🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bepis]

I genuinely hope Ralph's attempts at clout chasing with Elon and Kanye work, because all I've been seeing around lately is some variation on "Republicans are the REAL pedos and groomers!" stories, and I would laugh my ass off at the things they would say when they discover a manlet who keeps his daughter with an admitted pedophile for 8+ hours a day so he can watch Fox News and call people faggots.

 

[Farglemark]

Still one of the only time times I find Ralph funny is when he keeps going back to his long running joke of pantsu trying to be hot. It always gets a good chortle out of me. Good job Ralph

 

[AnOminous]

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Still one of the only time times I find Ralph funny is when he keeps going back to his long running joke of pantsu trying to be hot. It always gets a good chortle out of me. Good job Ralph

Is Pantsu hot? Yea or neigh?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Is Pantsu hot? Yea or neigh?

For Ralph? Yes. The other women he's dated were either aliens, retards, or brown. Meigh is like a 4 and given how fat and disgusting Ralph is that's honestly a pull for him.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Notice how the belt is covering her stomach to hide the damage the pregnancy probably did.

 

[disavow]

For Ralph? Yes. The other women he's dated were either aliens, retards, or brown. Meigh is like a 4 and given how fat and disgusting Ralph is that's honestly a pull for him.

>Norah
>Ade
>Faith
>Pantsu
Ignoring what's her name the spooky forehead girl Ralph's women's value has pretty much decreased every time in linear fashion. But the fact that he is able to get a woman to put up with him at all is quite something let alone one who is not gargantuanly fat and perhaps even uglier than Amanda. Don't get me wrong this says very little about Ralph other than he knows some cheap emotional manipulation tactics and a certain braggarty style of playing the Chad. What it really speaks to is the caliber of dumb bitches running around who fall for it and Meigh is their queen because she had the most knowledge about him going into the relationship and his gunt was already completely bifircated.

 

[AnOminous]

For Ralph? Yes. The other women he's dated were either aliens, retards, or brown. Meigh is like a 4 and given how fat and disgusting Ralph is that's honestly a pull for him.

The brown one was an actual med school graduate and it's all been downhill since. Meigh is literally sloppy seconds of a brony troon and a pedo on top of that and literally looks like a horse. A male horse for that matter.

 

[RollerGator]

Notice how the belt is covering her stomach to hide the damage the pregnancy probably did.

Those stretch marks must have been a big blow to what little self confidence that bitch has remaining.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The brown one was an actual med school graduate and it's all been downhill since. Meigh is literally sloppy seconds of a brony troon and a pedo on top of that and literally looks like a horse. A male horse for that matter.

I mean she knowingly fucked a tranny who never showered, so she's probably acclimated to the ralphastench.

 

[RollerGator]

I mean she knowingly fucked a tranny who never showered, so she's probably acclimated to the ralphastench.

Ralph probably gives himself a fat guy cologne bath so he smells like a mixture of axe body spray and gunt grease

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The fuck is going on with that hand hoof?
The man's never done an honest days work and his hoof looks like it belongs to an 80 year old.

Imma say:
- Dirty
- Discolored
- Bad skin condition

If you earned so much money why not livestream the whole thing then?

You have answered your own question.

 

[Fannyscum]

The slow drip of photos from fatty's destination photo shoot continues. He's looking exceptionally fat and drunk here:

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"Boss" brand handbag (Hugo Boss for poors):


Brown teeth:


Infected finger about to fall off:

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He sure does look a lot like Mr. Vickers in that picture.

 

[AnOminous]

He sure does look a lot like Mr. Vickers in that picture.

But older.

 

[Keranu]

He's looking damn near 70 years old. I told you all this hog ages a year every three to four months.

 

[AltisticRight]

But older.

And Vicky still has better eyesight even after inspecting coins under a magnifier for most of his life.

 

[AnOminous]

He's looking damn near 70 years old. I told you all this hog ages a year every three to four months.

He ages in pig years.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

But older.

And drunker. And fatter.

 

[GreenTips]

Wigger looks like a fat Adam Sessler.

 

[Keranu]

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Wigger looks like a fat Adam Sessler.

I was thinking he looked like a bloated, retarded, unsuccessful version of the Burt's Bees guy.