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[stupid frog]

In theory could he sell his haul?

I know collectors like stuff in their original packaging, but even opened stuff sells for something.

One time he bought some set for a single figure, then threw the rest of the box on the floor for le funny video.

But most of his Transformers seem to be regular releases, and reminder he stores (and transports) them in a huge plastic tub with no protection what so ever like a literal child.

It doesn't matter if any of them have value, because Kevin is a hoarder. He will not sell them.

Actual collectors commonly buy shit quality of stuff they really want, and then later upgrade to a better one, usually selling the old one to make up cost etc. I have never seen Kevin do this. I have not seen him sell a SINGLE thing.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Last year in a cynically pathetic PR exercise during the holiday season, the tranchers promoted their Virtue Gifting to the Native Americans. They oversaw the clothing drive that resulted in a pile of fugly and inappropriate apparel that was delivered to the people on the Rez.

They also dumped all their shitty unsellable yarn on the Rezidents, to make it look like they were really bringing the holiday cheer. (The recipients no doubt buried the yarn immediately in the backyard so it didn't stink the place up, while visions of plague blankets danced in their heads.)

Now, imagine if this season Kevryn donated a few buckets of his transformers* that haven't yet been despoiled by rats to the children of the Rez. It would be the coolest thing ever. The wee tads would love it.

Anyhow that's not gonna happen, because Kevryn is an asshole with an amhole and a hoarding fetish. God bless us, everyone!

*Sanitized by a non-trancher, obv

 

[stupid frog]

Ok. But what is the appeal?

When Kevin moved from the polycule shack they originally had to the Tranch, he lamented about how he totally didn't need his toys anymore and they were all a coping mechanism. I can't think of what to search to pull up those tweets, so someone else will have to find them. It was like a dozen tweet thread.

Actually, I remember him complaining he didn't have enough room. Now he is complaining he doesnt have enough room. No one else lives there. How much room for toys does this retard need? How much shit do they have in those two shacks? (the dome and the house or whatever the other part is that they never show...)
He repurposed most of Bonnie and Skye's room, and now his toys are lined up on shelves. Yet he still has some in bins, let alone all the stuff in their shared bedroom (which had plushies all along the ceiling, probably all dusty and nasty and dirty).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin basically has no sense of delayed gratification, he wants what he wants now and after that it's someone else's problem. Cut his dick off to get female orgasms, buy a toy to try and alleviate the "anxiety", murder millions of alpacas and bury them in a mass grave, bring about a violent revolution that destroys everything, not allow a field troon to quench their thirst from the slave labor, not post something disgusting, etc. Doesn't matter, it's time for whatever Kevin wants right now and delaying it for any reason is criminal, if it leads to bodies (of alpacas) whatever fuck it, someone else can take care of that when Kevin's onto the next thing like tiddy's.

I went on Wikipedia because I couldn't remember the age at which you're supposed to recognize the concept behind delayed gratification and the entry is surprisingly long with lots of studies, so here's some Kevin-related concepts I spotted for you to think about:

 

[stupid frog]

Doesn't matter, it's time for whatever Kevin wants right now and delaying it for any reason is criminal, if it leads to bodies (of alpacas) whatever fuck it, someone else can take care of that when Kevin's onto the next thing like tiddy's.

It's a Future Kevin problem.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Doesn't matter, it's time for whatever Kevin wants right now and delaying it for any reason is criminal, if it leads to bodies (of alpacas) whatever fuck it, someone else can take care of that when Kevin's onto the next thing like tiddy's.

THIS. This is a very important Kevin Gibes logic understanding post. He doesn't just proclaim himself a hedonist, he is and will be one until death with or without realizing it. It helps understand his behavior since it's a key philosophy/emotional point of his. Now if only I could understand how he got so stupid about politics...

I kept thinking about when children learned delayed gratification, and it really shows that somehow, his emotional maturity got stunted around kindergarten and for the life of me I couldn't tell you why, just that he will likely never take steps to change it. He doesn't think he needs to even if it has direct consequences on his life. I don't know how or if he could ever change. He really, really fears getting old, so perhaps dying middle age and leaving and older than he looks corpse behind might be his ideal planning considering he's never invested in retirement or any later living situation, period.

murder millions of alpacas and bury them in a mass grave,

That's not true, that would mean Kevin went outside and did anything other than occasionally pet or manhandle an alpaca. Besides, the slow death of starvation and neglect is long term gratification (I guess) for Penny and the killing is more of the sweet release of death from this alpaca flavored prison.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Kevin basically has no sense of delayed gratification, he wants what he wants now and after that it's someone else's problem. Cut his dick off to get female orgasms, buy a toy to try and alleviate the "anxiety", murder millions of alpacas and bury them in a mass grave, bring about a violent revolution that destroys everything, not allow a field troon to quench their thirst from the slave labor, not post something disgusting, etc. Doesn't matter, it's time for whatever Kevin wants right now and delaying it for any reason is criminal, if it leads to bodies (of alpacas) whatever fuck it, someone else can take care of that when Kevin's onto the next thing like tiddy's.

