Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[toilet_rainbow]

Just like how I feel skeeved out at Polissa telling the audience she lovessss theeemmm, I really do not like this current trend of Polissa's where she tells some down on their luck TikTok viewer that she is their mommy now!

Latest one that dropped overnight:

This is a stitch, so first few seconds is allegedly audio of a gay teen getting physically and verbally assaulted by his family after coming out. Kid screams for them to stop. The phrase "damn queer" in particular is thrown around.

*jump cut to Polissa, looking as bloated as ever*



[note: there is talking of some sort in the background, like Joh is watching TV. It's definitely not the cats or Dobby making noise]

Hey sweetheart. If this ever reaches you, you have a family now. Those people were never your family. They may have given birth to you, They may have half ass raised you. [how do you know that, Polly?] But they ain't family. Family don't act like that.

You need a mama, you need a sister, you need an auntie. I'm that for you, baby. [Don't make me break out the spray bottle I wouldn't use on my animals, Polissa.] Just reach out.

[Sorry for the gay joke, but I really need to decompress from this. I don't even have a cock and feel more comforted by the Village People telling me to go to the YMCA. As Victor Willis sings, at the YMCA he could at least get clean and have a good meal. Meanwhile Polissa has a tub trumpet and Jimmy Dean bowls. But I digress. This kid needs a shelter for gay teens, not Polissa. Hope this kid the best, and Polissa is not it.]

 

[Simon]

Just like how I feel skeeved out at Polissa telling the audience she lovessss theeemmm, I really do not like this current trend of Polissa's where she tells some down on their luck TikTok viewer that she is their mommy now!

Latest one that dropped overnight:


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This is a stitch, so first few seconds is allegedly audio of a gay teen getting physically and verbally by his family after coming out. Kid screams for them to stop. The phrase "damn queer" in particular is thrown around.

*jump cut to Polissa, looking as bloated as ever*

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[note: there is talking of some sort in the background, like Joh is watching TV. It's definitely not the cats or Dobby making noise]

Hey sweetheart. If this ever reaches you, you have a family now. Those people were never your family. They may have given birth to you, They may have half ass raised you. [how do you know that, Polly?] But they ain't family. Family don't act like that.

You need a mama, you need a sister, you need an auntie. I'm that for you, baby. [Don't make me break out the spray bottle I wouldn't use on my animals, Polissa.] Just reach out.

[Sorry for the gay joke, but I really need to decompress from this. I don't even have a cock and feel more comforted by the Village People telling me to go to the YMCA. As Victor Willis sings, at the YMCA he could at least get clean and have a good meal. Meanwhile Polissa has a tub trumpet and Jimmy Dean bowls. But I digress. This kid needs a shelter for gay teens, not Polissa. Hope this kid the best, and Polissa is not it.]

This is really gross of you, Pissa. You aren't gay or lesbian, you have no idea what it means to be those roles for young gay kids. You cannot even take care of yourself or your own brood, there is no way in hell you could take on the baggage of a gay kid. The best thing you can do, instead of play acting some sweet Southern auntie, is connecting this kid to actual, real life resources that can truly help them out of this horrid situation. Random TikToks from moon faced strangers helps no one.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

As much as Gomez's post-op issues are a likely possibility for this, can cats piss on someone as a "Leave me alone!" response? Sauce: young me got peed on by a neighbor's cat that didn't want to be picked up. If so, it would be poetic justice for Gomez to literally and metaphorically tell Polissa to piss off.

I've known skitty cats to pee when they're frightened or stressed*. Going to the vet/travel/being scruffed etc can make them do a stress wee. Also one of my friends had the bright idea to give her cat a bath once and he pissed all down her. That might have been a spite wee though.

*Not saying that's the case with you, but I'm not not saying that's why Gomez pissed on Pissa

 

[everybody in Portugal]

actual, real life resources that can truly help them

These do not exist and if they do they are just a church-run front for conversion therapies so PLEASE DONATE GENEROUSLY TO POLISSA'S HOME FOR WAYWARD GAY TEENS, Y'ALL! Monetary donations only are accepted, no food or goods or offers of help, hard cash only or you are all classist, bigoted shitlords who clearly want the poor gay teens of AL to die in a hole

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Midlife crisis is hitting her hard. Every time she calls her viewers 'babies' or pretends to be anyone's mother figure, I am more and more thankful she never reproduced.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Midlife crisis is hitting her hard. Every time she calls her viewers 'babies' or pretends to be anyone's mother figure, I am more and more thankful she never reproduced.

I also recall her stating that she always wanted to tell Joh that they’re pregnant at Christmas. Which doesn’t work that way, but okay. Hard agree, though. This woman has no true maternal instinct or love in her body.

