Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

Hopefully when the Alan Dean trial resumes Monday he'll not be gay and cover it.

I just remembered his gay dnd is monday so i am not holding out much hope. His homosexual lifestyle comes first and foremost.

 

[TheClappening]

I just remembered his gay dnd is monday so i am not holding out much hope. His homosexual lifestyle comes first and foremost.

What times does DnD start? Texas court closes at 5 central, so he probably has enough time to do the trial before he roleplays his futanari catgirl or whatever it he does.

I'm actually interested in his take. One the things he's been consistent on (unlike his no nudes and control your bitches policy) is that he dislikes it when the state (see: police) kills citizens, and this trial is a case of both parties not acting with any kind of malice toward the other. So will Nick's dislike of popo shooting people win, or the seeming fact that the police made a horrible, though not criminal, mistake.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I hadn’t heard this but I’m not surprised. I like joe even if he he is a kike and a lawyer. Doesn’t he have a lot of female fans? He’s managed to stay pretty much neutral in this whole autism I mean lawtube thing and he’s like the only male lawtuber who is pretty much guaranteed not to hit on her other than branca lol

Joe somehow manages to do the lawtube struggle session streams without pissing everyone off like LegalBytes did.

 

[TheClappening]

Joe somehow manages to do the lawtube struggle session streams without pissing everyone off like LegalBytes did.

I think a good part of it is people know he can take a joke and he's only a jew, not a faggot.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Looks like this is the only show we are getting this week.

 

[Potatoherder]

So he is actually following the contract. Cut the youtube feed off at 1h18m.

Looks like this is the only show we are getting this week.

Since he is about to lose his voice that seems like a good idea. Nothing happened this week that he would add to in covering. I did see he was back to his normal highs after the yt cutoff so his core will move back to rumble if forced. Rumble chat is 99% bitching about rumble which is amusing.

 

[Phillip Green]

So he is actually following the contract. Cut the youtube feed off at 1h18m.

Since he is about to lose his voice that seems like a good idea. Nothing happened this week that he would add to in covering. I did see he was back to his normal highs after the yt cutoff so his core will move back to rumble if forced. Rumble chat is 99% bitching about rumble which is amusing.

He said there was going to be a Rumble stream tomorrow, so hope he gargles some tea or whatever to make him sound less like the Crypt Keeper....

 

[⠠⠠⠅⠑⠋⠋⠁⠇⠎ ⠠⠠⠊⠎ ⠠⠠⠁ ⠠⠠⠋⠁⠛]

Actually I have interacted with a couple who accept Hedonism 2 did happen, but instead they claim that Hedonism 2 is not a swinger's resort so everything is baseless

I'm like, a bit confused about this.

You can see the reviews right there on TripAdvisor, and filter by 'safety reviews'. It's very clear that the only reason a woman would go there, or an absolutely cucked 'man' like Rekieta would go there, is if they're completely down with getting at the very least groped by random dudes.

Are they trying to argue that AKTUALLY Nick isn't engaging in 'cuckold' fetishism- it's his wife indulging her inner 'Queen of Spades', to quote the material for the event they visited on? Because uh, kind of the same thing.

You're even in danger at this resort if you're an uggo middle aged career grrl from NYC. You could be chilling in the pool naked, and have a grotesque fat woman fall on you, break your arm. Not only will they not care, but you'll then be easy prey for the lowest bottomfeeders...

I have been going to Hedo for 30 yrs, w/o incident- so this review is open, honest, and hurts my heart to report. Travel dates: 6/18 -7/2/22.

