Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Vingle]

I'm sorry, two liter bottles of soda wasn't enough for her?

She's just hydrating.

 

[low sodium]

lipedema is getting worse, gf gives me a makeover, & shopping/haul!!! vlogmas day 11​

Dec 11, 2022

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Spoiler: Archive

 

[I call shenanigans]

I'm about to sperg as I've worked with both privately insured and government financed health systems regarding bariatric surgery from 1985 to 2020.

Spoiler: PL

While I'm not in the US, all countries share obesity surgery information and I know what was going on 2 years ago at which time I threw in my hat. I was over fat fuck excuses. Unless ALR is dealing with a TLC surgeon...Dr Nowzardin in Texas, Dr Charles Procter in Atlanta Georgia, or Dr Eric Smith in Georgetown (my personal bet), she is many, many months before she'll actually see a bariatric surgeon. The most she'll see is a bariatric specialist general practitioner which I believe is called a PCP in the US, a pysch, and a dietician. If she actually manages a face to face with a surgeon then this bitch is going through TLC. It just doesn't happen that a bariatric surgeon sees a patient until they have been approved for surgery via the pre-surgery tests, and the finances are in place either by health insurance or self pay which has been paid in full. That's something ALR can't do. These money hungry surgeons will only see their patients once before surgery, a couple of times in the first year post-WLS and MAYBE once a year after that.

If she's not travelling to Mexico, Instanbul, the Dominican Republic, or Thailand, then she's not having WLS unlesss TLC are covering it. I do not for one second believe TLC are involved.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She's getting really big, really quick. That thumbnail is the stuff of which nightmares are made.

 

[AboutTreeFiddy]

Wasabi is FUCKING ADORABLE. His white mustache is cute, he’s obviously a gentleman, and he has the good taste to stay far away from the Mayor of Townsville.

I thought it was Blobville in the County of Fatassia?

Have you even seen what happens to a marshmallow after you put it in the microwave...


This is more anecdotal evidence than anything, but in 12 Step programs, it's pretty much understood by the participants who are actually trying to maintain sobriety that transference of addiction is a very real and common problem. And not just addiction from one substance to another - in the groups they constantly warn of people who stopped drinking/coke/heroin, but then destroyed their rebuilt life with gambling addictions. It's pretty much understood within the rooms that if you could fall to one addiction, you could fall to any/all of them (regardless of a family history of addiction to a specific vice). Isn't that why Amber constantly prattles on about being anxious every time she has to take 'a medicine'? Anyone claiming to have a food addiction but then claiming to be immune to a gambling addiction is an idiot - but this is Amber we're talking about.


Agreed. This reminds me of Fall 2021 when Jade was visiting her family and leaving Ambo behind. Amber had to tell her audience that Jade was flying back to THE WEST COAST to see her family, to try and hide that her family's in NY. Amber NEVER lies... except for all of the times that she does.

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we bought a house, lets talk about my body, & huge torrid haul vlogmas day 10​

Lowlight Reel with Commentary.
This is vlogmas day 10, or December 9th in the Amberverse. I'm still trying to figure out exactly what outrage/scandal she's trying to push her audience into, so she can act offended and flounce by the 21st.
TL;DR: Just another bullshit Phase 3 video.

VC Andrews Gemini Read Along Update- Amber hasn't started yet.

Amber has already scratched all of the 76 tickets, tracking the results in detail. She won $89 total - the highest value winning ticket being $20. I'm sure those Elf tickets "costed" more than $1 each. Great money making scheme, Amber. Stick to eating on camera. Amber has a cunty look on her face while she attempts to trigger her audience by suggesting she's going to spend the $89 to buy more tickets.

Jade's present was a miniature military ammo crate with what looks like 3 grenades. They are bottles of 'Maple Mayham' sauce because it's Jade's favourite (but Amber's totally gonna eat it, too). Amber opened an Amazon envelope to reveal a small canister of powder that's for making fake snow. Amber is mind-blown over this stuff (which is likely similar to the high absorption gel that's used in diapers and menstrual pads).

