You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Aib Ld]

Well there's your problem: you've just given it away that you're very clearly in a group chat with Patrick Tomlinson.

I don't even know that guy but a simple Google search led me to dislike him already.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

The average profile of a Twitter and Discord user which is typically an anime or some form of degeneracy as their profile picture and a bio with their age/pronouns/sexuality/mental illness/mood listed and whatever the hell they're supporting at the moment as if it's a dating profile and anyone could possibly care (for which I do not).

Frankly it's just sign for who I should avoid at all costs.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

I’m pissed off that the average e-girl has gone up thirty pounds just since e-girls came into being. It’s like the Illuminati are hell bent on feederism and fat acceptance. If you’re fat, and most Americans are, at least be fucking ashamed of it.

Also, in the 90’s, tattoos and anime were cool because they weren’t fucking mandatory. Now that they are, they’re gay

>wanting to fuck e-girls
lol ok.

As for other things that piss me off, I get sick of when people are hypocritical. I've coined it "costal syndrome" where when a third worlder/eurofag thinks all of america is like California or NYC (the costal areas of the USA) but when an American does the same (like judging all of Germany based on Berlin) they get fucking salty. I also fucking hate how much people will simp for countries they've never been to (like say Fuentes with China/Russia/the Taliban) Or wumaos with the CCP, when in reality if their ass was in that country they would realize how shit it is. And that leads to one more pet peeve of mine, faggots going on about how shit the "west" is but at the same time leeching off it's benefits, not realizing in their ideal "ethnostate/people's republic/etc" they would get thrown against a wall within seconds.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Hungarian Notation in coding

//it looks something like this
private bool lowercaseUpperCase
private trigger sometimesYouForget
public int WhichLettersARE
public float UPPERANDlower

UPPERANDlower = stupidfuckingmistakes_made;

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

It did started with steak doneness, hilarously enough. Then the topic moved to movies, specifically where Adult A said something like "I wish people behind movies learn that big-name actors aren't everything" where Adult B tried to refute with "who cares, it brings money" and Adult A responded back with "sure, but what about the other people with better talent? Why not use them?". Adult B went "I'm too old for this shit".

I could understand someone responding with "I've learned over the years that it's not worth caring about", or something like that. Context is everything. But just saying "I'm too old for this" in response to a topic that has nothing to to with interests pertaining specifically to young demographics sounds like a lazy way to turn down a conversation.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I find it annoying when somebody quotes to argue against a point I never made. It's been happening quite a lot and I don't think I'm bothering in replying back since I don't particularly want to get into slapfights with people for dumb reasons and when my original post was pretty clear.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Duckman's best rant (complete)" - tylernt

Never seen Duckman before, but I like this rant.

Spoiler: transcript

Duckman: "Sue me, I'm colorful! Doesn't mean I belong in here making potholders with the wackos! Besides, what gives you the right to judge other people anyway?"

Ducharme: "Ze diploma? Judging people is pretty much ze main benefit."

Morsink: "Dat, and ze license plates with M.D. on zem. You can park almost anywhere."

Duckman: "And when you think about it, isn't that exactly the POINT?"

(Ducharme and Mersink look at Duckman quizzically)

Duckman: "Parking?"

(Ducharme and Mersink look at each other and smile)

Duckman: "And driving, and shopping, and eating, and working? Somewhere, somehow, they all got chewed up and spit back out. They don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged whirring blender of a world? Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt! ...Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom... You think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts, 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at ya and gives you a boil on your neck so big, all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete! And even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, KNOWING when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those pearly gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult! So does ANYBODY really wonder why ANYBODY is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED??!!"

(Ducharme and Mersink stare in shock while Ducharme spills some water on the floor)

Duckman: (chuckles) "That's probably nothing you haven't heard a hundred times before."

(source: A Room With a Bellevue | Duckman Wiki | Fandom)

 

[Puff]

When someone has to tell you a ten minute recap of a conversation (then he said... then I said) instead of just telling you the conclusion. I couldn't give less of a shit what happened.

When someone refers to a second job as a side hustle. You aren't a drug trafficker or arms dealer, fuckwit.

But what if you are?

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

People, companies and shops who put stickers on books and media cases before selling them make me want to beat them with scum-coated pool noodles and scream like a lunatic about Goo Gone's shortcomings as an all around solution for their bullshit. I especially hate when I buy a book online that is supposedly new or in new condition, but it has a goddamn sticker that physically damages the cover in some way when I try to remove it. Can't think of a better way to stress out my evening than surgically removing price stickers from new books meant to be given as gifts.