-- NO MEDICAL STAFF on-site in case you are injured on the property/resort, as I was.
-- If injured it will cost you $225+ to have a Dr. flown in for treatments/Xrays costs.
-- Hedonism Manager, Camille Allan, and Security Manager will try and convince you, that the INJURY sustained at the resort, ISNT THE RESORTS FAULT, and will offer you a swag bag ($100) in lieu of Medical attention and filing a report - the most you will receive is an ice pack to reduce swelling, no medications.
-- MY INJURY/ACCIDENT: The COLD-TUB was OVERCROWDED (no sign(s) stating maximum occupancy); I was sitting down, drinking a bottle of water, enjoying the jets on my back when a surge in occupants ensued, with no place to sit/stand; guests sitting on staircase of the cold-tub, more entering the tub through the back; I was blocked in. A plus-sized couple took to the ledge of the cold tub across from where I was sitting; the male performed fellatio on the female she stood up afterward, her legs weakened, and she passed out, falling forward on the male (they were huge at least 300+ pounds apiece); both of them fell backward on top of me, pinning the right side of my body to the cold tub wall and floor, my face partially submerged in water. I screamed out in pain (nobody helped me) NO SECURITY GUARDS, I had to wait until the perpetrators regained their footing - the entire right side of my body was injured, bruised, swollen, and in pain. I couldn't feel my arm or hand!! I was disoriented as I hit my head on the tub wall on the way down. IMAGINE IF THEY FELL ON MY NECK- I COULD HAVE DIED!!....

-- THERE ISN'T ADEQUATE SECURITY ON THE GROUNDS
**MALE LOCALS find their way onto the resort (no guest bracelets) and ASSAULT SINGLE FEMALE GUESTS!! I was assaulted twice (a local pulled me down into the pool by my injured right arm, another blocked me in the "Happening Hut" ASSAULTED & CHOKED ME OUT! The SECURITY BOOTH across from " Happening Hut" was EMPTY!
-- The same male local that pulled me down in the water, stuck his finger up the crotch of a female, married, guest - whose husband brutally beat him - NO SECURITY to stop the vicious, brutal beating, resulting in BLOODSHED in the COLD TUB!

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[Allanon]

I think most of the advice Nick has or could have gotten from KF has been pretty solid, TBH.

Let's run through the list:

- Emphasis alt-tech because mainline tech is terminally cucked (like, no shit, just ask Null about the Keffals nightmare).
- Play to your strengths and uniqueness by emphasizing legal content in your shows. Other commentary channels are a dime a dozen.
- Stop talking about sexy time with LR. It's cringe.
- Don't act like a degenerate, or at least don't make it known you're acting like one (too late now!).
- Stay the fuck away from other degenerates like Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson (one of them thankfully made themselves a non-issue).

Probably some others I'm forgetting here. Anyone can feel free to add to the list.

Obviously, Nick is a grown-ass man, and can do whatever he wants, but as KF comes up on its 10th year anniversary, I think it's fair to say this site has some impressive institutional knowledge as to what can lead to the decline of an e-celebrity. I think WW might have been his apex in this sektor.

That is ultimately cherry-picking good-to-decent advice, and even that has some questionable parts in it: Nick should not stray far from YT or Twitch until he has to. Nick is simply not big enough that the portion of his viewers who will blindly follow him anywhere to any old janky alt-tech site can maintain his standard of living,. Much of the advice has been things specifically dealing with 'we kiwis find this content cringe, stop it', or 'control your audience and regulate your superchats more' - both of which are harmful to his growth and bottom line. He's gotten good advice from KF, but also a lot of bad, dumb advice.

As a matter of topical example: not reviewing sex toys on his YT channel is a good idea, and probably just not reviewing sex toys at all is a good idea, but not leveraging simpbux by showing off his wife on stream is a mistake. It's also more likely to cause marriage problems if she wants to show up and he doesn't let her. She could in theory make her own channel, but it's more common when there's two such channels that only one succeeds, rather than two channels both equally succeeding. And IMO, LR getting her own channel is more likely to cause problems in the long run, but that's just me.

I'm not sure what you mean by WW being his apex, unless you mean his popularity with KF. I think if he can find more amusing + nerd-friendly lawsuits (ie; if any show up) he'll regain more points with the users at large. Rittenhouse and Depp were good for his normie numbers, but I would hazard a guess 90% of his fellow lawyer YTers would be a million miles out of their depth if some big anime or comic legal thing explodes suddenly, where Nick will be in his element. That is to say, people who will want to follow that will pretty much only have him to reference. him and TUG the opportunist, anyway

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick should not stray far from YT or Twitch until he has to.

This is exactly what he did and why he fell right on his face on rumble when he got banned. He refused to invest time in building a rumble community so people aren't invested in doing superchats.

As a matter of topical example: not reviewing sex toys on his YT channel is a good idea, and probably just not reviewing sex toys at all is a good idea, but not leveraging simpbux by showing off his wife on stream is a mistake. It's also more likely to cause marriage problems if she wants to show up and he doesn't let her.

