🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Lego's new Eiffel Tower set, boasting a height of nearly 5'. So congratulations Ethan, you're just taller than a commercial Lego set.
Give me all the puzzle pieces, I just placed an order.
I know this is off topic, but where'd you get it from and how much did it run you? That's actually really tasteful and neat and I miss playing with Lego, which is something constructive and positive, unlike Ralph who is neither and has been neither. (I've been wanting to get one of the big fuck-off star destroyer sets but those are really hard to come by nowadays, at least the last time I looked... ETA: lol yeah, almost $2k on amazon rn, ludicrous)
 
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Lego's new Eiffel Tower set, boasting a height of nearly 5'. So congratulations Ethan, you're just taller than a commercial Lego set.
Give me all the puzzle pieces, I just placed an order.
Well if he is wearing his booster shoes and compression socks combo his forehead may just reach the flag at the top otherwise I can’t see him clearing the viewing platform
 
Alex Jones, the guy who got caught live on air looking at transgender porn, not to be confused with Nick Fuentes, the guy who got caught in a Twitter video looking at transgender porn.

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Ralphamania. Alex Stein is a fat retard who "trolled" AOC by calling her a big booty latina on the steps of Capitol Hill. He's also known for showing up to local city council meetings and pretending to be trans or having PTSD and performing rap lyrics.
I saw his appearances on the Uncle Rico Show and I shoot hate his magic flute voice. He's way too excited to be on a podcast.

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One of the Cuba pictures he keeps posting reminded me of a GTA loading screen.
If I think about it Ralph really seems like a side character straight out of the game. He's a sleazy fat guy who would give the player missions to "sabotage" his sworn enemies. The person targeted would change every mission and Ralph would always give a new sob story about how they hurt him.
An ex wife, a cancer ridden old guy, a nerd who runs a forum, a wrestling fan who was his former friend, two canadian retards..
All of his ploys would in the end fail. The last mission is just a cutscene where he tries to give the player another mission but dies of a heart attack midway through. The player would just leave with some snarky one liner.
He's like a reverse Brucie from GTA4: a self-proclaimed chad fueled by copious amounts of drugs and mental instability. The missions he gives you look inconspicuous at first but you find out after the fact that they were pointless bouts of violence spurned on by paranoia and unprompted tard rage.

I'm just imagining his missions involving you starting wars with every gang in the city because they made fun of his mom or some shit.
 
I think Alex Stein certainly has a good attitude to have in his field that can give him appeal, but yeah that picture of him in that tight bathing suit around kids certainly disgusted me.
 
I haven't been following Ralph since around the beginning of October but couldn't resist any longer since he's become a shameless ballwasher for Fuentes and Ye24.

At first glance, this looked like an unironic W for him. No one likes the turkroach Hasan so I thought most of these replies would be groypers taking a victory lap. But it turned out a lot of them are people calling him a nazi or free speech hypocrite.
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He's getting way more engagement than he did 2 months ago but a lot of it's negative.

Edit: ninja'd by punished but what do you guys think? Will Ralph become a more well known lolcow once the media starts looking into Fuentes' associates more carefully? As bad as Fuentes is, Ralph lore is a lot funnier and people will have a more natural revulsion to Ralph since he's physically grotesque.

It's probably optimistic and part of me wants Ralph to remain our obscure lolcow but I think there's a chance.
 
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I haven't been following Ralph since around the beginning of October but couldn't resist any longer since he's become a shameless ballwasher for Fuentes and Ye24.

At first glance, this looked like an unironic W for him. No one likes the turkroach Hasan so I thought most of these replies would be groypers taking a victory lap. But it turned out a lot of them are people calling him a nazi or free speech hypocrite.
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He's getting way more engagement than he did 2 months ago but a lot of it's negative.

