Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 15.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 172 40.2%

  • Total voters
    428
Are they trying to argue that AKTUALLY Nick isn't engaging in 'cuckold' fetishism- it's his wife indulging her inner 'Queen of Spades', to quote the material for the event they visited on? Because uh, kind of the same thing.
The argument they had with me was that since Hedonism 2 is no longer advertised as a swinger's club (though it was previously in the past) you can't say Nick went to a swinger's club, ergo he's not actually swinging.
 
I'm surprised Gunty didn't have anything to say about Godwinson's and Asalieri's video on Rekieta?
 
I'm surprised Gunty didn't have anything to say about Godwinson's and Asalieri's video on Rekieta?
He watched it on the Killstream and made his usual guntish noises, but nothing too interesting.
As much as he dislikes Rekieta, I have to imagine he's not too happy with Godwinson either.

That's one of Ralph's biggest problems. He's so full of pigrage, there's hardly any room left for a sense of humor.
 
So it's finally come to this. This entire thread is just proof that you either die anhero, or live long enough to hold the snack-tray. All Rekieta had to do was not post pictures of his or his wife's ass on the internet. I think it's very clear to everyone here that Jack Murphy has decided to seek unholy revenge on those who challenged him by conjuring the 5th Ghost of Christmas, the Ghost of Christmas Cuckoldry. First it came for Tim Pool and degenerated his show into a literal gunfight. Now it's come for Nick and possessed him into taking his wife to Chateau De Gangbang for the final arc of Weeb Wars.

What a wonderful Christmas this has been.
 
I'm not sure what you mean by WW being his apex, unless you mean his popularity with KF.
I already clarified this earlier. I mean his popularity with KF. Yes, he probably made more money, and got more "normie attention" with Rittenhouse and Depp, but he attracted and sustained the attention of KF much earlier through things like Maddox, Tonkasaw, and finally Vic. It's usually the more esoteric Internet shit that is the Farm's bread and butter. Not the mainstream stuff everybody else covers.

I obviously can't speak for everybody here, but I am somewhat doubtful he's gonna be able to recapture that level of positivity on the Farms ever again. And honestly... that's probably a good thing. Those here who are saying you should never think too highly of an e-celebrity... any e-celebrity... have a point. His is a cautionary tale.

Now it's come for Nick and possessed him into taking his wife to Chateau De Gangbang for the final arc of Weeb Wars.
With the benefit of hindsight, it was a bad idea to use the GFM to hire Ty Beard.

He should have hired a defamation specialist...
...or a better lawyer in general...
...or Lionel Hutz.

But then to find out the superchat money and other personal donations, he got throughout Weebwars, was apparently spent on shit like Balldo and Hedonism II?

Shamefur dispray.
 
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The argument they had with me was that since Hedonism 2 is no longer advertised as a swinger's club (though it was previously in the past) you can't say Nick went to a swinger's club, ergo he's not actually swinging.
I mean, looking through things, I don't think Hedonism 2 has ever been advertised solely as a swinger's club, though the resort is literally owned by swingers who organized trips to it under the previous ownership (the previous owner, John Issa, would claim to have no knowledge of what "Threesome week" was). It caters to all sorts of groups of sexual perverts. Maybe they're swingers, maybe Nick likes watching his wife get railed by a local, maybe he wants to fuck a blowup sheep toy that a bunch of other men have also nutted in.
 
Welp! I spoke too soon!

Ralph, Godwinson, and some other guy are live right now shitting on Rekieta.


ATM, they seem to be arguing that nobody except them is covering this, and Rekieta is "protected," despite the course of this thread over the past few weeks seemingly proving otherwise.

This timeline is wild. Never thought I'd see those two in a livestream together again. I guess Nick's degeneracy is so powerful, it just healed a rift between two long term enemies. LOL.

EDIT: Odysee archive of the stream is available here.
 
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Welp! I spoke too soon!

Ralph, Godwinson, and some other guy are live right now shitting on Rekieta.


ATM, they seem to be arguing that nobody except them is covering this, and Rekieta is "protected," despite the course of this thread over the past few weeks seemingly proving otherwise.

This timeline is wild. Never thought I'd see those two in a livestream together again. I guess Nick's degeneracy is so powerful, it just healed a rift between two long term enemies. LOL.
This stream is also being covered in the Godwinson thread :)
 
Welp! I spoke too soon!

Ralph, Godwinson, and some other guy are live right now shitting on Rekieta.


