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It never ceases to amuse me that these people are basically whiskey tangos with better press.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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"Capitalism makes it hard to raise children without television, which enforces capitalism's values onto children. This is why it's so important to watch television, so we can stick it to capitalist white supremacists!"
lol
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He is strangely unaware or misunderstanding of many social situations.
I get that yes it was similar to the situation with his brother as in an extra person living with a couple, but dynamic wise a partner’s brother living with a couple is very fucking different to an ex living with a new couple.
Unless, his brother was seeing this girl before him?
I don’t think that was the case, but it wouldn’t be surprising.
And to be honest she sounds pretty socially stunted too.
It’s pretty obvious, to even many retards like us, that whatever Kevvie’s real issues are he is a needy clingy person and even attempting to introduce a New Romantic Relationship* into a living space with him was going to be complicated, weird and hassle.
The best thing for everyone involved would have been to insist he moved out, or moved out herself before getting involved in a new relationship.
I know these days people are expected to be cool with former partners new relationships, but anyone who isn’t a kid or an autist knows that such a situation would get awkward as fuck, especially with a dysfunctional man child like kevvie involved.
*Autocorrect was pretty insistent that these words be capitalized, so I went with it.
Who knew the Autocorrect software is such a fan of early 80s fashion and music?
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So basically, TV bad, watch Steven Jewniverse.
It's sort of like that being friends with an ex thing. Yes you can and should do that unless it was a mutual nightmare. Hating exes is a recipe for permanent retardation and turning into an MRA/man-hating dyke. But no you shouldn't do it immediately, just keep it distant for a while and if it happens, it happens.
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I know what you mean but I scoff when people say they are friends with all of their exes.
Mostly I think it is just that they don’t have any real issue with their exes, but they don’t have a lot to do with them, if at all.
That is different to being a friend.
Cotton
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Kevvie does have a humiliation fetish with all his bimbo musk slut piss drinking degeneracy but I think this more about going on a self-righteous sperg out.
He's been successful in defending his excessive toy collecting so far and the arguments he uses are premium woke leftist bullshit: accusations of policing the private finances of a marginalized individual, denying the agency of poor people, wanting poor people to be in constant miserable privation, hatred of those coping with mental illness, transphobia, classism, elitism, etc etc.
Kevin is confident in these arguments and wants an opportunity to obliterate uppity unqueers to the awed praise of his followers.
I like your point about his love of smugly showing off the largess of his paypigs. Kevvie documents his ever increasing avalanche of filthy Transformers but he's such a HOT queer lesbian bimbo slut that the donations keep rolling in. Just wait until those bodacious baps get installed!
This made me think of something that happened a while ago:
Remember how thrilled and invigorated he was when he frightened a random woman in a parking lot by bellowing at her? For all the social anxiety he claims to have, he eagerly targeted someone who he perceived to be vulnerable. I'm sure he felt very empowered with the Tranch commandos backing him up as he let his misogyny rip.
Kevin is a danger to women and children and his cowardice makes him devious and slippery. His fear of punishment keeps him somewhat inhibited and knows better than to pull this aggression around men who might object. But when he sees an opportunity to prey on someone weaker, someone who can't retaliate, he becomes motivated and bold. Combine that with his total indifference to the animal abuse that goes on at the Tranch and he's a real monster.
Remember how thrilled and invigorated he was when he frightened a random woman in a parking lot by bellowing at her? For all the social anxiety he claims to have, he eagerly targeted someone who he perceived to be vulnerable. I'm sure he felt very empowered with the Tranch commandos backing him up as he let his misogyny rip.
Kevin is a danger to women and children and his cowardice makes him devious and slippery. His fear of punishment keeps him somewhat inhibited and knows better than to pull this aggression around men who might object. But when he sees an opportunity to prey on someone weaker, someone who can't retaliate, he becomes motivated and bold. Combine that with his total indifference to the animal abuse that goes on at the Tranch and he's a real monster.