My brain refuses to let me remember what it’s called when a woman or female creature snatches children only for them to never be seen again, but it feels like that when Polissa says it. She’s not a baby snatcher, not a fairy… fuck what’s the term? Not changeling, that’s the actual baby victim… This is bothering me more than it should.

The point still stands, Polissa does not need to be a mother, surrogate or otherwise. Even Alabama CPS determined that. What a gigantic red flag.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

This cooing, schmoozing, 'drawl in her voice', empathetic Momma to the World, (heavy sigh), is a piss poor attempt to revamp her reputation. After all, Christmas is coming & Po'Lissa is gonna be SO sad that people can't drive by her magically refurbished Trumpet Trailer to see her gorgeous Christmas tree shining invitingly from the window. More sighs.

Wonder what she's planning now? It's pretty clear she has to be out by the end of the month. Will her Biggest, Bestest Wish now move to A New Home For a New Year!?

And those Wish Lists ain't filling themselves, baaaaaybies.

 

[bitchfit]

My brain refuses to let me remember what it’s called when a woman or female creature snatches children only for them to never be seen again, but it feels like that when Polissa says it. She’s not a baby snatcher, not a fairy… fuck what’s the term? Not changeling, that’s the actual baby victim… This is bothering me more than it should.

Nickerts? Fey? Those are the two coming to mind for me. But let's not give Porundownlissa the satisfaction of being compared to a rather mystical being. There is nothing mystical about her. She is just appalling, ignorant, abusive, neglectful, and all-about horrid.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

My brain refuses to let me remember what it’s called when a woman or female creature snatches children only for them to never be seen again, but it feels like that when Polissa says it. She’s not a baby snatcher, not a fairy… fuck what’s the term? Not changeling, that’s the actual baby victim… This is bothering me more than it should.

The Catholics? I know there was a time when Jewish families would hire a Catholic nanny to watch their infants because they would work on the Sabbath, then the kid would get sick and the nanny would perform a lay baptism, and once the kid survived the Church would come knocking later and demand the kid because it was a Catholic child according to them.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Ironically, I think it actually was witch. Not the quirky Practical Magic sort, the tough loving but well meaning Mrs Piggle-Wiggle types, or cutesy Harry Potter and Sabrina ones. No, she's the sort that steals children and eats them or renders their fat for flying ointment. She doesn't deserve to be compared to fae, but those sort of witches were the sort that the Europeans and Puritains feared. I can see Polissa having kids in cages like the blind witch did with Hansel and Gretel. Only Hansel and Gretel's arms really would become chicken bone thin under Polissa's "care."

But yeah, I have never seen Polissa display genuine concern or care for a child or animal. It's one thing to read her words. It's another to hear her talk about it. Seeing her try to mimic care and love to try to come across as loving and compassionate when I know that we haven't even gotten that far into that Mariana Trench of horrors of her animal death, suffering, etc is creepy to witness.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Ironically, I think it actually was witch. Not the quirky Practical Magic sort, the tough loving but well meaning Mrs Piggle-Wiggle types, or cutesy Harry Potter and Sabrina ones. No, she's the sort that steals children and eats them or renders their fat for flying ointment. She doesn't deserve to be compared to fae, but those sort of witches were the sort that the Europeans and Puritains feared. I can see Polissa having kids in cages like the blind witch did with Hansel and Gretel. Only Hansel and Gretel's arms really would become chicken bone thin under Polissa's "care."

I think it may have actually been fairies? They're little shits in traditional folklore. It's why you're not meant to tell them your name and bash them with iron rods or something.

This is off-topic so I'll just add that I hope Gomez is doing okay and shits in Pissa's bed while she's sleeping because he doesn't want to use a litter tray that probably didn't get cleaned since before he went to the vet

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ironically, I think it actually was witch. [...] No, she's the sort that steals children and eats them or renders their fat for flying ointment.

Implying Polissa would ever cook from scratch.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Of mild interest: Ashley claims Robin is also a hoarder.

 

[Grey Gardens]

Hey sweetheart. If this ever reaches you, you have a family now. Those people were never your family. They may have given birth to you, They may have half ass raised you. [how do you know that, Polly?] But they ain't family. Family don't act like that.

You need a mama, you need a sister, you need an auntie. I'm that for you, baby. [Don't make me break out the spray bottle I wouldn't use on my animals, Polissa.] Just reach out.

Please help! I have 11 cats, 4 gay children, 1 Joh, 97 roaches, and 17 spiders.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Two Polissa TikToks so far tonight (technically three, but that last one was a staring contest. Fuck that shit.)

I have to say, these vids show Polissa display a lot more emotion than she did when Gomez almost died from her neglect.

