Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Autphag]

Seriously, what's the point of all those hormones? Does it really matter how feminine you look if you smell like shit, your hair is so bad it needs to be cut off before you could fix it, you have horrible breath and rotting teeth, and your complexion is horrifying?

>based on a video from 5 months ago.
Lol

 

[VLAD]

>based on a video from 5 months ago.
Lol

Then what do you look like now? Post pics.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

>based on a video from 5 months ago.
Lol

No no, based on simple logic.
You haven't showered in a month, thus, you smell like shit.
You don't brush your teeth, thus, your breath is like death and your teeth are rotting.
You don't wash your hair, thus, it's a stringy disgusting mess.
You don't clean your skin, thus, it's a pockmarked, acne-riddled horror show.
Why would a video from 5 months ago not be valid if you've not really cleaned yourself much since? You wanna upload a photo right now and prove me a liar? Go mad, little buddy, I'll wait.

 

[Autphag]

No no, based on simple logic.
You haven't showered in a month, thus, you smell like shit.
You don't brush your teeth, thus, your breath is like death and your teeth are rotting.
You don't wash your hair, thus, it's a stringy disgusting mess.
You don't clean your skin, thus, it's a pockmarked, acne-riddled horror show.
Why would a video from 5 months ago not be valid if you've not really cleaned yourself much since? You wanna upload a photo right now and prove me a liar? Go mad, little buddy, I'll wait.

I shall offer one tomorrow. Granted a minimal degree of these flaws exist, but nothing to the extent of the hyperbole you've been concocting. In any case, it'd go to attest to my genetic superiority that, despite all of the above, I remain relatively clean-looking.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I shall offer one tomorrow. Granted a minimal degree of these flaws exist, but nothing to the extent of the hyperbole you've been concocting. In any case, it'd go to attest to my genetic superiority that, despite all of the above, I remain relatively clean-looking.

No no, motherfucker, you show one now, not after you've had a chance to hurriedly clean yourself up so you can pretend that you're not a freakshow on the daily.
Your genetic superiority? Kiddo, we've already seen what you look like. You're a fucking zombie. No wonder you're a shut-in, they'd likely kick you out of any building you tried to enter.

 

[Autphag]

No no, motherfucker, you show one now, not after you've had a chance to hurriedly clean yourself up so you can pretend that you're not a freakshow on the daily.
Your genetic superiority? Kiddo, we've already seen what you look like. You're a fucking zombie. No wonder you're a shut-in, they'd likely kick you out of any building you tried to enter.

You know in the assurance that I'm a lazy fuck that it would take far longer than one measly day to clean up in any meaningful way. No, we shall conduct this reliable test of genetic superiority the Aspergian way.

 

[VLAD]

You know in the assurance that I'm a lazy fuck that it would take far longer than one measly day to clean up in any meaningful way. No, we shall conduct this reliable test of genetic superiority the Aspergian way.

You don't have to post a full pic of your face right now. We can save that for tomorrow.

Just post your dick.

 

[Autphag]

You don't have to post a full pic of your face right now. We can save that for tomorrow.

Just post your dick.

no

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

You know in the assurance that I'm a lazy fuck that it would take far longer than one measly day to clean up in any meaningful way. No, we shall conduct this reliable test of genetic superiority the Aspergian way.

For those who don't speak Aut, lemme translate that for ya:
"Shit, shit! I've been called out and need at least 24 hours to scrub the horrible off myself. Better stall for time, then try to posture as best I can."
Jesus, this makes my skin crawl.
I was actually joking when I said it yesterday, but I'm serious now, Aut: Shave your head. Please. I can only imagine what kind of shit you must be carrying around in there, and there's really nothing to do at this point but just burn it and start over.

 

[Autphag]

I was actually joking when I said it yesterday, but I'm serious now, Aut: Shave your head. Please. I can only imagine what kind of shit you must be carrying around in there, and there's really nothing to do at this point but just burn it and start over.

That is a troll. No.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

That is a troll. No.

It really, really isn't, bud. Your hair is not alive, and does not clean itself. You need to get rid of it.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Don't rate @Autphag a-log guys it hurts his feelings

 

[HickoryDickory]

...this is just sad. Why don't you love yourself, @Autphag?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Is this dude seriously trying to act superior over smelling like the inside of a year-old cumsock? Goddamn.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I very occasionally swig mouthwash and that's the extent I vest any effort into dental care.

You should brush your teeth more because cavities can lead to brain infections if untreated

 

[AnOminous]

I shall offer one tomorrow.

Lol, you're so filthy and disgusting it will take you nearly 24 hours straight of cleaning up before you even look less repulsive than in that 5 month old video. You must have gotten even worse since then.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

...this is just sad. Why don't you love yourself, @Autphag?

Right? Like, I want to make fun of him, but I'm actually legitimately concerned now. This kinda thing can make people seriously ill.

 

[VLAD]

You should brush your teeth more because cavities can lead to brain infections if untreated

Well, that explains a lot.

 

[Enig]

You know in the assurance that I'm a lazy fuck that it would take far longer than one measly day to clean up in any meaningful way. No, we shall conduct this reliable test of genetic superiority the Aspergian way.

By screeching loudly, doing massive hits off of hormones, ranting about Juche in a supermarket in front of the prole alcohol coolers, and textwalling for seven hours before you get arrested or sent to another psych ward? Lovely standoff, Chris.

 

[Vitriol]

I dearly hope your source was not negi. After all it would be completely unlike a sociopathic scot to have one agent stay close by you while you isolate your other followers. I doubt there is anyone you rely on more right now. That is a hell of a weakness oh mighty lord of aspergia.

But I'm sure you have that covered.

Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!