Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Good fucking lord. You can see towards the left that his gums are either receding, bleeding, or both. The ones on the right look pretty swollen (check out how it kind of "peaks"), and it looks like the tartar is pushing the gums off the teeth. I can't decide whether he has pretty heavy tartar and decay OR it's just stained (or maybe restoration that has really fucked up? Doubt it).

Anyway - PenPen's bad teeth is (no surprise) avoidable by brushing and flossing. Hell, even if he didn't do that, a quick trip to the dentist will do. A single purchase of a transformer's toy can afford a pretty okay cleanup (or at least you can do so where I'm from). I can't decide whether I'm mad about being so careless about your oral hygiene, Kevryn haplessly throwing money away while his Mistress suffers in pain, or both.

If this goes on we're looking at eventual tooth loss. Won't be surprised if he'd developed periodontis already. That tartar stuck between the gums and the teeth is going to eventually erode the structure that keeps your teeth down if not treated. Once you get periodontis, you'd need to visit the dentist regularly for clean-up because otherwise it'll keep coming back. I'm surprised he's dealt with it for so long because I'd assume his gums hurt from being swollen, even long before decay happens. So he must've continually ignored it and it got worse...

Anyway, your reminder to floss today, and get that regular dentist check-up. Might cost a bit and two just for a clean-up, but it'll save you from fucking gum recession and tooth loss.
 
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Wedge is still buttblasted
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Goddamn, but once these faggots get hold of what they think is an excuse, it becomes their go-to for their entire miserable shitty lives. As if they have no agency whatsoever, as the wokies call it. Despite being white, male, and "living on Easy Mode".

It's amazing how capitalism and the patriarchy holds a gun to their heads and they have absolutely no say in the matter. "Buy the fucking transformer toy, Kevryn, or I will kill you," said Capitalism. "Yes, please dominate me more," says Kevryn. Once he buys his new toy, it's back to "Please stop me before I consoom again."

I'll say one thing. All this incessant sniveling about The Patriarchy, Capitalism, and White Supremacy just affirms my faith in all of those glorious and time-tested institutions.

And you're still not getting a thread, Wedgie-boy. LOL
 
He won't get his own thread, but is there any place we can move wedge updates too aside the Kevin thread? I only ask because wedge and Kevin have long since cut all ties to each other.
I guess maybe the Tranch thread, but Wedge and his child abandoning buddy Neck are only really only slightly Tranch adjacent as they had more interaction with Kevryn before Kevvie managed to piss Wedge off. Granted everything triggers Wedge. Hell, do we even know if Wedge and Neck are still a thing?
 
I kept thinking about when children learned delayed gratification, and it really shows that somehow, his emotional maturity got stunted around kindergarten and for the life of me I couldn't tell you why, just that he will likely never take steps to change it.
As long as we're playing armchair psychologists, exactly how old was Kevin when his father died? A complete lack of healthy male role models in Kevin's youth would explain a disturbing amount of his behavior.
 
As long as we're playing armchair psychologists, exactly how old was Kevin when his father died? A complete lack of healthy male role models in Kevin's youth would explain a disturbing amount of his behavior.

14 I believe. Someone mentioned that in another post about armchair psyching him as developmentally stuck at the age he was when his dad died.
 
As long as we're playing armchair psychologists, exactly how old was Kevin when his father died? A complete lack of healthy male role models in Kevin's youth would explain a disturbing amount of his behavior.

Here it was.

My personal theory (As a world renowned Gibesologist) all of Kevin’s‘s taste in plastic tat (collectibles) is the same as a 14~15 year old boy.

Kevin‘s father passed away when he was 14 years old.

Kevin had a rough go at it but he did continue through high school and finished, I think he did some college and he even managed to get a long-term girlfriend for a while which I think kept pushing him to “be an adult”.
But anyone who’s had a very very nerdy introverted friend (or is one) will know, they only move forward if their girlfriend or family pushes them, and if the girlfriends not around they stand still and do nothing.
Kevin’s girlfriend left him to go fuck his brother, and Kevin didn’t want to move forward and at this time he knew Penny through his girlfriend and decided to do what Penny did because I’m sure Penny just constantly talks about how amazing being trans is and wanted to crack Kevin’s egg and castrate him as that seems to be his fetish.

Kevin now “free” from all of us Adulting reverted back to that 14 year old boy because sadly his life was never better before then.

lol Kevin’s fat
 
Kevin now “free” from all of us Adulting reverted back to that 14 year old boy because sadly his life was never better before then.
I'm with @Winnie the Poohnani on this one: it's an in addition to problem. You really have to emphasize how he just kinda refused to grow up...period. There was an incident he talked about where his dad literally had to force him out of the car to go to school. This man begged mom to take him home all throughout middle school, even before dad passed. Somehow he was stunted at 5 and now has the skills of a spoiled 14 year old, mainly because he refuses to learn anything else. 14 year olds are bastards but they have more empathy and awareness than Kevin does.