The first is a followup to the trespassing, assaulting cat grannies vid. Apparently Wetumpka, Alabama is a police state for doing this to innocent grannies that totally did not trespass and throw shit at people.

Spoiler: where was this passion for gomez

[video of the grannies being confronted by the cops plays as Polissa reacts to it. There is also some cheery music in the background you can hear over both audios]

*deep gasp* Y'all, I made a TikTok about the news article, when I read about it *sniff* I had not seen this video until now! This is what Tumka [Wetumpka], Alabama. [I'd normally correct the caption, but it really does sound like a pause between "what" and "Tumka" so I'm keeping it intact.] *deep gasp* Alabama is now a police state [turn down for what?!]. You can't even feed feral cats! Trap them, fix them, neuter and spay [aka "fix"] and release them back!

[granny gets cuffs put on her after she throws her keys at the officer] *voice breaks* Look at that arm! I want to see that woman's arm! Her skin is paper thin! *deep breath* I wanna see that woman's arm! Because I can count-guarantee you, it is bruce [bruised] from hell and back from that cop! *deep breath* That can be anyone's grandmother! That could be your grandmother! *deep breath* That could be my grandmother!

*deep breath* *seethes* He's too old to be acting like that! *deep breath* He has no respect for the elderly and he is showing it! *deep breath* Alabama, you got a serious problem with the people that you keep hiring! And I know you're hiring the stupidest of the stupid that you can! [Joh, I heard they're hiring!] *deep breath* But that is bullshit! Look how he gonna try to put her in this car!

[cuffed granny wiggles a lot]

*hyperventilates* She is scared, she is confused, she doesn't know what she's done wrong! All she's done is feed some cats! It's called the Trap, Neuter, and Release Program! It's an official program! People make donations to it! Do you know how insanely expensive it is to feed these animals?! [do you feed your own animals on the regular?] Look at that! *covers face*

*sniffs* *face red* *deep breath* You got a problem, Alabama. You better fix it!

Second one has Polissa reacting to Twitch's death as if she personally knew the dead DJ, talking about her own suicidal thoughts in scant detail, and attempting to give advice about what to do when suicidal (including eat a balanced diet):

Spoiler: Again...

The world is a little darker tonight. *sniffs* I couldn't do this last night because I was very sad and upset about it. And I just... tried to block it out. But it's everywhere today [and there are already rumors that his death was an inside job, like every goddamn celeb on the planet. Sometimes a self inflicted gunshot wound is just a self inflicted gunshot wound, guys!]

*sniff* This is Twitch. *sniffs* If you never watched So You Think You Could Dance or even The Ellen Show [I know she means the talk show but Ellen does have another show called The Ellen Show and it was my first thought] *deep breath* you wouldn't know this beautiful beautiful man.

*very long pause*

I know him cause So You Think He [sic] Can Dance, because I am a huge dance fan. He lit up the world, y'all! Forty years old, and he decided he couldn't stay on this earth. *long pause* He always had a smile. Always had... joy. *breathes through nose* *tongue click* [TWitch's wife] Allison, I am so sorry for your loss. And your children's loss. [Polly, you can be sad that he's dead but he's still just a guy you saw on TV, not someone you actually interacted with IRL]

*deeply breathes in and out* I will never forget that man [did you like fuck with him or-- seriously, you'd think she personally hung out with him the way she's reacting. And again, where was this for Gomez?]

*long pause* *breathes through nose* *tongue click* *deep breath* Y'all, I too have tried to remove myself from this world on a couple of times now. *sniffs* And when I couldn't succeed the first two times I quit tryin'. But that doesn't mean my brain has stopped sayin' "do it." *deep breath* *sniff* The worst time is when I hallucinated myself standing in front of me, telling me to just get it over with [I do have caps of her mentioning this on Twitter]. *sniffs* So I can only imagine what his brain was telling him.

*sniff* Y'all take care of yourselves. *long pause* You can be laughing one minute, and then feeling the word [weight] of the world on you the next.

*sniff* And somethin' I learned a long time ago *long pause* is if you just wait 90 minutes, if you can set a timer and wait 90 minutes, just hold on, babies! [Okay, I am resetting the timer every time I hear "babies" come out of your mouth, gotcha?] *long pause* You can make it. Just 90 minutes. It may seem like an eternity.

*sniff* *long pause* *deep breath* There's also research suggesting that our gut biome heavily influences suicides [sauce, medical Kiwis?]. So, please. Take care of what foods you eat, what water you're drinking... Take care of your bodies.