Massive Torrid Haul: tarp, blanket, blanket, tarp, tarp, tarp, tarp tarp, tarp, tarp, and disco ball costume. It's obvious that Jade thinks at least a couple of the shirts are hideous, and it's low-key pissing Amber off. The try on will be in a different video to stretch out the vlogmas content. Amber should be allowed to exploit her fatness for views! All of the shirts are size 6, and dresses/sweaters are size 4... because of all of that recent weight loss.

Amber seems to have finally been moved by the Christmas Spirit, as she's bought a place for her homeless ex-con junkie brother to stay! Oh come on! I merely said what y'all were thinking. Amber's too retarded to assemble it, and gives up after OVER 3 MINUTES of flapping around and shrieking/singing. I wonder if she'll crawl in and get it stuck around her middle like she did with the 58" hula hoop?

Amber jokes about a 'Wifey Reveal'. You can tell Amber does NOT like that Jade won't show her face.

Amberisms: "These chips have the texture of the inside of a mattress"

Speaking of crawling in and getting stuck, I was just watching a court case about that woman who convinced her boyfriend to get into a piece of luggage and proceeded to lock him in there and left him pleading for his life while she went to bed and when she got up he was dead in there. I’d like to stick Hamber’s fat ass in that box and duct tape it and put it up under that over pass @Slappy McGherkin mentioned. Maybe some rabid Flakka or PCP user will have a feast…..

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

just die already jesus christ her life sucks.

After about a month of not paying much attention to Big AL, I come back and she's regressed to even more of a 600+ lbs toddler than previously thought possible. Did this bitch get a TBI from falling into that sidewalk divet during the Cankcle Chronicals and Diagnosis Diaries? Boring.

Her vlogmas last year pulled on average 30k more views per video. In my guesstimations, Chantal and her reactors are siphoning those who recently got bored of ALR anywhere from 6-14k, not including other viewers/reactors who already have been in both spheres. Also, not to mention that ALRs reaction channels as a collective (and sometimes individuals like Apathetic Faxx) get more views than ALR does. I see this trend continuing and spiking when Chantal comes back to Canada. Even with stagnation in Kuwait, Chantal has given us some golden nuggets. Amberlynn can't even feud with Foodie Beauty properly nor create entertainment.

Give us a show or just die faster than the rate you're killing yourself, Hamber.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Edit to avoid double post:

So I went on vacation for all of two days and I missed her building some kind of cardboard box house.

I’m okay with that.

I’m not even going to bother going through the vlogmas videos I missed.

You’re boring, Amber.


Vlogmas day 11…vlog

Why does she have a new favorite number in every video? AND WHY DOES SHE NEED ONE?

Aaah, she walks away from the camera so we can watch her ass sway. Don’t wanna get too personal, but I’m an animator and I can’t tell you how much I enjoy her full body walks. I’ve spent hours upon hours studying walks and this is FANTASTIC. Her hips dip like 90 degrees to carry her weight over. Amazing. I’m clipping this for future reference.

And there’s the cardboard house. The fuck is it for? She ain’t fitting in it. Was it for the cats or something?

Makeup is boring.

She leaves slicia packets on the ground with pets everywhere?! The hell?! Those things leave my house so fast.

OMG SHE USED HER LAST MAKEUP REMOVER LAST NIGHT. That makes what’s about to happen MORE INTERESTING.

The gift store.

Oh, is she making us watch Jade apply makeup in real time? I’m getting the fuck outta here.

I wasn’t kidding. I dipped outta the video at that point lol

 

[dfranki723]

I genuinely thought for a split second this palette was just labelled ''PIG''.

P I G

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Unless ALR is dealing with a TLC surgeon...Dr Nowzardin in Texas, Dr Charles Procter in Atlanta Georgia, or Dr Eric Smith in Georgetown (my personal bet), she is many, many months before she'll actually see a bariatric surgeon.

It could well be that Amber had a consultation with Dr. Smith. Last year, Amber and Becky drove an hour, which is the distance to Georgetown, to see her bariatric surgeon. We never heard anything about it after.

