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[Jigglyjogglers]

Found it:

That's manipulative stuff, especially considering her obvious mental health issues.

Jesus fuck, he actually gaslighted her into being a SJW. Irony overload.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Jesus fuck, he actually gaslighted her into being a SJW. Irony overload.

I don't see how it's ironic, bullying people into believing their shit is literally their modus operandi

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I don't see how it's ironic, bullying people into believing their shit is literally their modus operandi

Because they're always going on about being "gaslighted" by anyone who argues with them, in situations where the term doesn't apply at all, but this is an actual case of it, and it was of course the SJW using the technique.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Some Lowtax quotes from the SomethingSensitive forums:

Precious flower [PRONOUN] always a victim, back to his [PRONOUN] partner who threatened to sue the Pleasant Hill Police Department for $90 million because they pulled her over and she assaulted [PRONOUN] significant other and I had to bail her rear end out at 3:30 AM and the bonds[PRONOUN] couldn't understand a word [PRONOUN] said because [PRONOUN]'s voice was far too high and squeaky.

And yes I am pissed.

why did you HAVE to bail her out? why not leave her there for her family to deal with?

Because shmorky called me at 3:00 AM and presented himself, once again, as the eternal victim so I drove 40 minutes and waited hours to help him.

is shmorky even capable of talking in a normal voice anymore? like physically capable

No. He claimed "a doctor" said he needed to start talking in his "normal" voice or else his vocal cords would "go out" even though he never saw a doctor or had a car.

He has no "normal" voice anymore. His "doctor," which does not exist, told him to speak in his stupid high pitched voice because GENDER and PRONOUNS.

once he said he was a wood sprite or something equally stupid

Well to be honest? I'm pissed off, because he was once a good friend. Then he went from weird to weirder and he's living off this tumblr PRONOUN shit where you're encouraged to be as stupid ass crazy as you want to be and if the outside world doesn't accept you, its because they are literally HITLER. So fuck it.

Thank you very much. I tried my rear end off to work with shmorky but all I got was [PRONOUN IS THE CORRECT WORD] in return. I'm done with shmorky.

Edit: Here's a couple more pictures from the thread:

 

[Super Collie]

Some Lowtax quotes from the SomethingSensitive forums:

On the off chance that I'm ever in Lee's Summit, I'd by that man a drink.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

On the off chance that I'm ever in Lee's Summit, I'd by that man a drink.

I think he'd prefer boxed wine and pills.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

On the off chance that I'm ever in Lee's Summit, I'd by that man a drink.

If you're a woman and wearing flip-flops, he'll be the one buying them

 

[Jerk Sauce]

That audio recording is all kinds of uncomfortable.

Just out of curiosity, does anybody have any recordings of Shmorky pre-cartoon nerd voice? Most of the old Flash Tubs have him doing a bunch of voices but I can't recall any where he just talked normally.

There is a little bit of his regular voice in one of Lowtax's earlier Youtube videos, although stuffed if I can track it down at the moment.

EDIT - Couldn't track it down, he guests in a couple of Retsupurae's earlier vids, here's one of them.

 

[ZE 021]

This makes me sad, because gaming garbage with lowtax and shmorky was some genuinely hilarious stuff, showing the wonders and glory that the unity engine can produce. Lowtax is such an upstanding guy, though, I doubt I would have that much patience with someone who's as obviously crazy as Shmorky.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Here's some classic goon radio from SA user Kuuenbu (It starts off with some music but gets good about 1:10):

Edit:
Oops, I guess that was already posted, well he also has (Had?) an OkCupid profile that makes Chris look like a catch in comparison:

--- My Self-Summary

Behind the exterior of clever humor and clumsy anxiety lies a mind wishing to voyage the
realms of the human spirit. I have, unfortunately, lived a lonely life that has not offered
me the graces of a young woman's companionship, and so I hope one willing to give their heart
to the lost may answer.

I'm a big fan of metal music of all sorts (old-school metal, death metal, power
metal, melodic metal, thrash and generally a lot of underground metal in
addition to some mainstream stuff) though I don't categorize myself as a metalhead and, in
fact, highly resent the fanbase at large and refuse to associate with it. I also greatly
enjoy alternative rock from the '80s and '90s as well as '80s pop, which further
serves to separate myself from aforementioned crowd. I also have a great interest in
sociology, psychology, philosophy, sexuality, sex and gender,
popular culture, religion and spirituality. I've also been an avid video gamer
for most of my life, though my interest in the activity has waned in recent years.

I spend most of my time browsing and posting on the Something Awful forums, which,
coincidentally enough, is where I found out about this website.

I'd like to think of myself as a nice person, however I tend to be very selective of my
pleasant nature and have a lot of trouble keeping it up when I'm frustrated. Despite having a
bit of an anger streak I'm a very un-macho guy and get very turned off by that sort of thing.
I'm not afraid of showing any emotion as long as it's with someone close to me. Though I
generally tend to act in a clever or humorous manner, I have a very large penchant for being
over-the-top and poetic in many situations, as well as within my own head. I consider myself
a spiritually open agnostic who looks at the subject with a lot of fascination and
potential for self-betterment.


My attitude can be best summed up as a "circumstantial pessimist who doesn't believe in
pessimism" or "I WANT TO BE HAPPY BUT MY LIFE WON'T LET ME sad".


--- What I'm Doing With My Life

Saving up enough money to finish training for my driver's license and not have to stay trapped
with my "married" parents 24/7. That and getting into Columbus State next quarter, assuming
my jobless self can afford it. I don't know if it's going to be English, Psychology,
Philosophy, Theology, Sexology, some higher Sociology course like the ever
horror-storied Women's Studies, Audio Engineering or something I couldn't have
possibly thought of. Hopefully I will be able to turn my life around first chance I get.