[Me, knowing how much Polissa hates rice, beans, water, and other actually healthy food and drink:

You first, Polissa]

And for Twitch, don't stop dancin'. *deep breath* He was one year older than me. And it just feels wrong. *voice breaking* But he will be loved and missed.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

The sad trombone Arms of an Angel video about how abusive and cruel it is making your kids eat their food. Polissa, at the tender age of 4 years old, was made to sit for hours [dramatic pause] instead of eating more spaghetti, after she scraped her plate in the trash without asking. And at the very young age of 4 years old, where memories are always vivid and this definitely happened, she developed an eating disorder over that single event, having consciously learned to listen to her body and eat for nutrition the previous three years of her life. But not no more! Polissa learned herseff a big lesson, for the first and clearly last time in her life.

The only way Polissa's eating habits make sense is if her whole family was killed by a beans and rice salesman wielding reasonably priced vegetables.

 

[stupid frog]

I thought I was the only basement dweller, how wrong I was! No I was never thanked in any way but that didn’t really bother me because I didn’t want my info put on the internet for everyone to see. I didn’t ask for receipts because I was soft and trusted too much and didn’t want to offend anyone.

I wouldn’t send money again and I’m pretty sure there’s a whole bunch of other ladies right now who have been spreading the word about Polskilla she won’t get much help. And this page is why I will not donate again, people fool you but dob themselves in with a simple google search.

I’ve read a couple pages of some threads and you’ve all won me. Where have you been all my life


The biggest thing to tell is that I am a dumbass that fell for her shit. Some of her tweets showed up on my thing months ago about being starving etc. I sent some money for food. Then it was cat food and litter money. Work shoes and clothes money.
She blocked me so I made another account and she figured out who I was when I mentioned my dog. And yes I am cackling in my not roach fested house that she led me to this place to all you pussys who won’t fight Joh

May I ask who is Kyttie? Which thread do I search.

Here is a thread relevant to your interests, but I suspect you might have found it via OP:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/e-beggars-on-twitter-social-media-e-beggar-general.104781/unread

You will find Polissa and Kyttie origin story in there. Well, our relationship origin story, I guess.

If you click "Quote" you can select multiple posts to reply to in one reply (you go to the reply box, and you can add Quotes).
If you use @ username you can notif people of reply, like Twitter does.
Use thumbnails unless the size difference isn't much, but if you're on mobile I don't know easy that is to tell.
Beauty Parlor (we call it BP, but it's technically called Lolcow Salon), EXCLUDING STINKDITCH, are the main areas of the site with women. I mean the people who post, but I guess also the content too. Keep in mind everyone else will be screaming nigger faggot, but girls are usually too nice to. Except me, I am not nice. But I'm not scary or important either.

Don't donate to strangers unless they are people in your community. You can still get scammed, obviously, but it seems less likely. Also if we all helped our communities, maybe the world wouldn't be so shit.

Welcome to hell, have fun!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I actually uncovered even more rice and bean hate tonight!

Here’s her arguing with a guy about how it’s cheaper to order takeout versus eating at home. Unfortunately her “receipt” is what you see pictured.

Spoiler

And here’s her calling rice and beans “survival food” and claiming it’s absurd to “supplement” your diet with them on the regular



And yet more calling rice and beans mere survival food:



Poverty foods often tend to be comfort foods as well.

However! Polissa doesn’t hate rice entirely!

It just has to be super processed and overpriced…



…Or turned into dessert:

 

[stupid frog]

Just like how I feel skeeved out at Polissa telling the audience she lovessss theeemmm, I really do not like this current trend of Polissa's where she tells some down on their luck TikTok viewer that she is their mommy now!

Latest one that dropped overnight:


View attachment 4080297

This is a stitch, so first few seconds is allegedly audio of a gay teen getting physically and verbally assaulted by his family after coming out. Kid screams for them to stop. The phrase "damn queer" in particular is thrown around.

*jump cut to Polissa, looking as bloated as ever*

View attachment 4080303

[note: there is talking of some sort in the background, like Joh is watching TV. It's definitely not the cats or Dobby making noise]

Hey sweetheart. If this ever reaches you, you have a family now. Those people were never your family. They may have given birth to you, They may have half ass raised you. [how do you know that, Polly?] But they ain't family. Family don't act like that.

You need a mama, you need a sister, you need an auntie. I'm that for you, baby. [Don't make me break out the spray bottle I wouldn't use on my animals, Polissa.] Just reach out.

[Sorry for the gay joke, but I really need to decompress from this. I don't even have a cock and feel more comforted by the Village People telling me to go to the YMCA. As Victor Willis sings, at the YMCA he could at least get clean and have a good meal. Meanwhile Polissa has a tub trumpet and Jimmy Dean bowls. But I digress. This kid needs a shelter for gay teens, not Polissa. Hope this kid the best, and Polissa is not it.]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

 

[Vapid_trash]

Ouch. Being called vapid hurts guys. I have feelings unlike her. QnA?