Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I love how many times Pat's "Christmas Carol 2" idea has been done, including an actual book called "Christmas Carol 2" from 2012. The plot of that one seems to make much more sense and apparently has a bunch of other Dickens characters in it, which sounds more fun and like someone would actually publish it.

Was looking through old tweets and please enjoy this foreshadowing from a happier 2014 Pat:

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Ralph Barnhardt said:
It's a real thing. It's called the Kessler Syndrome or Kessler Effect. Fatrick heard some of his sci-fi friends talking about it and skimmed the wikipedia page.
en.wikipedia.org

Kessler syndrome - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org en.wikipedia.org
www.space.com

Kessler Syndrome and the space debris problem

This feared space-junk cascade called Kessler Syndrome may have already begun.
www.space.com www.space.com
For a short description, here's the first paragraph

There's speculation that it's already happening but because Fatrick doesn't like Elon, it's clearly Elon's fault even. Piggy just wants to impress randos on twitter by talking about what little science he's heard about.
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A lot of people have whined about Kessler Syndrome. It's bullshit for Starlink because it's in very low Earth orbit, getting even lower (Phase 2 will launch them to 340 km instead of 550 km), and the satellites will deorbit by themselves even if they fail completely.
 
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Saber-toothed pussy said:
Fatrick foreshadowing that he wants to date a tranny?
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Unfortunately Rick would never date a tranny (even assuming he wasn't with his poor abused goblin wife) (Plus he's more of a bottom, he prefers masculine men who'll be forceful with him).

He says stupid shit like that for the same reason he's fine hanging out with/protecting pedophiles, because he's a sociopathic narcissistic climber who'll agree with or permit whatever benefits him personally. He knows that if he pushes pro-trans shit the TRAs will give him approval and likes, just like he knows that if he overlooks people maybe molesting kids once in a while they'll be his buddies.
 
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Stifler's Mom said:
Justin from Obscura has a particular hatred for child abusers
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Pat would probably do well to steer clear of him, even if Justin's article pokes fun at him. If he dares continue to try and underplay/defend what the SFWA leaders did, Justin will melt him like TCR Ghost did to that one pedo joking fail troll. And it will not be pretty (for Pat at least). :hah:
 
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Path Wanderer said:
Pat would probably do well to steer clear of him, even if Justin's article pokes fun at him. If he dares continue to try and underplay/defend what the SFWA leaders did, Justin will melt him like TCR Ghost did to that one pedo joking fail troll. And it will not be pretty (for Pat at least). :hah:
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What Pat should do and what he does will always be polar opposites.
 
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Capped by someone else in a thread from the other forum.

Twitter person A is explaining to Twitter person B the origin of the internets collective fascination with Pat's mind.


"Started as 'hey this guy is fun to mock and replies to everything'."
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Patrick then replies.
 
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Table Country said:
You could be the most innocent person in the world and somehow you'd end up being found guilty of the 9/11 attacks as a result of associating with Fat.
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I think Patirck personally is safe in that case, no one would believe a man this fat could fit on a plane to hijack it.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I think Patirck personally is safe in that case, no one would believe a man this fat could fit on a plane to hijack it.
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Could have been an inside job: he goes up to one of the top floors and starts walking towards a window to start the building tipping over.

Then they crash a plane into it so nobody notices.

Pat's innombrable layers of fat would have protected him from the heat and impact damage.
 
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AnOminous said:
They have some gimmick girl cocktails mainly.


Not even an Old-Fashioned smdh.
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In Wisconsin, an old fashioned is a very different drink. It's probably a good thing Hoolies doesn't offer it.

A beer and spirits guy looking at that menu... a few well regarded microbrews. Not sure how cider is an imported beer, or in what world Leinenkugel's is a craft brewery.

Lol at the Robert Mandavi wines. Nice typo, stupids. It's Bulleit bourbon and rye, not Bullet bourbon and rye. Another nice typo, stupids. However, a decent selection of middle shelf whiskeys, and whiskys. And so many vodkas. Too many.

The cocktails. Er, this is the summer menu, no? Too many flavored rums and a few true abominations. The Pegu Club this place ain't. One point of pedantry. 5 liquors in a long island iced tea, not liqueurs. Patso's inability to get words right has rubbed off onto Hoolie's staff. Sad.
 
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Baked Al-Aqsa said:
Dear Patrick:

You WILL respond to all criticism negatively.

You WILL alienate your biological family.

You WILL defend pedophiles to your dying breath.

You WILL continue using ridiculous pejoratives.

YouWILL use Twitter for 10 hours plus a day.

You WILL continue to feed the trolls despite everyone's else advice.

You WILL owe an internet forum admin tens of thousands of dollars (and counting) and refuse to pay.

You WILL be incapable of self reflection and humility.

You  WILL be a raging alcoholic.

You WILL be monstrously obese.

You WILL allow strange black men to flatulate in your wife's vagina.

You WILL grind black children into pepperoni.

AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!

:tomlinson:
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I am only responding negatively to your criminal felony stalking, which you are currently under police investigation for, stalker. No, child, I have not and will not. No, son, there are no pedophiles I could defend. They are not ridiculous, baby infant aTalker. It's called building your brand, child. No, stalker, I won't. No, child, I do not. I do not refuse to pay anything because there is nothing to pay, stalker. This is one of your consistent delusions, stalker. No, child, I am perfectly capable of that. No, child, I am neither raging nor an alcoholic. Not by any medical standards, stalker. No, child, I will not. This is one of your persistent clinical delusions about me, stalker. Never happened, child. No, child, I am not enjoying it. I am however enjoying the police investigation that will end in your timely arrest. Quietly wait for the knock, child.

You have been instructed to cease contacting this number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.
 
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