I went on Wikipedia because I couldn't remember the age at which you're supposed to recognize the concept behind delayed gratification and the entry is surprisingly long with lots of studies, so here's some Kevin-related concepts I spotted for you to think about:
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My personal theory (As a world renowned Gibesologist) all of Kevin’s‘s taste in plastic tat (collectibles) is the same as a 14~15 year old boy.

Kevin‘s father passed away when he was 14 years old.

Kevin had a rough go at it but he did continue through high school and finished, I think he did some college and he even managed to get a long-term girlfriend for a while which I think kept pushing him to “be an adult”.
But anyone who’s had a very very nerdy introverted friend (or is one) will know, they only move forward if their girlfriend or family pushes them, and if the girlfriends not around they stand still and do nothing.
Kevin’s girlfriend left him to go fuck his brother, and Kevin didn’t want to move forward and at this time he knew Penny through his girlfriend and decided to do what Penny did because I’m sure Penny just constantly talks about how amazing being trans is and wanted to crack Kevin’s egg and castrate him as that seems to be his fetish.

Kevin now “free” from all of us Adulting reverted back to that 14 year old boy because sadly his life was never better before then.

Spoiler: Epilogue

lol Kevin’s fat

 

[stupid frog]

You could almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't a terrible person.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn's father dying was undoubtedly a huge turning point, but he was very very very fucked up even before that. He was in some sort of special ed, and he still whines about fighting with his father on the way to school because he didn't want to get out of the car when they got there.

Which was part and parcel of his lifelong hatred of education in general. He has mentioned he was not allowed to phone home daily to beg his mommy to let him flee the hellscape of his middle school experience. Later, he retconned this personal mein kampf into a narrative where the true problem was that he was a beautiful gorl from the time he was a zygote, and The Fash teachers and staff were on a personal mission to destroy the delicate flower of his psyche. And that's why he had to cut off his dick and have the amhole installed, and move on to his life's work of cracking the eggs of similar mental misfits.

I just cannot fathom how he ever managed to get a girlfriend. Maybe she was one of those "I can fix/save this retarded little buttnugget. All he needs is the love of a good woman!!!" types. Kudos to her for coming to her senses in time to gtfo.

TL;DR As Jim Lahey might have put it, the death of Kevryn's father was the turd nugget on top of the shit-stained parfait of Kevryn's life up to that point.

 

[Brain Problems]

I could not care less what bullshit Kevin (or anyone else) collects in his spare time under any other circumstance outside of using it as ammunition to make fun of him on our mean girl racist internet stalker forum... if he spent his own fucking money and wasn't ebegging constantly while animals are being criminally neglected and his "family" lives in poverty by any other name.

It's the absolute balls (ironically) of this retarded troon to cry poor while ordering embarrassing plastic shit and telling everyone about it that even a dyed-in-the-wool welfare queen would shake her head at.

It's so explicit that I almost think there's an element of S&M to it where he not only gets off on peoples' shitting on him for obviously grifting (not using it casually, how else do you describe what he's doing?) but also enjoys rubbing it in peoples' faces too like he's saying, ha ha look at what I managed to hustle people into paying for ha ha.

 

[Souji Tendou]

When Kevin moved from the polycule shack they originally had to the Tranch, he lamented about how he totally didn't need his toys anymore and they were all a coping mechanism. I can't think of what to search to pull up those tweets, so someone else will have to find them. It was like a dozen tweet thread.

Actually, I remember him complaining he didn't have enough room. Now he is complaining he doesnt have enough room. No one else lives there. How much room for toys does this retard need? How much shit do they have in those two shacks? (the dome and the house or whatever the other part is that they never show...)
He repurposed most of Bonnie and Skye's room, and now his toys are lined up on shelves. Yet he still has some in bins, let alone all the stuff in their shared bedroom (which had plushies all along the ceiling, probably all dusty and nasty and dirty).

Re: not enough room.

Disastercryptid said they were able to just nab a monitor when getting the fuck out when I posted their logs, but who the fuck would keep around a good amount spares to begin with? Nobody but hoarders.