In the meantime I think about what I can do to change the world once I'm out in it. That, and
I'm currently making the most of my cheap-ass microgym (a bench and two small weights, yay!)
to achieve the manly body that will bring you orgasmic satisfaction. Just you wait!


--- I'm Really Good At

Playing video games, obviously, but you don't care about that. I consider myself a
cultural feminist good at understanding women and and the whole "her side of
the story" thing. At least I think I am. I'm probably not, though. sad I can also write
clever or witty opinion pieces, as well as uplifting and moving poetry and
stories (though I don't tend to do either very often, so don't be surprised if I actually
suck ass at them). I can figure a lot of things out about the world quite well since
that's practically what my life is dedicated to. I also have an Internet radio show that
I meticulously craft in terms of structure and not-so-meticulously in terms of DJing. The
show is hosted by GBS FM which is publicly available only to Something Awful] members,
but you can download archives of the show http://www.loudnessrace.com/radiokaraya/


--- The First Thing(s) People Usually Notice About Me

The long hair, obviously. That and the nasty overbite I purposefully try to hide in my
pics to keep from horrifying everyone. I also am a bit quiet and socially anxious, having a
hard time looking at people when they talk, and find myself very confused on what to say if
it's not something of intense interest. Basically Aspberger's Syndrome, clinically
diagnosed. I'm trying to do the best I can, but I fear it won't be enough for a significant
other. Please prove me wrong. sad


--- I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About

My interests, my life, stories, society and the future. That and sex, which is
pretty much the whole reason I'm here: to get my DFLGSLSDFSSDFLS cherry popped. Fuck you if
you think I'm pathetic for it; I'll track you down and shove a battle axe* up your ass,
motherfucker!

*I don't actually own a battle axe, so just replace with "largest and most horrifyingly
painful gardening tool in sight" if you want to be accurate.


--- The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Here Is

In my 24 years of life I've never been in a single relationship. Being a shy, obese mama's
boy nerd in high school kind of does that to you. And of course I waited approximately 5
years to start college like the lazy ass I was. So if you wanna be my first, then here's your
chance! (Assuming I like you and you're good-looking.)


--- You should message me if:

You live within about 20 miles of my area, are at least somewhat attractive, and seem like my
type. Especially if you want to come to my house and fuck my virile virgin self raw.
Also if you're a goonette looking for a fellow goon to hook up with. Or if you think
I look like Scott Bakula.

I also tend to be more sexually attracted to older women than younger ones, so if you're in
your late 20s/30s and are willing to have sex with a guy my age, DEFINITELY send me a message.

Don't message me if you are tremendously overweight. Do message me if you are
plus size/voluptuous, though!

Don't message me if your message is going to look like grammatical armageddon.
Blatant disregard for language is a huge, HUGE turnoff, and if you type that way all over the
Internet I will categorize you with all the teenybopper ditzes of the world no matter what.
And if your PROFILE is written like that, then I highly recommend you fucking kill yourself
and spare whatever intelligent people there are left in this world your disgusting existence.

If you're a nice girl who's into melodic metal, passionate romance]], liberal politics
and girly fashion OH MY GOD MESSAGE ME RIGHT NOW YOU ARE MY DREAM WOMAN
FDSJFDSLSLDKASELAJSASTLIJ

 

[VLAD]

Here's some classic goon radio from SA user Kuuenbu (It starts off with some music but gets good about 1:10):

Edit:
Oops, I guess that was already posted, well he also has (Had?) an OkCupid profile that makes Chris look like a catch in comparison:

Oh man, I was looking everywhere for the dude's OkCupid. Thanks for digging this up!

 

[Tranhuviya]

Found it:

That's manipulative stuff, especially considering her obvious mental health issues.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Speaking of bitching about media like the cartoon spergs of today, anyone catch wind of SA's hate boner towards Guy Fieri? The last time I was there I found maybe 2-3 fairly recent threads about his show, or entire threads passively referencing him.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Speaking of bitching about media like the cartoon spergs of today, anyone catch wind of SA's hate boner towards Guy Fieri? The last time I was there I found maybe 2-3 fairly recent threads about his show, or entire threads passively referencing him.

cause he's a greasy turkey ball of a man and he's a bit of a meme on the internet.

 

[VLAD]

Speaking of bitching about media like the cartoon spergs of today, anyone catch wind of SA's hate boner towards Guy Fieri? The last time I was there I found maybe 2-3 fairly recent threads about his show, or entire threads passively referencing him.

cause he's a greasy turkey ball of a man and he's a bit of a meme on the internet.

I'm sure second-hand embarrassment over Smash Mouth Eat The Eggs has a hand in it too.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm sure second-hand embarrassment over Smash Mouth Eat The Eggs has a hand in it too.

 

[Megapiss]

Weird Twitter star cucked by eggs.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Guy Fieri can't cook eggs for shit, apparently

 

[Van Darkholme]

This makes me sad, because gaming garbage with lowtax and shmorky was some genuinely hilarious stuff, showing the wonders and glory that the unity engine can produce. Lowtax is such an upstanding guy, though, I doubt I would have that much patience with someone who's as obviously crazy as Shmorky.

Gaming Garbage was pretty funny most of the time even with that faggot shmorkey, always thought it was a bit weird when lowtax just stopped doing it but I guess now we know why.

I miss the showcase of unity engine abortions.

 

[VLAD]

"Hendren came up with the egg challenge."