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He is the very epitome of the "toxic masculinity" wokies despise, but he gets a pass simply by virtue of claiming to be a woman. No different than Fallon Fox in that respect.
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All I want for Christmas is that Kevin gets his monstrous tits and perennial back pain.
Pampered Degenerate
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Don't forget the skullet.
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There's a troon in the SRS thread who got F-cups installed that look like cursed tumors and the troon in question says they cause him enormous pain and discomfort and shit like this just puts a little spring in my step.
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I do enjoy Wedge’s Kev tier rants, he’s so transparent in his wording.
“Kids are at risk from television and internet, from getting addicted to gambling or become right wing!”
Geeewiz wedge are you missing, I don’t know, perhaps an extremely common and most likely scenario of kids being on supervised whiles using a computer?
Oh that’s right none of your ilk think that grooming children online is a problem.
Also wedge is confirmed to be an absolute 100% Chonkers since getting his amHole installed. When listing off all the bad things, he snuck in “fatphobic”
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So, why the shit does capitalism care about white supremacy? Seems like that's a bit of of a distraction from making money. Also, is this motherfucker implying Steven Universe and Owl House are "against the system"?
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It’s not uncommon these days to conflate all so called right wing viewpoints, philosophies and creeds as fascist or intolerant.
In Europe it is a bit more understandable as posh people and aristocrats usually are wealthy, keen to be wealthier and elitist.
But even so this does not actually make them fascists.
In a slight ironic twist, a former cult member like wedge has more in common than most people to aristocrats, in that he grew up in sheltered environment, with it’s own rules and active attempts to shield the members from society as much as possible.
This could be why he is clueless about the “system”. It’s all a bit alien to him.
Also “fatphobia” is the highest form of bullshit in general.
There are rare glandular conditions but one has to actually put in a serious amount of lack of self care to get to the size in which being a porker is detrimental to one’s quality of life.
Loads of people who are fat bastards and fat bastardesses actually function perfectly fine, can sit in airplane or cinema seats, can find clothes and not break their ankles when walking.
People are not prejudiced about enormous fuckers out of some kind of ignorance, it’s out of motivating them to take better care of themselves.
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Not to ape a politcow but "they're not against the system they are the system." If wedgie is just upset he doesn't have 200 episodes of owl house to binge watch, don't blame homophobes. Blame the show for sucking so much that Disney wanted it gone because it was bleeding money to keep it going. Sucks but that's how capitalism actually works.
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Don't think I forgot about you TERFs! Reserving this post for now, I will add later today when I have access to my files!
Big ups @Boris Blank's glass eye
Big ups @Mr Snoid
Big ups @AMHOLIO
Expectedly, due to the prolonged downtime from the whole Keffals debacle and the several sagas therein, this update is less exciting (and less detailed as a result) than previous ones. However, there is much to look forward to in Kevin's frankentroonussy and bolt-ons on the horizon. It is always darkest before dawn.
May you all have a very Merry Christmas from one psychotic TERF to another! I am hopeful for the new year ahead and all it holds, in horror and in entertainment. <3
Happy 2300 pages Kevin!!
