Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

how much are "torque wheelers" cars anyway, and can they be seized to cover debt? he can't claim need to use them for his job or anything, he gets paid by pedophiles to sit around all day and write shitty sci fi
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
I wanted to write a bigass post about Fatrick, but I'm sorry. After he got parental rights taken from him, his wife left him for his much better friend who then proceeded to raise his daughter correct, there's just nothing I can say that will make the situation any funnier.
He literally only has Twitter at this point, and that ship is sailing to new lands with him on it whether he likes it or not.
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Today I read a story about a little girl in Wisconsin who was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer. The article mentioned how a woman from near Milwaukee with the last name "Tomlinson" is helping organize the child's last birthday celebration- parade, disney character, etc. For a moment I wondered if Sharon Tomlinson might be related to Pat?

I realized it was impossible because, if she were, he would inevitably be posting about it on twitter to try and score a few likes off the situation because that's the only value it would have to him.

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Apteryx Owenii said:
Today I read a story about a little girl in Wisconsin who was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer. The article mentioned how a woman from near Milwaukee with the last name "Tomlinson" is helping organize the child's last birthday celebration- parade, disney character, etc. For a moment I wondered if Sharon Tomlinson might be related to Pat?

I realized it was impossible because if she were, he would inevitably be posting about it on twitter to try and score a few likes off the situation because that's the only value it would have to him.

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He can get a like from Offals with that tweet heh.
 
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moocow said:
Conversely, there's only so much noise one creditor can make to try to coax a trustee (or judge) to actually wake up and pay attention. To them, he's just another creditor.


True. Why hasn't Quasi already done this? He doesn't need to wait for a failed bankruptcy attempt to start that ball rolling. Granted, filing for bankruptcy immediately stays all collection litigation and related activity, but really the only thing waiting does for Quasi is stack up more interest onto the debt that -- at this moment -- is entirely "uncapitalized gains."
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I think the debt caps out at $40,000, so Quasi is waiting for that point before collecting what he's owed. After all, if you're going to collect, why collect all you can? (Pests can correct me if I'm wrong about this.)

You're also forgetting that Quasi has a lien on Patrick's house, which complicates matters more. The lien Quasi has is known as a "judicial lien." This means if Patrick won't pay what he owes, Quasi can seize the house. If Patrick can't pay (i.e. he really is bankrupt) then normal bankruptcy laws apply and the house remains in Patty's possession.

If Quasi really does intend to collect, he needs to start investigating what Patrick actually does for a living, and how much Patrick makes annually. This will help him know if Patrick really is bankrupt, or if he's lying to try and get out of paying Quasi.
 
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Wodanaz said:
how much are "torque wheelers" cars anyway, and can they be seized to cover debt? he can't claim need to use them for his job or anything, he gets paid by pedophiles to sit around all day and write shitty sci fi
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Susan the V6 Bullitt Mustang is worth fuckall and protected from being seized in bankruptcy procedings since that shitwagon is Fatrick's primary vehicle. The motorcycle the gay virgin Fatrick vandalized with a sharpie is fair game though.
 
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Seizure is pointless with Pat, he's got nothing worth taking. I've seen debtors incur more debt post seizure through fees alone. As has been stated numerous times, sadly his most valuable possessions are probably his V6 and bike. The bike might be a goer, but what's the point. Cap out and collect.
 
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moocow said:
True. Why hasn't Quasi already done this? He doesn't need to wait for a failed bankruptcy attempt to start that ball rolling. Granted, filing for bankruptcy immediately stays all collection litigation and related activity, but really the only thing waiting does for Quasi is stack up more interest onto the debt that -- at this moment -- is entirely "uncapitalized gains."
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Because the judicial system is excruciatingly slow. You don't just go seizing property when you don't know where he may have his money. If Quasi ran straight to the sheriffs and demanded they seized Fat's car, unopened home gym and sissy guns only to miss out on a savings account that Nikki's mother had set up back when there was still hope of having grandchildren, then Quasi would have wasted both his and the sheriff's time, and probably not collected as much as he could have.

We don't know what Quasi's lawyer is doing to collect, we don't know if there are legal obstacles they've run into, we don't know if the courts are still backed up due to corona. Predicting the complete ruination of the pig would be premature, but so is doomposting.

Either way, Fat's situation is different than DSP's
 
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My impression from the OnA posts about it are that Quasi doesn’t welcome excessive speculation there so they mostly just focus on clowning on Patrick. It really is more fun and funnier than running various scenarios about court appearances that might never happen.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I think the debt caps out at $40,000, so Quasi is waiting for that point before collecting what he's owed. After all, if you're going to collect, why collect all you can? (Pests can correct me if I'm wrong about this.)

You're also forgetting that Quasi has a lien on Patrick's house, which complicates matters more. The lien Quasi has is known as a "judicial lien." This means if Patrick won't pay what he owes, Quasi can seize the house. If Patrick can't pay (i.e. he really is bankrupt) then normal bankruptcy laws apply and the house remains in Patty's possession.

If Quasi really does intend to collect, he needs to start investigating what Patrick actually does for a living, and how much Patrick makes annually. This will help him know if Patrick really is bankrupt, or if he's lying to try and get out of paying Quasi.
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Quasi's debt is not capped at anything. It accrues 10% interest non-compounded annually.

Also, Quasi cannot seize Patrick's house. What he could do is force a sale and pocket some of the money. Unfortunately while the the lawsuit was ongoing, Patrick refinanced the hovel, and now has next to zero equity. He probably did this intentionally knowing he was about to be handed a massive judgement. So if he were to sell it, almost all would go to the bank.
 
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ShinyStar said:
There's no way Fat will ever go the self-publishing route.
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Fatrick is stuck in autistic patterns, very confrontational and dumb, but a limited edition re-release of In The Black with alternate cover art by a renowned artist might mend some bridges and make some bank accounts quasi-fatter than Fat.

Have you considered extreme rehab @FROG?
 
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Boxcar Nikki looking less.. boxcary for once
I'm imagining Rick doing borat impression and then I remember he's fat
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Once the cold hits in the upper midwest all of the fatbodies that populate the place look skinnier because they are wearing bulky winter clothes.
I think piggy himself might be a bit too corpulent for this effect to work.
 
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grey area said:
As has been stated numerous times, sadly his most valuable possessions are probably his V6 and bike.
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There's also Niki's shit. Wisconsin is a community property state and therefore the marital estate, which is to say with few exceptions the property of both parties, can be levied upon to satisfy the judgment debt, regardless of whether Niki had anything to do with Fatty's misconduct.
 
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Helium Bubble said:
It's the same compulsion that makes them scream they'll move to Canada (not Mexico, mind you) if [Insert Designated Badman Here] wins an election. They never do it. It's a small child screaming because he can't have more ice cream.
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To be fair, the average person has no idea what the requirements are for a work visa and the average American doesn't recognize how absurdly cheap housing is, when compared to income, within the US compared to pretty much every other country on the planet.

Also, Canada is a fucking nightmare to deal with their border enforcement. If canucks were treated the same way at the US border as Americans are treated at the Canadian border, Trudeau would be crying to the UN human rights tribunal.

Not quitting Twitter, there is no fucking excuse. Just shit or get off the pot.
 
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