Edit: ninja'd by punished but what do you guys think? Will Ralph become a more well known lolcow once the media starts looking into Fuentes' associates more carefully? As bad as Fuentes is, Ralph lore is a lot funnier and people will have a more natural revulsion to Ralph since he's physically grotesque.

It's probably optimistic and part of me wants Ralph to remain our obscure lolcow but I think there's a chance.
Decisive Ralphamale victory. The fags crying about muh free speech don't believe in free speech.
 
Decisive Ralphamale victory. The fags crying about muh free speech don't believe in free speech.
Don't get me wrong, I think this is a big W for Ralph and I applaud him for flagging Hasan.

The bigger question is where does it go from here? Ralph is getting more engagement than ever before and has gained about 10k twitter followers in the past 2 months. As a bluecheck account that seems to be solely functioning as junkyard dog for Fuentes and Ye atm, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph got some mainstream attention soon.

He would probably take that as a W too but what do you think will start happening when more people recognize Ralph in public? Do you think that will be a good thing for him?
 
The bigger question is where does it go from here? Ralph is getting more engagement than ever before and has gained about 10k twitter followers in the past 2 months. As a bluecheck account that seems to be solely functioning as junkyard dog for Fuentes and Ye atm, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph got some mainstream attention soon.
As funny as it would be, I doubt Nick will publicly acknowledge or address Ralph any time soon, at least as long as Nick is part of the YE24 campaign. Ralph's optics are somehow even more potentially catastrophic to the AF "brand" than most. They'll probably try to keep him relegated as an "independent agent" for as long as possible.

He would probably take that as a W too but what do you think will start happening when more people recognize Ralph in public? Do you think that will be a good thing for him?
There are fewer and fewer positive aspects to Ralph, so whatever attention he'll get moving forward if his profile rises is almost certainly going to be negative. I could see him going the way of Drachenlord, in the sense that he's going to be relentlessly fucked with due to his abrasive and combative personality. We have seen how he responds when he's made fun of or confronted IRL, if he's smart, he'll continue to lie low and refrain from announcing his various trips or physical location across social media.

I'm surprised he hasn't had it worse. Beyond getting punched in the throat at the bowling alley, all of the physical altercations he has been in have been of his own doing, and the aylawging has been harmless and lighthearted; diaper deliveries, finger guns, corn cobs, I think the only real malicious thing I can remember was when Plate Gang vandalized his car. Even articles focusing on Ralph have been pretty lenient beyond calling him alt-right or whatever, nobody has honed in on the more debauched facets of his life and career (although I think RWW did an article around the time of the Faith arc but I might be misremembering).
 
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I know this is off topic, but where'd you get it from and how much did it run you? That's actually really tasteful and neat and I miss playing with Lego, which is something constructive and positive, unlike Ralph who is neither and has been neither. (I've been wanting to get one of the big fuck-off star destroyer sets but those are really hard to come by nowadays, at least the last time I looked... ETA: lol yeah, almost $2k on amazon rn, ludicrous)
I got it from the local Lego store site for $629.99 and it came with the little apartment thing that's usually closed off, most people don't seem to know it exists even.
 
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As funny as it would be, I doubt Nick will publicly acknowledge or address Ralph any time soon, at least as long as Nick is part of the YE24 campaign. Ralph's optics are somehow even more potentially catastrophic to the AF "brand" than most. They'll probably try to keep him relegated as an "independent agent" for as long as possible.
I definitely agree that Nick will keep Ralph as far away as possible. I guess I'm just hoping for an inquisitive journo to stumble across Ralph's twitter account and look into his background. It's probably overly optimistic but he is one of the few verified accounts co-signing what Kanye says about Hitler.
I'm surprised he hasn't had it worse.
It could get a lot worse. Ralph has always been a nobody but if he manages to glom onto Ye24 (which he's obviously trying to do) he could very well wind up getting more attention than he bargained for. And that would obviously be the most entertaining outcome for us, so I'm hoping for it.
 