We surpassed 2200 pages on August 21th, and Kevin will still never be a woman. So, what has transpired since then?- Kevin supports Keffals’ #DropKiwiFarms crusade
- One of the bathrooms at the Tranch floods because of a burst pipe, e-begging ensues
- Kevin is excited for his neovagina revision consultation appointment
- He wants to opt for peritoneal pull-through (PPT) for his revision surgery as it results in more “depth” and requires less frequent dilation
- @Mackerel Fish Stew informs the thread that this method is used for women born without a vagina
- Kevin claims he “dilated religiously for a long time”
- Kevin’s new neovagina will be partly made from HUMAN CADAVER (AlloDerm)
- @Ninon42 digs more into AlloDerm and finds that is mostly geared towards dental products and is a subsidiary of AbbVie, the creator of Lupron: the defining puberty blocker/chemical castration agent
- Kevin believes that all marginalized people should be verified on Twitter by default
- @Adrenochrome Dreams tells us that Alloderm is made from corpse dermis, but cells are removed to suppress any host immune response, allowing wounds to heal better and more efficiently
- Kevin chalks up his lack of physical fitness on “Long Covid” and not the fact he is a NEET that consooms porn 20+ hours a day
- Kevin then goes on to claim that if he would experience menopause if he stopped his estrogen consumption
- Kevin, an incel living in a BDSM commune, uses PrEP, a prophylactic drug used by sexually active people at risk of contracting HIV
- Kevin refers to Dear Leader as “one of the most embarrassing people on the Internet”
- After Kevin’s breast augmentation, he wishes to cut his hair to adopt a tomboy style
- Kevin’s cadaver troonussy was featured on the front page after some downtime
- Proud of himself, Kevin steals the “no shoplifting” sticker from a public bathroom
- Kevin terms nose rings as “queer identifiers”
- Matt Walsh, political commentator, retweets someone ridiculing Kevin’s Frankenneovag
- Following his SRS, Wedge cannot fit into any of his existing clothes
- Neck comes out of hiding to post a video of him kissing at the camera followed by publishing tweets of suicide baiting
- Kevin’s consultation appointment for breast augmentation is booked for Halloween
- Kevin is unable to handle firearms because of his “severe phobia of loud bangs”
- He then manages to turn UK Prime Minister Liz Truss’ resignation into a fetish
- Kevin’s plastic surgeon is hesitant to install comically large implants on his chest and is more interested in “feminizing” his tube pickles
- Kevin copes and seethes about the possibility of Elon altering Twitter’s Terms of Service to be less troon-friendly
- Because you can post tits on Tumblr again, Kevin returns to his Tumblr, TransSalamander, to expectedly share his fleshy traffic cones
- Kevin freaks out at the largely astroturfed prospect of Twitter “collapsing” after African-American Hitler purchased Twitter and demands his orbiters to throw money at Patreon troons
- He then continues to grieve the fact that Twitter alternatives, Mastodon and Cohost, are utter dogshit when compared to BirdApp
- Kevin incites violence against Matt Walsh, troon agitator, in the wake of the Colorado gay club shooting; meanwhile, the man that murdered five people claims to be “non-binary:” the same ilk to which Kevin belongs
- Kevin lets it slip that there are several well-fed mice colonizing his bedroom
- Someone calls Kevin a man and he spends several paragraphs of word salad telling us how unbothered he is that someone called him a man
- To Kevin, he looks like a “fagdyke who wants to be fucked by other fagdykes and make unqueers uncomfortable”
Big ups @Boris Blank's glass eye
Big ups @Mr Snoid
Big ups @AMHOLIO
Expectedly, due to the prolonged downtime from the whole Keffals debacle and the several sagas therein, this update is less exciting (and less detailed as a result) than previous ones. However, there is much to look forward to in Kevin's frankentroonussy and bolt-ons on the horizon. It is always darkest before dawn.
May you all have a very Merry Christmas from one psychotic TERF to another! I am hopeful for the new year ahead and all it holds, in horror and in entertainment. <3
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I would settle for him finally getting his revision/revulsion surgery and getting back his perineal pain.
If there were an implants-gone-bad arc, I would probably die laughing, of terminal schadenfreude.
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The good thing is that we probably don't have to choose between back pain induced by misshapen tits and disastrous amhole surgery. We can have both.
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Goddess bless America.
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Does he have a date yet for either of his surgeries? I remember him saying his moob surgery was going to be more like "breast shape feminization" than the huge bolt ons he wanted. I have a feeling we'll get another surgery saga after these two when he decides, no actually that's not good enough, give me the watermelons.
Dr. Funk
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If that's the case, I'm gonna be disappointed. I'll settle for nothing less than Kevryn getting watermelon-sized monstrosities grafted onto his chest and spectacularly destroying his spine and his general health for neglecting to take care of them post-surgery. Don't deny me that glorious, hideous drama, please. We would have content for months!