Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[curbside2]

Because in Fatrickese, "stalker" is worse than "child" since children aren't under felony criminal investigation. To put them in order from worst to least:
Stalker>baby infant child>infant>child>son>sweetheart

I hate that this is true and that Patrick does think this way.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

The only question he should be asking is "Why can't I put this fork down?"

Wrong once more, child.

Spoiler: Tomlinson Technicality

The fork often falls from the bar counter down to the floor. Tess brings out a new one. I'm sorry you're so stupid, etc.

 

[FinnSven]

I take it these people are not kiwis or pests?

So he really is spreading far and wide.

In a way I wonder if he is hoping that becoming so infamous will help his book sales?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The only question he should be asking is "Why can't I put this fork down?"

We all know he only puts/points it down to pick up more food.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

We all know he only puts/points it down to pick up more food.

Because he's fat.

 

[artilleryfroth]

especially since The Great Gatsby just entered the public domain.

Are you kidding? I had to read that for school when I was about 11-12, which was too long ago to even think about. I hope I’m just overlooking some sarcasm here. The book is considered a classic.

Also, in case anyone hasn’t realised yet, Rick is carrying quite a bit of adipose tissue.

 

[Ophelia]

Are you kidding? I had to read that for school when I was about 11-12, which was too long ago to even think about. I hope I’m just overlooking some sarcasm here. The book is considered a classic.

It’s officially public domain as of 2021. Google it, there’s about a dozen retellings already. It’s a time honored tradition and doesn’t hurt the originals at all. How many Jane Austen retellings are out there?

How much you wanna bet the ultimate villain in Patrick’s Christmas Carol will be Donald Trump’s great great grandfather?

 

[Gangster Talk]

Are you kidding? I had to read that for school when I was about 11-12, which was too long ago to even think about. I hope I’m just overlooking some sarcasm here. The book is considered a classic.

Also, in case anyone hasn’t realised yet, Rick is carrying quite a bit of adipose tissue.

"Public domain" as in copyright, not in some general sense. Pat "Rick" is at a weight so excessive it's a risk to his health.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Not even an Old-Fashioned smdh.

Try one of the Knob Creek Old Fashioned pre-made cocktails. You can find them at gas stations, but they're pretty fucking good, tbh.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

Are still doing the "Tell us how fat Pigrick Faggison is in your native language" thing? I want to add my 50 cents:
Patrïk Şon Tomlïnson - afroamerïkalıq balalardı pepperonïge usaqtaytın mantïti bar semiz pedofïl men onımen jınıstıq qatınasqa tüspeytin edim.

 

[KingOfGains]

God, going through all these posts after a couple of weeks and I can say for a fact that Fat doesn't talk about Tesla and Elon out of his own research and knowledge. He's literally parroting Wu and other morons who are pulling their information out of their ass. So seeing him try to act like he came up with that shit all on his own is just hilarious.

Pat, you stupid fat fuck. Stop parroting other retards. Second thought, don't. Please don't. I need more to laugh at as work slows down for the Holidays.

 

[AnOminous]

God, going through all these posts after a couple of weeks and I can say for a fact that Fat doesn't talk about Tesla and Elon out of his own research and knowledge. He's literally parroting Wu and other morons who are pulling their information out of their ass. So seeing him try to act like he came up with that shit all on his own is just hilarious.

Pat, you stupid fat fuck. Stop parroting other retards. Second thought, don't. Please don't. I need more to laugh at as work slows down for the Holidays.

I wish he'd come up with his own ideas because they'd be even more retarded than the retarded shit John says.

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

I hope the monster comes back for him some day, but not before the podcast drops.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Oh boy...

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I love this, he spends two tweets weirdly describing what you can see in the screenshot, then pivots to an explanation that makes no sense (why are there litter boxes "installed" in the safe rooms for students and staff?) and nobody has ever said before he said it then finally finishing "in review" where he explains the "truth is the situation only exists" because of something he seems to have completely made up that no school has said in response to these stories and which he could have put in the original tweet with the screenshot.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I take it these people are not kiwis or pests?

So he really is spreading far and wide.

In a way I wonder if he is hoping that becoming so infamous will help his book sales?

If Tucker Carlson were doing a segment on obsessed Twitter liberals, FatPat would demand to be invited on.

I wish he'd come up with his own ideas because they'd be even more retarded than the retarded shit John says.

That's where you get genius takes on the level of "Hey Ukrainians, do have fun throwing paint balloons at Russian tanks to defeat them!"

 

[Banana Hammock]

Judging by "got a lien filed against him by Quasi," I'm guessing that openly admitting that he had no intention to pay Quasi bit him in the ass?

 

[Sammich]

Try one of the Knob Creek Old Fashioned pre-made cocktails. You can find them at gas stations, but they're pretty fucking good, tbh.

knob creek is some very good bourbon, if anyone ever wants a good bottle of middle range bourbon, go with knob creek or even some larceny if you like a cute story with yoru bourbon. Both are very good. Both beyond what the fat faggot with bitch tits would be able to enjoy. I bet he drinks maker's like that other fat fuck with bitch tits.

 

[keytar]

Patrick is genuinely the most unlikeable person I've ever heard of. I can't think of a single redeeming factor he displays. Except for the fact that if he were to die, the disappearance of African children would stop in his neighborhood. I genuinely hope he drives his two-stroke Mustang into a wall and it explodes.

As unlikeable as he is and as much of a dead weight (lol) he must be to people around him, I selfishly want him to stay alive so that I can carry on laughing at him.

 

[AnOminous]

As unlikeable as he is and as much of a dead weight (lol) he must be to people around him, I selfishly want him to stay alive so that I can carry on laughing at him.

I hope he gets caught swatting himself because him having a prison arc would be especially hilarious considering his incessant telling everyone who disagrees with them that they're going to prison, like, any day now.

 

[keytar]

I hope he gets caught swatting himself because him having a prison arc would be especially hilarious considering his incessant telling everyone who disagrees with them that they're going to prison, like, any day now.

It'd also be funny if prison made him into an actual actual tough guy.

Great plan, stalker

Wrong as always, stalker. It is common knowledge that a man's shoe size is closely related to the size of his penis, these are clearly not my shoes as they are far too large. Away with you.