It really feels like ever since Chris Chan’s arrest there really is a dimensional merge happening and it’s all lolcows hitting the mainstream audience. Gunt may relish the current attention but he’s too thin skinned and will no doubt lash out and return to his hollering ways which will greatly expand the amount of people wanting to fuck with him and he’s going to spiral out of control. Fuentes got ketchup thrown at him, what’s going to happen to our dear Gunt lord when mainstream attention points its flashlight at him and he shuffles his backward gunted ass in to a liquor store and gets recognized?
 
The bigger question is where does it go from here?
He would probably take that as a W too but what do you think will start happening when more people recognize Ralph in public? Do you think that will be a good thing for him?
In terms of opportunities, Ralph has nothing to market. He has nothing interesting to say and has skipped court. He has no worthwhile takes - he can barely string a coherent sentence together and so has nothing of value to contribute to any discussion. He can only exist to grift at this stage, and there are only so many edgelord retards with the loose change to throw pigwise.

All someone has to do is throw his name into google to find him forcing his way into a troon house and assaulting people like a low IQ Jerry Sprigger, amongst a few other choice clips. The litany of disgusting shit that has spilled out of his mouth is well documented, to the point that involving him in anything would be reputation cancer.

That being said, Ethan Ralph is a fat rapist pedophile convicted sex offender with a foot long taint, a confirmed micropenis and a nasty distended hanging flap of abdominal flesh. He will surely find himself getting tipped over like a prison bitch more frequently if he gets substantial coverage.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph got some mainstream attention soon.
The funniest part about Ralph is that it won't matter how closely he gets involved with Fuentes, Baked, "Master Milo", or even (Ye forbid) Kanye himself. All of these people, for better or worse, do something. The MSM see these people as enough of a threat to warrant being publicly brought down a peg.

Ralph doesn't do anything. He isn't worth mentioning because he doesn't matter. The height of Ralph's notoriety was being mentioned by that Jared Holt weirdo after the holocaust denial stream.

Ralph is an outsider looking in. The fat, ugly kid in the cafeteria hoping to one day sit at the cool kids table. But no one will notice him.
 
Were there any tranny videos on Ralph's old JCeaser account or was it just cuck porn? The reason I ask is because Ralph's law states anything Ethan Ralph mocks someone for he has done at least once before
Ethan fucked and impregnated a woman that looks more manly then the last four dudes I took in the ass who wants to rape children like the normal twitter troon.
 
Don't get me wrong, I think this is a big W for Ralph and I applaud him for flagging Hasan.

The bigger question is where does it go from here? Ralph is getting more engagement than ever before and has gained about 10k twitter followers in the past 2 months. As a bluecheck account that seems to be solely functioning as junkyard dog for Fuentes and Ye atm, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph got some mainstream attention soon.

He would probably take that as a W too but what do you think will start happening when more people recognize Ralph in public? Do you think that will be a good thing for him?
In that case, the farms is the real winner!
 
I haven't been following Ralph since around the beginning of October but couldn't resist any longer since he's become a shameless ballwasher for Fuentes and Ye24.

At first glance, this looked like an unironic W for him. No one likes the turkroach Hasan so I thought most of these replies would be groypers taking a victory lap. But it turned out a lot of them are people calling him a nazi or free speech hypocrite.
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He's getting way more engagement than he did 2 months ago but a lot of it's negative.

Edit: ninja'd by punished but what do you guys think? Will Ralph become a more well known lolcow once the media starts looking into Fuentes' associates more carefully? As bad as Fuentes is, Ralph lore is a lot funnier and people will have a more natural revulsion to Ralph since he's physically grotesque.

It's probably optimistic and part of me wants Ralph to remain our obscure lolcow but I think there's a chance.
I'm hoping Hasan gets angry about this and goes after Ralph. Hasan could easily start a youtube stream to shit on him for his massive audience, and you just know it'll spiral out from there.
 
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