Dr. Proctor has 3 clinics, each one based with a bariatric surgeon. There is also a GP and numerous support staff. I am sure that they receive thousands of requests a year for surgery. They are likely very choosy about which patient they will take, and they do not care if they have insurance as they will always get paid.

The most she'll see is a bariatric specialist general practitioner which I believe is called a PCP in the US, a pysch, and a dietician. If she actually manages a face to face with a surgeon then this bitch is going through TLC. It just doesn't happen that a bariatric surgeon sees a patient until they have been approved for surgery via the pre-surgery tests, and the finances are in place either by health insurance or self pay which has been paid in full.

This happens not only in bariatric surgery but in a host of medical interventions. Small PL, in the research area that I worked in, the treatment of uterine fibroids through interventional radiology. The woman needed to be referred by her GP to a gynecologist which will determine if she is a good candidate for the procedure, she will talk to the interventionist the day before the procedure. There is no "vibing" with the patient, as Amber likes to call it. Amber has little understanding of how medicine works.

If she's not travelling to Mexico, Instanbul, the Dominican Republic, or Thailand, then she's not having WLS unlesss TLC are covering it. I do not for one second believe TLC are involved.

TLC let her lose a few years ago when she wanted to have creative control of the episode, so she burned that bridge. On a weekly basis, there are stories of plastic surgery misadventures in Turkey. I am sure that there are good surgeons there, as in Mexico, but the good ones would not want to operate on Amber, and you would not want to have the bad one operating on you. She will be refused surgery by Dr. Proctor, and she is stupid enough to go to Mexico. The common dominator between these locations is that surgery is cheaper, and Amber does not have the money.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Amber will never go to Mexico, but by God I wish she would. I'd gladly give her views for that.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

How did you miss her revelation while folding the blanket (or whatever it was), that she "comes quickly". And yes she was meaning what it sounded like. That was vomit inducing and almost broke me....

I didn't miss it. I condensed it to "gross inuendo", because I figured that any kiwi reading my post wouldn't want to projectile vomit their partially digested dinner. I apologize for my incomplete commentary, and I'll be sure to include descriptive detail the next time Amber starts discussing her imaginary sex life.

...So much for her thinking she was enough of a celebrity with no cash to pay for her surgery they would get her appointment in January. Never mind, she's marked her calender to start harassing the clinic from Feb 10 when their two months is up for contacting her back. The reality is that they may well contact her in 2 months to make an appointment, but that appointment might still be another couple of months later. Guess Amber doesn't realise that surgeons not only have long waitlists, especially "famous" surgeons and the rare ones that will deal with patients of deathfat proportions, will take holidays, and because WLS is totally elective rather than emergency, are often not available over holiday periods because hospitals close non-essential operating rooms so staff can go on holidays and they can get maintenance done on their equipment.

She really has zero idea how the real world works.

The part that bothers me the most about this is that now the poor staff members are going to have to deal with this boombalatti screeching at them like a fucking harpy about getting an appointment, when Amber's just using this for:
A) Content for her channel, or
B) To make it seem to her enabler(s) that she's trying to get help, or
C) Bolth.

Silver lining to all of this is at least she's been thrown a curve ball and now can't use this is as vlogmas content. Now she'll have to come up with something else last minute to cover these next 2 weeks. That is, unless she lies about them getting back to her 'super quick' - which isn't completely out of the realm of possibility given Amber's record of dishonesty.

@Diet Coke 4 Life:
...30:31 Oh, now she’s going on that she’s read comments asking how many calories are there per point in the WW scheme she’s following. AL says that’s not how WW works. Which is correct. As I recall, the WW point system is supposedly based off of macros more than it is off of calories, which is how I debunked the use of the ‘0 point foods’ by showing how you could feasibly eat only 15 points in a day and still consume over 2300 calories, which is far more than most people on WW should be aiming for. And why CICO is infinitely more tenable than WW...