Simpbux are a short term benefit and an absolute disaster in the long run. He'd also benefit greatly from letting her turn tricks for his paypigs.

She could in theory make her own channel, but it's more common when there's two such channels that only one succeeds, rather than two channels both equally succeeding. And IMO, LR getting her own channel is more likely to cause problems in the long run, but that's just me.

She already has her own channel and it has not been updated in a month. Seems like she isn't too big into content creation. Clearly it was a backup channel if the ban actually held.

I'm not sure what you mean by WW being his apex, unless you mean his popularity with KF. I think if he can find more amusing + nerd-friendly lawsuits (ie; if any show up) he'll regain more points with the users at large. Rittenhouse and Depp were good for his normie numbers,

I am agreeing you over this. Rittenhouse was his apex and him at his best. Depp was a start of the decline in quality. He started following the pack and his quality suffered. The fact it was johnny depp is what carried the whole thing and not necessarily what he was doing. There were dozens of moments i remember from rittenhouse but all i remember from depp is silence 99% of the time and legalbytes drama. He comentary wasn't insightful or timely because his 'no talking' rule.

 

[frap]

I'm like, a bit confused about this.

You can see the reviews right there on TripAdvisor, and filter by 'safety reviews'. It's very clear that the only reason a woman would go there, or an absolutely cucked 'man' like Rekieta would go there, is if they're completely down with getting at the very least groped by random dudes.

Are they trying to argue that AKTUALLY Nick isn't engaging in 'cuckold' fetishism- it's his wife indulging her inner 'Queen of Spades', to quote the material for the event they visited on? Because uh, kind of the same thing.

You're even in danger at this resort if you're an uggo middle aged career grrl from NYC. You could be chilling in the pool naked, and have a grotesque fat woman fall on you, break your arm. Not only will they not care, but you'll then be easy prey for the lowest bottomfeeders...

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From that review you quoted:

the male performed fellatio on the female

Tranny or just retarded reviewer who doesn’t know fellatio is specifically a penis-in-mouth situation?

 

[Allanon]

This is exactly what he did and why he fell right on his face on rumble when he got banned. He refused to invest time in building a rumble community so people aren't invested in doing superchats.


Simpbux are a short term benefit and an absolute disaster in the long run. He'd also benefit greatly from letting her turn tricks for his paypigs.

She already has her own channel and it has not been updated in a month. Seems like she isn't too big into content creation. Clearly it was a backup channel if the ban actually held.


I am agreeing you over this. Rittenhouse was his apex and him at his best. Depp was a start of the decline in quality. He started following the pack and his quality suffered. The fact it was johnny depp is what carried the whole thing and not necessarily what he was doing. There were dozens of moments i remember from rittenhouse but all i remember from depp is silence 99% of the time and legalbytes drama. He comentary wasn't insightful or timely because his 'no talking' rule.

Building up the alt-tech is fine. Focusing on the alt-tech until he needs to is wrong. He can invest all the time he wants into Rumble and it will never make the money Youtube does for him, because the audience difference is massive, and most of his audience just isn't going to ever make that jump. I personally don't think he's doing enough YT at this point post-ban. He needs to have the majority of his focus where the fish are, and then lure those fish elsewhere over time, not expect people to come see him. They just won't. He's not unique enough for it.

And you're frankly incorrect about 'simpbux are a disaster'. No. They're flatly not. Entire industries are sustained by simpbux, they are remarkably consistent and reliable. To compare 'showing her on screen' to 'pimping her out' is absurd and not even worth entertaining. If she does have a backup then that does indeed indicate she has shown some interest in making her own channel and content. Not a lot, clearly, but enough that IMO it's better to let her have space on his channel than divide the audience with two channels. Especially as LR's channel not succeeding will likely create strife between them, and the time and effort required to make a YT channel successful is not conducive to her role as the housewife of 5 children. Better to give her bit parts she'll be happy with in an already successful channel and rake in those simpbux in return.