Same reason they have a rat plague, hoarding shit ad infinitum definitely makes them show up.

Theres no real proof about hoarding seeing as that the indoor pics tend to be scarce as fuck, but would you really be surprised?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Re: not enough room.

Disastercryptid said they were able to just nab a monitor when getting the fuck out when I posted their logs, but who the fuck would keep around a good amount spares to begin with? Nobody but hoarders.

Same reason they have a rat plague, hoarding shit ad infinitum definitely makes them show up.

Theres no real proof about hoarding seeing as that the indoor pics tend to be scarce as fuck, but would you really be surprised?

I imaging that even though Kevin doesn't see anything wrong with posting pics on his SM showing off the toy hoard the rest of the tranchers, when they do take pics of the inside move things out of the way and stage it to not look like hoarder's house. Meaning they have just enough self-awareness to know that showing that kind of stuff could hurt their grift and make an "effort" to shove all the crap in a corner away from the cameras.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

It's a Future Kevin problem.

Funny enough he literally said that

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[Winnie the Poohnani]

"Anne Frankly, I intend to send my penis to a death camp cuz fuck that dick." I wonder if Kevryn ever pissed on an electric fence just to pwn Kevryn. That would be about what one would expect.

 

[FinnSven]

Funny enough he literally said that
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If he ever does get his comically large tits, not only would his shit posture cause them to sag, but his back would be fucked quickly and every other tweet will be about his chronic back pain.

And I am sure this tweet will come back to haunt him more than once.

 

[Pig Cups]

Your regular reminder that Phil (Penny), Kevin's apparent dom/"wife" thing and "Mxstress" has to have a dedicated "chewing side" because he can't afford to get dental care to fix the excruciating pain in his mouth.

He posted this yesterday:


My god…



His breath must be like a coffin. Or maybe like dead-toothed Whitey Bulger’s, which supposedly reeked of tobacco juice and liquor.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Too bad massive porn star titties, necrovag, and plastic junk for Kevin is more important than dental and animal care.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Phil, buddy, nothing says 'beautiful woman' like stubble all over your craggy face. And big gnarly rotted gnashers.

Are you sure Kevryn isn't stealing -- or watering down -- your share of the estrogen? Cuz I'm here to tell you, man, the magic just ain't happenin'.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I could not care less what bullshit Kevin (or anyone else) collects in his spare time under any other circumstance outside of using it as ammunition to make fun of him on our mean girl racist internet stalker forum... if he spent his own fucking money and wasn't ebegging constantly while animals are being criminally neglected and his "family" lives in poverty by any other name.

It's the absolute balls (ironically) of this retarded troon to cry poor while ordering embarrassing plastic shit and telling everyone about it that even a dyed-in-the-wool welfare queen would shake her head at.

It's so explicit that I almost think there's an element of S&M to it where he not only gets off on peoples' shitting on him for obviously grifting (not using it casually, how else do you describe what he's doing?) but also enjoys rubbing it in peoples' faces too like he's saying, ha ha look at what I managed to hustle people into paying for ha ha.

Right, a coomer who buys a bunch of shit and posts about his fetishes on Twitter is at this point not noteworthy for the level of criticism Kevin receives, that's for like a few one-off posts in the Sideshow thread when you discover someone for a random braindead take. But that's not the story Kevin sells to the world about himself and the Tranch. While the rest of Kevin's stuff is lolworthy enough if he toned any of it down, like say not tweeting about how estrogen makes him want to drink piss, it wouldn't change Kevin's constant sociopathic dishonesty about people he claims to care about. Kevin's vengeful bitter hatred about the Kiwi Farms members "fits the pattern" of Kevin's false persona but at least it's understandable in that he dislikes us for revealing his dishonesty, his treatment of the other Tranch members and the Tranch itself can't be explained away in this manner.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

Finally all caught up again.
A few pages ago, there was some discussion as to how one might go about making Kev-Kev look like a woman, considering the fact that he passes as one about as well as your average construction worker. Unfortunately for Kevin, there is no hope. His masculinity runs far too deep for him to ever, ever look like a proper woman. From his body type, to his face shape, to his hairline, he's probably among the worst candidate for transsexualism on this side of the planet.

There's an interesting trend with the twitter troons, which is that the vast majority of them are all incredibly, irrefutably male. Some could maybe look a bit more female with lip fillings or something, but Kevin and co. can't be saved by anything. Not that he would be attractive as a man, either, but maybe if he felt more like one, he might feel the irresistible siren song of the gym.

Anyway, Kevin is fat and will never pass. Which is, I would imagine, the entire point of being trans. (For the ones that care about how they look, anyway.)