🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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BeanRespecter said:
here's the video Ralph is jizzing over...MTG calling for censorship.

Next up MTG calls for gun control because guns can be used to kill people


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Up next still: Fuentes calls out Democrats funding Jewish space satellites broadcasting these Democrat associated points into MTG's mind.

Hmmm...maybe I shouldn't give him ideas
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I heard Ralph was so drunk he thought the baby was a cigar and lit the baby's head on fire and tried to take a drag from its ass.
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He did, its troo. They actually had to go to a Cuban hospital to swap for a baby with less black skin. Ralph was supposed to sneak into the maternity ward whilst Meigh chatted up the nurses in the corridor, but she insisted she go in instead. Ralph spat in her eye and agreed, and had to try to butter up nasty Cuban medical whores to suck his humid microcock for dibs on a half gram of trash cocaine whilst Meigh had a Rotherham wine mixer.
 
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Reotardo da Vinci said:
He did, its troo. They actually had to go to a Cuban hospital to swap for a baby with less black skin. Ralph was supposed to sneak into the maternity ward whilst Meigh chatted up the nurses in the corridor, but she insisted she go in instead. Ralph spat in her eye and agreed, and had to try to butter up nasty Cuban medical whores to suck his humid microcock for dibs on a half gram of trash cocaine whilst Meigh had a Rotherham wine mixer.
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Eventually they were caught when Ralph got his head caught in the dirty diaper bin.
 
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Skitzels said:
It’s now been over 24 hours

Either he’s suspended or worse
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Saw this on the fediverse. Perhaps he's trying to fake his own death to get out of court.
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As funny as it would be if Ralph died just to score a W on Null, this is probably just to get out of a court date:

"Ya honor, ah'm a dumb as fuck Twitter addict, ah couldn't even go an hour without tweeting during mah very first visitation meeting mah son. Quite frankly, the fact that ah didn't tweet over 24 hours before a court date means ah was truly and honestly indisposed"
 
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Punished Puck said:
Didn't he have a heart thing earlier this year
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Last year has been rough on Ralph's health, he has:
Been in a car accident that totaled the guntmobile.
Suffered a heart attack.
Almost froze to death in a winter storm.
Started wearing diabetes socks.
Puked black shit (cirrhosis).
Cracked his skull.
Suffered brain damage from cracked skull.
Got his damaged brain bashed by Norf FC guy.
Got AIDS from YOBA's crew.
Visibly gained about 50lbs.
 
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Telemeter said:
Last year has been rough on Ralph's health, he has:
Been in a car accident that totaled the guntmobile.
Suffered a heart attack.
Almost froze to death in a winter storm.
Started wearing diabetes socks.
Puked black shit (cirrhosis).
Cracked his skull.
Suffered brain damage from cracked skull.
Got his damaged brain bashed by Norf FC guy.
Got AIDS from YOBA's crew.
Visibly gained about 50lbs.
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He never puked black shit that was just a lie he told to make a 18 year old feel sorry for him
 
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Telemeter said:
As funny as it would be if Ralph died just to score a W on Null, this is probably just to get out of a court date:

"Ya honor, ah'm a dumb as fuck Twitter addict, ah couldn't even go an hour without tweeting during mah very first visitation meeting mah son. Quite frankly, the fact that ah didn't tweet over 24 hours before a court date means ah was truly and honestly indisposed"
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It will be funny to see if he actually thinks the judge will just take his word and not ask for proof.
 
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