Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Last I heard, KOTOR hit the wall in development by whomever is making it.

If I remember right, there was a demonstration of an early build and within 72 hours the entire staff was fired, so I can only imagine what utter dogshit it must have been. It's currently on indefinite hold. With where Lucasfilm and Star Wars are these days, that's probably a blessing.
 
I'll never understand what people have against ME: Andromeda, besides the fact that they should have just dropped the ME from the title and called it Andromeda to make it a completely separate game set in the ME universe, and not part of the ME series. Yes, the models and animations were crap, that was disappointing, but it wasn't a killer issue.
On top of everything you mentioned, it just wasn’t interesting. When a series hits what should have been its endpoint, I kind-of turn off from the series. And I just don’t buy games when they’re reportedly filled with bugs once they release. Never mind that the plot for Andromeda had a bunch of holes in it. There’s been videos about that already though.
 
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Imagine turning over your copious worldbuilding and lore, stories to fill a dozen games, a lot of it carefully planned out so as to surprise and delight your fans years after the first game, to this fucking guy:

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And this one's not even the tranny.
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A bit, though some of it is from the source material (Paizo is big on that stuff) and you can outright kill any gay companion if you really wanted to. It's typically handled in a way that you'd have to search for it.
original kingmaker didn't have any of that from what I remember, that bisexual, interracial orc/elf couple you can either cuck or threesome is all owlcat afaik.

the troon in wrath wasn't that well received back then either, mostly because the character (and the whole first book) was apparently shitty written, the troon part was stuck behind several checks just like the videogame iirc.

I wouldn't recommend Kingmaker. Wrath is better in every possible way.
If you have to, play the pc version. The console version of Kingmaker is notoriously buggy and Owlcat lost the license so there won't be any more update ever. It was what make owlcat lost a lot of goodwill to me tbh. There are feats and items in Kingmaker that, to this day, still doesn't work because they aren't even programmed in.
talking about recommendations, I actually started spellforce 3 recently and played it so much I gotta shill it. writing holds up for now, even when the dialogs aren't overly vast - still goes beyond and shits on the usual tropes (I had one companion literally say "who lighted all those torches in a cave no one has entered for hundred of years?") and giving you the options to actually ask what anyone in that situation would, which was kinda refreshing. it does what it needs to do without going into some shitty novel-territory and overstaying it's welcome.

"journalists" even compared parts of it to fucking dragon age (and witcher), apparently anything darker than disney is that now, same as every more challenging game than autoplay is now soulslike.

be warned tho it's not a full-fledged RPG, more a rpg/rts hybrid where you have to build and fight other armies. for some it might never do either properly, but I enjoy it so far (the RTS parts were somewhat small compared to the rest a dozen or so hours in). I think there are some diverging story paths and some non-linearity in the campaign, but haven't really looked into it while still in it (usually gonna look that up afterwards).
 
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It's currently on indefinite hold. With where Lucasfilm and Star Wars are these days, that's probably a blessing.
It is also completely unmarriageable with Disney's current canon. You'd have to butcher the games world building, lore, ancillary dialogue, it has references to EU shit like the Yuzhan Vong which Disney has zero interest in including into their new boring canon.

On top of everything you mentioned, it just wasn’t interesting
On top of everything that stupid faggot mentioned it was also shit. Andromeda has horrific writing, awful presentation, bad characters, the inability to issue squad commands, a horrendous villain, awful lore and world building, a bland and pointless open world, bad technical state, and to top it all off the female turian doesn't even have a sex scene. Finally get my chance to fuck a hot bird alien and what do I get? NOTHING.

On topic, Dragon Age's major issue is that the series has had a horrendous identity crisis. Originally a dark and edgy early 2000s grimdark fantasy before every fantasy series became a blend of blood, guts, and politicking. So now it is like a generic high fantasy feel good series about found family and getting fucked in the ass.

The series has nothing to distinguish it outside of being a Bioware product, and since that just means it is a Tumblr fanfic.

The best thing you could do for Dragon Age would be to smother it out and let something new take it's place.
 
I wish we could explore Orlais again, see Celine, etc. But I also don't mind seeing Leliana and Morrigan and Vivienne again. Also I actually liked the novel featuring Cole, Wynne, Rhys, Evangeline, and Shale. Wynne went out like a boss and I miss her.

Also I wouldn't mind a Japanese style place or group in Thedas tbh. I know I know completely out of left field but still. Gimme poofy kimono sleeves damnit lol.
 