The WW diet can make sense for some people - particularily those who want an easy way to keep on track, without dealing with counting calories for everything. For example, if you followed a 'Blue' plan where lean meat, eggs, fruits, and vegetables are zero points, AND you keep your daily point count as low as possible (saving it for healthy fats, and avoiding processed foods), you WOULD lose weight. I mean, unless you have an eating disorder or are mentally ill like Amber - but the program isn't meant for people like that. Sure, you might go crazy the first week or so and overeat (gaining some weight), but with no hyper-palletable foods, you'd eventually calm down and eat for hunger rather than entertainment. Does the idea of sitting down to eat 12 hard boiled eggs for breakfast sound exciting? How many celery STALKS could you eat before you'd get tired of chewing? Have you ever sat in front of the TV and mindlessly polished off an entire bag of apples? I mean, even mentally ill Amber has admitted that despite almost all "food pyramid" items making her WANT to binge, she has never actually binged on fruits, veggies, or lean unprocessed proteins - only junk food.

It can also help with days where you've over-indulged. For many, this can cause someone to mentally give up and continue to over indulge because they screwed up anyway so might as well keep going and start again tomorrow. Even if you run out of points, you don't have to starve for the rest of the day, and can eat protein rich, high vitamin/fibre foods which aren't terribly high in calories but are very filling. It helps you reduce the damage of a bad day. The high point count for processed foods and low to zero count for whole foods is also intended to help you develop the mindset that long term weight maintenence relies on you keeping the bulk of your diet to only eating unprocessed lean meats, vegetables, and fruits. (At least, it was before they started pushing their bullshit WW processed foods into the program). You just CANNOT get through a day of only eating processed foods without massively eating over your point limit, or starving for the majority of the day.

All in all, CICO is king, but WW with the correct mentality can serve a purpose, too. That being said, it CERTAINLY DOESN'T WORK when you put yourself as a 572.4lb Olympian level athlete to generate a point level that allows for gorging on horrifying amounts of ramen, candy, ice cream, and greasy take-aways.

Oh, and the obnoxious tongue clicking and incessant chatter during comment of the day is because haydurs we're accusing her of jump-cutting to specific comments, so she's trying to show it's being filmed all in one take.

 

[Noom Boom]

The reality is that they may well contact her in 2 months to make an appointment, but that appointment might still be another couple of months later.

I need to get a heating pad, because I am stretching here, but you know what would be super great? If she reviewed the clinics pre-surgery requirements right now, like a 12 month medically supervised weight loss attempt or a psychiatric evaluation, and she went ahead and started the weight loss regime and scheduled the evaluation so that when the clinic contacts her back she's already got most of the busy work out of the way.

 

[Trees]

so that when the clinic contacts her back she's already got most of the busy work out of the way.

But - she's already done the first step! How much can you expect her to do in one month on top of everything else? She's only halfway through the play-doh calendar and Jade's just walked in with another stack of scratchers!

 

[Constellationzero]

I genuinely thought for a split second this palette was just labelled ''PIG''.

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P I G

Yep.

PIG ment.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Did Jade say the gifted lite brite was sent by her mom or did I misunderstand the conversation? Either way, how old are these two? Getting stupid gifts everyday (because why do a couple things on christmas right?) and acting like they're the most awesome things. Fuck outta here.
This vlogmas is disgusting and creepy. These two and the "behbeh" whatever weird shit they're playing makes me want to vomit. I try not to kink shame but holy fuck sometimes it's necessary. Liduralleee no one wants to hear about a planet getting railed.
I feel like she's doing it on purpose now, but the mirroring of Jade and calling everything "she" is retarded.
The tents she bought are all ugly, and she was so offended that Jade had the audacity to not like that stupid ass disco ball NYE dress.
Her fat toddler hands are obnoxious. They take up the whole screen when she points and she's touching everything again. I guess covid is over right?
"A skinny person wouldn't get told they just want to show off their body" Bitch... has she never heard of instagram/twitch/tiktok thots? You know, skinny girls in next to nothing? Nah, only victimlynn dealing with the fatphobic haydurs.