ATM, they seem to be arguing that nobody except them is covering this, and Rekieta is "protected," despite the course of this thread over the past few weeks seemingly proving otherwise.

This timeline is wild. Never thought I'd see those two in a livestream together again. I guess Nick's degeneracy is so powerful, it just healed a rift between two long term enemies. LOL.
TL;DW A ragepig is trying to ayyhawg his way to relevance. Good luck with that, piggie. Squeal for us. Squeal, bitch! BWEEEEEE!!!!!
 
Nick is a cuckold, but Ralph is 5'1" and 400. I don't know who to hate.
Why not both?
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Stream is blocked for me. Is there an archive or an alternate link?
 
Building up the alt-tech is fine. Focusing on the alt-tech until he needs to is wrong. He can invest all the time he wants into Rumble and it will never make the money Youtube does for him, because the audience difference is massive, and most of his audience just isn't going to ever make that jump.
Most of his core audience has already jumped ship. Rumble got 7k before the switch off yesterday and youtube 4k. No one is saying to abandon youtube but maybe you shouldn't state every show that you hate rumble chat and refuse to use it.

His mistreatment of the rumble audience has been an issue since i think rittenhouse. They were sending tons of rumblerants which he would only read after all the youtube chats were read and most likely at the end of the show. He has built up a mindset that there is no reason to send rumblerants because he won't read them in-context aka the only reason you'd send them. The amounts of times you heard "i don't remember what this is about but thank you for the money" was pure insanity.

tl;dr get one of his paypigs to watch the rumble chat and make them feel apart of the show. He can pay them with pictures of his wife. It's not rockert science. Even whores at bars have figured this out. You have to call some ugly dude cute for him to buy you drinks.
 
Faran posted to her locals (after Branca torched her sister) that she was done with lawtube, with the exception on Joe. I don't know if that was just sandy vagina talking or if she was serious. It probably helped that she was starting her new job at the same time.
Faran is constantly in Nick's chat shilling and trying to coattail his guests, so she doesn't need Lawtizzle. I don't look at his chat, but he always replies to her on his streams.
He said there was going to be a Rumble stream tomorrow, so hope he gargles some balldos or whatever to make him sound less like the Crypt Keeper....
I did a little maintenance on your post -- Nick can combine the gargling with a sponsored hit.
 
I think I can kind of articulate why I dislike PPP and Godwinson more as time goes on. They both seem to want to be Jim, but for different reasons. Godwinson seems like he wants Jim's authority in Internet BS. The disappearing act he pulls seems more to ensure he can't overshare and ruin the mystique. Jim's commentary on drama would generally fuck discussion for some things because for whatever reason he was authoritative even when obviously shitposting about dumb crap.
I don't know why, but Godwinson and PPP always annoyed me more than entertained me. Their internet BS feels way too personal than just being trolling. They always seemed unironically MATI to me.


The Rekieta shit isn't really a killer like Ralph's or ProJared allegations. It's more of a massive disappointment in Rekieta's character and how he presents himself if you are a fan, and if you dislike him you can easily call him a cuck, which basically everyone here is gonna do.
The bigger issue is that Rekieta basically has let his wife become Anisa (she even has the terrible tattoos). She inserted herself somewhere expecting positive attention and does not realize that the Internet is still the Internet.

If the Godwinson-Ralph Rekieta thing is funny post clips. I can barely stand either of those niggers and my guess is that it's them reiterating what has been said here and whining about Null 'protecting' the dumb Polack.
 
If it's a non-binary maybe it was autofellatio. Schrodinger paradox, the subject identifies as both male and female while also not being male and female at the same time?

Didn't he pull in like enough to by a 40k Nissan?

Personally for me it was the 2020 Election/J6 saga that really felt like a decline, he was trying to pander to the muh stolen election boomers.

Looking back at Nick he's had quite the career online.

Kickvic beginnings: The Gathering Storm
Donation to Vic: Act for a better world
Ty critical failure on briefings: Day of infamy
Guntguarding saga: An "enlightened and righteous" saga.
Rittenhouse: His Finest Hour
Jan 6th: Invertebrate rambling
Jack Murphy: Ironic, isn't it?
Depp trial: Out of many, none.
Muh sex talk beginnings: A viewership divided
Keffals arc: Unholly alliance (to the troons)
Balldo review/Locals pictures forward (You are here): Also you, Nick?
Is it pandering to acknowledge it when it was factually stolen?
No one said to ditch YouTube in favor of alt tech. The advice was always to start building it up before the rug was pulled from under him. Which happened as predicted.