I hope those retards get eggshell stickers plastered all over their cars and houses.

 

[AnOminous]

People, companies and shops who put stickers on books and media cases before selling them make me want to beat them with scum-coated pool noodles and scream like a lunatic about Goo Gone's shortcomings as an all around solution for their bullshit.

Putting them in the freezer for a while seems to make the glue release somewhat more easily. That said this shit sucks and whoever does that is garbage and should be beaten with rakes.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Putting them in the freezer for a while seems to make the glue release somewhat more easily.

It seems like it only really works on the ones that aren't already the hardest to remove. I have the worst luck with the ones that just peel-shred with every attempt, even if I trace all along the edges to lift them first. Oh God, then there's the condensation that's damaged more than one of my books, so I had to give up on the freezer trick altogether.

 

[AnOminous]

It seems like it only really works on the ones that aren't already the hardest to remove. I have the worst luck with the ones that just peel-shred with every attempt, even if I trace all along the edges to lift them first. Oh God, then there's the condensation that's damaged more than one of my books, so I had to give up on the freezer trick altogether.

The worst is the glue that actually gets absorbed into the cover so even if you do manage to remove the sticker without causing any (more) damage, there's still a sticky, gooey stain in the paper itself. There is a place in hell for whoever invented that.

 

[Command Prompt Disabled]

Ads that pop out of the middle of nowhere and take you to some stupid website you never wanted to go to.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Ads that pop out of the middle of nowhere and take you to some stupid website you never wanted to go to.

I know you're new to farms, but are you so new to the internet that you don't know what an adblocker is?

 

[Command Prompt Disabled]

I know you're new to farms, but are you so new to the internet that you don't know what an adblocker is?

Haven't found a good one for mobile, saw Brave auto blocks them but may set up a Pi-hole server to just stop ads in general.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Haven't found a good one for mobile, saw Brave auto blocks them but may set up a Pi-hole server to just stop ads in general.

Ah, understandable

 

[Sniperwoof]

I hate self proclaimed le radical centrists so much. Fuck the people who be like "both sides are wrong on pedophilia, let's find a compromise where we accept just a moderate amount of child fucking."

How compelling, please face the wall now.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

People that regularly ask you for advice yet never listen and do their own thing (why the fuck are you asking in the first place, dipshit).

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is very much work related, so just hang on for the ride. People that don't clean their shit/ work station after a long day of welding, especially stick welding, and people like MovieBob that assume factories and shops are these sterile environments full of robots and are completely clean.

On the first point, even with the cleaner processes you produce byproducts, things like soot and spatter, and in the case of Fluxcore and Stick, slag. Lots and lots of slag. It's hideous going into a booth where it clearly hasn't been cleaned for a week, and takes way longer to sweep up than if you did it daily.

Point two. Even with all the automation, people aren't going away, and a factory in the middle of the day is filthy. We do not live in Star Trek with Replicators. People are still needed in quantity, those robots still need regular Maintenance, and there's things they just can't do, nor can every company afford the latest tech; you'd be surprised how many welding machines well into their 50's and 60's are still ticking along due to regular maintenance, and the fact that many still like them.

 

[Viscious Seviper]

Japanese writers: "noooo you cant just live in a better reality than this one! YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF ANY IMAGINATION OR SOUL YOU HAVE AND BE A BUGMAN SLAVE TO SOME FACELESS CORPORATION!!!! ITS IMPERATIVE FOR THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE! LIFE ENDS AFTER HIGH SCHOOOOLLLLL!!!!"
*Everything else is shafted in priority of exclusively making anime about cute anime girls at the expense of everything else falling apart*

Everyone else: "Death star go BOOM! Point man uses bullet time, Warp 9, Engage!"
*makes tomorrow more convenient and makes tech like touch screens on smartphones, communication across the planet in matter of seconds a trivial task, and universal translators real*

Yes I know there's greater cultural differences and a bigger picture involved, but my god is it not always annoying when they all have these copy paste mouth breathing caricatures that gasp and moan more than anyone who has ever lived. The artists always act like they just invented the cure for cancer instead of just making yet another forgettable hyper-detailed anime titty monster of the week with no character to them whatsoever. Its so much wasted potential on something that could be truly great but in practice is yet another example of "style over substance".