Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I don't like seeing John Cazale (PBUH) even in the same sentence as Piggy.

It’s a testament to the talent of him as an actor, taken before his time.

Could you imagine Tom Hanks playing Fatrick?

Of course not! He would make Fatrick a lovable misunderstood clumsy oaf.

Daniel Day Lewis would go completely into character, but would fail as Lewis would plainly write a superior set of sci fi novels and would satisfy a woman.

Steve Buscemi might be able to do it as creepy sleazy low rent con men and grifters are his bread and butter, but only an accomplished thespian like Cazale could truly revolt and entertain in the way which Fatrick lives his life.

 

[AnOminous]

Steve Buscemi might be able to do it as creepy sleazy low rent con men and grifters are his bread and butter, but only an accomplished thespian like Cazale could truly revolt and entertain in the way which Fatrick lives his life.

He's nowhere near fat enough. Maybe Vincent d'Onofrio.

The best would probably be Bob Mack, who played the dead fat guy in Seven.

 

[Meat Target]

Not directly Pat-related, but...

A new challenger approaches?



Edit: A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

 

[Associate Rick]

I love that genre. "Nil by Mouth" reigns supreme but Ken Loach also has some good, if over-dramatized, films in the same vein, "Sorry we missed you" is well worth a watch.

Also Made in Britain, with a very young Tim Roth as a skinhead.

 

[AnOminous]

A new challenger approaches?

Unsurprisingly he seems to be at least Sad Puppies-adjacent.

 

[Meat Target]

Sad Puppies-adjacent.

What's that?

 

[Associate Rick]

He's nowhere near fat enough. Maybe Vincent d'Onofrio.

The best would probably be Bob Mack, who played the dead fat guy in Seven.

Am I mistaken in thinking that Brendan Fraser has already nailed the role?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I love that genre. "Nil by Mouth" reigns supreme but Ken Loach also has some good, if over-dramatized, films in the same vein, "Sorry we missed you" is well worth a watch.

Brassed Off (with Pete Postlethwaite and Ewan McGregor) is a good one, though more low-key, as it's based on real life

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I've been lurking in both forums for almost 3 years, and finally decided to make an account. The sole reason being to thank you gentlemen (Kiwi and Ona) for all your incredible work. I'm pretty sure one day the time will come and ypu'll all find yourselves in front of the Almighty fearing for your mortals souls. And as he's reading an enourmous list with your many many crimes (stalker) he'll suddendly come to a halt, and the frown will turn into a smile: "Holee shit, you're a patposter too? Why didn't you say so? Get in here man! The beer is in that fridge by the poll. See where Fatty's grandma is sitting on PCJ's lap over there? Yeah right next to it!"

Also. Pat, as an actual certified health worker who also happens to be a minority in an impoverish 3rd world country: You're fucking FAT! By EVERY fucking medical stardard.

Spherical too.

 

[beef lo mein]

@Meat Target: Pretty sure the Sad Puppies were a group of sci fi writers led up by Vox Day edit; sorry, not Vox Day but Larry Correia—Vox was a member of the adjacent Rabid Puppies—who wanted to clean up the wokeshit at the Hugo awards. They had cowish tendencies of their own but in theory their idea was a good one. As far as I remember, they were against the pedoshit in SFF and supportive of people like Moira.

Editing again because also pretty sure the Rabids were more cowish than the Sads.

 

[Simon]

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Brendan Fraser is a national treasure and I would not subject him to this cruelty.

 

[Reverend]

Not directly Pat-related, but...

A new challenger approaches?

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Oh man I hope Monica is related to Neal Breen and we can lump them in with RLM sheningans.

 

[FinnSven]

He's nowhere near fat enough. Maybe Vincent d'Onofrio.

The best would probably be Bob Mack, who played the dead fat guy in Seven.

Well as there has already been Shrek comparisons, perhaps Mike Myers could break out the fatsuit again?

Fat Bastard is Fatrick if he was Scottish and more pleasant to be around.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Also Made in Britain, with a very young Tim Roth as a skinhead.

Excellent film, loved it. Alan Clarke's trifecta of "Scum", "The Firm" and "Made in Britain" is top-tier, "Scum" introduced me to Ray Winstone and i watch pretty much anything with him in it ever since. "Scum" also had a rather good canadian remake in "Dog Pound", that film lived off of its casting of amateur performers.

Brassed Off (with Pete Postlethwaite and Ewan McGregor) is a good one, though more low-key, as it's based on real life

Oh, very nice, haven't heard of that one before. Love me some Postlethwaite, RIP.

 

[John_Smith]

Already seen them, as “Shogun Assassin”. And Yojimbo the blind swordsman.

I confess that international and alternative cinema is a passion of mine.

Zatoichi is the blind swordsman. Yojimbo was a Kurosawa film. (viewable on archive.org, cursed be that thing) Based on a Dashiell Hammett story or stories, and plagiarized by Sergio Leone in a Fistful of Dollars. Followed by Sanjuro, which has cinema's first blood gush, IIRC. I think we can safely add classic Japanese chop-em ups to things Patso is utterly ignorant about, so discussing it here will most certainly confuse and anger him. A confused and angered lolcow produces more milk.

Someone wondered if Patso drink's Maker's Mark. He does. There are photos proving it somewhere. For Kiwis who don't know, Maker's is different because they add wheat to the mash bill for sweetness, instead of rye for spiciness. It's a decent enough bourbon, but less interesting than others in the price range. Patso drinks like deathfats eat. It's the drinking he enjoys not the drink. Deathfats don't care about food, just eating.

 

[Pork Packer]

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Not only that, he has also nailed Fatrick's wife

....but then at this point who hasn't?

 

[A Sunset]

Oh dear...

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LOL what a fat, stupid piggy he is. It’s like listening to a literal child. “You are so a child, because I called you a child, neener neeneer”. What the fuck kind of man in his 40s talks like this?

A really fat one. The best part about Fatrick Piglinson is that IRL he sounds like a literal lisping sissy faggot and shrieks like a woman.

I wonder why he has subforums dedicated to people laughing at him? It’s definitely not because he spends every day on Twitter, which he pretends to hate, whiling away his days fighting with anyone and everyone he interacts with - meanwhile growing more obese and old by the day.

A fat blowhard pig.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not directly Pat-related, but...

A new challenger approaches?

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Now this is what I like to see. Not only do we get an author who already had gripes with SFWA and their pedophilia, but the child of two of the biggest offenders too. Can't wait to see how Pat spins this one.

 

[Meat Target]

Now this is what I like to see. Not only do we get an author who already had gripes with SFWA and their pedophilia, but the child of two of the biggest offenders too. Can't wait to see how Pat spins this one.

No, child, you were not molested. That is your delusion.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Oh dear...

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One of these days Pat is going to forget he's not on the internet, call some rando at Hooligan's a "child", and end up getting his ass beat