Some notes I picked up while watching this dumpster fire of a video:
1. Jack is clearly using this Robert, who is now Rob2.0, as his cue card; he repeatedly waits for Rob to describe the flavor, scent, and qualities of an item before he chimes in. This is slacker 101 and to me really shows just how damaged his sense of taste given he always waits for the cue to gurgle "gud".
2. Rob2.0 easily is a far more charismatic person than Jack is, more knowledgeable, and easily outshines him. Reminder Jack's been doing this shitshow for over 15 years.
3. Jack at one point takes credit for Rob2.0's own idea of blending the seasonings. He actually at first was going to reject it instantly out of annoyance, but then remembered his wife Tim won't give him three whole turkeys to eat. It's the best example of narc behavior you'll see out of him in a while, since he does this in one cut.
4. He whines and bitches and clearly is coming undone from all the channels coming to mock the shit out of his cooking. 4 minutes in and you can clearly listen to him bitch about people telling him how badly he overseasons shit. Speaking of which...
5. Jack decisively proves that he needs his food to be completely coated in seasoning like you'd coat a chicken thigh in panko breadcrumbs before frying. It needs to be absolutely coated in Fujis worth of seasoning. This is what he means when he complains about seasoning falling off. The turkey at 5:35 is damn near perfectly seasoned to me.
6. Jack clearly is cruising and trying to get Rob to fuck him. It really makes the video creepy.
Oh and also, I think I have a good idea on why Jack is so angy and comparing Tennessee to California: a minority or gay person very likely has moved in to his neighborhood. It may even be why he's so eager to move.
