Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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…wanted to clean up the wokeshit at the Hugo awards. They had cowish tendencies of their own…
This sounds a lot like when the furry fandom had their schism and created splinters like the Burned Furs and such. The mainstream comics scene vs ComicsGate is another. Although the ideals of the various factions may be different from the original group, they’re still ultimately part of a fandom that churns out cows.
 
Pat trying to get more braindead followers to make up for the losses by putting out another Elon hate tweet.
This time Elon is *checks notes* trying to conquer all of known space
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I'm not sure whart this is supposed to mean but I think Pat has been watching too many Bond movies.
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(I should have read ahead, just realized this has been explained several times already.)

What Fatrick is referring to here is Kessler Syndrome. Essentially, every time something is damaged in space, it produces debris. The more debris there are, the more likely collisions become. This increases exponentially, extremely energetic particles large and small slamming into each other at breakneck pace, eventually enclosing the earth in a cloud of violent shrapnel that is fed by any attempt to launch anything. Ripping apart whatever we try to put up there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

It's a genuine issue that is becoming increasingly possible as we accumulate objects in space. Keep in mind space is already full of tiny particles that bombard our machines there. His skulls just so full of cholesterol that he's bad at explaining it.

Essentially, if you've got 2 sattelites you can cause a large problem by intentionally causing a collision in a stable, well trafficked orbit. If you have thousands of satellites, you can kick start Kessler Syndrome all on your own.

That being said, any private individual who did this would be on the receiving end of the ire of every state on earth and it'd probably require someone genuinely psychotic with a large number of collaborators to pull off. That musk might do it (except by total accident, poor communication, or an actor sabotaging him,) is very unlikely.
 
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More Pat clips from the lowbrow "ancient aliens" type TV show, this time LARPing as if he knows about genetics:

S04E01 titled "Nuclear Mummy Demon".

It's from 2020. Piggy was made to read from the script "relations between the US and Russia have soured in recent years" hahaha you know he hated that.

Don't miss his reaction at the very end.
 
Thought I would put this here because it needs to be recorded. Longtime readers of the thread might recognize Eric Hildeman, a Sci-Fi podcaster from Wisconsin who has defended Pat's awfulness in the past:

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As you can see he's locked his account. Turns out his wife got wind of Eric's history of defending SFWA pedophilia and ordered him to pull the plug.

During the recent Obscura podcast hubbub a suspicious account called 'BlueCzech2' surfaced, attacking Justin from Obscura podcast and explaining away the confirmed pedophilia of NAMBLA defender Samuel Delaney. (More info on Delaney here).

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Some people noticed the familiar tone and Pat's Toilet ended up calling him out:

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Eric realized the jig was up and deleted his sock account:

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The sudden appearance of all these sock accounts defending the pedophiles in the SFWA is not a coincidence. We know this thanks to @TheCosmicWarrior who joined the SFWA as a mole and uncovered a secret chatroom that the organization uses to mass report anyone on twitter that calls out the pedophiles within their ranks.

Info on this here.

The SFWA appears to be panicking and is throwing everything they have at Justin to stop the podcast.

Patrick S. Tomlinson is morbidly obese.
 
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As you can see he's locked his account. Turns out his wife got wind of Eric's history of defending SFWA pedophilia and ordered him to pull the plug.
Sounds like Eric's marriage is going the way of Pat's first marriage.

...Or Pat's relationship with his daughter.

...Or Pat's relationship with his immediate family.

...Or Pat's relationship with his extended family.

...Or Pat's relationship with non-obesity.
 
I wish he'd come up with his own ideas because they'd be even more retarded than the retarded shit John says.
That's the thing. We all know none his ideas are his own, but he'll add his retarded twist to them and be all like "Yeah, yeah. That sound really good." meanwhile we're all reading them as if we were listening to John Fetterman talk to a shoe.
 
The SFWA appears to be panicking and is throwing everything they have at Justin to stop the podcast.
They can try all they want, but the podcast is gonna go off without a hitch and archived on at least two websites. NAMBLA's science fiction and fantasy wing should take the loss and move on.
 
Thought I would put this here because it needs to be recorded. Longtime readers of the thread might recognize Eric Hildeman, a Sci-Fi podcaster from Wisconsin who has defended Pat's awfulness in the past:

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As you can see he's locked his account. Turns out his wife got wind of Eric's history of defending SFWA pedophilia and ordered him to pull the plug.

During the recent Obscura podcast hubbub a suspicious account called 'BlueCzech2' surfaced, attacking Justin from Obscura podcast and explaining away the confirmed pedophilia of NAMBLA defender Samuel Delaney. (More info on Delaney here).

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Some people noticed the familiar tone and Pat's Toilet ended up calling him out:

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Eric realized the jig was up and deleted his sock account:

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The sudden appearance of all these sock accounts defending the pedophiles in the SFWA is not a coincidence. We know this thanks to @TheCosmicWarrior who joined the SFWA as a mole and uncovered a secret chatroom that the organization uses to mass report anyone on twitter that calls out the pedophiles within their ranks.

Info on this here.

The SFWA appears to be panicking and is throwing everything they have at Justin to stop the podcast.