Stop arguing with points no one made. It makes you look like the ass kisser I accused you off. If you aren't, presumably you're looking to avoid this.
In fact people did. A lot of people told him to abandon YT at the first sign of trouble, way back when he removed chat from his stream overlay because of gamer words. For some reason people want to act like Kiwi Farms has been a bastion of good advice that have always been right related to Nick, but I've watched this thread for three years. Most advice given to Nick has been stupid. Some advice has been good. In the end the main things Nick - or anyone - should look to Kiwi Farms to when it comes to advice is how to protect your privacy on the internet and the do's + don'ts of lolcowdom.
I already clarified this earlier. I mean his popularity with KF. Yes, he probably made more money, and got more "normie attention" with Rittenhouse and Depp, but he attracted and sustained the attention of KF much earlier through things like Maddox, Tonkasaw, and finally Vic. It's usually the more esoteric Internet shit that is the Farm's bread and butter. Not the mainstream stuff everybody else covers.

I obviously can't speak for everybody here, but I am somewhat doubtful he's gonna be able to recapture that level of positivity on the Farms ever again. And honestly... that's probably a good thing. Those here who are saying you should never think too highly of an e-celebrity... any e-celebrity... have a point. His is a cautionary tale.


With the benefit of hindsight, it was a bad idea to use the GFM to hire Ty Beard.

He should have hired a defamation specialist...
...or a better lawyer in general...
...or Lionel Hutz.

But then to find out the superchat money and other personal donations, he got throughout Weebwars, was apparently spent on shit like Balldo and Hedonism II?

Shamefur dispray.
I don't know if being highly regarded in the Farms is all that useful. I'd say Null is reasonably well regarded through much of the population of the Farms, but no one should want to be him or mimic him. As to Ty Beard, I maintain that he was probably the best possible choice for Vic. He's a nerd and a softie and seems to be deeply personally attached to Vic's case. People will never stop blaming Ty for his mess-ups with 20-20 hindsight, but I personally believe Ty could have performed flawlessly, and anything short of a Saul Goodman level performance would still have failed. Possibly even then. Both Chupp and 2COA. You don't nitpick that hard and not already have decided you were going to rule that way anyway.
Most of his core audience has already jumped ship. Rumble got 7k before the switch off yesterday and youtube 4k. No one is saying to abandon youtube but maybe you shouldn't state every show that you hate rumble chat and refuse to use it.

His mistreatment of the rumble audience has been an issue since i think rittenhouse. They were sending tons of rumblerants which he would only read after all the youtube chats were read and most likely at the end of the show. He has built up a mindset that there is no reason to send rumblerants because he won't read them in-context aka the only reason you'd send them. The amounts of times you heard "i don't remember what this is about but thank you for the money" was pure insanity.

tl;dr get one of his paypigs to watch the rumble chat and make them feel apart of the show. He can pay them with pictures of his wife. It's not rockert science. Even whores at bars have figured this out. You have to call some ugly dude cute for him to buy you drinks.
That seems like a fair criticism, yeah. A big reason he gets so much superchats are because he answers them all in a reasonably timely manner. I don't know how bad or unreadable Rumble chat is, but he is making enough money to pay some editor to read rumble-chat to keep him abreast of it. Realistically he could probably get some mod like that Justin Y guy who literally super-chatted himself into modness to do it for free.
 
But then to find out the superchat money and other personal donations, he got throughout Weebwars, was apparently spent on shit like Balldo and Hedonism II?
Nick was always upfront about that. If you donate anything him, you are donating to his bank account. If you wanted it specifically for Vic, you'd have donated to his GFM.
I mean, looking through things, I don't think Hedonism 2 has ever been advertised solely as a swinger's club, though the resort is literally owned by swingers who organized trips to it under the previous ownership (the previous owner, John Issa, would claim to have no knowledge of what "Threesome week" was). It caters to all sorts of groups of sexual perverts. Maybe they're swingers, maybe Nick likes watching his wife get railed by a local, maybe he wants to fuck a blowup sheep toy that a bunch of other men have also nutted in.
I'm sure a couple could have a great time at Hedonism II without doing wifeswapping or cucking or other swingers shit, but we all know no one is going there for that. Just like most liquor stores sell bottled water/sports drinks and snacks, but no one who walks into a liquor store is there to buy a water and a snack.
 
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