seems to be random person in the distance. Bringing the fucking bread with him was such a cry for attention. Somebody notice me! Laugh! Poor woman was trying to sort out how a carnie could afford a room like that.

Then out comes the tripod…

And I know that influencers talk to their fan base in a direct and personable way so the fans feel like they’re in the in-crowd, but Dylan is starting to come off at desperate. It almost feels like he’s trying to convince himself that someone else is there having fun with him in Bora Bora.
 
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My cravat doesn't flutter said:
Does Dylan have any friends? Like genuine, real friends outside of the influencer sphere? Does he have any kinds of support network to lean on with his wobbly mental state? Someone's gotta be behind the camera occasionally, sure, but that's about it. To my knowledge, we haven't seen him interact with another human in Bora Bora (other than the waiter he forced to film him). He seems very isolated.
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It always looks like there’s a whole camera crew and post-production team working on Dylan’s “candid video selfies” even from the early days, which makes his “journey” look and feel even more fraudulent and inauthentic. He needs drop the “days off…” gimmick already because his original brand concept has long since derailed. I wonder how much of his current video is are actually commissioned, written, and produced by CAA.
 
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"mergEWRD I CAN'T EVEN!"

lol girl shuttup. Bora Bora thrives off the tourism industry. It would be just another isolated crumbling island without it.
How does Dylan going to Bora Bora take away your opportunity to do the same? Do they screen if passengers are whiny tiktok bitches before letting them onto the plane or something?

This rant almost makes Dylan look like the more sane and tolerable person to be around. Almost.
 
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Derpy Cat said:
I recently watched Isaac Uncooked's video on YouTube about his response to Dylan and it got me thinking. In the video, he explains how HRT is not going to give Dylan all the results he seems to really want (your hips will never round out, fuck off) and that in Isaac's experience with playing with hormones, depression is likely somewhere in his future. There's no way this unrealistic and continuously bubbly personality is going to stay intact, and anyone who has dealt with depression would probably agree that smiling through it seems to make it feel worse.

Dylan has apparently documented almost every inch of his journey. Is anything private or sacred with him at this point? When you let so many people in like he does, you've basically surrendered privacy altogether. We know about his obsession with tampons, his odd lack of dysphoria concerning his genitals, how he eats like shit (likely a large component of why he looks like shit) and even what the ins inside of and outside of his house looks like. When you go so far up, the only way to go is down. This it all seems like a very volatile spot he's put himself in. Combine that with how fame on the internet is an incredibly fickle thing, and my guess is there will be plenty to document if we give it time.
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there's no way dylan is getting any tits beyond a B cup (if he's lucky) unless he gains weight or has a boob job (which ngl i can see happening, he's had lip filler), im not so sure the whole euphoria surrounding his tits will last long once he realizes they'll never be, well, naturally big. not that all women have big tits or a shapely body but yk that's what dylan probably sees as an important hallmark of being a woman (very few actual normal women look like the hollywood hourglass figure... but dylan doesn't want to be a normal woman, he wants to be audrey hepburn or someone. automatically setting yourself up for failure if you're not even a woman to begin with then suddenly you turn around and try to transition into a dainty teenage girl, he's striving for an ideal he'll never be)
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American woman in distress and crying because Dylan booked a trip to Bora Bora and she can't afford a trip to "her home". You are NOT BEING INTERSECTIONAL, Dylan! Give that huwhite woman your ticket!


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i absolutely knew this would happen sooner or later like i was just waiting for it to happen bahaha. not surprised it's about this specifically, him being able to afford going there shows just how out of touch with the average tiktok users and flaunting his lifestyle is going to keep biting him on the ass because eat the rich, remember lol? and he can't resist showing it so he's going to keep proding bears. i doubt he'll respond to this and just ignore it though, but it shows some cracks are starting to show to the usual tiktok crowd in his squeaky clean wholesome image... you can be as trans as you want dylan but you're still white & therefore fallible to this audience lol

anybody who betted on racism being his first strike to his audience i guess the people who betted on fatphobia or grooming now owe you twenty bucks
 
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there's no way dylan is getting any tits beyond a B cup (if he's lucky) unless he gains weight or has a boob job (which ngl i can see happening, he's had lip filler), im not so sure the whole euphoria surrounding his tits will last long once he realizes they'll never be, well, naturally big. not that all women have big tits or a shapely body but yk that's what dylan probably sees as an important hallmark of being a woman (very few actual normal women look like the hollywood hourglass figure... but dylan doesn't want to be a normal woman, he wants to be audrey hepburn or someone. automatically setting yourself up for failure if you're not even a woman to begin with then suddenly you turn around and try to transition into a dainty teenage girl, he's striving for an ideal he'll never be)

i absolutely knew this would happen sooner or later like i was just waiting for it to happen bahaha. not surprised it's about this specifically, him being able to afford going there shows just how out of touch with the average tiktok users and flaunting his lifestyle is going to keep biting him on the ass because eat the rich, remember lol? and he can't resist showing it so he's going to keep proding bears. i doubt he'll respond to this and just ignore it though, but it shows some cracks are starting to show to the usual tiktok crowd in his squeaky clean wholesome image... you can be as trans as you want dylan but you're still white & therefore fallible to this audience lol

anybody who betted on racism being his first strike to his audience i guess the people who betted on fatphobia or grooming now owe you twenty bucks
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Yeah, these guys don't understand that trooning out doesn't change your fucking bone structure. If you were a hulking refrigerator before, you'll be one after HRT. Same for if you were a stick. They'll grow moobs but typically, it's not beyond a cup size or two, unless they get fat in the process. And the moobs they do grow look nothing like natural boobs, even with the best pushup bra.
 
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Derpy Cat said:
I recently watched Isaac Uncooked's video on YouTube about his response to Dylan and it got me thinking. In the video, he explains how HRT is not going to give Dylan all the results he seems to really want (your hips will never round out, fuck off) and that in Isaac's experience with playing with hormones, depression is likely somewhere in his future. There's no way this unrealistic and continuously bubbly personality is going to stay intact, and anyone who has dealt with depression would probably agree that smiling through it seems to make it feel worse.

Dylan has apparently documented almost every inch of his journey. Is anything private or sacred with him at this point? When you let so many people in like he does, you've basically surrendered privacy altogether. We know about his obsession with tampons, his odd lack of dysphoria concerning his genitals, how he eats like shit (likely a large component of why he looks like shit) and even what the ins inside of and outside of his house looks like. When you go so far up, the only way to go is down. This it all seems like a very volatile spot he's put himself in. Combine that with how fame on the internet is an incredibly fickle thing, and my guess is there will be plenty to document if we give it time.
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I don't think Dylan wants hips or curves beyond a-b cup boobies. He likes being the slender femme ideal and dressing up girlish. He's "trans" in the sense of "I'm a girl! Watch me be a girl!", not "I believe I am a woman incorrectly assigned the wrong sex at birth and I am on a mission to correct that egregious error."
 
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