Patrick S. Tomlinson is morbidly obese.
Here's another one the Pests found:

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ETA: Justin is gaining fans:
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Here's another one the Pests found:
I like how these servile little minions, who literally do get their marching orders from a secret Discord, project and think we're getting marching orders from anywhere. No, we do all our discussions in public you little fucking worms. Nobody here was in communication with Obscura before he decided to do what he's doing of his own free will, like a man.

Unlike these little cockroaches who go scuttling back into the darkness whenever a light is shone on them.

Also the dude has yet another face for the sex offender registry. They all fucking look like this. Wtf.

And he may have protected his tweets but he hasn't protected his website:

We should definitely worry about this guy because he's a huge badass just like his idol Patrick S. Tomlinson.

For publication:

Tweet length bio:

Mike Douton is an SFF writer and film school expat from RI. Follow @mikedouton and links to all his punk flavored fiction at mikedouton.com

Short bio:

Mike Douton is a SFF writer based out of Rhode Island. He spent time in film school and as a radio DJ before venturing into the fiction word mines. He’s a writer of all things with a punk rock flair. Find links to all of his fiction at mikedouton.com or follow on twitter @mikedouton.

Longer bio:

Mike Douton exists in Rhode Island writing SFF fiction. He went to film school, has been a radio disc jockey and a dot com prospector. He has built a nuclear submarine and isn’t allowed to give blood because of that one time with the cow brains out of a vending machine in Europe. He got on stage at a Dropkick Murphys show and drank free samples of Guinness in Dublin. This guy is an Irish – Native American descendant of a grave robber and the third in line storming the beach on D-Day. He keeps an anvil in his garage and seven different currencies in his wallet. Just in case. Find him on twitter @mikedouton or links to all his fiction at mikedouton.com.

Note, as amusing as it would be, he is NOT the Michael S. Douton who pled nolo to urinating in public in 2020, nor another from his hometown.

He is instead the Michael F. Douton who defends SFWA's history of enabling pedophiles, including repeatedly convicted pedophiles like Walter Breen, the husband of Marion Zimmer Bradley, herself accused of similar conduct by her own daughter Moira Greyland.
 
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(I should have read ahead, just realized this has been explained several times already.)

What Fatrick is referring to here is Kessler Syndrome. Essentially, every time something is damaged in space, it produces debris. The more debris there are, the more likely collisions become. This increases exponentially, extremely energetic particles large and small slamming into each other at breakneck pace, eventually enclosing the earth in a cloud of violent shrapnel that is fed by any attempt to launch anything. Ripping apart whatever we try to put up there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

It's a genuine issue that is becoming increasingly possible as we accumulate objects in space. Keep in mind space is already full of tiny particles that bombard our machines there. His skulls just so full of cholesterol that he's bad at explaining it.

Essentially, if you've got 2 sattelites you can cause a large problem by intentionally causing a collision in a stable, well trafficked orbit. If you have thousands of satellites, you can kick start Kessler Syndrome all on your own.

That being said, any private individual who did this would be on the receiving end of the ire of every state on earth and it'd probably require someone genuinely psychotic with a large number of collaborators to pull off. That musk might do it (except by total accident, poor communication, or an actor sabotaging him,) is very unlikely.
Kessler syndrome is completely impossible with Starlink satellites. They are all in very low orbits that require constant maintenance via thrusters. Even full, inert Starlink satellites that fail to power on will deorbit in no time at all - let alone if they smashed together and turned into debris with a huge surface area (and so, super high atmospheric drag)
 
Kessler syndrome is completely impossible with Starlink satellites. They are all in very low orbits that require constant maintenance via thrusters. Even full, inert Starlink satellites that fail to power on will deorbit in no time at all - let alone if they smashed together and turned into debris with a huge surface area (and so, super high atmospheric drag)
I was wondering this, because I believe exactly because of such a scenario, most commercial satellites do seem to be in unstable low earth orbits. It's primarily governmental entities that like occupying those spaces and are terrible about de-orbiting their defunct trash.
 
I was wondering this, because I believe exactly because of such a scenario, most commercial satellites do seem to be in unstable low earth orbits. It's primarily governmental entities that like occupying those spaces and are terrible about de-orbiting their defunct trash.
All of those commercial satellites were initially in a stable orbit but every time they passed over Milwaukee, a strong gravitational force pulled them back towards Earth. While the cause of this is well known, no private corporation has the tech or the money to counter the Patrick Pull and so they write off their satellites as losses.
 
No child, I was not used in classical Japanese dance-drama during the 14th Century. Those are your delusions again.

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The ornament is stuffed with Hooligan's meatloaf mixed with catnip, @Mr Moonface. Some weird voodoo shit's gonna kick off when Fat's cat Robert Mewler devours the delivered package on Fat's porch...sent from RobertMewler! Dun dun DUN!

An aside - I'm happy that OwenA archives stuff here and spreads the Pat gospel; @Caverlock and the archives are how most of us found out about Fat Rick to begin with, and while I ain't saying that we're not funny here, so many OnA jokes aren't archived here and they are. TYFYS
 
We should definitely worry about this guy because he's a huge badass just like his idol Patrick S. Tomlinson.
This guy is an Irish
Does he wear green or orange on St. Patty's Day? If he wears green, it would be interesting to see these two tough guys meet with a few pints of liquid courage between them.
 
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