"Current year" terms that piss you off

[AnOminous]

In Ye Olden Days a faggot was literally a bundle of sticks used for kindling. There were even specified workers called faggot gatherers who would collect sticks for that purpose.

Apart, we are weak, like sticks, but together, we form a mighty faggot.

 

[marvlouslie]

Apart, we are weak, like sticks, but together, we form a mighty faggot.

Faggots Together Strong.

 

[Super Guido]

"Tell me you x without telling me you x" when used to insult someone. Just call them an asshole like a normal person instead of talking like a sassy retard.

 

[vladimirovanova]

I can’t even form complete sentences.

It's the modern "Well I never!"

 

[Disco Inferno]

I hate the pronouns shit.
I usually don't care about the trans/gender shit because I've learned to adapt or have friends that fall under that kinda shit,

But it's so fucking cringe that I now have to manually add "he/him" at the end of every fucking company email.

 

[Two Dollars]

I hate the pronouns shit.
I usually don't care about the trans/gender shit because I've learned to adapt or have friends that fall under that kinda shit,

But it's so fucking cringe that I now have to manually add "he/him" at the end of every fucking company email.

I just block/mute everyone on any site who has pronouns in their bio, no matter who they are. It makes things significantly more pleasant.

 

[The Legend 27]

Something that makes my blood boil is the types of girls online who are like 14, probably have some pronouns or astrology shit in their bios, and when ever something is exciting or surprising or they wanna be dramatic they'll put a - at the end of their message or spam random letters,
See the image below for an accurate description, I could not be bothered to describe these fags.

 

[Shard]

Something that makes my blood boil is the types of girls online who are like 14, probably have some pronouns or astrology shit in their bios, and when ever something is exciting or surprising or they wanna be dramatic they'll put a - at the end of their message or spam random letters,
See the image below for an accurate description, I could not be bothered to describe these fags.

Yeah, I fuckin’ hate when someone spams letters to simulate screaming in text. It’s just annoying to scream in real life on the internet. I just know they’re those same girls from school that scream whenever the lights go out.
Also, I don’t know how, but I can always tell whoever does this is female.

 

[Two Dollars]

Sheep is fine, but something about the added smugness of sheeple just rubs me the wrong way.
“Why yes I base my entire philosophical belief system on Rick and Morty, how could you tell?”

Also, not modern, but “I like how [bad thing that I actually don’t like!]”. Just say you don’t like something.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

"Lol. Lmao" is getting tiresome. Especially its retarded inbred cousin "Lol. Lmao, even."

Also, not modern, but “I like how [bad thing that I actually don’t like!]”. Just say you don’t like something.

Literally every YouTube/reddit comment is like this.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Webtoon" to refer to a webcomic

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I've really only started seeing it in the last year or so, but women (I can't recall ever seeing a guy do it) online saying "I'M SCREAMING" when replying to something that they find funny/shocking. In addition, 90% of the time whatever it is that they're reacting to isn't even very funny/interesting.

They gays are way worse with this one, imo. It is very very annoying, for sure.

I definitely hate gremlin/goblin being used as a self descriptor, I feel like it's the lulz s0 randUUm!11!!! for teens these days.

 

[The Legend 27]

"Cursed" this isn't incredibly annoying or anything but they should just say it's unnerving or strange.
Edit:
Some addons:
Blursed
Mid ( not really bad but it's basically just saying something is bad or neutral )
Cope
Ratio
Malding

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

"no cap on a stack fr fr"
What the fuck is this autistic language from another solar system supposed to mean?

 

[RSLUG30]

Terms that aim to reduce "normal" as just another option as oppose to the default. Such as:

- Sex negative
- Demisexual
- Cisgender
- Able bodied

continuing onto this with "neurotypical", which just means you have no notable mental illnesses like the 'tism.
just say normal or nothing at all, because all this new label feels like is an effort to make yourself seem more interesting by having people unfamiliar with it assume it's some kind of medical term for an illness.
if you need some obscure label to appear more interesting, then you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel instead of actually working on yourself to be an actually interesting, fulfilled person.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

The immensely creepy term "Body count" to refer to the number of people you've had sex with

 

[seiko]

I see red whenever I see someone say 'unalive' unironically. It's so fucking retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

just say normal or nothing at all, because all this new label feels like is an effort to make yourself seem more interesting by having people unfamiliar with it assume it's some kind of medical term for an illness.

This term isn't from normal people, who just call themselves normal. It's a slur by autists and other retards because it makes them super mad to call normal people normal. Like troons call normal people cis.

 

[countrybumpkin]

"black transwoman"

 

[Two Dollars]

"black transwoman"

AKA niggerfaggot