It's so explicit that I almost think there's an element of S&M to it where he not only gets off on peoples' shitting on him for obviously grifting (not using it casually, how else do you describe what he's doing?) but also enjoys rubbing it in peoples' faces too like he's saying, ha ha look at what I managed to hustle people into paying for ha ha.
I can see that. It might also be humble bragging and not thinking about the previous part because he's stupid.

Funny enough he literally said that
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He made a tweet thread talking about "future me's problems" and how he always put it off for later. He just "lol consequences" then surprised pikachu when it happens.


I wonder if Kevryn ever pissed on an electric fence just to pwn Kevryn. That would be about what one would expect.
He's so stupid he'd do it without thinking it would pwn Kevryn, he just wants his fun NOW NOW NOW.

There's an interesting trend with the twitter troons, which is that the vast majority of them are all incredibly, irrefutably male.
There have been studies that higher amounts of testosterone are sometimes found in autistic males. So you know.

God I feel bad for gay people.
So many of them are just normal ass people that just like the same sex.
Imagine being a boomer homo. Having to hold that shit inside for decades, feeling fucked because all you did wrong was like another person of the same gender. Finally after fighting tooth and nail to get your right to marriage; you succeed. Then suddenly the fringe trans subculture that latched onto your movement turns into a full-blown circus that instead of fighting for equal rights, fight to dismantle the rights of others because their entire identity is based on literal denial of reality.
And all because you aren't standard heterosexual, you are tethered to these fucking clowns.
I know some boomers, and the good news is that they don't feel much fallout from it since they're mot online 24/7 or where troons are. The fallout comes mostly from people who are further pushed into homophobia by these tards actions, but the boomers are old enough and survived so much that they just roll their eyes since they're vets. I feel bad for the younger crowd who are gay but not genderspecial since they have to go through it more.

Thanks Kevvie, thanks Cerabella, you make my day.

Wedge is still buttblasted
I'm glad some things never change.

Goddamn, but once these faggots get hold of what they think is an excuse, it becomes their go-to for their entire miserable shitty lives. As if they have no agency whatsoever, as the wokies call it. Despite being white, male, and "living on Easy Mode".
It is and it's a good thing to look out for in life, at least that's what I'm inspired to do after it.

Kevin's so weird since he wants to act like a child but wants the agency to vote and be able to purchase things while others take care of the rest for him. He's too scared to drive but not scared to share his fetishes or tell others how to live. He wants to smoke weed all day and screw the police but not a single fuck given on fixing or doing anything. He wants only the things that aren't fun taken care of for him, but he'll slowly encounter that things can't work out like that for him once Penny and the tranch encounter more and more trouble.


As long as we're playing armchair psychologists, exactly how old was Kevin when his father died? A complete lack of healthy male role models in Kevin's youth would explain a disturbing amount of his behavior.
It's really him being retarded. Like I doubt that even if Kevin's father was alive that Kevin would be functional. I would say his mom would have had an easier time pushing her son to be better with the help of his father, BUT it was a fucking hard time to get Kevin to grow up when there was two of them. Once Kevin left his house, he could have just as easily reverted back to manbaby. Enough men who don't troon out do, and if Kevin still met Penny the enabler, he'd be on the same path of uselessness imo. But that's my thought.


Troons almost routinely had either abusive, weak, or absent fathers, sometimes some combination of the above.
Remember, if you want to help ensure your kid doesn't troon, you need to be in his life and not half ass it tradkiwis. Sometimes you don't get a choice even if you want to (e.g. Kevin's dad passed).
 

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Wedge: <social justice word salad rant on random topic>

I have to say I'm a bit impressed by his... persistence in posting these unprovoked white-knighting sperg-fests on behalf of groups he doesn't belong to after having been dragged multiple times by members of said groups in the past. Guess that's the power of autism!

...though he was starting to chunk up a bit back around when he got neutered, so perhaps he's more justified in bitching about fatphobia now.
 
I just cannot fathom how he ever managed to get a girlfriend. Maybe she was one of those "I can fix/save this retarded little buttnugget. All he needs is the love of a good woman!!!" types. Kudos to her for coming to her senses in time to gtfo.
Didn't she marry his brother? I don't retain info about her, but if she still married in to that family, something must be off.

Funny enough he literally said that
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I know, that's why I said it. But I like seeing this tweet again (I assume), because his gut will def gain more weight than those breasts would have weighed.
 
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Didn't she marry his brother? I don't retain info about her, but if she still married in to that family, something must be off.
She didn't marry his brother, but it would be hilarious if she did. The story seemed to be that after they broke up Kevin was still living in their apartment with her new boyfriend, and it predictably didn't work out well as a roommate situation and he got the boot. He said that there was a similar situation that happened when he had been living in an apartment with his girlfriend (I guess fiance at the time) and his brother. The girlfriend didn't like Kevin's brother so she kicked him out of the apartment and this resulted in Kevin and his brother becoming estranged.
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