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On topic, Dragon Age's major issue is that the series has had a horrendous identity crisis. Originally a dark and edgy early 2000s grimdark fantasy before every fantasy series became a blend of blood, guts, and politicking. So now it is like a generic high fantasy feel good series about found family and getting fucked in the ass.
DA: O was honestly the last of the good BioWare games. ME1 was 2007, ME2 2010, and in 2009 you had DA: O, which was an interesting blend of 2000's blood-spattered grimdark and more traditional lighter fantasy. Now its gone all in on being discount D&D, which sucks, never mind the BUTTON, AWESOME gameplay the second one had, Inquisition being a ham-fisted attempt to turn an MMO into a SP game.
 
I just want to know if the rumours on Twitter that the Lord of the Rings show was just a reworked Dragon Age show hold any water.
It would seem weird for Amazon to do that given how much money they spent on the IP, but I definitely think this is a more common practice than one would expect. That Halo show bore such little resemblance to the original IP that I have to suspect it was some generic spaceshit script that had a search-replace done on key terms.
 
It would seem weird for Amazon to do that given how much money they spent on the IP, but I definitely think this is a more common practice than one would expect. That Halo show bore such little resemblance to the original IP that I have to suspect it was some generic spaceshit script that had a search-replace done on key terms.

If you watched it, the Dragon Age influence was nothing short of jaw-dropping.

* Galadriel's first real scene takes place in an ice cave that looks like it came straight from the Jaws of Hakkon DLC.

* Parts of Khazad-dum look very similar to areas in Valammar, the dwarf ruin in the Hinterlands.

* The anti-elf racism we see from both common Men and Numenoreans is straight out of DA, including the slur "knife ears."

* The harfoots are pretty much the Dalish without the halla (or any pack animals!) or the creepy gods.

I'm sure people here can come up with more, but those are the big ones I remember.
 
DA: O was honestly the last of the good BioWare games. ME1 was 2007, ME2 2010, and in 2009 you had DA: O, which was an interesting blend of 2000's blood-spattered grimdark and more traditional lighter fantasy. Now its gone all in on being discount D&D, which sucks, never mind the BUTTON, AWESOME gameplay the second one had, Inquisition being a ham-fisted attempt to turn an MMO into a SP game.
Nigga don't go shitting on my boy hawke, the shit part of DA2 is making the faggot canon and the combat was always shit ever since the first dragon age with shitty encounters added, inquisition trying to be a shit mmosp is so damn true i lost count on how many times i had to farm shit for materials to a point i decided to edit my save because it was so fucking tiresome with the faggot bullnigger and the faggot elf being the same dead-weight as the faggot cortez and faggot traynor on mass effect 3, they could be replaced by a fucking dog and it would be better as dogs are useful to a degree.
Solas being the powerful niggergod is so retarded i don't even have words for that, it taught me how to hate elves and elvenfags though, still, hoping to see how they will fuck up this new iteration of the game as it seems that the woke retards on bioware skeleton crew remains, andromeda taught EA that wokeism is retarded and not profitable unless it's the fucking sims and even then it's still sketchy because you need to appeal to your players desire to decorate shit, you know, the other 99.99% of the players granted they don't pirate your shit.
 
Imagine turning over your copious worldbuilding and lore, stories to fill a dozen games, a lot of it carefully planned out so as to surprise and delight your fans years after the first game, to this fucking guy:

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And this one's not even the tranny.
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I want to believe that Weekes became a they/them like the rest of the Bioware employees so he wouldn't be fired for being a old white man.
 
I have zero hope for this game. And nobody should have e any hope for it either. Set aside the garbage plot it's going to have, it's gameplay is gonna suck and it will release in a broken state. I guarantee it.

Certainly won't be a Day 1 buy for me. I never do that anymore for a lot of reasons. If it turns out to be decent I'll wait til all the DLC is out for it, but I want solid confirmation that it's not a disaster (woke or otherwise) before I do.
 
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Certainly won't be a Day 1 buy for me. I never do that anymore for a lot of reasons. If it turns out to be decent I'll wait til all the DLC is out for it, but I want solid confirmation that it's not a disaster (woke or otherwise) before I do.
It will absolutely be gay and cringe because it's made by the same troons and dangerhairs that gave us this.
 
Cut out the need to tick every lgbtq checkbox in Inquisition and it's a pretty good game.
I dunno, the writing is still incredibly shit, the animation is horrendous, the art direction is a mess, the open world is pointless fluff, and the quest design is straight out of an MMO. It also has the worst party of any Bioware game, I felt no connection to any of them, it was like they were strictly coworkers and nothing else.

And Coryphaeus is straight up Saturday morning cartoon villain. Embarrassing for a franchise that pitted you against Loghain in it's first fucking title.
 
I bought Inquisition with my Xbox One. It really blows my mind just how long it has been.

That being said, I got all the way to the final boss and just...stopped playing. Didn't finish it. I just didn't care. I don't remember what came along that took my interest away but yeah. The LGBTQ shit was annoying even before it became annoying, the gameplay was just serviceable at best, forgettable at worst.

I don't expect the next game to be any different.
 
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