To be fair to Nick, we cannot really decide that Depp is the start of his decline, because I feel like I saw similar comments about him post-Rittenhouse pre-Depp. Right now he doesn't have another 'big thing' to be watching and commentating on, as he missed most of Alex Jones' case, and a kangaroo court wasn't exactly the most riveting watching experience anyway. I agree, however, that his 'no talking' rule was a poor choice. He should find a middle ground between Rittenhouse's 15-ish people that made it impossible to keep up with the proceedings and Nick's overly quiet observations of Depp's case that made other commenters like Asmongold unironically more fun to watch the streams with. However, before we see if he will make these adjustments or if he'll simply continue to get worse and make bad choices for his channel's growth and longevity, we do need some other 'big draw' case to happen. It is inevitable that one will happen, of course, such is the way of the world. We can hope that if he is talking, it won't be about sex toys.

Unless it's a case heavily featuring sex toys. Which I personally think would be quite funny, all things considered.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Tranny or just retarded reviewer who doesn’t know fellatio is specifically a penis-in-mouth situation?

If it's a non-binary maybe it was autofellatio. Schrodinger paradox, the subject identifies as both male and female while also not being male and female at the same time?

I am agreeing you over this. Rittenhouse was his apex and him at his best

Didn't he pull in like enough to by a 40k Nissan?

To be fair to Nick, we cannot really decide that Depp is the start of his decline, because I feel like I saw similar comments about him post-Rittenhouse pre-Depp.

Personally for me it was the 2020 Election/J6 saga that really felt like a decline, he was trying to pander to the muh stolen election boomers.

Looking back at Nick he's had quite the career online.

Kickvic beginnings: The Gathering Storm
Donation to Vic: Act for a better world
Ty critical failure on briefings: Day of infamy
Guntguarding saga: An "enlightened and righteous" saga.
Rittenhouse: His Finest Hour
Jan 6th: Invertebrate rambling
Jack Murphy: Ironic, isn't it?
Depp trial: Out of many, none.
Muh sex talk beginnings: A viewership divided
Keffals arc: Unholly alliance (to the troons)
Balldo review/Locals pictures forward (You are here): Also you, Nick?

 

[AnOminous]

This woman is either going to murder the Rekieta family or fuck them all.

This woman is in their back yard with a pair of binoculars right now, schlicking herself. Holy fucking Jesus. Dude needs to hire Gavin de Becker or some shit.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This woman is in their back yard with a pair of binoculars right now, schlicking herself. Holy fucking Jesus. Dude needs to hire Gavin de Becker or some shit.

I was going to say hire Pinkerton but I think he would interpret that as to finger his wife with a pinky or some dumb shit.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Building up the alt-tech is fine. Focusing on the alt-tech until he needs to is wrong.

No one said to ditch YouTube in favor of alt tech. The advice was always to start building it up before the rug was pulled from under him. Which happened as predicted.

Stop arguing with points no one made. It makes you look like the ass kisser I accused you off. If you aren't, presumably you're looking to avoid this.

 

[Phony Chicken]

For anyone that doesn't follow the Lawtube thread, @2lolis1cup has doxed Rekieta suckup LegalMindset.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lawtube.120256/post-13731399

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Depends on how open they are. If literally anyone can waltz in at any time then it invariably becomes a shitshow of furfags, troons, pedos, and other degenerate filth (because those people are attracted to any place they can play pretend and assert themselves over others, and open chatrooms are best for that). OTOH, invite-only places remain sane for as long as its owners want them to be sane.

TL;DR Always gatekeep. No exceptions.

This advice also, topically, applies to swinger parties.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Simpbux are a short term benefit and an absolute disaster in the long run. He'd also benefit greatly from letting her turn tricks for his paypigs.

He should do a dildo review stream with Jack Murphy, especially since the one year anniversary of the Jack Murphy saga is coming up. Their wives can talk about their mutual experience in the swingers community. Top superchats get an invitation to Hedonism II.

From that review you quoted:

Tranny or just retarded reviewer who doesn’t know fellatio is specifically a penis-in-mouth situation?

I want to imagine Nick frequents the resorts where a fat guy sucking 300 lb troon penis is a common occurence. It's the cherry on top of the degeneracy.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I want to imagine Nick frequents the resorts where a fat guy sucking 300 lb troon penis is a common occurence. It's the cherry on top of the degeneracy

So he either sucks off the gunt or does autofellatio?