Amber gets addicted to anything that squeezes her dainty pleasure centers. Buying bullshit? Addicted. Picking her skin? Addicted. Lying? Addicted. I don't even have to state the obvious.

It's funny hearing the woman who is addicted to food and shopping say she doesn't have it in her to get addicted to gambling. Can't wait until she has to downsize because she spent all their rent money on scratchers. Congrats to Jade Francis for spending >$150 and then picking up more for her.

Why would she even bother to find out if wls is covered in KY if she isn't planning on going to a doctor in KY but to another state? Hopefully she does go on 16 hour car ride and we get to see how much bigger those marshmallows of legs get.

She's retarded, obviously.

I know she's not that bright but she knows what she's doing with those thumbnails. She wants to bring in extra views using a view of her gigantic, horrifying body without anyone leaving mean comments about how disgusting she looks.

She desperately wants the "she's so brave showing her whole body" "yasss qween" faggotry. Since she can't control that, she does it and then uses it as something to point to when she's crying fatphobia.

Wipey really doesn't have a personality of her own and it seems like she is your average run-of-the-mill black dyke (or "stud" as they like to be known) with a splash of Reddit influence if you understand what I mean. She is offensively bland.

Just two boring lesbeans who use gay as their only personality trait.

 

[Salvador Dali]

How long until she ghosts her new health squadron and decides to do intuitive eating again?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

She's getting really big, really quick. That thumbnail is the stuff of which nightmares are made.

I was just thinking the same thing. I shouldn't be shocked, but still am. How is it possible to see the weight gain on 600 beast? Good thing wipey jade is so supportive and would literally drag and force her to the doctor if something was wrong.

This bitch will never get wls. She thinks she needs only 27k, but I'm guessing that is just for the bariatric surgeon. She would need all kinds of testing and classes beforehand, that she would need to pay for, and unlike the ER, they will expect payment up front.

I don't know much about wls, but I suspect she would probably need to see a cardiologist, probably a surgeon for her gallbladder, lots of labwork, and other testing (maybe a cat scan) see a dietician and/or a nutritionist, I believe you have to take an 8 week class from one or other. She would also probably need to see a gyno. And let's not forget, and Amber should already know this since she frequently goes to the ER, but she would get a separate bill from the hospital, the lab, the anesthesiologist, and other medical professionals that were in the operating room helping. Not to mention, she will not be able to lose the weight she needs to before the surgery.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

How long until she ghosts her new health squadron and decides to do intuitive eating again?

You've been reading ahead. Amber hasn't gotten to that point of her Cycle of Futility, I mean, her Weight Loss Journey Story yet.

She still hasn't done her series of TikToks and YouTube videos where she acts as an inspiration to us all, giving us tips on how she managed to successfully lose 2% of her total body weight.

Next, she has to then show us her days of eating on Weight Watchers. 20 piece McNuggets with large fries, McDouble or Quarter Pounder, and large soda. Foot long double meat double cheese sub with 2 bags of chips and 2 cookies. Dairy Queen tendies and fries combo with large Heath Blizzard... ALL IN THE SAME DAY.

Then, she has to do a video where she shows her weight gain since the last weigh in. She talks about how wonderful the WW program is, but how it doesn't work for her because it has too much flexibility and allows her to eat too much junk.

Then she temporarily switches to calorie counting while waiting for the Weight Loss Doctor's diet. This she quits within 24 hours, because any type of restriction does not allign with her unique set of eating disorders.

THEN she discovers intuitive eating to be the magical plan to lose weight and the ONLY fix to all of her food problems.

[Edited because I missed two steps]

 

[Even more 8008135]

It's been a minute since I've been able to post here (because I'm a stupid tard whose throwaway email provider apparently no longer exists ...), but I'm just going to reiterate my last post here:

What a fat fucking loser.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm in a good mood today, so instead of poking McPhat, I'm looking to find ONE redeeming quality she might have.

I'm having trouble here...

Okay.

1. I'm not married to or related to Hamber in any way and therefore never have to interact with or see her in person.

That's redeeming, right? Right?