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Some old rug idk said:
I'm a discord mod on a nsfw hentai server, usually doing nothing but asking/providing sauce, posting lewds and stolen memes, banning spam bots and posting the grossest furry porn immaginable before tagging the other mod just because he's the only one to sperg out whenever I do it.
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I would imagine there are atleast one or two of them in the sea of mediocrity that they live in.
 
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Some old rug idk said:
I'm a discord mod on a nsfw hentai server, usually doing nothing but asking/providing sauce, posting lewds and stolen memes, banning spam bots and posting the grossest furry porn immaginable before tagging the other mod just because he's the only one to sperg out whenever I do it.
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You could have gotten rid of like 90% of this info and still get your point across
 
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CalmMoorhen said:
Latest attempt @I'm Just A Worm , how's this?

Silent twitter feed
Enemies circling you
Forty one near
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It’s kino, my friend. Unlike the washed Lucas.

It’s hard to be washed
Nobody watches me now.
Still, I have no penis.

I don’t like to bathe
I don’t like to stand up straight.
I’d rather groom children.

I have a hunchback,
because I am a eunuch.
That’s why I have kyphosis.

Look like Severus Snape
If Severus Snape had no dick,
and was very fat.
 
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Terffals said:
Haiku are great, but can I interest you in a limerick?

There was a tranny from London
Who once had a cock - now it’s undone.
So much coping and seething,
Yet we’re still unbelieving.
Lucas: a woman, you ain’t one.
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There once was a man from Ontario
Who chopped his balls off and said Cheerio!
He would give the world
to become a girl
But still he's the man from Ontario
 
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AnOminous said:
It really makes it irresistible when you realize he's literally coping and seething and going more and more blind as his pupils are dilating. You will never be a woman, Elliot. You will just be an increasingly blind male chink.
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Just one more type of dilation that causes him excrutiating pain.
Only cope and seethe are left for him.
 
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Some old rug idk said:
I'm a discord mod on a nsfw hentai server, usually doing nothing but asking/providing sauce, posting lewds and stolen memes, banning spam bots and posting the grossest furry porn immaginable before tagging the other mod just because he's the only one to sperg out whenever I do it.
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>he's a discord mod
>on a nsfw hentai server
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes porn he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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AnOminous said:
>he's a discord mod
>on a nsfw hentai server
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes porn he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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Genuinely funny
 
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AnOminous said:
>he's a discord mod
>on a nsfw hentai server
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes porn he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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and if he follows the incel to troon pipeline

he will never be a woman.
 
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No dick and no dignity,
You are saying Kiwifarms is still up --
now I must dilate

I am a nice person,
I will dox your entire family...
I'm still bald and seething

Lucas Roberts aka Keffals,
is fat and will never be a woman,
I will not have sex with him

Eunuch runs to Ireland,
lose fiancé and doxed in 2 hours
at least I have $100,000

Spado fears for his life,
runs from Canada to buttfuck Ireland
eat pizza under a street sign

Lucas John Roberts
fat and balding
sex I will not have with
 
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Some old rug idk said:
I'm a discord mod on a nsfw hentai server, usually doing nothing but asking/providing sauce, posting lewds and stolen memes, banning spam bots and posting the grossest furry porn immaginable before tagging the other mod just because he's the only one to sperg out whenever I do it.
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I come back from a 24 hour Skyrim bender, first time playing the game in like two years, and this is the first thing I see. Bruh not to derail the thread but please rethink your life choices.

EDIT: Typo and hit / instead of .
 
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